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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 21, 2009 18:10:19 GMT -5
Magnus hits the Tormentum. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here is your winner, Brutus Magnus!
Tenay: The champion gets the win tonight over the "top opponent" Kip James. West: Oh man, I'm coming down. Tenay: Well we can hear from Kevin Nash who is with his new "companion" Traci Brooks.
Ladies and gentlemen… Kevin Nash.
Well here we are. Moment of truth. Kurt, we go back a long way. We‘ve been enemies, friends, you name it. So don‘t take it personally when I royally kick your ass! Mickles, I let you had your fun, mainly because I was gettin’ a kick out of it myself. But now, play time‘s over! Kevin Nash is ready to go out there and bring home the gold! Ready Traci?
Always, Kev.
Then let‘s go.
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Post by comahan on Nov 21, 2009 18:11:58 GMT -5
Brutus wins after lying about a leaky faucet in the back, sending a frantic handyman kip running up the ramp and out of sight. So, um, is that a vote for Mgnus? The "Brutus wins" part didnt do it for ya, huh? Ya, Brutus wins!
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Post by Above Average on Nov 21, 2009 18:13:13 GMT -5
Nirvana, those AJ jibes from Magnus are gonna keep going and going for a while yet I imagine! Nothing personal btw, it's in character.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 21, 2009 18:14:12 GMT -5
Jeff Jarrett's music begins to play and he makes his way to the ring. When he gets in the ring we can see a table has been set up in the middle. Jeff takes a seat at one side of the table.
Let's not waste any time here. Jethro Holliday, would you please come out to this ring right now?
*Jethro Holliday appears on the ramp wearing a tuxedo and walks down to the ring before taking a seat* Kay Jeff lets get this done
Thanks for dressing up here. This is a very serious matter. I hope you understand that.
Ah understand completly Gawd it's hot *Jethro removes his coat and places it on the back of his chair*
Well Jethro... you know why you're out here tonight. So let's cut to the chase shall we? Explain to me just why I should sign this contract and give you a title match at any time you choose?
*Jethro removes his tie and tosses it over his shoulder* Jeff Ah'm not a man ha talks much Ah prefer to let mah actions in the ring talk for me And Ah believe that's just what they've done recently
You reckon beating Kurt Angle puts you in line for a shot? I mean, I beat Kurt at Bound for Glory in 2008, and I didn't get a title shot. Explain to me why you deserve one.
And you got a title shot out of it Ah didn't just beat Kurt though Ah beat Kurt twice,Ah beat one half of the tag champs in Alex Shelley and most importantly Jeff Ah beat You!
You speak some truth there Holliday. You really do. Some of it not so much, but most of it is true. Hand me that contract.
Mind if ah ask you something Jeff?
Huh? What? Uh no, no I don't..
Well now that ah've got myself a World Title shot ah figure ah should scout a bit So ah ask ya this Jeff D'you have any plans when it comes to that Title on Magnus's waist?
I haven't signed your contract yet.
*Jethro leans back and smiles* Mah mistake But the question still stands
Well then to answer your question - I don't have any plans, no.
Really? No Plans at all Alright then sign away
Jeff looks at Jethro, perplexed.
Alright then...
Jeff pulls the contract towards himself, takes out his pen and signs it.
Jethro Holliday, you can now have a World title shot at any time you so choose. Congratulations!
Thank you Jeff
Tenay: And so it's official, Holliday can challenge for the world title. It's just a question of when. West: Will somebody shut that annoying guy up. Tenay: What annoying guy? West: The one sitting next to me. Teany: He's back folks.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 21, 2009 18:16:33 GMT -5
Tenay: And it is time, the winner will face Brutus Magnus at Final Resolution. West: And the loser will desend into apathy. Kinda what I'm feeling now.
Penzer: The following contest is our iMPACT main event in which the winner will face the World Champion at Final Resolution.
Penzer: Introducing first, from Pittsburgh, Pensylvania, weighing 240 pounds, he is Professional wrestling only olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle!
Penzer: And being accompanied by Traci Brooks, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 329 pounds, Kevin Nash!
3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2009 18:17:15 GMT -5
Nash with a Prodigy-plex
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2009 18:17:17 GMT -5
Nash with a running knee in the corner!
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Post by Above Average on Nov 21, 2009 18:17:38 GMT -5
Angle hits a lariat.
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Post by comahan on Nov 21, 2009 18:18:49 GMT -5
Angle with a figure four
2-2!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 21, 2009 18:20:05 GMT -5
Great, now I have to break the tie.
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Post by Above Average on Nov 21, 2009 18:21:15 GMT -5
Well, someone might vote in the next 6 minutes. So don't be jumping to conclusions!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2009 18:22:09 GMT -5
Great, now I have to break the tie. Now you know how I felt at Badd Blood.
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Post by Above Average on Nov 21, 2009 18:23:11 GMT -5
And how I felt at Fan Control.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 21, 2009 18:24:00 GMT -5
Great, now I have to break the tie. Now you know how I felt at Badd Blood. Yeah, thanks for reminding me of that. *evil laugh*
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Post by Above Average on Nov 21, 2009 18:25:23 GMT -5
Bad tactics there Evil M.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 21, 2009 18:38:23 GMT -5
Angle gets Nash down and goes up top. Nash however is up and catches Angle coming off the top. He hits the kneeling Chokeslam. 1-2-Kickout! Nash lift Angel onto his shoulder and goes for Snake Eyes but Angle gets out and hits the Angle Slam. 1-2-Kickout! Angle pulls down the straps and locks on the Ankle Lock. Nash rolls through and sends Angle into the turnbuckle. Angle stumbles back and Nash hits the Jacknife. 1-2-Kickout! Nash looks down in disbelief. Nash goes for a second Jackknife but Angle counters with a victory roll. 1-2-Kickout! Angle goes of another Ankle Lock but Nash kicks Angle off him. Nash catches Angle and hits a second Jackknife. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here is your winner, Kevin Nash!
Tenay: Man, what a match that was.
Traci comes in the ring and jumps into Nash's arms. Angle looks on, frustrated at the loss.
West: I dunno if I'm more envious of Nash for earning a title shot or nailing Traci Brooks. Tenay: Well we'll leave you with that thought. See you next week folks.
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Post by Above Average on Nov 21, 2009 18:40:36 GMT -5
Good show PN. Really enjoying WCTNA.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 21, 2009 18:41:23 GMT -5
SWERVE!
Seriously, Nash made more sense. Sorry mikey.
Thanks to comahan, mikey, Evil M, TTS, Hayden and AA for the promos and you guys who showed up to vote.
Sorry that took so long. Remember when mikey would churn these out in 30-odd minutes?
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Post by Above Average on Nov 21, 2009 18:43:50 GMT -5
Remember when Xplosion existed?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 21, 2009 18:46:02 GMT -5
I could do with Xplosion. There's a couple of matches I wanted to book but I didn't have room. Ah, they can wait until next week.
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