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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 28, 2009 18:50:47 GMT -5
Red goes up top but Petey pulls his leg crotching him on the top rope. Joe the grabs red and hits the Muscle Buster. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here are your winners, the Nation of Violence!
West: The masked men lose. Tenay: I told you...oh what's the use. And now we can hear from Alissa Flash. West: And again, no-one cares. Tenay: Will you just shut up.
So tonight I team with Christy Hemme and Sarita to take on the Beautiful People huh? Well just last week I watched as Sarita went one on one with Angelina Love. A match where Angelina did whatever she needed to do to pick up the victory. She didn't win that match fairly. She wasn't the better wrestler on the night. She cheated. You know what that tells me? That tells me that tonight it's gonna be the same deal. Tonight she's going to come down to the ring and, with the assistance of her partners in crime Velvet and Madison, she's going to try to make a name for herself.
She's going to try to make a name for herself at the expense of the champion. She knows that if she can somehow, someway, ANYWAY in fact, pick up a pinfall or a submission on me, WCTNA management will seriously consider giving her a chance to become champion. Then you take into account that I'm teaming with two women who would also love to get a shot at my title. The odds don't look good for me, do they?
Well, on the other hand, if Sarita and Christy want to get a chance at the gold, the best thing they can do is go out there and try to help us win. But girls, remember, it doesn't matter which of us gets the fall, we all win regardless.
And also on this apparent other hand there is Madison and Velvet. It seems obvious to me they had their eyes on winning the Tag Titles at Final Resolution. But Taylor and Hamada got the shot they thought she deserved. Now girls, imagine if one of YOU pinned me out there tonight? Wouldn't that put YOU in contention? I mean, why should it be Angelina who reaps the rewards from all of your effort?
So things aren't quite as clear cut as they may seem. So Beautiful People, you can double and triple team us, you can use illegal holds, you can use foreign objects, you can do whatever you see fit. I don't care. The fact of the matter is you're facing a former Women's champ in Sarita, one of the women with the most potential in this business in Christy Hemme... and of course, the woman who is officially the best in the world today, the WCTNA Women's Knockout Champ, Alissa Flash. Step on up, because you're going to go down in history as the first to fall at the feet of the future legend.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 28, 2009 18:52:17 GMT -5
suicide with a ddt what happened to my promo Right before the Taylor/Tara match. Also your vote was after the time.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2009 18:53:20 GMT -5
Dammit, I forgot sportsdude had Suicide! My bad, man.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 28, 2009 18:54:42 GMT -5
Tenay: And now it's six Knockouts tag team action. West: You mind if I just zone out after the Beautiful People's entrance? Tenay: Actually you'd be doing us a favour.
Penzer: The following six Knockout tag team match is set for one fall. Introducing first, the team of Angelina Love, Velvet Sky and Madison Rayne, the Beautiful People!
Penzer: Their opponents first, from Los Angeles, California, Christy Hemme!
Penzer: From Mexico City, Sarita!
Penzer: And from San Francisco, California, she is the WCTNA Women's Knockout Champion, Alissa Flash!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2009 18:55:44 GMT -5
Anglelina with a double boob butt to Christy!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2009 18:55:55 GMT -5
TBP all dropkick Sarita
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 28, 2009 19:06:52 GMT -5
Christy goes for the FFG but Velvet pulls Angelina out of the way. Angelina rolls up Christy. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here are your winners, The Beautiful People!
West: Well at least the hot ones won. Tenay: Will you stop. West: Hey, we were all thinking that. Tenay: And now we can hear from our world champion.
This is Lauren standing by with the World Heavyweight Champion, Brutus Magnus. Brutus, last week on iMPACT! we saw the number one contender match between Kevin Nash and Kurt Angle. Kevin won that match to give him a chance to face you for your title at Final Resolution next week. Now, I'd imagine that normally you and Kevin would be on opposite sides of the ring heading into the match, BUT contrary to this, you two are TEAMING tonight against Team 3D. What are your thoughts?
Well Lauren, the first thing that comes to mind is.... where's SoCal Val?
Um... she wasn't assigned to do this interview this week.
You mean to say that the World Heavyweight Champ doesn't even get to be interviewed by the best interviewer in WCTNA?
I've been here longer in this role, so surely I'm the...
No. Just no...
Lauren rolls her eyes.
In spite of this, another clearly xenophobic dig at the World champ... I will perservere with this interview and answer your question Lauren.
I have a lot of respect for Kevin Nash. Kevin Nash is widely considered to be one of the greatest big men to have EVER graced a professional wrestling ring. A 6 time World champ in this business. The man sold out arenas in WWE, WCW and here in TNA. He's a legend in this business. That's why I personally requested that we team up here tonight.
So you want to TEAM with the man you're facing on PPV next week? Wouldn't it be better to get some experience again...
Look Lauren. I know respect isn't something you know an awful lot about, but I RESPECT Kevin Nash. Therefore I am looking forward to teaming with him tonight. It'll be a fantastic experience for me going forward. The man knows so much about this business - how else has he kept going to the age of 50, and after having endured so many injuries? How is teaming with a man like this NOT experience?!
Okay, okay... well then, how about the fact you're facing Team 3D?
It looks like this is a match which for me is built on respect doesn't it? Team 3D - more Tag title runs than I care to remember. I didn't ask to face 3D. I still consider them friends. But who better to put me through my paces in a tag match than Team 3D?! Look Lauren, you need to stop trying to stir the pot with me and Kevin, and me and 3D. I'm going to go out there, show each and every gobshite in this arena just how good I am - AGAIN - and then I'm going to go back to my hotel room and have a nice relaxing evening having a few drinks with these fine chaps.
Brutus goes to leave.
Don't you have anything else you'd like to say?
I didn't do my catchphrases huh? I am Brutus Magnus, Wor... you know what? Lauren, you don't deserve to hear my catchphrases. This interview is over. Rule Br...
You nearly got me there... This interview is OVER.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 28, 2009 19:08:16 GMT -5
*Dr. Stevie comes out with microphone in hand and make his way into the ring*
Two weeks ago, I came out here and told Raven very simply that I wanted to face him at Final Resolution whether he liked it or not and that I wasn't going to stop until I got what I wanted. However, I've stilled yet to hear Mick Foley announce the match. Not only that but I was banned from the Impact Zone last week in an attempt to ensure no more chaos between me and Raven. Now forgive me for sounding a little frustrated but I don't quite understand how this company sees a man laying his hands on a woman as perfectly acceptable yet I nailed Raven with a cane and get branded as out of control. I ran the show for five months, you'd think I'd get it by now but I guess I was wrong and it seems I've been wrong my entire career.
For the past twelve years, I've tried to understand Raven's fascination with me and for those twelve years his love of masochism rubbed off on me as I tried to help him. Help Raven. There's any oxymoron if I ever saw one but like the fool I was, the more times he approached me, the more I'd try to help. Look back at ECW, I'd tried to make Raven a leader, call him Boss - sorry about that Paul. What do I get instead? A broken neck that required numerous surgeries. WCW, I try to get you a job, you punish and abuse me some more. What was it? I was your bitch lackey.
It didn't stop there. When I became the leader of RTC, you went against everything I stood for. When I wanted to be hardcore, you had to be more hardcore. When I get stuck in charge of Heat, who's the first guy to get himself banned from the A Show? I've had enough Raven and I will make it come to an end at Final Resolution so help me God. Twelve years, you've tried to unleash the monster inside of me. It comes out December 6th and for the first time, you won't be able to do a damn thing about it. Let's see how you like being the victim. Mick Foley, you have til the count of three to get out here and I suggest you do or the results will make two weeks ago look like nothing at all.
Stevie, do you realise exactly who I am? More importantly, do you realise who you are? You have clung to me all your professional career. Not because you wanted to, because you needed to. They say imitation, is the sincerest form of flattery.
I got thinking. "There's a warning sign on the road ahead. There's a lot of people saying, we'd be better off dead. I don't feel like Satan, but I am to them. So I try to forget it, anyway I can." And right then and there I realized, Stevie, that you could never be me, because when they call you Satan it bothered you; When they called me Satan, I enjoyed it. So it is written...
You know, sometimes in life we make our own choices. And sometimes, a choice is made for us. And sometimes there is no choice. So as fair as accepting your challenge, you're on. But don't expect any mercy, Stevie. I will do what I have to, and I will do what I must.
Quoth the Raven...
So there we have it, Raven v Stevie. A match more than ten years in the making. And it will take place and Final Resolution.
So that's it, Mick. I see to recall you were standing right here too. What happened to you Mick? What happened to Cactus Jack? Are your tryong to save me like you did Tommy Dreamer?
I now damn well there is no saving you. I just hope there's a time you can leave Raven behind, just like I did to Cactus Jack. As for now, if you and Stevie touch eachother before Final Resolution you'll be thrown out of the arena again. Now get out of my ring.
Securuty come down and drag Raven and Stevie out of the ring.
Now we can get onto other things.
After what happened earlier, I am announcing that at Final Resolution, Matt Morgan and Sting will take on AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels.
As a result of that the X Divsion title will not be defended. So instead we will see the return of Ultimate X. And this match will feature Samoa Joe, Petey Williams, Amazing Red, Suicide, Consequences Creed and D'Angelo Dinero for a furtiure X Division title shot.
As far as the Knockout's go, Sarita does have a rematch for her Knockout's title. But she was pinned last week by Angelina Love. So Alissa Flash will defend her title against both Angelina Love and Sarita. And Angelina, if anyone from the Beautiful People interfers on your behalf, you will be removed from the match and you will NEVER receive a title shot again.
Finally, Daivari, don't think I haven't noticed of you and your partner Kiyoshi getting involved with Team 3D as of late. You want Team 3D, Shawn? You got em. You will defend your Legends title against both members of Team 3D. But don't worry, your buddy Kiyoshi will be in there too. That's right, it'll be Shawn Daivari v Brother Ray v brother Devon v Kiyoshi in a fatal fourway.
Thank you everybody and enjoy the main event. Have a nice day!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 28, 2009 19:10:40 GMT -5
Tenay: And now it's time for our main event. West: Well we know now why Magnus is teaming with Nash. Tenay: Given the wily veteran Nash is, I'm sure he's okay with it too.
Penzer: The following contest is our iMPACT main event, a tag team match set for one fall.
Penzer: Introducing first, from New York City, at a combined weight of 585 pounds, Brother Ray, Brother Devon, Team 3D!
Penzer: Their opponents, first, accompanied by Traci Brooks, weighing 329 pounds, "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash!
Penzer: And from the United Kingdom, weighing 240 pounds, he is the WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion, Brutus Magnus!
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Post by Above Average on Nov 28, 2009 19:12:34 GMT -5
Magnus hits a lariat.
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Post by RKTaker on Nov 28, 2009 19:14:13 GMT -5
Dammit, I forgot sportsdude had Suicide! My bad, man. lol it's okay i should of gotten my vote in sooner oh well
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2009 19:14:35 GMT -5
Nash with a backbreaker to Ray!
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Post by RKTaker on Nov 28, 2009 19:14:53 GMT -5
magnus with a back body drop
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Post by Above Average on Nov 28, 2009 19:16:05 GMT -5
Ballgame Maggle.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2009 19:20:34 GMT -5
Ray with a superplex on Nash
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 28, 2009 19:22:41 GMT -5
3D get Nash alone and go for the 3D but Magnus takes out Ray. Nash the hits the Jackknife of Devon. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here are your winners, Brutus Magnus and Kevin Nash.
Suddenly Daiavri and Kiyoshi come from nowhere and attack Team 3D.
Tenay: Hey, it's Kiyoshi and Daivari. West: I can see that.
In the ring, Magnus extends his hand. Nash warily taccepts the hadshake.
West: These two have respect for eachother. Tenay: I thought respect was a dirty word for you. We'll find out if this sticks next week. See you folks as we make the final stop on the road to Final Resolution see you then.
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Post by Above Average on Nov 28, 2009 19:27:00 GMT -5
Can you please edit that finish PN. Can it be a handshake rather than a belt shot?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 28, 2009 19:29:20 GMT -5
It seemed in character but fine.
Thanks to comahan, sportsdude, TTS, AA, mikey and, oh yeah, me for the promos. Thanks to those of you who voted.
Signed for iMPACT next week:
Brutus Magnus v Scott Steiner Kevin Nash v Kurt Angle Consequences Creed v D'Angelo Dinero Beer Money v Southern Justice Sarita and Alissa Flash v The Beautiful People w/Madison Rayne Daffney v Hamada
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2009 19:29:37 GMT -5
Can you please edit that finish PN. Can it be a handshake rather than a belt shot? Yeah, that would be better.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2009 19:30:38 GMT -5
It seemed in character but fine. Thanks to comahan, sportsdude, TTS, AA, maikey and, oh yeah, me for the promos. Thanks to thoise of you who voted. Signed for iMPACT next week: Brutus Magnus v Scoot SteinerKevin Nash v Kurt Angle Sarita and Alissa Flash v The Beautiful People (Angelina and Velvet) Daffney v Hamada Scoot? Hmmm...
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