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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 5, 2009 12:39:32 GMT -5
Maybe Jay is just the man Puts on sunglassesWho cried Wolfe. YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH! Hernandez? Damn it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2009 12:40:22 GMT -5
VICTORY! *throws up a v*
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Post by Above Average on Dec 5, 2009 13:26:37 GMT -5
Cody Deaner, Consequences Creed and Sting now available again.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 5, 2009 13:36:15 GMT -5
What happened to Jaysticle?
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Post by Above Average on Dec 5, 2009 13:43:10 GMT -5
He was banned.
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Post by comahan on Dec 5, 2009 13:46:03 GMT -5
Sooooo
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 5, 2009 13:48:03 GMT -5
Yeah, that does kinda work out for us comahan.
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Post by comahan on Dec 5, 2009 14:06:15 GMT -5
It really does. I wish there was a way that I could officially take Sting in as a 4th person
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 5, 2009 16:01:34 GMT -5
Tenay: Welcome to WCTNA iMPACT as we are 24 hours away from Final Resolution. I'm Mike Tenay. West: And I'm Don West as ever wondering who I pissed off in a previous life. Tenay: You know we could get someone else if you don't want to be here. West: The TNAShop work doesn't pay the bills, Mike. Tenay: We can go to Kevin Nash who is already in the ring with Traci Brooks.
Ladies and gentlemen… Big Kev.
Thank you dear.
Folks, in a mere 24 hours, your's truly will be seeking fame, fortune and a helluva lotta chicks, when I challenge Bruti for the World Title. Now, I know how important this match is. I've been trainin' real hard, huh Trace?
You can sure say that again, Kevie.
OK. I've been trainin' real hard, huh Trace?
You can sure say that again, Kevie.
I've been trainin' real hard, huh Trace?
You can sure say that again, Kevie.
I've been trainin' real ha-
Brutus Magnus' music starts playing and he makes his way down to the ring in his suit with the title belt over his shoulder.
He comes into the ring and goes face to face with Nash. They stare each other down until Magnus offers a handshake which Nash accepts. They both begin to laugh.
Ladies and gentlemen, first of all give it up for the number one contender for the World title!
The crowd boos.
And now give it up for the World Heavyweight Champ... Brutus Magnus!
The crowd boos some more.
You know Kevin Nash. Last week we teamed up on iMPACT! and everyone - EVERYONE - thought one of us was going to turn on the other. Everyone out there had it in their skull that we couldn't trust one another. We're both "rogues" in this business Kevin. But in the end we went out there and we did battle with Team 3D in a respectful, professional and hard fought manner. We picked up the win as a consequence.
It's a common misconception that just because two guys are fightin' for the belt, they must be bitter enemies. But Bruti, that's not the case with us, is it?
Of course not! I mean, we're adults aren't we? Just because all these other guys who have challenged me for my title have seen fit to act like little babies and attack me every chance they get, it doesn't mean everyone has to. You're one of the best this business has ever produced - why would you NEED to do it? You can compete with me tomorrow without needing to assault me needlessly.
Precisely. Of course, once we're in the ring at Final Resolution, all bets are off.
Nash glares at Brutus.
But that's tomorrow night! Besides, we have something more important to discuss right now. A very troubling matter. A mystery of sorts that has kept countless fans awake at night.
A mystery case of the lesser spotted former WCTNA Champion... where on EARTH has Bobby Lashley GONE?!
Yes indeed. Where in the World is Bobby Lashley?
Now, unfortunately, we were unable to get Rockapella to perform a theme song for us, but regardless, Bruti and I have made it our mission to find the MIA EX-Champion and bring him back to the iMPACT Zone, dead or alive!
So over the course of the last week we took it upon ourselves to take some time off from training to search for our former champion. Throughout the show tonight, you will get the absolute PLEASURE of seeing those clips. And do we find him in the end?
Well if we told you, would you keep watching?
Probably not. Though in saying that, they bought all the PPVs that had my title defences on them - and so far they've all been foregone conclusions right?
True. ....Wait a second? Lashley beating you was a foregone conclusion?
Hey... anomaly! Remember? It was an anomaly. I was ill remember? C'mon Kev. I would have won that match at 100% and the fans bought it knowing I was the better wrestler. I did win it back at Turning Point afterall.
I know that! I was just ribbin' ya, man!
Damnit... sorry Kev. I'm just so used to people around here trying to criticise me so often with malice and jealousy in their comments. I'm not used to ribbing any more!
But alas, I think we've occupied enough of these people's time for now. They're probably dying to see some crappy lower card nobody wrestle so that they can cheer them on and live through these underachievers. So how about we go backstage and have a little chat about this training?
Well Traci?
Anything you want, Brutus.
Brutus begins to grin.
Splendid. You know I can do 1000 push-ups in a row?
Wow, that's very impressive. Can you show me?
Traci Brooks.... darling... it would be... my pleasure.
Magnus takes Traci's hand and kisses it before winking at her.
Whoa now easy there Bruti. You don't wanna strain something the night before a big match, do you?
Life's all about risks Kev. Hang on, wait a sec, are we still in the ring?
Nash looks around.
Yep. It would appear so.
Well then what are we waiting for? These people want to see those skits. And even if they don't... who cares? I'm outta here.
Magnus walks towards the ropes and opens them for Traci to leave the ring.
Traci giggles and exits. Nash goes to follow, but Magnus closes the ropes without even glancing back. Nash shrugs and steps over the top rope and follows them up the ramp.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 5, 2009 16:06:11 GMT -5
West: Where is Bobby Lashley? I really want to know. Tenay: Well tonight on iMPACT, Nash and Magnus are in action against Angle and Steiner respectively. West: And Team 3D v Daivari and Kiyoshi and AJ and Daniels v the Guns. Tenay: Well let's get right to our opening contest featuring two of the men who will compete in Ultimate X this Sunday.
Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Harlem, New York, weighing 230 pounds, "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero!
Penzer: And from Marietta, Georgia, weighing 205 pounds, Consequences Creed!
3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by comahan on Dec 5, 2009 16:12:26 GMT -5
Pope with 4 up
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2009 16:18:09 GMT -5
Creed with a jab
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 5, 2009 16:19:04 GMT -5
Creed goes for the Creed-DT but Dinero drives him back into the corner. He follows up with the Pope Mobile and covers. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here is your winner, D'Angelo Dinero
As Dinero celebrates the Nation of Violence hit the ring and beat down him and Creed. Red and Suicide then run out for the save and quickly dispatch the Nation.
West: What are these guys doing out here? Tenay: It looks like these men are ready for Ultimate X.
* We go backstage where Lauren is with The Beautiful People. Instead of three massive thrones as usual, there is only one, and it seats Angelina Love. Velvet and Madison are fanning Angelina and pampering her. *
Lauren: I'm backstage with The Beautiful People. Angelina, I see you got the message that you're in a title match at Final Resolution.
* The Beautiful People all react to her as if theyre just noticing she's there. Lauren rolls her eyes *
Velvet: Of course she got the message! She earned that shot by beating talentless bimbo's week after week. And we're going to make sure that she looks absolutely flawless heading into Final Resolution.
Madison: We figure that if we can't help her out during the Title Match, we'll make up for it tonight!
Velvet: Exactly. By the way, what kind of idiotic ruling is that by Mick Foley anyway? She'll never receive a title shot again if we interfere on her behalf? Really? Have you SEEN us Mick? Have you seen the way the crowd looks at us? With the title around Angelina's itty bitty beautiful waist, there will be even more of a reason for all of those uggo's in the crowd to show up every week. We're the only reason they're here! If you want to guarantee yourself a full house every night, guarantee them a Beautiful champion!
Angelina: Velvet, velvet! Its ooooookay! Mick is simply doing his best to pander to Alissa. Being an ugly, obese sellout just like her, you can see why he'd go to drastic lengths to help her out. But COME ON! Alissa, UHG. I am getting SO TIRED of beating the UGLY out of you! I realize that theres plenty left to beat out but my god! Just hand over the damn belt already!
Madison: And did you see what she tried to do last week? She tried to talk us into turning on you, Angelina!
Lauren: That would have been tragic.
Velvet: Shut up Lauren.
Madison: Seriously Lauren.
Angelina: I know Madison! I heard that! Can you get any more desperate? Trying to turn us on each other, please!
Madison: The only thing she can turn is my face green with disgust everytime she show's her oily face on TV.
Angelina: Good one Madison!
Madison: Thanks!
* Angelina high fives an over excited Madison *
Lauren: You girls do realize that Sarita is involved in the match too.
Angelina: Who?
Lauren: Former Knockouts Champion. The woman you pinned two weeks ago.
Velvet: And the woman we beat last week. Yea. She's only here on a technicality. If you go by what's happened in the ring lately - since apparently that matters...
* Angelina mouths "I know, right?" in the background, with a sort of bewildered expression, as though judging knockouts by what goes on in the ring is a ridiculous thing to do. *
Velvet: If you go by that, then she shouldn't be here at all.
Lauren: Well...
Madison: Shut up Lauren.
Velvet: But theres a chance we can fix that, Angelina. Theres a chance we can knock Sarita out of the match before Final Resolution. Alissa and Sarita team up tonight to take on little ole us!
Angelina: The original Beautiful People, teaming up again!
Velvet: I know! Isn't it exciting? Even Lauren is excited, look at her knees shaking at the thought of us together again!
Lauren: ...
Angelina: You don't have to hide it, honey!
Velvet: I mean, really, at the worst, we can give Sarita a much needed makeover!
Madison: Much needed is putting it lightly Vel, she looks like the Taco Bell dog! Ya know.. cause she's Mexican!
Lauren: She's Canadian.
Madison: But her music... and... everything else?
* Madison looks around, completely shocked by this revelation *
Angelina: She's a disgrace to Canada. The only reason she lives in Mexico is because we threw her out for being so disgusting!
Madison: She looks like shes from Mexico though... like...
Lauren: ...I dont know if we can air this.
Velvet: We should cut this off before Madison goes too far. Catchphrase time?
Angelina: Yea, I think thats best.
Velvet: We're beautiful. We're spoiled. And we're perfect. We know it, and we love it!
Angelina: What we are, and who we are, is what you will never have, and NEVER be.
Velvet: We are cleansing the world one ugly person at a time.
Madison: And tonight, Velvet and Angelina team up once again to take out the bloated Knockouts Champion, and --
* The camera cuts before Madison can describe Sarita *
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 5, 2009 16:20:52 GMT -5
Joining me at this time are the WCTNA Knocout tag team champions Daffney and Tara. You are just 24 hours away from defending your titles against Taylor Wilde and Hamada. Now with the history between Daffney and Taylor Wilde, this should be a heated contest.
I know what Daffney did was wrong but...
Tara, it's okay.
You don't have to...
It's alright. Let me ask you something, Val. Lauren is supposed to be the interviewer. Why isn't she here?
Because she refused. She wants to be nowhere near you after...
After I beat the holy hell out of her and put her out for months.
Yeah, that.
That's where it all started. Where Taylor and I started our little disagreement.
You see you would have thought I'd regret what I did. But I don't. I have no remorse, no guilt. I just feel hollow. And if that makes me a bad person, I simply don't care. But I know something. This is my title and I earned it. I don't care if you despise me. I don't care if you hate. As far as I'm concerned this issue we had ended at Bound For Glory. I have no malice in my heart. But Tara and I will fight our hardest to...
*Daffney is cut off when Raven enters, sending Val scampering off*
I should be disapointed in you. But I am pleased. Most pleased. Tomorrow I will beat Stevie and you will beat Taylor and all will be right with the world.
She's not your puppet anymore, you hear me?
*Raven tosses Tara aside and grabs Daffney by the throat*
Say it.
I...I hate you.
I know.
*Raven releases his grip and walks off, smirking*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 5, 2009 16:23:58 GMT -5
West: You know I say this every week but that was freaky. Tenay: Well let's move right on to our next match. West: why should I care? Tenay: Holliday does have that world title shot he can cash it at any time. West: As long as he uses it by Slammiversary, Mike. Tenay: How do you know? West: I'm tight with Jeff Jarrett, he tells me these things. Tenay: Sure he does.
Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a combined weiught of 480 pounds, James Storm and Robert Roode, Beer Money Incorporated!
Penzer: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 429 pounds, the team of Jethro Holliday and Cody Deaner, Southern Justice!
3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by comahan on Dec 5, 2009 16:25:43 GMT -5
Holliday with a discus punch on Roode
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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 5, 2009 16:34:33 GMT -5
Been a while since I voted on Impact
Holliday with a german suplex to Roode.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 5, 2009 16:36:53 GMT -5
Southern Justice hit the Justice is Served on Roode. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here are your winners, Southern Justice!
Tenay: And Southern Justice get the win. West: I just wonder when Holliday will cash in that title shot. Tenay: We can go to the back with Kevin Nash. West: Has he found Bobby Lashley yet?
Ladies and gentlemen… Big Sexy.
Thanks for the intro, Trace.
My pleasure Kevie. *Giggles*
You have such a lovely laugh, anyone ever tell you that?
Traci blushes and giggles again.
Anyway, time to get serious. In just a little while, I’ve got a match with Kurt Angle. Kurt, let’s face it. You’ve been acting a bit screwy as of late. Actually, screwy may not be the right word. But I digress. Kurt, you’re a great athlete, helluva a hand, blah blah blah. Point is, you’re not even a blip on the radar! I’ve got a much more important match tomorrow night! Bruti and I may have a healthy respect for one another, but that won’t stop us from tearing each other apart at Final Resolution! Cause when the WCTNA Title is on the line, respect, friendship, whathaveyou, it all goes out the window! This reminds me of that time when I was wrestling up North and-
NASH!!!
Oh, hey Scotty. What’s crackin’?
Nash extends his hand. Steiner glares at Nash, then smiles and pulls Nash in for an embrace.
Not much, brother. Getting‘ ready for the big match tomorrow night?
Hell yeah. The title’s comin’ home with me and Traci. Count on it.
Well Kev, that‘s great. But-
But that’s not the only reason you’re here, right?
Very perceptive, big man. Tonight, you got Angle. Now, I know ya saw me and Angle team up and win our match last week. Kurt and me, we got a kinda team thing goin‘. SOOOO…
WHERE KURT GOES I GO!!! IMA BE IN HIS CORNER FOR HIS MATCH AN HESA BE IN MY CORNER LIKEWISE!!! AN IF YA AIN‘T DOWN WIT DAT-
Whoa Scotty! You lookin’ to get sued or something?!
Sorry man. I got a little carried away.
It’s OK. Just be careful. They’re a little sue crazy up north.
My bad. So anyway, I‘m just warnin‘ ya. I‘ll be at ringside durin‘ your match. So just stay outta my way and ya won‘t get hurt.
Scotty, I’m not the one who has to stay outta someone’s way, ya know.
OH?! AN WHATAYA MEAN BY DAT XACTLY?!!
Steiner gets in Nash’s face when…
*Yawn* Are you two quite finished? You’re wasting my valuable camera time. I have a very important title defense to talk about, you know.
Who the hell are you?!
Listen Daivari. You need to just turn around and walk away before someone get‘s hurt.
And by someone, he means you!
Whoever you are.
Neither of you can tell me what to do! Because I have this!
Daivari holds up the Legends belt.
And you two DON’T.
Oh well, look at Mr. big shot! “I have a title belt so I‘m better than everyone else!” Save it Shawn. Everyone‘s tired of your crap. Me especially.
Nash looks at Daivari.
….Who are you?!
Daivari and Steiner stare at Nash for a moment.
….So.
Scott, you say you’re sick of my crap? I said that about you and the other washed up geezers who run around these parts. You think just because you won a World Title, you’re hot stuff. I’ve got news for ya. THIS-
Daivari points to the Legends belt.
Is the new World Title! This belt is much more prestigious than any title you ever held. It’s more prestigious than any of the Tag Team Titles Team 3D ever held. And unfortunately, thanks in part to you, it’s more prestigious than the X-Division Title Kiyoshi held. This is the premiere title in wrestling today!
Is that so? Well think about this. If that‘s the most prestigious title in wrestling today, you better watch out. Because that means guys like Kev, Brutus Magnus, that guy in the mask, and all the others are gonna be comin‘ after you! If that‘s the most prestigious belt in wrestling today, then you‘ve gotta big ol‘ target painted on your back, son! And I know a whole lotta boys in the back who can‘t wait to the one to hit the bullseye!
Steiner turns to leave, then stops and turns back.
Oh, and good luck tomorrow night. I think you‘ll need it.
Steiner pats Daivari on the shoulder before leaving. Daivari watches him leave, looking slightly less cocky than before.
*Gulp* Um, so what? I’m not afraid! I’m a Champion! I can beat anyone on any given night! Just you wait! Pretty soon, the whole world will be talking about the Legendary Shawn Daivari!
Daivari leaves. Nash watches him, then turns to Traci, then back to where Daivari was standing, then back to Traci.
…..Seriously. WHO WAS THAT?!!!
Traci grabs Nash’s arm and pulls him down for a kiss as the camera fades to black.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 5, 2009 16:40:36 GMT -5
West: I'll say it again. Nash is one lucky sumbitch. Tenay: Well he isn't the silver fox for nothing. But now we have to get ready for our next match. West: Yep, crazy bitch v crazy bitch again. Tenay: Okay, you have to stop that. West: What?
Penzer: iMPACT contuinues with the following Knockout contest set for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Taylor Wilde, from Tokyo, Japan, Hamada!
Penzer: And accompanied by Tara, from Sybil Texas, she is one half of the WCTNA Knockout Tag Team Champions, Daffney!
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Post by comahan on Dec 5, 2009 16:42:35 GMT -5
Hamada with a spin kick
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