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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 8, 2009 17:26:47 GMT -5
The Beautiful People beat down Josie for a while until she manages to get the hot tag to Melissa. Melissa cleans house and sets sets Madison up for the Air Raid Crash when Trisha blindtags herself in. Melissa drops Madison and argues with Trisha. They argue so much that they don't notice Madison tag in Velvet who pushes Trisha into Melissa and rolls her up. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here are your winners, The Beautiful People!
West: Melissa mad with her team. Tenay: Well she had everything in hand and Josie tagged herself in. It was Trisha's overenthusiasim that cost them there. West: Is that her fault or Melissa's Mike? A team is only as good as there leader.
* Matt Morgan enters the picture. Lauren sighs and hands Matt the mic, and begins to walk away. Morgan grins. *
Riddle me this, riddle me that, where in the hell did I get that big black bat? That's what everyone has been asking me about. My response? Who cares! I did exactly what I said I was going to do. I beat AJ Styles, and I did it in utterly convincing fashion! But what does WCTNA Management do? They throw him a bone and allow him to wrestle alongside Christopher Daniels in the Matt Morgan Invitational. That's the Main Event, for those unaware. Why do they allow him in the main event? I have no idea. I suppose its because they feel sorry for him. I know I do. I mean, come on AJ. Isn't this getting a bit tired? All that's going to happen is that one more time, you're gonna run into that 7 foot immovable object that they call The Blueprint. You're gonna talk the talk, say you're ready to finally step up, and you're gonna let everyone down. Again. Face it AJ, that's what you do. That's what you're all about. At least, that's what youre all about when you're in the ring with the best, with the uncrowned champ, Matt Morgan.
Speaking of champs... Brutus Magnus. My partner tonight. The new WCTNA Champion. Don't worry about me, I'm not gonna take your head off. Not yet, anyway. Tonight, I'm focused on one thing, and one thing only Brutus, and that's finishing the job on AJ Styles by squashing that last bit of life out of him that was remaining after last night. But be well aware that sooner or later, the time will come Brutus, when I'm going to step forward, and I'm going to take whats mine. It might not be today, it might not be next week... but it WILL happen. And that's a promise.
Until then, AJ, buckle up. You're in for your last ride.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 8, 2009 17:30:27 GMT -5
Tenay: Well we understand that next week Jeff Jarrett has requested the presence Jethro Holliday in the ring. West: Even better, next week is the title celebration of Brutus Magnus. Tenay: Well he could be defending his title against this man. West: Who, Cody Deaner? Tenay: Don't be stupid. West: I'd say the same thing to you but it's an impossible task.
Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for on fall. Making his way to the ring, from Muscle Shoals, Alabama, weighing 220 pounds, Cody Deaner!
Penzer: And from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 329 pounds, "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash!
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Post by comahan on Nov 8, 2009 17:31:19 GMT -5
Nash with a very methodical pair of lunging elbows
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Post by MikeyMania on Nov 8, 2009 17:32:02 GMT -5
Nash goes for a big boot but is scared he might tear his quad so hits a small boot instead.
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Post by Above Average on Nov 8, 2009 17:32:15 GMT -5
Nash with a rana.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2009 17:32:37 GMT -5
Deaner leaps off the top and headbutts Nash in the chest His mullet does +5 damage
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2009 17:32:53 GMT -5
Nash with a punch!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 8, 2009 17:39:11 GMT -5
Nash catches Deaner and hits the kneeling chokeslam. He then follows up with Jacknife Powerbomb. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here is your winner, Kevin Nash!
Tenay: Kevin Nash is rolling. West: Mick Foley better be taking notice. Tenay: I'm sure he is. West: Of course if I was still Managment Director... Tenay: Oh don't start that crap again.
I'm here with AJ Styles. AJ, can I ask you about Turning Point last night...
Lauren, you know I'm not one to complain. But last night I had Matt Morgan beaten. And then...well then the lights go out and suddenly Morgan has a bat which he uses to crack me with.
Now I know Morgan. The fact that he'd take a shortcut doesn't surprise me. It's the nature of what happened that gets to me. I don't have to spell it out. We all know who uses that black baseball bat. We all know who it is that seems to appear from darkness and then vanish into the shadows. I want to dismiss that notion right now. Because that thought can't possibly be true.
Okay. But tonight you team with Christopher Daniels to face Matt Morgan and the new world champion Brutus Magnus.
Well what do you know. Magnus actually did it. Well let me be the first to congratulate him. But remember Brutus, all glory is fleeting. It's a matter of time. I don't care how long I have to wait or who I have to go through, I will get you in that ring. And you will see why they call me Phenomenal.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 8, 2009 17:54:07 GMT -5
Teany: Sorry about that folks, tecnical difficulties. West: Those morons screwed things up again? Tenay: It's main event time as our new world champion teams with Matt Morgan to take on AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels.
Penzer: The following contest is our iMPACT main event, tag team match set for one fall.
Penzer: Introducing first, from the City of Angels, weighing 224 pounds, "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels!
Penzer: His partner from Gainseville, Georgia, weighing 215 pounds, "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles!
Penzer: Their opponents, first, from Fairfield, Connecticut, weighing 330 pounds, "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan!
Penzer: And from United kingdom, weighing 240 pounds, he is the WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion, Brutus Magnus!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2009 17:55:22 GMT -5
Morgan lifts AJ in a gorilla press then shrugs him off onto Brutus's shoulders who hits the Tormentum!
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Post by comahan on Nov 8, 2009 17:55:47 GMT -5
Morgan side slams AJ
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Post by Above Average on Nov 8, 2009 17:55:53 GMT -5
Magnus lariats AJ.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 8, 2009 18:07:07 GMT -5
Morgan beats down AJ and tags in Magnus. Magnus goes for a lariat from behind but AJ suddenly comes out of nowhere with the PELE!
Tenay: Pele! You never see it coming! West: That's my line.
AJ signals for the Styles Clash.
Tenay: Hey! What the hell?!
AJ looks to aisle confused. He doesn't notice Morgan come in. Nothing happens. AJ Styles turns around right into the Carbon Footprint. Morgan then takes out Daniels and Magnus gets the cover. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here are your winners, Matt Morgan and Brutus Magnus!
Tenay: What the hell is going on? West: AJ took his eye off the ball. Tenay: But that was Sting's music. That and a black baseball bat at Turning Point...it couldn't be. West: Don't be quick to judge, Mike. Tenay: But why? Ladies and gentlemen, next week Brutus Magnus' title celebration and Jarrett and Holliday meet in the ring. Don't miss it!
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Post by comahan on Nov 8, 2009 18:12:13 GMT -5
Good show! Poor AJ getting beat up, getting distracted, being confused, getting his head kicked off, and getting pinned. Not a good night for The Phenomenal One
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 8, 2009 18:19:33 GMT -5
And he's MY guy guy!
You know it seems to me that when I'm not writing insane genius Raven and batshit crazy Daffney that my promos are on the bland side. Is that just me?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2009 18:20:30 GMT -5
All I know is I miss Beer Money
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Post by Above Average on Nov 8, 2009 18:20:33 GMT -5
That's just you.
It seems to me when I'm not writing a promo for Magnus, Melissa or Jarrett I'm not writing for anyone. Or is that just me?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2009 18:21:35 GMT -5
That's just you. It seems to me when I'm not writing a promo for Magnus, Melissa or Jarrett I'm not writing for anyone. Or is that just me? This news saddens R-Truth,Katie Lea,Taylor Wilde,Doug Williams,Sim Snuka,Vince and Shane McMahon
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Post by Above Average on Nov 8, 2009 18:22:59 GMT -5
What you on about them up north for?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 8, 2009 18:23:33 GMT -5
I dunno. I got the impression whe I was doing a Morrison/Ziggler feud in the Storyline Creator in SvR2010 and my dialogue was just horrible. I mean it was about the standard of your average WWE promo.
But it could just be that I have no idea how to write for face Morrison.
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