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Post by MikeyMania on Nov 11, 2009 17:20:22 GMT -5
So assuming if both members of a team win their triple threats, they would automatically get the title shot, correct?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 11, 2009 17:38:50 GMT -5
That is indeed correct, yes.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 14, 2009 16:00:44 GMT -5
Tenay: Hello and welcome to WCTNA iMPACT. I'm Mike Tenay alongside Don West. West: As always, it is not a privilege to be here. Tenay: And we have a hell of a show tonight as we head toward Final Resolution.
Brutus Magnus' music begins to play in the arena and he makes his way down towards the ring. He enters wearing a suit, and he lifts the belt up in the air above his head, with a big smile on his face.
Ladies and gentlemen - and I use those terms very loosely... I hate to say I told you so... but I told you so.
I told you all that Bobby Lashley was merely an anomaly in the history of the WCTNA World Heavyweight Championship. Now, after 4 long painful weeks without the belt, I once again stand before each and every one of you, officially your CHAMPION!
Now this is the part where I would expect to see Bobby Lashley make his way down into my ring, and demand his rematch for the title. But, just like Lashley surprised everyone at Bound for Glory, he has surprised us all once again. Last week, there was no sign of Bobby in the arena. Nobody knew where he was. Nobody knew what to make of the situation. And I am reliably informed that tonight Bobby is once again nowhere to be seen. It would appear to the casual observer such as myself, that after the beating I laid upon Bobby last week at Turning Point, he may just have taken his ball and gone home.
Now I'm a gracious champion, and I would just like to extend my best wishes to Bobby. I mean, it's clear he's quit and will now be heading towards Mixed Martial Arts again - a place where he doesn't need to defeat competition of my calibre in order to gain a belt.
But tonight isn't all about Bobby Lashley. In fact, it's not about him at all. It's all about me. This has been dubbed my celebration, but for me I already knew I would win my belt back, and I did. What is there to celebrate? I did exactly what I expected to do. For me, it's all about, who's next in line to get a shot at the champ. And I've been taking a look down the names of people I have defeated in this very ring for this very title. Petey Williams and AJ Styles were the first to fall before me - two men who without a shadow of a doubt were never going to stop me in my path to solidifying my claims as being the best in the world.
Abyss, Rhino, Scott Steiner and Sting all were forced to bow before my excellence when I took the King of the Mountain match and remained seated firmly on my throne. To emphasise things, I even beat Rhino one month later at Victory Road. Then I had to face the so-called greatest wrestler in the world in Kurt Angle. I beat him not once, but TWICE in a row on PPV. And now I've corrected for human error and defeated Bobby Lashley as well. 8 men have tried to show they can usurp me as the champ, and all have FAILED.
Brutus begins to laugh.
Magnus, am I the only one who is sick of your running your mouth?
The fan cheer a big "No".
Yeah, I didn't think so. The thing is, a lot of what you said is true. You did beat me back at Sacrifice, I am on your list of victims. But you know what? That was the old AJ Styles. The old AJ Styles would be content to sit in the back and say "Well Holliday and Nash are ahead of me in title queue, I better wait my turn." No, the new AJ Styles is the man you screwed last week. The man that had you beaten until either you or Morgan decided to play your little game with the tron over there. But know that you are still on my list. Once I've beaten Morgan, and I will, I'm coming for you. And I don't care who stands in my path.
Oooooh! Am I supposed to be afraid? Am I supposed to shake with fear at the thoughts of YOU coming after me and my belt? Give me a break Styles. We all know you won't beat Matt Morgan. We all know you aren't worthy of even setting foot inside the same ring as me. And we all know that when you are in this ring with me, you choke! AJ, you can talk about how you've changed until the cows come home. At the end of the day however, I know you're the same AJ Styles. These people know it, even if they choose to ignore it. Hell, even you know it AJ... if you look deep down inside you know it. Now little boy, if you don't mind, Brutus Magnus, World Heavyweight Champion, was talking. So you can just toddle off home sunshine.
Now as I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted...
I've had enough! I've had enough of being shafted at every turn, I've had enough of being overlooked and I've had enough of you! You know what? I'm not waiting my turn. Tonight, I'm going to kick your ass. Tonight, I'm gonna take what I'm owed. Tonight it's me and you, let's go. And if your half the champion you say you are you'll have no problem putting that title on the line.
You want a shot... tonight? Well Mr. Styles... usually I would wait a couple of weeks to do some scouting on you. I'm sure you've been scouting me for ages... BUT in spite of all this? I'm a fighting champion. And afterall it IS only you. You've got your match AJ. And tonight nothing will change - because tonight I will walk out still the champ, and Britannia will still rule!
Tenay: Did you hear that? The World title on the line tonight on iMPACT. West: Oh yeah.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 14, 2009 16:04:02 GMT -5
* Lauren once again finds herself trying to squeeze in between two of the oversized thrones that seat The Beautiful People *
Lauren: Girls, last week you held up to your word, and you beat Pep Squad USA, albeit because of miscommunication between Trisha and Melissa...
Velvet: Really? You did this last week Lauren! Always trying to downsize the fact that we're the premier Knockout talent in WCTNA!
Angelina: Yea! Like, who cares how we won? We won. And because of that win, Id say that I should be in line for what I deserve; a Women's Title Match.
Velvet: Because lets be honest, Angelina was right last week when she said that the belt is being stretched out and ruined by Melissa and her bulging waistline.
Angelina: Exactly. But what disgusts me almost as much as Melissa holding the Women's Title, is that fact that these fans find her... appealing.
Velvet: Lauren has pimples on her ass more appealing than that Cheerleader bimbo.
Lauren: ...
Madison: Although, shes not quite as vomit enducing as the other two cheerleaders. I mean, how were they even champions?
Velvet: Oh my god, I know! It amazes me that they somehow win matches... looking... like... that!
Lauren: Again, don't you three realize that ability in the ring is the reason these people are above you in the food chain?
Angelina: Whoa whoa whoa, okay, Lauren honey, I want you to sit the microphone down, turn around, and walk away before you say anymore stupid stuff like that. Please. Just go.
Lauren: Im doing an interv--
Velvet: HELLO? Did Angelina ask you to talk! Shoo! Go away!
* Lauren hands Velvet the mic and walks away annoyed *
Madison: Whats her deal? I mean, really!
Velvet: I don't know... where were we at? Oh! Right! Tag Titles! Tonight, Madison and I are in two separate matches, with 4 people we've already beaten. The winner of those matches will represent their team in a Number One contenders match next week. Okay, REALLY?! Where do I start on this one?! Somehow, those four girls are getting the same opportunities as US?! After we've beaten both teams in the last two weeks?! UHG!
Angelina: Its okay, Velvet. All you have to do it beat them again. It shouldn't be too hard.
Velvet: But like, beating them up requires us to touch them! And they're all so.. oily and nasty...
Angelina: Right, but what do we do to those kind of people? Anyone?
* Madison raises her hand *
Angelina: Madison!
Madison: We peel the skin of of their oily, obese, stretch marked butts!
Angelina: ...
Velvet: Wow.
Madison: What?
Angelina: Thats pretty disgusting Madison.
* Madison shrugs *
Velvet: ...
Angelina: ...
Madison: ...
Angelina: Should we just go ahead and do our catchphrases?
Velvet: Yea.
* Velvet gathers herself *
Velvet: Ahem.
Velvet: We're beautiful. We're spoiled. And we're perfect. We know it, and we love it!
Angelina: What we are, and who we are, is what you will never have, and NEVER be.
Velvet: We are cleansing the world one ugly person at a time.
* Angelina and Velvet look at Madison *
Madison: And tonight, we erm, we're going to beat the uggos that we're put into the ring with!
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Post by MikeyMania on Nov 14, 2009 16:04:20 GMT -5
I smell a swerve coming.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 14, 2009 16:05:39 GMT -5
Tenay: If you just joined us, the World Championship is on the line tonight. But Kevin Nash will still be gunning for a title shot. West: Well he has to get through Homicide first. Tenay: Well Nash has been on a roll as of late.
Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 279 pounds, Kevin Nash!
*Nash enters the ring and takes a mic*
So tonight, ol‘ Mickles decided to gimme Homicide, huh? Well, just like all the other opponents I‘ve faced so far, this one will be no sweat. So I‘m not even gonna waste time talkin‘ about it!
Instead, I wanna talk about something much more important. Ladies and gentlemen, it‘s not easy being a professional wrestler. Long hours, minimum wage, and quite honestly, it‘s worse when you‘ve been around as long I have. One thing that really get‘s to me though, is the loneliness. So I did what anyone else in my situation would do, and got myself a “companion“ if you will.
Ladies and gentlemen, Traci Brooks!
It is my pleasure at this time to officially introduce to you, the 6-time -15 if you count the tag team titles- World Heavyweight Champion, Big Sexy Kevin Nash!
Thank you Traci. Now, if my opponent would so kindly make his entrance, we can begin.
Penzer: And his opponent, from Bed-Stuy Do or Die, Brooklyn, New York, weighing 205 pounds, Homicide!
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Post by Above Average on Nov 14, 2009 16:06:54 GMT -5
Nash big boots Homicide.
Other stuff:
- Good promo there for the Beautiful People.
- PN, did ya get that promo I literally JUST sent ya?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2009 16:07:00 GMT -5
Nash with a lariat
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Post by MikeyMania on Nov 14, 2009 16:07:23 GMT -5
Nash chokeslams Homicide.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 14, 2009 16:09:32 GMT -5
Yep, AA I did.
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Post by Above Average on Nov 14, 2009 16:09:59 GMT -5
Thanks PN.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 14, 2009 16:12:09 GMT -5
Nash hits the Jacknife and covers. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here is your winner, Kevin Nash!
Traci enters the ring and jumps into Nash's arms in celebration.
Tenay: Well that's quite a partnership there. West: They don't call him the silver fox for nothing.
DAMMIT!
*A chair is seen flying across the hallway as Hamada is seen holding Taylor Wilde back.*
Hamada, let me go! I'm gonna end this once and for all between me and that psycho bitch!
*Hamada still keeps a tight hold on Taylor refusing to let go until...*
FINE! I'll leave her alone for now. Happy?!
*Hamada lets Taylor go.*
It's just... I've had to deal with her for MONTHS. And the one time, the one time I get to be free of her, she still finds a way to enter my life and steals the Knockouts Tag Team Titles from us! IT'S BULLs***!
*Hamada just shakes her head.*
What? What now?
*Hamada points to a sign that has the line-up for tonight's show. Taylor looks over the matches before a slight smile comes over her face.*
The Beautiful People and the Cheerleaders? THAT's our competiton? You've gotta be kidding me. Is WCTNA really that desperate to find challengers that they'll get the "Beautiful" People? You choked one of them out the last time we fought them, yet they're considered legitimate threats? No. It's not happening. Madison and Velvet are NOT going to beat us and get a shot at the Knockout Titles.
And the Cheerleaders... You know, it was cute when all they did was wave around pom-poms and were eye candy, but once they're HANDED a win over Team 3D, suddenly they're the toughest girls around. They think they can handle anybody. I know for a FACT they can't handle you Hamada. Hell, you eliminated them from the match last Friday. And they want to go through that again?
But it doesn't matter Hamada. They're not our ultimate targets. Are targets are Tara and Daffney. Daffney...
I SAID I WAS DONE WITH HER! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE END! AND NOW, I STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH HER! TELL ME HAMADA! TELL ME WHY SHE WON'T GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!
*Taylor begins to run towards Daffney's locker room before Hamada catches her once again and grabs a hold of her, carrying her to the ring.*
LET ME GO! LET ME GO DAMMIT!!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 14, 2009 16:15:54 GMT -5
Tenay: And next it is the first of two triple threat matches tonight. West: Like anyone cares. Tenay: That's a little unfair to the Knockouts don't you think? West: Well I could watch the Beautiful People's entrance all day but that hardly matters.
Penzer: The following triple threat contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, representing Pep Squad USA, from Chicago, Illinois, Cheerleader Trisha!
Penzer: Representing the Beautiful People, from The Big Apple, Velvet Sky!
Penzer: And finally representing Wilde Violence, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Taylor Wilde!
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Post by MikeyMania on Nov 14, 2009 16:17:09 GMT -5
Taylor with a canadian suplex to Trisha.
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Post by Above Average on Nov 14, 2009 16:18:47 GMT -5
Taylor with a lariat.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2009 16:29:17 GMT -5
Velvet with a canadriver
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 14, 2009 16:30:02 GMT -5
Taylor goes for another lariat but is caught with a spinning kick to the face by Trisha. Trisha does a little cheer in celebratio so thate she doesn't notice Velvet who comes in behind her and hits the Beauty Mark. Taylor thens throws Velvet outside and covers. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here is your winner, Taylor Wilde!
Tenay: Again, Trisha had the match won by a stupid mistake cost her. West: And still nobody cares. Tenay: Shut up, Don. West: You shut up. Tenay: Let's go to Lauren backstage.
Thanks guys. Joining me at this time are the WCTNA Tag Team Champions, Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley, the Murder City Machine Guns.
*The camera pulls back to reveal The Guns, titles draped over their shoulders.*
Alex, tonight you go one-on-one with D'Angelo Dinero. And after last week when Chris was defeated by Jay Lethal, are you at all worried that you could experience a similar fate?
Worried? Lauren, I'm 1/2 of the best Tag Team in WCTNA today, and these belts just accentuate that. Even when he was a champion, Dinero couldn't say that he was part of a REAL tag team.
I've been in TNA for years, and I've had wins and losses, same as everyone else. And yeah, there is a little hesitation on my part. Even with my level of confidence, I'm still human and have fears just like everyone else. D'Angelo Dinero... he very well could be the future of TNA. He's got the talent, there's no denying that. But what he doesn't have, I've got in spades Lauren.
Which is?
Experience Lauren. I've been in the wrestling business for a long time now, and I've seen the upside and downside of wrestling. I've seen guys with all the potential in the world waste it, more often than you might think.
But not me. Not only do I have the potential, I have the talent, the drive, and the belt that says I'm 1/2 of the greatest here in WCTNA.
So maybe D'Angelo will pull out a win tonight, but I highly doubt it. After the crime that occured last week, I'm out to prove that lightning won't strike twice on the Murder City Machine Guns. Dinero, get ready, because I'm looking to bring the fight to you.
*The Guns walk off-camera.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 14, 2009 16:32:31 GMT -5
Tenay: And it will be Dinero v one of the men who won the titles from him. West: He and Lethal have rematches but not nessesaarily with eachother. Tenay: Jay Lethal hinted at his partner but we have heard nothing from D'Angelo Dinero.
Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from The Streets of Harlem, New York, weighing 230 pounds, "The Pope" D'Angleo Dinero!
Penzer: And accompanied by Chris Sabin, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 199 pounds, he is one half of the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Alex Shelley!
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Post by Above Average on Nov 14, 2009 16:33:12 GMT -5
Dinero hits a DDT.
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Post by MikeyMania on Nov 14, 2009 16:34:25 GMT -5
Dinero with the 4 Up.
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