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Post by skiller on Aug 24, 2009 22:59:29 GMT -5
During the PPV, several people who are in the Rumble should do short promos that all get shown back to back before the match, just like the old Royal Rumble's. Those were always fun. I mean, who DIDN'T enjoy hearing Koko B. Ware or the Red Rooster tell you why they were going to win the Rumble! SPOILER~ Tyfo will predict a win because he's bizzare.
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Post by Cyno on Aug 24, 2009 23:28:32 GMT -5
I'd be totally up for that. Sounds like an awesome idea.
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Post by Viva on Aug 24, 2009 23:41:47 GMT -5
*The camera pans around The Resistance locker room to see a mess, and then pans up to see Viva Los Bio Dome throwing a garbage can."
Viva: F**K! What the f**k is wrong with me! God DAMNIT!
Stryker: Viva, what the hell is wrong with you? Why are you taking this loss so hard? You fought the guy like a bear tonight, and he came out on top. Not because he was better, but because somebody had to.
Viva: That's a cop out. That's a god damn excuse. I was gassed. I got tired. Unacceptable. I stopped smoking the kush, and I have been busting my ass on my cardio since we started The Revolution together. I refuse to be the weak link. Period. I'm disappointed in myself. Plain and simple. I once again showcased why I feel like there's a glass ceiling above my head. When I get into these god damn matches and I RUN OUT OF GAS, I'm proving every Corporate asshole out there right. Never again.
Stryker: Just relax, man. This didn't deter us from our goals, our mission. It didn't set us back, and come sunday, we're gonna show the world just how Deadly and Sinful the Revolution can get.
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Post by Cyno on Aug 25, 2009 1:46:31 GMT -5
Aaron and I are on board for the IF title match, and hopefully Double A, too. EDIT: Above Average's in, too.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Aug 25, 2009 5:10:24 GMT -5
*The Headbanger Man is seen in the rehearsal room*
Man, its been a while since I've been here. You may have noticed, as well as I have, that my career has hit something of a slump in recent times. After coming short in my attempt to win the Hardcore Title, it seems like the bookers around this place gave up on me. I wasn't even on the card at the last PPV, and being that its the first time that has happened in months, suffice to say it made me reflect on my career, on my ambitions.
And it made me angrier than ever. However Rumble In The Jugnle is as good a chance as ever to rectify this situation. There are a lot of big names in that Rumble, a lot of guys with scores to settle and points to prove. But I feel like I can use this as a platform to get back into title contention again.
Putting Buck Futter through a table on Heatz! was just the beginning. I'm more focused and aggressive than I've ever been - nobody wants to take me lightly or write me off, because they will suffer the consequences. So while there are rivalries and petty feuds scattered within the Guerrilla Rumble, I have one specific agenda...take out as many people as possible, and stake my claim to a WWCF Title match. Why not? If nothing else, I will definitely send a shockwave through this company no matter what.
My appetite for destruction is back and bigger than ever. I'm fed up of being constantly overlooked and underappreciated around these parts. I'm gonna fight twice as hard as I rock at RITJ, and once its all over, you'll see me standing tall in the middle of a ring, emerging as a major player in WWCF.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to start my preparations again.
*Headbanger proceeds to play a drumkit with such force that it breaks*
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Aug 25, 2009 9:41:37 GMT -5
You got lucky during our match Whitey, but you weren't so lucky after it after I nearly beat you half to death. I'm not done with you Whitey I am not done with you by a long shot. I suggest you keep your guard up Whitey because you will never know when I will strike. Get ready for war Whitey, and get that little white flag ready to so you can raise it when you finally had enough of me. I'll see you next week Whitey. Come Tinker!*Tinker hops on the General's shoulder as he walks away.*
Se me next week? How about you see me at Gookermania as well? Me and you... No dq, falls count anywhere... You have awoken something that you did not mean to, son.
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Post by Square on Aug 25, 2009 18:34:34 GMT -5
Motor-Colt, in seven days I'll do the impossible: make your ugly face uglier! and then I'll do the not-impossible by beating you! Ha!
Anyway, it's funny... you make few friends in the ring, but we've fought each other so long, so many times, and in that way, we're kinda close. The truth is, Motor-Colt, we're almost the same. We're different sides of the same twisted coin, you know?
That Phantom of the Opera match of yours, do you honestly believe that I'm afraid? Seriously? Look at me -- I'm the same as you. Many months ago, as the leader of the NWC, I fought your old friend Evil M in the Iron Maiden. I lost the fight, and that loss made me into what I am now. It twisted me, it changed me... it changed me into the awesome creature that I am today. Do you seriously think that mask of yours makes me afraid?
I'll force-feed you that mask, loser. I'll show you what it means to be a twisted human being. I'll show you violence, I'll show you no mercy, I'll show you blood... and if I'm kind enough, I'll finish you off before I break your soul!
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...Yeah! *Camera pans over to show Starshine standing by his side* Cthulhu, you impress me. You do. And I have a strong feeling that after the Phantom of the Opera match, you'll not only impress with your win. But you'll also oppress Colt from ever getting in your way again.
But do you know who doesn't impress me? Square doesn't impress me. This guy's been tailgating me for a long time now. I'd almost say he can't get over the past. That I am what Shawn Michaels is to his Marty Jannetty. He doesn't like the fact that I was the obvious star of that union, no pun intended. So I thought your challenge over and I accepted, if only to shut you up, to stop that annoying buzz in my ears.
So it will be myself, the Technical Professional and my old partner, Square facing one another. I will win, and then later Cthulhu will take out Colt once and for all. All things considered, I think we're both going to have a great week.*Takes out a cigar and lights it up, blowing smoke into the camera.* Always running your mouth, huh? Well I hope you enjoy doing it without your theeth, cause I got a Squareplosion with your name on it. You call yourself the techincal professinal, but try putting me in a sharpshooter when I'm punching you square in the face. See ya bitch
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 25, 2009 18:51:35 GMT -5
Evil, is my idea for myself in the Rumble OK?
Also, I'd like a match on Heatz, if you will.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2009 18:58:04 GMT -5
Evil, is my idea for myself in the Rumble OK? Also, I'd like a match on Heatz, if you will. Yeah, your idea works great, especially considering how I'm envisioning the match in my head. And there is no Heatz!!1 this week, due to the PPV. I can give you a match the following week, though.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 25, 2009 19:03:41 GMT -5
Oh, I see. Well, that's OK. I want to do a couple of them to get back into the groove of this.
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Post by MiLo Duck on Aug 25, 2009 19:29:10 GMT -5
Fred G. Neric- Thank you for joining me MiLo.
MiLo- No problem, I'm just glad anyone remembers me Fred.
Fred- So lets just get right into it then?
MiLo- Shoot.
Fred- So how does it feel to be lured back with promises of tag title matches only for that to...evaporate? Do you feel duped? Was it worth it?
MiLo- Duped? Not at all Fred. I came back initially to try to help a talented performer get to that next level, the fact that the champions "decline" the challenge kind of confirms my evaluation of Square. Its fear. They know those titles would be in SERIOUS jeopardy with us at the other side of the ring.
As far as it being worth it, time will tell. I'm in the Rumble match and intend to do a few things and one of those things includes winning...
Fred- I bet.
MiLo- ...the other thing is to a shot at an old friend or two.
Fred- Like who? Colt? Amigo?
MiLo- Well I'll take whatever shots at the guy who took my title. *chuckles * No, he's a good guy but I'm going after anyone in my way in that match. Who I'm talking about is Amigo.
Fred- Does this have anything to do with the recent...
MiLo- Are you kidding me Fred? Do you remember what I'm all about? I know I've been gone for awhile, but it hasn't been that damn long...
Fred- I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend.
MiLo- No, I'm sorry. I just do not particularly like people who disparage competition. People who take shortcuts. Amigo doesn't just do that with his matches. Now he's taken to doing that with matches he has nothing to do with. It makes me sick.
Fred- That's a little extreme isn't it?
MiLo- Extreme? We'll see how extreme it needs to get now won't we?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 25, 2009 19:37:48 GMT -5
Fred G. Neric- Thank you for joining me MiLo. MiLo- No problem, I'm just glad anyone remembers me Fred. Fred- So lets just get right into it then? MiLo- Shoot.Fred- So how does it feel to be lured back with promises of tag title matches only for that to...evaporate? Do you feel duped? Was it worth it? MiLo- Duped? Not at all Fred. I came back initially to try to help a talented performer get to that next level, the fact that the champions "decline" the challenge kind of confirms my evaluation of Square. Its fear. They know those titles would be in SERIOUS jeopardy with us at the other side of the ring.
As far as it being worth it, time will tell. I'm in the Rumble match and intend to do a few things and one of those things includes winning... Fred- I bet. MiLo- ...the other thing is to a shot at an old friend or two. Fred- Like who? Colt? Amigo? MiLo- Well I'll take whatever shots at the guy who took my title. *chuckles* No, he's a good guy but I'm going after anyone in my way in that match. Who I'm talking about is Amigo.
Fred- Does this have anything to do with the recent...
MiLo- Are you kidding me Fred? Do you remember what I'm all about? I know I've been gone for awhile, but it hasn't been that damn long...
Fred- I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend.
MiLo- No, I'm sorry. I just do not particularly like people who disparage competition. People who take shortcuts. Amigo doesn't just do that with his matches. Now he's taken to doing that with matches he has nothing to do with. It makes me sick.
Fred- That's a little extreme isn't it?
MiLo- Extreme? We'll see how extreme it needs to get now won't we?
*Watches this on the TV at a local bar, walks out of it, and talks to the convenient camera crew*
Tsk tsk tsk, someone didn't pay attention. I'm not taking shortcuts to win matches, I do it to ruin them, just to make people angry, and hopefully give D-Dave or TheSam a horrible ulcer from the stress my antics cause. But hey, I shouldn't expect much thoughts from ol' MiLo if he ever comes across this. If he wants to make sure I don't win that match, he shouldn't worry, as I don't care, but with this speak, maybe I'll make a note that he won't either......
OK, f*** off guys.
*Goes back in the bar*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 25, 2009 23:46:51 GMT -5
*Seth Drakin listens to Amigo's comments on him.*
Seth: Amigo, you talk about me coming up with excuses. I wonder how many excuses you have made about having the shortest title reign in WWCF History? You see, I don't plan on following your path because unlike you, I will succeed in beating my opponent.
Oh yeah, and maybe one day I will have to pay you back for giving Little Naitch a way to force me into a No Easy Way Out Dog Collar Match. You and MiLo Duck have long standing situations where I need revenge and funny how you two seem to be at odds with each other now.
I hope one of you wins the Guerilla Rumble because I am going to destroy that person at Gookermania. Just like I will destroy Jazzman at Rumble In The Jungle and regain what I never lost; My Championship of Honor.
If neither of you win though; I can always hope you two do face each other and kill each other. That would actually be poetic.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 26, 2009 0:01:18 GMT -5
*A letter to WWCF-online.com*
Excuses? Seth, you silly bastard, unlike you, I don't need excuses. Yeah, I lost that title. Whoop-de-doo. I'm still the trend setter for those who had the misfortune of trying to top me. I was winning match after match, you were doing a Mr, Rogers impersonation. Who's the true winner, there? Oh, and by the way, you did lose your cardboard title. Deal with it.
Love, Amigo.
P.S. Tell you girlfriend that she has a stupid first name. Seriously.
All right, see you guys tomorrow.
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Post by littlenaitch on Aug 26, 2009 0:49:25 GMT -5
Here is a wwcf.com exclusive:
A pre-recorded video is aired as we see the former WWCF World Heavyweight Champion Littlenaitch sitting in his den staring at the camera with an intense stare.
Littlenatch - First of all, I would like to thank all the fans out there who have sent get well cards and have told me how angry they are over what Seth Drakin did. Second of all here is an update on my current condition. Now I did suffer a severe concussion about 5 weeks or so ago from Stryker that was supposed to keep me out until Rumble in the Jungle but then that piece of garbage Seth Drakin changed all the plans when he used the money in the bank briefcase to STEAL MY World Heavyweight Title. His brutal attack made my concussion even worse so now I am out indefinately as the doctors want to make sure that I don't have any side effects that could seriously end my life so I will adhere to my doctor's orders.
So fans, as much as I would love to tell you that I will be back in action very soon, I just can't do that as I don't even know when I will be back. But rest assured that when I do come back that I will not only be taking back my World Title but I will also end the career of that no good piece of crap that goes by the name of Seth Drakin!!!
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Post by Cyno on Aug 26, 2009 11:57:35 GMT -5
The following was posted in the WWCF.com blogs:
A Matter of Perspective by M.O.P.
Before I start this post, I just want to wish a speedy recovery to my stablemate and friend Littlenaitch. Godspeed, buddy. All of us in Corporate can't wait for your return.
Before I came out to kick his ass on Monday night, I watched Above Average's promo on the TV's backstage. It's kind of funny how I accused him of being a part of establishing the glass ceiling holding the young guys down and yet, he feels restricted by said glass ceiling.
Really? You're the longest reigning champion in WWCF history, a former tag-team champion, and got voted as Superstar of the Year, and you think you're being held down? I can't believe this! Many of the boys in the back respect you. I'd even say the younger, newer guys in the back look up to you. And this is how you pay them back?
Look, Double A. If you're feeling held down, that Inter-Forum Title around your waist is the anchor. If you feel that held back by The Powers That Be, then let the eventual loss of your Inter-Forum Title light a fire under your ass. Focus on bigger things. Maybe even take your career to the next level and become World Champion.
Because I can guarantee this, Double A. You WILL lose at the Rumble. You've been resting on your laurels as IF Champion for far too long. I'm hungry for championship gold again. Your stablemate Aaron Enigma is eager for his first taste of a title reign. You're facing two of the brightest up-and-coming stars in the WWCF today.
Speaking of Aaron, I respect you. And when you say that you won't treat your partner in The Story as anything but an opponent in the triple threat, well, I believe you. Hell, I'd even say I wouldn't be that upset if you win instead of me. Just as long as that unappreciative friend of yours doesn't retain. I expect you'll give 110% in this match, and so will I. Because I have the trifecta to complete. First, I'll be the next Inter-Forum Champion. Second, I'll win the Rumble. And third, I'll go on to Gookermania and become both Inter-Forum and WWCF Champion, as well as the first ever WWCF Triple Crown Champion.
I'm not going to go on about your traitor expose as quite frankly it doesn't concern me at this time.
They say the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. But I am neither mouse or man. I am M.O.P.: The Savior of Sports Entertainment. And at the Rumble, I will save the Inter-Forum Championship. And also prove that The Story is just yesterday's news.
P.S.- As a final note, I'd like to wish "good luck" to Jazzman at his title match against Seth Drakin. We haven't seen eye-to-eye in quite some time, but I respect him a hell of a lot more than I respect Drakin.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Aug 26, 2009 12:23:55 GMT -5
The following was posted in the WWCF.com blogs: A Matter of Perspective by M.O.P.
Before I start this post, I just want to wish a speedy recovery to my stablemate and friend Littlenaitch. Godspeed, buddy. All of us in Corporate can't wait for your return.
Before I came out to kick his ass on Monday night, I watched Above Average's promo on the TV's backstage. It's kind of funny how I accused him of being a part of establishing the glass ceiling holding the young guys down and yet, he feels restricted by said glass ceiling.
Really? You're the longest reigning champion in WWCF history, a former tag-team champion, and got voted as Superstar of the Year, and you think you're being held down? I can't believe this! Many of the boys in the back respect you. I'd even say the younger, newer guys in the back look up to you. And this is how you pay them back?
Look, Double A. If you're feeling held down, that Inter-Forum Title around your waist is the anchor. If you feel that held back by The Powers That Be, then let the eventual loss of your Inter-Forum Title light a fire under your ass. Focus on bigger things. Maybe even take your career to the next level and become World Champion.
Because I can guarantee this, Double A. You WILL lose at the Rumble. You've been resting on your laurels as IF Champion for far too long. I'm hungry for championship gold again. Your stablemate Aaron Enigma is eager for his first taste of a title reign. You're facing two of the brightest up-and-coming stars in the WWCF today.
Speaking of Aaron, I respect you. And when you say that you won't treat your partner in The Story as anything but an opponent in the triple threat, well, I believe you. Hell, I'd even say I wouldn't be that upset if you win instead of me. Just as long as that unappreciative friend of yours doesn't retain. I expect you'll give 110% in this match, and so will I. Because I have the trifecta to complete. First, I'll be the next Inter-Forum Champion. Second, I'll win the Rumble. And third, I'll go on to Gookermania and become both Inter-Forum and WWCF Champion, as well as the first ever WWCF Triple Crown Champion.
I'm not going to go on about your traitor expose as quite frankly it doesn't concern me at this time.
They say the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. But I am neither mouse or man. I am M.O.P.: The Savior of Sports Entertainment. And at the Rumble, I will save the Inter-Forum Championship. And also prove that The Story is just yesterday's news.
P.S.- As a final note, I'd like to wish "good luck" to Jazzman at his title match against Seth Drakin. We haven't seen eye-to-eye in quite some time, but I respect him a hell of a lot more than I respect Drakin.*Aaron leans back from his laptop smiling at the article M.O.P. wrote. He looks up to the ceiling and sighs as he speaks* You know, M.O.P. really knows how to put this upcoming match in perspective for everyone. Above Average, we're stable mates, but let's face it. We hardly talk to each other and we don't compete with each other. I'm just a part of The Story, but I don't feel like a true member honestly. I mean, since I've joined, we've had maybe...one match with us both in it? And that was a couple months ago. Really, I've been doing my own thing, and the rest of The Story hasn't been helping me at all. I mean, I get the occasional nod from them every so often, but anyone can give a compliment honestly. I was brought in as a new guy with potential, but at this point, I'm fairly well established here in WWCF. All I need is a title win to solidify my place here. Now it's time to show you and Colt what I've learned next Monday. I'm not gonna say I'm definitely going to win, because I have two extremely difficult opponents to fight. But I am sure that I have an excellent possibility of winning.
As far as my investigation as to who the Corporate traitor is. I crossed Starshne off my list a couple days ago. That means that any in Corporate but Starshine is still possibly the traitor. I'm investigating someone else this week, I won't disclose who. Hopefully this is the week I find them, but if not that's okay, I have plenty of time to find them. Boiler Room Brawler doesn't have any idea how to investigate anything so I'm in the clear there.
However now is the time for focus, focus on my upcoming title match. I'm definitely going to try my hardest. M.O.P. we are on opposite ends of the spectrum, but honestly at this point if I had to pick someone I could trust when it counted, I would probably pick you. Even if we started out hating each other, in that Last Man Standing match I realized something. We're a lot alike. We both want to show what we can do. We both know we have what it takes to be at the top of this business. You've already tasted it as a tag-team champion, whereas I have never felt that yet. However, I have something to prove to the rest of WWCF though. So hear me now, for I have a decree to make. If I do not win the Inter-Forum title next Monday, I will leave The Story.
Above Average, Motor-Colt, it has been great being in one of the best stables ever in WWCF. However, lately it's all been about you guys and Evil-M leaving. Nobody really associates me with The Story because I don't do anything with you guys. I just don't feel like I belong. So I have made this decree. This way, if I win The Story keeps the Inter-Forum title. If I lose though, well...I have my own path to follow here to reach the top. So I'll see you and M.O.P. on Monday, AA. Bring your A+ game guys, because if you don't, I'm 3 seconds away from cracking the biggest case of my career.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Aug 26, 2009 13:13:43 GMT -5
*the cameras start rolling as a person begins doing pushups on the ground. the person has an uncanny resemblance to Jay Carroll*
Jay: Up here, idiot. What, you actually thought I would soil myself by doing pushups?
For the first time since I arrived in the World WrestleCrap Federation, I didn't make an appearance on my show. Not surprisingly, some people took advantage of my non-presence. And I couldn't be happier. While you choose to get in the ring and beat yourselves up a week before Rumble in the Jungle, I sat back watching it from the comfort of my mansion. To all the wrestlers who risked injury a week before the second biggest event on the WWCF calendar, all you really did was prove your own stupidity and plan for your own downfall in the Rumble. In the meantime, I sat back and strategized on exactly how I'm going to win the Rumble in the Jungle.
*Jay claps his hands. Two beautiful women approach him on either side, holding a bottle of champagne*
Not only am I well rested, I have the perfect stragegy in mind. I checked the WWCF bylaws. There is no rule against competitors in the Rumble switching places, as long as it happens before the event. So, to, let's say, "increase" the odds of me winning this Sunday, I'm willing to offer 2 things to whoever draws the last slot: 100,000 dollars and a guaranteed title shot the night after GookerMania II. So, if the allure of money and a guaranteed title shot so moves you, you know where to find me.
As for my other business I have to attend to at the Rumble, I have to square off with 3 other wrestlers before the main event?! What kind of bullcrap is this? I don't see any other champion having to defend his title in such a fashion! If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's some type of conspiracy against me to try to get this championship from around my waist!
*the two ladies start soothing Jay's temper by stepping closer to him*
Thank you. Even if there IS a conspiracy against me, it's bound to fail. I'm going to treat my scramble match as if it was a warm-up, and in the main event I will walk out as the new #1 contender to the WWCF title. Because, as much as I love being Heetz!!1 champ, 2 is always better than one. Right, ladies? *the ladies kiss both of Jay's cheeks at the same time, then pop the bottle open*
A toast, to all the fallen opponents I'm going to have on Sunday!
*Jay laughs like a madman*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 26, 2009 13:51:18 GMT -5
Seth: Seems I have recieved a few more insults by Amigo, Little Naitch, and M.O.P. and I will respond to them now.
Amigo, my girlfriend's real name is not Noman. It is just an alias used to hide her true identity. You never read Homer's The Odyssey, did you.
M.O.P., I am not suprised you have more respect for Jazzman than you do me because you were both in the same stable. Pride before the fall, you two.
And finally Little Naitch, I am going to give you a very good deal. If you come back, do not try and take me on.....I did what I did out of revenge for you breaking my jaw. If you don't get in my business, I will consider what happened between us as even. However if you do get in my business, I will end your career.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Aug 26, 2009 17:32:25 GMT -5
*From The Boiler Room*
*Boiler Room Brawler emerges from the steamy mists casually swinging his pipe wrench into his palm, grinning*
Mr... Enigma...
Victory was so close at hand, but fortune favored me, BRB, tonight brother! Ha!
Y'see BRB was taking it a little too easy tonight because he is absolutely STOKED for the Rumble, ready to swing around my big, massive, PIPE WRENCH into everyone's face till they bleed and jump over the top rope themself!
I'll be seeing you and everyone involved in that clusterf*** at the Rumble, where I will inarguably establish my domination of this company when I swing for the fences and knock you over the top rope![/color]
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