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Post by Topher is Human on Sept 20, 2009 3:33:34 GMT -5
The following is a WWCF.com exclusive
WWCF... Where big kids play?
What do we have here? A rapper who's only CD he's sold was to his mother? A man with volume problems? An alcoholic who's so damn lucky he should invest in the lottey? A man who changed from being a reporter, to a king, to a John Cena clone? A rockstar who probably spends his time listening to Journey? A guy who believe his evil, despite no one else taking him seriously? Someone who tries desperately to play by his own rules, requires a wussy enterage but then still fails every single time? A self rightous detective who still hasn't solved the mystery of "Why has my career gone nowhere"? A man with a monkey... or is it a monkey with a man? A redneck who can't actually afford the red on his neck? Yet another guy who is a rockstar with zero balls... or is he now another guy who likes to think he's evil? A stuntman who tries to convince people he has personality? Believe it or not, ANOTHER guy who poses as a rock star?
Im sure you see where I'm going with this... All of this, crap... but zero attitude. WWCF needs some attitude. I'm gonna make it happen.
Damn Right.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Sept 20, 2009 5:08:32 GMT -5
I can write a match if need be.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Sept 20, 2009 6:05:42 GMT -5
I've got no problem writing TTS vs Whitey. As a matter of fact, I probably have to because of the angle we were going to use to justify the triple threat at GM.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2009 7:39:42 GMT -5
Thanks, guys.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Sept 20, 2009 12:02:31 GMT -5
I would like to say that I'm excited to be apart of WWCF, and can't wait to start.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 20, 2009 12:06:58 GMT -5
The following is a WWCF.com exclusiveWWCF... Where big kids play?
What do we have here? A rapper who's only CD he's sold was to his mother? A man with volume problems? An alcoholic who's so damn lucky he should invest in the lottey? A man who changed from being a reporter, to a king, to a John Cena clone? A rockstar who probably spends his time listening to Journey? A guy who believe his evil, despite no one else taking him seriously? Someone who tries desperately to play by his own rules, requires a wussy enterage but then still fails every single time? A self rightous detective who still hasn't solved the mystery of "Why has my career gone nowhere"? A man with a monkey... or is it a monkey with a man? A redneck who can't actually afford the red on his neck? Yet another guy who is a rockstar with zero balls... or is he now another guy who likes to think he's evil? A stuntman who tries to convince people he has personality? Believe it or not, ANOTHER guy who poses as a rock star?
Im sure you see where I'm going with this... All of this, crap... but zero attitude. WWCF needs some attitude. I'm gonna make it happen.
Damn Right. Seth: Fails every single time??? I believe I am a former world champion, pal. So I have not failed every single time.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Sept 20, 2009 12:14:23 GMT -5
Ignoring the shot to myself, seems we'll be having a new guy soon who thinks he's all that. He's going to find out soon how very wrong he is. Do you think that I have no attitude? I know why my career went nowhere, it's because of The Story honestly. How was I supposed to go somewhere with half the titles on my teammates?
Anyways enough about that. I have a traitor to find and files to take back. Welcome to the fed, new guy, but don't go around with your self-righteous attitude you accuse me so much of having.
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Post by Cyno on Sept 20, 2009 12:32:04 GMT -5
*slow claps*
Looks like the new guy has a pair on him.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Sept 20, 2009 14:04:30 GMT -5
*Walks out to the arena, smiling and surprisingly bustling with the crowd*
It is great to be here in the WWCF. Not only am I proud to step into this ring, I'm ecstatic. I'm not the only one here who should be excited. Each and every one of you should be blissful as well. Now you get to see what an actual wrestler is like.
Unlike the incompetent "athletes" that disgrace this very ring, I know how to wrestle. I've trained my body, mind and soul to wrestle, and pushed my self to the limit. I've been to one of the finest colleges this world has ever seen, and perfected my craft. I've stepped toe to toe with the biggest and the toughest. Now, I step toe to toe with the impuissant.
I'm going to give you all a history lesson on wrestling. Wrestling dates back 15,000 years, where cave drawings were present in France. It was in ancient Greece that wrestling hit its peak, as it was one of the main attractions in the Olympic Games. Wrestling was a respected competition among the masses.
Today, wrestling has been transformed into a breeding ground for the weak and dense. Instead of exchanging holds, men batter each other with chairs and barb wire. The saddest thing of all, each and every one of you cheer it on. You salivate in the violence. Instead of respect and admiration, the world looks down upon wrestling with disdain.
I'm putting a stop to this. As a one-man brigade, I will restore respect and athleticism back into this putrid trash known as sports entertainment. Gone are the days of hardcore matches, as it makes way for traditional wrestling contests. I am the Yellow Jacket, and you will feel my sting.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 20, 2009 15:17:12 GMT -5
*Walks out to the arena, smiling and surprisingly bustling with the crowd* It is great to be here in the WWCF. Not only am I proud to step into this ring, I'm ecstatic. I'm not the only one here who should be excited. Each and every one of you should be blissful as well. Now you get to see what an actual wrestler is like.
Unlike the incompetent "athletes" that disgrace this very ring, I know how to wrestle. I've trained my body, mind and soul to wrestle, and pushed my self to the limit. I've been to one of the finest colleges this world has ever seen, and perfected my craft. I've stepped toe to toe with the biggest and the toughest. Now, I step toe to toe with the impuissant.
I'm going to give you all a history lesson on wrestling. Wrestling dates back 15,000 years, where cave drawings were present in France. It was in ancient Greece that wrestling hit its peak, as it was one of the main attractions in the Olympic Games. Wrestling was a respected competition among the masses.
Today, wrestling has been transformed into a breeding ground for the weak and dense. Instead of exchanging holds, men batter each other with chairs and barb wire. The saddest thing of all, each and every one of you cheer it on. You salivate in the violence. Instead of respect and admiration, the world looks down upon wrestling with disdain.
I'm putting a stop to this. As a one-man brigade, I will restore respect and athleticism back into this putrid trash known as sports entertainment. Gone are the days of hardcore matches, as it makes way for traditional wrestling contests. I am the Yellow Jacket, and you will feel my sting.*A fan throws a chair at Yellowjacket*
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2009 16:15:57 GMT -5
Blah blah blah blah blah. All any of these new kids around here do is talk. Talk about their big plans. Talk about how this guy is a phony, this guy claims to be Evil. Buddy, I'm more Evil than you will ever know. Here in the WWCF, we don't measure you by how much you can talk your opponents to death. We go by your in-ring ability and right now, none of you have impressed me at all. You want to prove you're all that, then get in the ring and wow me! Until then, you're nothing but a fly on the windshield. And you know what happens to him, right? *Evil laugh*
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Sept 20, 2009 18:41:56 GMT -5
Blah blah blah blah blah. All any of these new kids around here do is talk. Talk about their big plans. Talk about how this guy is a phony, this guy claims to be Evil. Buddy, I'm more Evil than you will ever know. Here in the WWCF, we don't measure you by how much you can talk your opponents to death. We go by your in-ring ability and right now, none of you have impressed me at all. You want to prove you're all that, then get in the ring and wow me! Until then, you're nothing but a fly on the windshield. And you know what happens to him, right? *Evil laugh* You want in-ring ability? Just look at my impressive track record. I'm an All-American athlete, a representative of a high-caliber college. I've wrestled actual athletes, not frivolous neanderthals who couldn't apply a headlock if their life depended on it.
If a match is what you want, then a match is what you shall receive. Just don't cry from the sidelines when the repercussions of your ineptitude gains you nothing more than pain and suffering.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2009 18:45:31 GMT -5
*Walks out to the arena, smiling and surprisingly bustling with the crowd* It is great to be here in the WWCF. Not only am I proud to step into this ring, I'm ecstatic. I'm not the only one here who should be excited. Each and every one of you should be blissful as well. Now you get to see what an actual wrestler is like.
Unlike the incompetent "athletes" that disgrace this very ring, I know how to wrestle. I've trained my body, mind and soul to wrestle, and pushed my self to the limit. I've been to one of the finest colleges this world has ever seen, and perfected my craft. I've stepped toe to toe with the biggest and the toughest. Now, I step toe to toe with the impuissant.
I'm going to give you all a history lesson on wrestling. Wrestling dates back 15,000 years, where cave drawings were present in France. It was in ancient Greece that wrestling hit its peak, as it was one of the main attractions in the Olympic Games. Wrestling was a respected competition among the masses.
Today, wrestling has been transformed into a breeding ground for the weak and dense. Instead of exchanging holds, men batter each other with chairs and barb wire. The saddest thing of all, each and every one of you cheer it on. You salivate in the violence. Instead of respect and admiration, the world looks down upon wrestling with disdain.
I'm putting a stop to this. As a one-man brigade, I will restore respect and athleticism back into this putrid trash known as sports entertainment. Gone are the days of hardcore matches, as it makes way for traditional wrestling contests. I am the Yellow Jacket, and you will feel my sting.*A fan throws a chair at Yellowjacket* *The Chair Explodes*
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2009 18:48:56 GMT -5
Blah blah blah blah blah. All any of these new kids around here do is talk. Talk about their big plans. Talk about how this guy is a phony, this guy claims to be Evil. Buddy, I'm more Evil than you will ever know. Here in the WWCF, we don't measure you by how much you can talk your opponents to death. We go by your in-ring ability and right now, none of you have impressed me at all. You want to prove you're all that, then get in the ring and wow me! Until then, you're nothing but a fly on the windshield. And you know what happens to him, right? *Evil laugh* You want in-ring ability? Just look at my impressive track record. I'm an All-American athlete, a representative of a high-caliber college. I've wrestled actual athletes, not frivolous neanderthals who couldn't apply a headlock if their life depended on it.
If a match is what you want, then a match is what you shall receive. Just don't cry from the sidelines when the repercussions of your ineptitude gains you nothing more than pain and suffering. You just made a big mistake. The NiteRaw following GookerMania, you'll have your first and last WWCF match. See ya in two weeks.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Sept 20, 2009 18:53:59 GMT -5
You want in-ring ability? Just look at my impressive track record. I'm an All-American athlete, a representative of a high-caliber college. I've wrestled actual athletes, not frivolous neanderthals who couldn't apply a headlock if their life depended on it.
If a match is what you want, then a match is what you shall receive. Just don't cry from the sidelines when the repercussions of your ineptitude gains you nothing more than pain and suffering. You just made a big mistake. The NiteRaw following GookerMania, you'll have your first and last WWCF match. See ya in two weeks. Two weeks can't come soon enough.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 20, 2009 19:03:55 GMT -5
*A fan throws a chair at Yellowjacket* *The Chair Explodes* EXTREME!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2009 19:04:35 GMT -5
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Sept 20, 2009 19:06:18 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2009 19:07:18 GMT -5
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Sept 20, 2009 19:09:10 GMT -5
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