Beast Army Ass
Hank Scorpio
What being a Philadelphia sports fan feels like.
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Post by Beast Army Ass on Sept 9, 2009 10:58:02 GMT -5
Like scrotum, here's the match in a nutshell:
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2009 11:00:19 GMT -5
I still mark for Striker singing with the radio while it plays real loud. Awesome.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 9, 2009 11:18:52 GMT -5
Well, that shot the WWE's TV-PG image straight to hell.
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Sept 9, 2009 11:53:09 GMT -5
Will he team with William Regal, John Cena, Rene Dupree and The Dicks next week then?
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Post by brettappedout (BLM) on Sept 9, 2009 12:03:00 GMT -5
Will he team with William Regal, John Cena, Rene Dupree and The Dicks next week then? Nope they'll team at Survivor Series. Anyway I feel bad for that guy, he's going to get shit where every he wrestles. |
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Post by ♥ Bunnyslinger ♥ on Sept 9, 2009 12:03:56 GMT -5
Seriously, how much must this suck?
You get to go on TV for the biggest wrestling company in the world, and showcase your talent. But the universe goes "Oh no thank you" and there you are, cupping your testicles in front of an arena full off people.. just begging to die on the spot.
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Post by Nuke is Good on Sept 9, 2009 12:05:58 GMT -5
Watching that match...Matt Stryker's delivery on commentary is really flat.
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Jam
Unicron
Spiral out
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Post by Jam on Sept 9, 2009 12:15:56 GMT -5
Watching that match...Matt Stryker's delivery on commentary is really flat. At about the 3 minute mark of the video, after the pinfall Stiker guietly says "Thank you" like he meant "Thank god that's over". |
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Sept 9, 2009 12:16:25 GMT -5
I thought it was hilarious how he sold the Zack Attack by grabbing his balls. The Sack Attack? |
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Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
This guy is the man!
R.I.P. Deadpool
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Post by Krimzon on Sept 9, 2009 12:24:14 GMT -5
This thread is New DX approved.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 9, 2009 12:25:35 GMT -5
He could easily be Jobber of the Week soon enough.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 9, 2009 12:45:05 GMT -5
He could easily be Jobber of the Week soon enough. We, the Wrestlecrap Nation, need to get this railroaded onto the site ASAP! |
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Tombi
Team Rocket
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Post by Tombi on Sept 9, 2009 12:49:45 GMT -5
Watching that match...Matt Stryker's delivery on commentary is really flat. At about the 3 minute mark of the video, after the pinfall Stiker guietly says "Thank you" like he meant "Thank god that's over". JR's "Mercifully, it's over" in Trish vs. Gayda anyone?  Actually, a little bit before that you actually hear him clear his throat about three times. It's obvious he noticed but didn't want to actually refer to it - somehow the subtle reaction is better though. |
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Post by Cactus Jack on Sept 9, 2009 12:50:24 GMT -5
I found out about this when Matt Hardy, Hurricane and Ryder were all tweeting about it to each other, haha.
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Jobes
Unicron
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Post by Jobes on Sept 9, 2009 12:53:48 GMT -5
IAmJericho: zakk ryders opponent last night needs to stiffen up and be less gentile in the ring...
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Post by Widow's Peak on Sept 9, 2009 12:57:43 GMT -5
@hurricanehelms: Big Dick Johnson and Naked Mideon are both sueing for gimmick infringement! @hurricanehelms: How come nobody told me Balls Mahoney came back to ECW?? @matthardybrand: I personally thought the guy exhibited the BARE essentials it takes to become a star.  |
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Post by anticonscience on Sept 9, 2009 13:04:03 GMT -5
Ryder should have grabbed the mic after the match and said "WANG WANG WANG! YOU SHOWED IT!"
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Post by BitterAF on Sept 9, 2009 15:10:27 GMT -5
If given the opportunity, I bet this guy could throw a few good ones into this thread and not "drop the ball" like our friend Mr. Fargo.  |
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Zen411
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Zen411 on Sept 9, 2009 15:59:06 GMT -5
He should team up with MVP.
BALLIN!!!
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2009 16:23:15 GMT -5
Think, the life of a jobber is so unremarkable. This guy, by hook or by crook, has immortalized himself.
Think if you had taken your kiddies to their first wrestling show and THAT'S where one of the many "talks" was started.
"Daddy, what's that?"
"Oh, that's a nutsac, sweetheart."
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