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Post by Evilution E5150 on Feb 17, 2009 20:02:06 GMT -5
oh fine i just saw the champ bit at the end,
it was long i kinda didnt read it all
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Post by darbus alan on Feb 17, 2009 20:07:16 GMT -5
Hold on, Jeff. While I was happy that Petey retained the WCTNA Championship, I wasn't so much a fan of how it went down. You and Brutus should've let Petey win the title back on his own.
But if we're all making statements, how about I make one. You and Scotty want to go one-on-one at Destination X? I want in as special ringside enforcer.
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Post by Above Average on Feb 17, 2009 20:11:30 GMT -5
This is a WCTNA.com Exclusive.
This is JB, Jeremy Borash here with yet another exclusive for WCTNA.com, and I'm here with the Modern Day Gladiator, Brutus Magnus. Brutus, why did you attack Jimmy Rave, and why did you try to run in on tonight's TNA title match-up?
It's quite simple JB. I've only walked in the door, and I see Jimmy RAVE getting a title match? This fellow weighs about 215 pounds soaking wet. He's nothing more than X Division fodder, and yet over the last few months he has been proclaiming himself to be a Legend in the making? Nobody will ever take a man... HIS size seriously in this business, and I made sure that an injustice didn't take place, and that a true legend like Booker T retained his title.
This brings me to the World title match. On Friday night, a travesty took place. PETEY WILLIAMS picked up a fluke win and became TNA Heavyweight champion. JB, don't you see the flaw in this? TNA HEAVYWEIGHT champion. Again an X DIVISION STAR! And let's face it anyone can be a star in the X Division. If I lacked ambition in this business I'd go for that title too. But, as we can see, a lightweight holds the top title. I was going to make sure Scott Steiner walked away once again the TNA Champion, and make sure that this is seen as nothing more than a blip.
Petey Williams - I am your worst nightmare. I'm not going to sit here and watch this crap take place. I'm going to do something about it. So Petey, how about I take that title from around your waist at Destination X. Then TNA can have a champion to be proud of - an Englishman, a gladiator, and a man who LOOKS like a wrestler. Put that title on the line if you have the bollocks, for I will not rest until you are no longer champion.
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Post by hmbnimbus on Feb 17, 2009 20:30:33 GMT -5
*We cut backstage to find "Super Serious" Shane Sewell and "Marky Mark" Matt Morgan A.K.A. 22i Flipside, bopping in time with a music-blaring ghetto-blaster*
My name is Matt Morgan....
My name is Shane Sewell....
Things got real boring....
Before we became real cool.
What we ask for is a little respect....
As we talk of girls, drugs and sex...
So we can make a debut
And get us some TNA....
Everybody in the Zone....
Reach out and say:
HEY!
*The pair assume gangsta-style poses as they pout at the camera*
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 17, 2009 20:35:13 GMT -5
This is a WCTNA.com Exclusive. This is JB, Jeremy Borash here with yet another exclusive for WCTNA.com, and I'm here with the Modern Day Gladiator, Brutus Magnus. Brutus, why did you attack Jimmy Rave, and why did you try to run in on tonight's TNA title match-up?It's quite simple JB. I've only walked in the door, and I see Jimmy RAVE getting a title match? This fellow weighs about 215 pounds soaking wet. He's nothing more than X Division fodder, and yet over the last few months he has been proclaiming himself to be a Legend in the making? Nobody will ever take a man... HIS size seriously in this business, and I made sure that an injustice didn't take place, and that a true legend like Booker T retained his title.
This brings me to the World title match. On Friday night, a travesty took place. PETEY WILLIAMS picked up a fluke win and became TNA Heavyweight champion. JB, don't you see the flaw in this? TNA HEAVYWEIGHT champion. Again an X DIVISION STAR! And let's face it anyone can be a star in the X Division. If I lacked ambition in this business I'd go for that title too. But, as we can see, a lightweight holds the top title. I was going to make sure Scott Steiner walked away once again the TNA Champion, and make sure that this is seen as nothing more than a blip.
Petey Williams - I am your worst nightmare. I'm not going to sit here and watch this crap take place. I'm going to do something about it. So Petey, how about I take that title from around your waist at Destination X. Then TNA can have a champion to be proud of - an Englishman, a gladiator, and a man who LOOKS like a wrestler. Put that title on the line if you have the bollocks, for I will not rest until you are no longer champion. *Kiyoshi is watching this via moniter*
*In a heavy accent*: Big frame, no brains.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Feb 17, 2009 20:56:40 GMT -5
wait ive been challenged by rusty crowe?
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Post by Above Average on Feb 17, 2009 20:58:36 GMT -5
Green = Magnus from now on.
Oh look, the little people have come out to play.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 17, 2009 21:00:55 GMT -5
Green = Magnus from now on. Oh look, the little people have come out to play. *Abyss walks up, and sizes Magnus up*
Hmm, it seems I'm a lot bigger then you are.
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Post by Above Average on Feb 17, 2009 21:03:45 GMT -5
Green = Magnus from now on. Oh look, the little people have come out to play. *Abyss walks up, and sizes Magnus up*
Hmm, it seems I'm a lot bigger then you are. If it isn't ABYSS - a true wrestler! You are a man worthy of being at the top of this company my friend. I know you agree with me when I say that these dwarves shouldn't be main eventing anything in the greatest wrestling organisation in the world.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 17, 2009 21:06:29 GMT -5
*Abyss walks up, and sizes Magnus up*
Hmm, it seems I'm a lot bigger then you are. If it isn't ABYSS - a true wrestler! You are a man worthy of being at the top of this company my friend. I know you agree with me when I say that these dwarves shouldn't be main eventing anything in the greatest wrestling organisation in the world. Petey here just beat his roided-up mentor twice in one night. I admit that he isn't tall, but if he can defeat someone like Steiner, then I suppose he earned it. That said, since you seem to belittle him, I suggest that you two meet up soon.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Feb 17, 2009 21:12:42 GMT -5
meet up, what like a date? this is getting wierd. come on taylor lets go home
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 17, 2009 21:13:54 GMT -5
Tomorrow on WCTNA Xplosion:
The newly formed tag team of "Super Serious" Shane Sewell and "Marky Mark" Matt Morgan A.K.A. 22i Flipside take on the team of Homicide and Hernandez, LAX
"The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe goes one on one with "The Guru" Sonjay Dutt
"The Monster" Abyss teams with "The War Machine" Rhino to go against "No Consequences" Austin Creed and "Evil Foreign Heel" Shaun Daivari
In a Knockouts match, ODB and Rhaka Khan go head-to-head
"The Modern Day Gladiator" Brutus Magnus continues his quest aginst the "dwarves" of TNA against Shark Boy
And the main event sees "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal go one-on-one with Professional Wrestling's Only Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle
All that and and more (though probably not) on WCTNA Xplosion, Tomorrow Night, 7pm EST.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2009 21:25:18 GMT -5
If it isn't ABYSS - a true wrestler! You are a man worthy of being at the top of this company my friend. I know you agree with me when I say that these dwarves shouldn't be main eventing anything in the greatest wrestling organisation in the world. Petey here just beat his roided-up mentor twice in one night. I admit that he isn't tall, but if he can defeat someone like Steiner, then I suppose he earned it. That said, since you seem to belittle him, I suggest that you two meet up soon. *Team 3D Walks in and Ray is picking pieces of Glass out of the Back of D-Von's Head both of there Expressions are Heavy and Ray is hanging his Head* D-Von:Is that All of it?
Ray:Nooooo theres still a bit more in there We're gonna need Tweezers to get at some of it
D-Von:Ray..........How did we lose?
Ray:We........we..........We just did OK
D-Von:But......but how Bro?
Ray:We were.....We were out of our Element we came close but........But we came up short
D-Von:Who did we lose too?
Ray:The Champs
D-Von:Well that's good at Leats we lost to the best
*Ray looks up and Notices Abyss and Magnus His expression quickly changes from concern to a Familiar Shit-Eating Grin as he slaps D-Von on the back*
Ray:D-VON BUCK UP It's Ol' Abby and.........
D-Von:Who are you?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 17, 2009 21:28:20 GMT -5
Hello, oh, hey.
*Picks a piece of glass out of Ray's head*
Missed one.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2009 21:32:14 GMT -5
Hello, oh, hey.
*Picks a piece of glass out of Ray's head*
Missed one. *Ray winces* Ray:Hey there Abby who's your Freind?
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Post by Above Average on Feb 17, 2009 21:34:47 GMT -5
I am the Modern Day Gladiator, Brutus Magnus. I am here to fix all of WCTNA's problems. I am here to bring the belt back from the kiddies around here.
You guys know what I'm getting at. You two are being passed over for people like Petey. You two deserve world title matches more than he does. It's time for the big man to make a comeback.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 17, 2009 21:34:49 GMT -5
Hello, oh, hey.
*Picks a piece of glass out of Ray's head*
Missed one. *Ray winces* Ray:Hey there Abby who's your Freind? Calls himself "Brutus Magnus". He's from England. I sense you two will get along fine, so I'll be off to wrap stuff in Barbed Wire.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2009 21:42:24 GMT -5
I am the Modern Day Gladiator, Brutus Magnus. I am here to fix all of WCTNA's problems. I am here to bring the belt back from the kiddies around here.
You guys know what I'm getting at. You two are being passed over for people like Petey. You two deserve world title matches more than he does. It's time for the big man to make a comeback. Ray:You.......You make a Lot of sense Fella
D-Von:We only know one thing about you
Ray:You interfered in The Dandy's Match and if you interfered in the Dandy's match............
D-Von:Then your against BG JAMES!!!
*Ray puts his arm around Magnus*
Ray:And any enemy of BG Is a Freind of 3D
D-Von:Actually now that I think about it didn't you Spontaneously Combust a Few Weeks back?
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Post by Above Average on Feb 17, 2009 21:45:21 GMT -5
I am the Modern Day Gladiator, Brutus Magnus. I am here to fix all of WCTNA's problems. I am here to bring the belt back from the kiddies around here.
You guys know what I'm getting at. You two are being passed over for people like Petey. You two deserve world title matches more than he does. It's time for the big man to make a comeback. Ray:You.......You make a Lot of sense Fella
D-Von:We only know one thing about you
Ray:You interfered in The Dandy's Match and if you interfered in the Dandy's match............
D-Von:Then your against BG JAMES!!!
*Ray puts his arm around Magnus*
Ray:And any enemy of BG Is a Freind of 3D
D-Von:Actually now that I think about it didn't you Spontaneously Combust a Few Weeks back? I've already rid this company of Jimmy Rave. One lightweight gone already on the first night of my quest. I'm a gladiator, and I will fulfill my quest. People like us will be champions. Brothers, wilst thou joineth me in my crusade?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2009 21:47:54 GMT -5
Ray:You.......You make a Lot of sense Fella
D-Von:We only know one thing about you
Ray:You interfered in The Dandy's Match and if you interfered in the Dandy's match............
D-Von:Then your against BG JAMES!!!
*Ray puts his arm around Magnus*
Ray:And any enemy of BG Is a Freind of 3D
D-Von:Actually now that I think about it didn't you Spontaneously Combust a Few Weeks back? I've already rid this company of Jimmy Rave. One lightweight gone already on the first night of my quest. I'm a gladiator, and I will fulfill my quest. People like us will be champions. Brothers, wilst thou joineth me in my crusade? Ray:Sure thing
D-Von:Although You might want to Get that Speech Impediment checked out
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