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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2009 15:27:09 GMT -5
This is TNA, we cross the line and WCWWE rules dont apply as long as I ok it Then why have I been Putzin around with Joe when I could have gotten D-Von?
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Post by Legion on Feb 16, 2009 16:16:31 GMT -5
THIS WEEK WCTNA HAS NOT ONLY MOVED NIGHTS BUT HAS MOVED VENUE!
WCTNA IMPACT WILL COME TO YOU LIVE THIS WEEK NOT FROM THE IMPACT ZONE BUT FROM LAS VEGAS!
EVERY WCTNA CHAMPIONSHIP BELT WILL BE DEFENDED IN STIPULATION MATCHES HERE IN VEGAS AS WE CELEBRATE THE FIRST ANNUAL WCTNA GOLDRUSH!
THE CARD AS STANDS:
WCTNA TAG TITLES: ERIC YOUNG AND JAMES STORM vs. TEAM 3D - This match will be contested under LightTube Deathmatch Rules! To win, both members of a team must be thrown through a bank of lit strip lights placed in four of the six corners of the ring before they can be eligible for pin.
WCTNA KNOCKOUTS TITLE: SOJOURNER BOLT vs. ANGELINA LOVE vs. VELVET SKY vs. ROXXI vs. TAYLOR WILDE - This match will be contested under Punjabi Prison Rules! To win, a TNA Knockout must leave the inner bamboo cage through one of the four doors. However, once that door has been used, it is locked and to escape the inner cage a Knockout will need to climb over, being careful of the sharpened bamboo stakes at the top. The inner cage is surrounded by a larger bamboo cage with no doors. To escape a Knockout will need to climb over the top.
WCTNA LEGENDS TITLE: BOOKER T vs. JIMMY RAVE - This match will be contested under Hangman's Horror Rules! To win, one wrestler must use one of four dog collars attached to ringposts to hang their opponant until they are incapcitated.
WCTNA X-DIVISION TITLE: KIYOSHI vs. ALEX SHELLEY vs. CHRIS SABIN vs. AJ STYLES - This match will be contested under Scramble Match Rules! (with a 15 minute Timelimit). Within that period, two votes will cause a candidate to become Champion. At the end of the time limit, the Wrestler with the belt wins it!
WCTNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: PETEY WILLIAMS vs SCOTT STEINER - This match will feature STING as the guest referee and will be contested under 3 Stages of Hell rules!
Stage 1 = A Tuxedo Strip match; first wrestler to be stripped to their ring gear loses!
Stage 2 = A Tube of glue on a pole match; The winner is the first person to climb the pole and reach the glue needed for Stage 3!
Stage 3 = A Taipei Deathmatch; both wrestlers will have their hands taped, dipped in glue, then glass shards - the match then becomes a First Blood Match!
ALL THIS ON WCTNA THIS TUESDAY NIGHT!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2009 16:19:57 GMT -5
Wow Legion you really cranked the Knob on the Russometer
Aslo WCIndy's on right now
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Feb 16, 2009 20:59:41 GMT -5
that rules Legion!
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Feb 16, 2009 22:05:12 GMT -5
i dont like the sounds of the 3 stage of hell match
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2009 22:11:47 GMT -5
That's... wow. But hey, at least Velvet has a title shot.
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Post by Legion on Feb 16, 2009 22:14:54 GMT -5
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 16, 2009 22:18:29 GMT -5
Wow Legion you really cranked the Knob on the Russometer Cross The Line.
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Post by Legion on Feb 16, 2009 22:25:46 GMT -5
Russometer. I like it. We should rank all TNA shows using it from now on
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2009 22:36:51 GMT -5
Russometer. I like it. We should rank all TNA shows using it from now on You just broke the Knob off
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Post by Legion on Feb 16, 2009 22:48:46 GMT -5
I want to make a knob based joke, but can't think of one that doesn't make me sound utterly homosexual........
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2009 22:53:55 GMT -5
I want to make a knob based joke, but can't think of one that doesn't make me sound utterly homosexual........ Think about how it Would've sounded if I Said Crank
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Post by Legion on Feb 17, 2009 11:47:06 GMT -5
***WCTNA NEWSFLASH***
We are told that Don West has no showed at the arena tonight. Jeff Jarrett however is in attendance and the show will proceed as planned with Mr Jarrett himself taking the helm both backstage and at the announce table. We hope nothing serious has happened to Mr West.
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Post by Above Average on Feb 17, 2009 12:33:15 GMT -5
Yep I'll be running the show tonight, unless anyone else feels like they want to do it.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2009 14:45:20 GMT -5
Yep I'll be running the show tonight, unless anyone else feels like they want to do it.
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Post by Above Average on Feb 17, 2009 17:21:51 GMT -5
Right. It appears I'm running the show tonight. Show will begin in 39 minutes.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2009 17:40:03 GMT -5
So I Guess Disco isn't Eligible anymore?
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Post by Above Average on Feb 17, 2009 17:48:58 GMT -5
Oh he is yes.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2009 17:57:52 GMT -5
Well its Too late as the Offer is Rescinded due to unforeseen Circumstances
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Post by Above Average on Feb 17, 2009 18:03:19 GMT -5
WCTNA iMPACT! begins in the Impact Zone and we're introduced to the show by Mike Tenay. And since Don West isn't here tonight, here is his fellow announcer...
Mike: Welcome Jeff. It's good to have you back in the iMPACT Zone. How is your condition?
Jeff: I'm fine Mike. The person who did this will suffer the consequences, and I have a few ideas of who did it... but tonight isn't about that. Tonight is the goldrush. And we're opening with a great World Tag Team Title match....
This match will be contested under LightTube Deathmatch Rules! To win, both members of a team must be thrown through a bank of lit strip lights placed in four of the six corners of the ring before they can be eligible for pin.
Introducing first, they are the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, James Storm and Eric Young, Beer Money Incorporated!
And their opponents, from New York City, Brother Ray, Brother Devon, the IWGP Tag Team Champions, TEAM 3D!
World Tag Team Titles LightTube Deathmatch Rules Beer Money Inc vs. Team 3D 20 minute time limit First to 5 votes
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