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Post by Legion on Mar 7, 2009 17:57:23 GMT -5
BTW, is Kong still injured? She's had matches on the last few Impacts IRL and she isn't listed as injured on the frontpage but she hasn't been booked for ages. I don't even know who injuries work around here anymore Sayeth the man who is injuring ppl who aren't even injured
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Post by Above Average on Mar 7, 2009 17:59:19 GMT -5
Full Time: 2-2 draw.
The finish:
We're in the last minute and the two Williams' slug it out in the centre of the ring. Petey comes off the ropes for the Canadian Destroyer. Doug blocks and gets Petey with a piledriver for a close 2 count. Doug tries to pick up Petey who rolls him up and rolls through into the Sharpshooter. The clock runs down to 0 with Doug refusing to tap.
The result of this contest is a DRAW!
Post-match, Magnus comes in and hits Petey with a chair to lay him out. He screams at Petey as he's on the ground, and he and Doug put the boots to him. AJ Styles charges to the ring and fends off Magnus and Doug to send them packing.
Just then Traci Brooks comes out onto the stage.
Gentlemen, with Jeff Jarrett and Don West not here tonight, I have been put in temporary charge. Now, I've been in regular contact with Jeff in the hospital, and he has told me that at Lockdown there will be a Lethal Lockdown match.
And we discussed it a little, and came to a decision on the team leaders. On one team it will be the WCTNA World Champion, Brutus Magnus.... and on the other it will be......
The #1 Contender for the World Heavyweight Title.....
Who will be determined next week live on iMPACT! when Maple Leaf Muscle Petey Williams does battle with The Phenomenal AJ Styles.
See you all next week.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 7, 2009 18:01:01 GMT -5
So is Kong injured or not? Can I book her for Xplosion?
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Post by Above Average on Mar 7, 2009 18:02:17 GMT -5
So is Kong injured or not? Can I book her for Xplosion? You can indeed book her for Xplosion. I'd rather you didn't book Steiner or Jarrett this week since they're in hospital in kayfabe.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2009 18:02:22 GMT -5
I'm still here
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Post by Above Average on Mar 7, 2009 18:03:20 GMT -5
Traci Brooks returns to her office.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2009 18:04:32 GMT -5
*Hoyt and 3D are doing the Darkside Wizard of Oz trick in Traci's office*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 7, 2009 18:06:35 GMT -5
So is Kong injured or not? Can I book her for Xplosion? You can indeed book her for Xplosion. I'd rather you didn't book Steiner or Jarrett this week since they're in hospital in kayfabe. Understood.
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Post by Above Average on Mar 7, 2009 18:07:51 GMT -5
Lance, I've brought you here now, because I'm in charge right now since Jeff Jarrett is currently in the hospital. Now Jeff and I have discussed your pleas for a title shot of some variety, and we came to a conclusion.
We aren't going to give you a title shot.
Now, listen carefully, we are not going to GIVE you a title shot.
You're going to have to earn a title shot. How you might ask? Well, I want you to impress the Management team here at WCTNA over the course of the next month, then we will re-evaluate the situation.
So Lance, impress me.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2009 18:08:33 GMT -5
Lance, I've brought you here now, because I'm in charge right now since Jeff Jarrett is currently in the hospital. Now Jeff and I have discussed your pleas for a title shot of some variety, and we came to a conclusion.
We aren't going to give you a title shot.
Now, listen carefully, we are not going to GIVE you a title shot.
You're going to have to earn a title shot. How you might ask? Well, I want you to impress the Management team here at WCTNA over the course of the next month, then we will re-evaluate the situation.
So Lance, impress me. I'm double Jointed
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Post by Above Average on Mar 7, 2009 18:08:52 GMT -5
P W D L F A VD Pts Team Japan 1 1 0 0 4 0 4 3 Petey Williams/Samoa Joe 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1 Team UK 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1 Austin Creed/Shawn Daivari 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Jay Lethal/Lance Hoyt 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Motor City Machine Guns 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Team 3D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Team Canada 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Team Mexico 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 22i Flipside 1 0 0 1 0 4 -4 0
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2009 18:09:45 GMT -5
P W D L F A VD Pts Team Japan 1 1 0 0 4 0 4 3 Petey Williams/Samoa Joe 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1 Team UK 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1 Austin Creed/Shawn Daivari 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Jay Lethal/Lance Hoyt 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Motor City Machine Guns 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Team 3D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Team Canada 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Team Mexico 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 22i Flipside 1 0 0 1 0 4 -4 0 So you had a Breakdown like Bull?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 7, 2009 18:10:49 GMT -5
It's Brackets, man.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 7, 2009 18:11:38 GMT -5
This week on Xplosion:
Awesome Kong makes her return to the ring going one-on-one with the Hardcore Knockout Roxxi
X Division Champion Kiyoshi faces Shark Boy
And the Tag Team League will continue with the following matches announced:
Team Canada vs. Motor City Machine Guns Austin Creed and Shawn Daivari vs. Team 3D Team Mexico vs. Jay Lethal and Lance Hoyt
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Post by Legion on Mar 7, 2009 18:12:50 GMT -5
***Kerry is still watching***
Wow, DA, look at the cement boobs on that
Yeah, aren't they great?
Oh yeah? Sure about that?
Uhh, well, uhhh
There is only one woman's wrestler worth talking about, and that's me. Forget about these fools. Especially her. Traci 'i can ride a tractor' Brooks. Like to see her deal with a forklift.
Sure boss.........sure........
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Post by Above Average on Mar 7, 2009 18:16:36 GMT -5
And here's next week's iMPACT! card so far. More will be added.
AJ Styles vs. Petey Williams - World Title #1 Contender Match
Motor City Machine Guns vs. Team Japan - World Tag League
Team 3D vs. Team UK - World Tag League
Austin Creed and Kurt Angle vs. Beer Money Inc. - World Tag Team Championship
Jeff Jarrett and Scott Steiner return to the iMPACT! Zone
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Post by Above Average on Mar 7, 2009 18:20:39 GMT -5
This week on Xplosion: Awesome Kong makes her return to the ring going one-on-one with the Hardcore Knockout Roxxi X Division Champion Kiyoshi faces Sonjay Dutt And the Tag Team League will continue with the following matches announced: Team Canada vs. Motor City Machine Guns Austin Creed and Shawn Daivari vs. Team 3D Team Mexico vs. Jay Lethal and Lance Hoyt Sonjay Dutt was FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 7, 2009 18:39:12 GMT -5
I really need to keep up with the roster.
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Post by Above Average on Mar 7, 2009 19:05:33 GMT -5
Oh and, of course, any match requests for the next iMPACT! let me know.
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Post by Above Average on Mar 7, 2009 19:26:47 GMT -5
One more thing as a matter of fact:
It should be noted that in the US the clocks go forward tonight at some point. This will change the times of the shows for the next 3 weeks depending on your timezone.
iMPACT will be Saturdays at 5PM EST/9PM GMT
Xplosion will be Tuesdays at 6PM EST/10PM GMT
There aren't any PPVs in that period, so Lockdown won't be affected.
After those 3 weeks, clocks go forward here in the UK as well, bringing everything back to normal.
Oh, and Round 2 of the Tag League overall is:
22i Flipside vs. Team Canada Lethal and Hoyt vs. Creed and Daivari Motor City Machine Guns vs. Team Japan Williams and Joe vs. Team Mexico Team 3D vs. Team UK
Those matches will take place on the 14th and 17th March.
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