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Post by The Tank on Mar 12, 2009 14:06:30 GMT -5
*The camera reveals AJ Styles alone in a locker room, seated on a bench and quietly thinking to himself.*
This week on iMPACT!, I've got a match against "Maple Leaf Muscle" Petey Williams. A man who finally climbed the mountain, a man who claimed the World Championship for the first time. A man who got screwed over by Brutus Magnus, and a man who sure as hell deserves his rematch.
Petey, we've fought in the past. I've won, and you've won. But Brutus Magnus is a cancer upon this company, and he needs to be removed. I'm not knocking your skills, Petey, but we need someone who is a guarantee. You're good, but if I'm the one standing against Magnus, it's pretty obvious who's gonna win. If you are........well, he's beaten you before, and we can't take chances here.
Good luck next "Thursday", Petey. Because when you step into the ring with The Phenominal One, it takes more than muscle to pull out the victory. So if you think I'm wrong, you better bring your A-game, Petey.
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Post by Above Average on Mar 12, 2009 14:08:57 GMT -5
Someone inform AJ Styles that iMPACT! is on Saturdays.
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Post by The Tank on Mar 12, 2009 15:12:46 GMT -5
Someone inform AJ Styles that iMPACT! is on Saturdays. Good god, people, do you see the quotes!?!?!? I know what day the WC shows are, I just put the day of the REAL shows!!! That's why I put the quotes!!!!!!!
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Post by Above Average on Mar 12, 2009 18:38:01 GMT -5
Someone inform AJ Styles that iMPACT! is on Saturdays. Good god, people, do you see the quotes!?!?!? I know what day the WC shows are, I just put the day of the REAL shows!!! That's why I put the quotes!!!!!!! Yes, and this is WCTNA, not TNA. iMPACT! doesn't regularly take place on Thursdays here so it makes no sense.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2009 18:40:39 GMT -5
Good god, people, do you see the quotes!?!?!? I know what day the WC shows are, I just put the day of the REAL shows!!! That's why I put the quotes!!!!!!! Yes, and this is WCTNA, not TNA. iMPACT! doesn't regularly take place on Thursdays here so it makes no sense. Ray:TNA?
Those jobbers still around?
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Post by The Tank on Mar 12, 2009 18:43:54 GMT -5
Good god, people, do you see the quotes!?!?!? I know what day the WC shows are, I just put the day of the REAL shows!!! That's why I put the quotes!!!!!!! Yes, and this is WCTNA, not TNA. iMPACT! doesn't regularly take place on Thursdays here so it makes no sense. The real shows are what I'm basing it on. You'll notice that I never say "WCTNA". I always say "TNA". So, I don't care. I'm gonna keep saying iMPACT! is on Thursdays.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2009 18:49:30 GMT -5
We don't still have to go to Orlando do we?
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Post by Above Average on Mar 12, 2009 19:02:44 GMT -5
Yes, and this is WCTNA, not TNA. iMPACT! doesn't regularly take place on Thursdays here so it makes no sense. The real shows are what I'm basing it on. You'll notice that I never say "WCTNA". I always say "TNA". So, I don't care. I'm gonna keep saying iMPACT! is on Thursdays. Well that's your choice, Allen Jones.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2009 19:06:25 GMT -5
The real shows are what I'm basing it on. You'll notice that I never say "WCTNA". I always say "TNA". So, I don't care. I'm gonna keep saying iMPACT! is on Thursdays. Well that's your choice, Allen Jones. Ray:I always thought it stood for Ass Jockey
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Mar 12, 2009 21:36:48 GMT -5
*joe wanders around aimless back stage waving a knife at people*
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Post by The Tank on Mar 12, 2009 21:37:58 GMT -5
Well that's your choice, Allen Jones. Ray:I always thought it stood for Ass Jockey Fatass, don't make me show you why I run this place.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 12, 2009 22:46:47 GMT -5
*joe wanders around aimless back stage waving a knife at people* I left the WWE for this?
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Post by The Tank on Mar 12, 2009 22:56:17 GMT -5
*joe wanders around aimless back stage waving a knife at people* I left the WWE for this? If you hate it here so much, Kurt, go back!!!
I mean, it's working out SO well for Christian Cage...
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 12, 2009 23:02:00 GMT -5
If you hate it here so much, Kurt, go back!!!
I mean, it's working out SO well for Christian Cage... Ah, but has Chrisitan won Olympic Gold, and a multiple time World Champion there? I think not.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Mar 12, 2009 23:16:10 GMT -5
*The camera reveals AJ Styles alone in a locker room, seated on a bench and quietly thinking to himself.* This week on iMPACT!, I've got a match against "Maple Leaf Muscle" Petey Williams. A man who finally climbed the mountain, a man who claimed the World Championship for the first time. A man who got screwed over by Brutus Magnus, and a man who sure as hell deserves his rematch.
Petey, we've fought in the past. I've won, and you've won. But Brutus Magnus is a cancer upon this company, and he needs to be removed. I'm not knocking your skills, Petey, but we need someone who is a guarantee. You're good, but if I'm the one standing against Magnus, it's pretty obvious who's gonna win. If you are........well, he's beaten you before, and we can't take chances here.
Good luck next "Thursday", Petey. Because when you step into the ring with The Phenominal One, it takes more than muscle to pull out the victory. So if you think I'm wrong, you better bring your A-game, Petey. yeah right AJ its gonna take more then muscle, have you seen my muscles, here ill show ya *flexes repeatly* and if that doesnt convince you then how about the 290 lb samoan standing behind me with a knife in his teeth, how does that grab you? and trust me his action will speak much much louder then my words
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Post by The Tank on Mar 12, 2009 23:20:21 GMT -5
*The camera reveals AJ Styles alone in a locker room, seated on a bench and quietly thinking to himself.* This week on iMPACT!, I've got a match against "Maple Leaf Muscle" Petey Williams. A man who finally climbed the mountain, a man who claimed the World Championship for the first time. A man who got screwed over by Brutus Magnus, and a man who sure as hell deserves his rematch.
Petey, we've fought in the past. I've won, and you've won. But Brutus Magnus is a cancer upon this company, and he needs to be removed. I'm not knocking your skills, Petey, but we need someone who is a guarantee. You're good, but if I'm the one standing against Magnus, it's pretty obvious who's gonna win. If you are........well, he's beaten you before, and we can't take chances here.
Good luck next "Thursday", Petey. Because when you step into the ring with The Phenominal One, it takes more than muscle to pull out the victory. So if you think I'm wrong, you better bring your A-game, Petey. yeah right AJ its gonna take more then muscle, have you seen my muscles, here ill show ya *flexes repeatly* and if that doesnt convince you then how about the 290 lb samoan standing behind me with a knife in his teeth, how does that grab you? and trust me his action will speak much much louder then my words*AJ points behind Petey and Joe, revealing Matt Morgan, Shane Sewell, and BG James, all armed with steel chairs.* Yea.....doesn't look too good for you two, Petey. But you're not the guy I'm pissed at, so what do you say you just take off right now?
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Mar 12, 2009 23:43:05 GMT -5
yeah right AJ its gonna take more then muscle, have you seen my muscles, here ill show ya *flexes repeatly* and if that doesnt convince you then how about the 290 lb samoan standing behind me with a knife in his teeth, how does that grab you? and trust me his action will speak much much louder then my words *AJ points behind Petey and Joe, revealing Matt Morgan, Shane Sewell, and BG James, all armed with steel chairs.* Yea.....doesn't look too good for you two, Petey. But you're not the guy I'm pissed at, so what do you say you just take off right now? aw wheres abyss, fine im leaving but not because you of those guys but becuase.. i um... have to go work on my calves, there the hardest place to gain mass
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2009 6:31:15 GMT -5
*Sigh*
Why do I even Bother anymore
I gotta go through perhaps the Greatest team in this Sport just to get into Title CONTENTION!
But now folks are showin' Up and just gettin' free Shots?
Just because he's got a Big Gay Fanbase?
I really wish I could go back to my Old Job
But Chippendales ain't Hirin' anymore
Maybe I just should just give it up
Like Hell thats what all those little bastards want and That Old Snorkin' Buryin machine wants too he forced others out BUT NOT ME!
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 13, 2009 16:52:55 GMT -5
*Sigh*
Why do I even Bother anymore
I gotta go through perhaps the Greatest team in this Sport just to get into Title CONTENTION!
But now folks are showin' Up and just gettin' free Shots?
Just because he's got a Big Gay Fanbase?
I really wish I could go back to my Old Job
But Chippendales ain't Hirin' anymore
Maybe I just should just give it up
Like Hell thats what all those little bastards want and That Old Snorkin' Buryin machine wants too he forced others out BUT NOT ME! You can always be my bagboy.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2009 17:59:04 GMT -5
*Sigh*
Why do I even Bother anymore
I gotta go through perhaps the Greatest team in this Sport just to get into Title CONTENTION!
But now folks are showin' Up and just gettin' free Shots?
Just because he's got a Big Gay Fanbase?
I really wish I could go back to my Old Job
But Chippendales ain't Hirin' anymore
Maybe I just should just give it up
Like Hell thats what all those little bastards want and That Old Snorkin' Buryin machine wants too he forced others out BUT NOT ME! You can always be my bagboy.What does it pay?
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