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Post by Above Average on Mar 7, 2009 16:12:20 GMT -5
Homicide hits a tope con fiveo on James Storm on the outside. In the ring, Hoyt big boots Roode out of the ring, and Hernandez border tosses EY. 1-2-3.
Here are your Winners: LAX and Lance Hoyt
LAX and Hoyt make their way to the back celebrating.
After the match, Roode grabs a mic and gets in Storms face.
James, incase you haven't noticed, we have a problem. Once upon a time, we were the premier team in TNA. Then we lost our titles, OUR TITLES, to some vanilla midgets. Don't worry about their partner, you said. It turned out to be Kurt freakin Angle! We are now no longer champions, we are no longer the unit we once were. I have the money to hire any tag team partner I want and I choose you. We were the best. Then you got some putz to cover for me and it all fell apart.
Eric Young comes into the ring with a couple of beers
Are you really listening to this? WE were tag champions, not this arrogant asshole.
EY hands Storm a beer and clinks his own bottle against it.
Remember the drinking championship? Those were good times right?
Storm takes a sip, thinks for a moment
Bobby...
Robert!
Bobby, I see your point. And after much thought, I have decided to take steps to fix this.
Storm suddenly turns and smashes Eric Young with his beer bottle.
Roode hands Storm his mic and Storm stands over Young.
Eric! Sorry 'bout damn luck!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2009 16:14:46 GMT -5
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Post by Above Average on Mar 7, 2009 16:15:07 GMT -5
*Brutus Magnus makes his way to the ring with the World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder and a big smile on his face. He gets into the ring and grabs a microphone.*
Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to your new WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion.... the Modern Day Gladiator, ME, Brutus MAGNUS!
*Crowd boos.*
I told you all that I would be able to do it. I told you all that I would cleanse this company of the X-Division bollocks that was sitting in around the main event region. I told you all that "Maple Leaf Muscle" would be defeated, and at Destination X last night it happened.
And then when I was through with Petey, I took him out the back and threw him in the dumpster with the rest of the rubbish.
Now, Jeff Jarrett come out here and give me a real challenger. One who actually looks like he might be a threat to a gladiator. A man who looks like... a man! I'm throwing down the gauntlet. Who wants me at Lockdown in Six Sides of Steel?
*BG James makes his way down to ringside to a confused reaction from the crowd, taking a microphone from a crew member along the way. He enters the ring, and gives Brutus Magnus a quick handshake.*
Now, big man, first things first: congrats on winnin' tha belt. I'll admit, I thought Petey woulda had your number, but ya proved me wrong.
Movin' on. A couple'a weeks ago, I made ya an offer, and ya didn' get back t' me. So, I can only assume that you ain't interested in any form of alliance. That's fine, that's fine...it jus' means that I gotta have somebody take that title off yer hands, is all.
Brian, don't come out here and lie to me, lie to the people, lie to EVERYONE. You never made me an offer to be my manager. You, just like everyone else in this arena thought I had no chance of victory, and now you've blown your shot at managing the World Heavyweight Champion. That must hurt that a man whose job is to scout talent and discover which ones are the best to back and make money out of, failed to do so.
So Brian, who do you have lined up for me? Who do you honestly believe can remove this title from around my waist?
Oh, trust me, Bruti: The only one who's gon' be left hurtin' here is you. 'Cuz I got a man.......no, THE man in TNA. That's right, he is THE man in TNA. 'Cuz he's been here since the start. He practically BUILT this company. And he's been champion in TNA longer than you've even BEEN in TNA!
So, without further delay, I present my newest client...
*Sparks begin raining over the entrance tunnel, as a man in blue tights & hooded jacket makes his way onto the ramp. As he does the familiar hood lift, pyros shoot off the ramp and over the crowd, and AJ Styles poses for the crowd before making his way down the ramp and entering the ring. Styles takes the mic from BG James, but allows Brutus Magnus to speak.*
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
BG is this really the best you could get? A man who's had his 15 minutes of fame already? 3 World title reigns that disgraced the business? It's a good thing those reigns were in the formative years round here and mean jack shit. I mean Ken Shamrock and Ron Killings were champions before as well.
And this guy is really small.
*Brutus looks towards the ramp and starts motioning for someone to come out.*
Come on now. Where's my full sized challenger? Come out come out wherever you are!
*AJ Styles gets in Brutus Magnus's face.*
Let me ask you a question, boy. What the hell have you done in the wrestling business? Who the hell are you to come in here and talk down to me? Do you not know who I am? Do you even know where you are?
*Magnus prepares to speak, but Styles slaps the mic out of his hand.*
WHEN THE HELL DID I SAY YOU WERE ALLOWED TO SPEAK?!?!?
*Magnus looks ready to brutalize Styles for this, but Styles doesn't back down an inch.*
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!? I'LL TELL YOU WHO YOU ARE: NOTHING!!!!
You are a non-entity in wrestling, man. And I don't know who the hell told you that you were God's gift to wrestling, but they lied. Brutus Magnus, you have no business, NO BUSINESS AT ALL talking down to me about wrestling.
Because while you were over in England pretending to be a gladiator, I was proving something that every single one of these people knows: THAT I'M THE BEST DAMN WRESTLER ON THE PLANET!!!
I'm a 6-time X-Division Champion, man! And before you say anything, I've been here since guys like Sonny Siaki and Samoa Joe--yes, THAT Samoa Joe--were part of the X-Division, so you can't go saying that it was all the little guys, can ya?!?!? I'm a 5-time World Tag Team Champion, alongside guys like Jerry Lynn and Christopher Daniels, guys SMALLER THAN ME, so you can't go saying that size matters there, can ya?!?!? I'M A 3-TIME TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, DAMNIT!!!!!!!!
I don't know where the hell you think you are, Brutus Magnus, but I'm thinkin' you signed up for the wrong wrestling company. If you think size is all that matters, then you need to go blow Johnny Ace so you can get a job up north!!! Because this is TNA!!! This is where you get over based on your wrestling skills, not on how much you can bench!!! This is where people get their spot based on merit, not shoe size!!! This isn't where the "World's Largest 'Athletes'" compete, this is where WRESTLERS COMPETE!!! THIS IS TNA, AND WE ARE WRESTLING!!!!
So, Brutus Magnus, you're gonna come into my ring, MY YARD, and you're gonna talk down to ME?!?!?!? Boy, I don't know what you're thinkin', but I'm sure as hell not gonna stand for that. And that is why I am DEMANDING, not requesting, a match against YOU at Lockdown. Magnus, at Lockdown, I'm gonna show you why I am the greatest professional wrestler on the planet. I'm gonna show you why I am The Phenominal One. And I'm gonna show you something that you really don't wanna see: AJ Styles, the 4-time TNA World Heavyweight Champion, while Brutus Magnus lies flat on the mat after being pinned by one of the "little guys".
*AJ Styles throws down his microphone, and then shoves Brutus Magnus, sending him back into the ropes. Magnus, overcome with rage, takes a swing at AJ. That’s all the inspiration AJ needs and he fires off a series of right hands to the face of the World Heavyweight Champion. AJ Whips him, but Brutus reverses and goes for a big boot. AJ dodges it and hits the PELE! OUT OF NOWHERE! YOU NEVER SEE IT COMING! Magnus rolls out of the ring and grabs his belt. Magnus starts to back off up the ramp, holding his jaw*
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 7, 2009 16:15:54 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2009 16:17:43 GMT -5
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Post by Legion on Mar 7, 2009 16:18:18 GMT -5
Nash: Last night at Destination X we saw my former friend Jay Lethal win the Legends title Mike: The man thinks he is the Macho Man Randy Savage Nash: Have you heard his impression? I came up with that Mike: You took a man who could have become a legend in this business and you.. Nash: I took a man who could have become a legend and made him one, look at him now, the Legends Champion! Mike: He's only that because he thinks he is a Legend from the 80s Nash: He is a legend from the 80s......well, born in the 80s anyway! Mike: Thats isn't what i meant Nash: No one cares what you think Mike: Don, come back, all is forgiven Nash: No one cares about Don either This match is scheduled for one fall and is a triple threat for the position of #1 contender to the WCTNA X Division Championship First, from the Asylum, the Monsters, Abyss uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zeiHp-VS6nYHis first opponant, from the wild jungles of Africa where Rhino's come from, The Warmachine (please don't sure Marvel comics), Rhino uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2V-YVCb5DXoAnd finally, the former Legends Champion, accompanied by Sensational Sharmell, from Houston Texas, Booker T uk.youtube.com/watch?v=X_Rhl7FbaLM4 and 15. Go.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 7, 2009 16:18:57 GMT -5
Abyss with a Lariat.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2009 16:19:22 GMT -5
Booker with a Superkick
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 7, 2009 16:20:16 GMT -5
Rhino powerslams Booker
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Post by Cyno on Mar 7, 2009 16:21:39 GMT -5
Abyss hits a Black Hole Slam on Rhino.
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Post by Legion on Mar 7, 2009 16:22:43 GMT -5
2-1-1 to Abyss
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Post by Above Average on Mar 7, 2009 16:32:10 GMT -5
Abyss hits Shock Treatment on Rhino.
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Post by Legion on Mar 7, 2009 16:35:42 GMT -5
Abyss wins, fighting a boss in Final Fantasy 12, 2 minutes everyone!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2009 16:38:36 GMT -5
So I Guess Hoyt isn't gonna get that Legends Title shot?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2009 16:45:19 GMT -5
Can't say I blame Storm though
Someone brings up the Drinking Championship its only natural to hit them
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Post by Above Average on Mar 7, 2009 16:45:24 GMT -5
So I Guess Hoyt isn't gonna get that Legends Title shot? A random intern runs up to Lance Hoyt. "Traci Brooks wants to see you in her office Lance."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2009 16:46:27 GMT -5
So I Guess Hoyt isn't gonna get that Legends Title shot? A random intern runs up to Lance Hoyt. "Traci Brooks wants to see you in her office Lance." Thanks
*Powerbombs Intern*
Wait wheres her Office again?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 7, 2009 16:47:14 GMT -5
So I Guess Hoyt isn't gonna get that Legends Title shot? A random intern runs up to Lance Hoyt. "Traci Brooks wants to see you in her office Lance." So he's getting a Knockout's title shot?
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Post by Above Average on Mar 7, 2009 16:48:12 GMT -5
A random intern runs up to Lance Hoyt. "Traci Brooks wants to see you in her office Lance." Thanks
*Powerbombs Intern*
Wait wheres her Office again?Down the hall, 2nd room from the left.
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Legion
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Post by Legion on Mar 7, 2009 16:49:09 GMT -5
This next match is scheduled for one fall and is the first of TNA's round the world Tag Team Challenge Tournament
Making their way to the ring first, from Asia, Kiyoshi and Toshizo, Team Japan
Their opponants, from the mean streets, a former ref and the dna masterpiece, accompanied to the ring by BG James, 22i Flipside
4 and 15. Go. (sorry of delay, FF12 is taking over my life!)
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