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Post by MikeyMania on Apr 11, 2009 16:09:46 GMT -5
Kevin: I told you the guys with Team in their name would win. Mike: Thanks for that insight. Any other pearls of wisdom? Kevin: Patience young grasshopper. Mike: Well up next, we're going to hear from the Icon, Sting.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen, from Venice Beach, California, he is the Icon, Sting!
You know, I've been on the wrestling scene for an awful long time now. I've seen men play mind games and put on classics but I've also seen men rape interviews and show no respect to anyone. Scott, it doesn't take a genius to know which category I think you fall under. That's why at Sacrifice, with Jeff Jarrett as the special guest referee, I'm going to show you and the rest of the world, it's showtime!
All of a sudden the lights go off in the Impact Zone. When they come back on, Sting has been laid out by Scott Steiner who has a lead pipe in his hand.
Stinger, yu tink I can't pay mine games, yu ded rong. This ain't nothin to wat aim going to do to yu at Sackrefise.
The lighs go off again but this time when they come back on, Sting is gone and Scott is holding a guitar instead. He stares at it in confusion before leaving the ring.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2009 16:13:17 GMT -5
Am I the only one who miscorrectly readt that as Interviwers at first and thought I missed something big?
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Post by The Tank on Apr 11, 2009 16:14:19 GMT -5
Am I the only one who miscorrectly readt that as Interviwers at first and thought I missed something big? If Scott Steiner rapes interviewers, Abyss is gonna be pissed off.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2009 16:15:04 GMT -5
Am I the only one who miscorrectly readt that as Interviwers at first and thought I missed something big? If Scott Steiner rapes interviewers, Abyss is gonna be pissed off. He'll just watch Family Guy and forget it
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Post by MikeyMania on Apr 11, 2009 16:15:15 GMT -5
Mike: Strange goings on in the Impact Zone here tonight. Kevin: I know, I still haven't had a drink yet. Mike: You're in luck, James Storm is about to take on Kurt Angle. Kevin: Hahahahahahahaha Mike: What's so funny? Kevin: You said urine.
JB: This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Robert Roode and Jackie Moore, weighing 230 pounds, from Leiper's Fork, Tennessee, James Storm!
JB: The opponent, being accompanied by Austin Creed, at a weight of 240 pounds, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, one half of the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Kurt Angle!
4 Votes to Win, 15 Minute Time Limit
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2009 16:16:22 GMT -5
Storm with an 8 second ride to Angle
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Post by The Tank on Apr 11, 2009 16:16:44 GMT -5
Kurt Angle....no, James Storm....no, Kurt Angle.....no, James Storm..........
Sorry, Nirvana!
Angle with a German Suplex.
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Apr 11, 2009 16:18:23 GMT -5
Angle with a technical move
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2009 16:20:04 GMT -5
I forgot how much I miss Storm's singles music
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Post by MikeyMania on Apr 11, 2009 16:30:09 GMT -5
And Kurt hits the Angle Slam for the win
Mike: Kurt Angle & Austin Creed build momentum towards Sacrifice when they will face Beer Money for the WCTNA World Tag Team Championships Kevin: Sacrifice looks to be one hell of a card. Already signed, a glass tables match, Sting vs. Scott Steiner and four title matches with the main event being Brutus Magnus defending the world title against AJ Styles in a Texas Bullrope Match. Mike: And tonight, we get a preview as AJ takes on Rhino in that very match type.
JB: It is now time for your WCTNA Impact main event and it is a Texas Bullrope Match. Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 270 pounds, Rhino!
JB: And his opponent, from Gainesville, Georgia, at a weight of 215 pounds, AJ Styles!
Rules To win, a competitor must gain 4 votes in order to touch 4 out of the 6 corners. However, after the first five minutes, all votes are reset to zero and set to zero again after the next five minutes. If a winner has not been decided after 15 minutes, whoever has touched most corners in the last five minutes wins.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2009 16:33:07 GMT -5
This is TNA
Styles with a Armdrag
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Apr 11, 2009 16:33:25 GMT -5
AJ does something flippy...
AND THEN TOUCHES A CORNER
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Post by The Tank on Apr 11, 2009 16:36:01 GMT -5
AJ with a dropkick, then touches a third corner.
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Post by MikeyMania on Apr 11, 2009 16:36:16 GMT -5
Seeing as it's pretty obvious this is going to go full time, when five minutes have expired, each competitor only looses one point so current score is AJ - 2 Rhino - 0
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Post by The Tank on Apr 11, 2009 16:37:47 GMT -5
So can we vote again?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 11, 2009 16:38:23 GMT -5
Rhino pulls AJ into a Gore attempt but AJ sidesteps and trips Rhino with the bullrope.
(Vote for AJ BTW. Told you he needed the win.)
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Post by MikeyMania on Apr 11, 2009 16:38:29 GMT -5
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Post by The Tank on Apr 11, 2009 16:39:32 GMT -5
Then AJ touches the final corner, apparently.
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Post by MikeyMania on Apr 11, 2009 16:41:43 GMT -5
AJ celebrates his victory as Brutus Magnus heads to the ring. The two have a staredown, Magnus holding the World Championship high, as Impact goes off the air. Updated TableThanks to everyone who did turn up. Hopefully next week will go better.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2009 16:42:42 GMT -5
Team Japan how you have fallen
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