Toates Madhackrviper
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Apr 13, 2009 17:44:49 GMT -5
Joe sits on Sewell
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 13, 2009 17:47:04 GMT -5
Don't you know smilies are the only way to express sarcasm?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2009 17:48:00 GMT -5
Don't you know smilies are the only way to express sarcasm? Because that's real clear
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 13, 2009 17:56:03 GMT -5
Samoa Joe locks the Coquina Clutch on Sewell and the former ref taps out.
JB: And Nation of Violence not only get a tag league win, they pick up momentum for their match with Team 3D at Sacrifice.
Ray:JOE,PETEY LISTEN TO ME YOU LITTLE REJECTS
BG: Speak of the devils!
*Team 3D appear on the Pandatron*
You two think your tough huh?
Well after that pathetic display I'll never understand why
I hear a lot about you Two All the time *adopts a Mocking tone*
Oh oh there the Future of this Company we've never seen a Style like theirs before
And I always ask
D-Von:WHAT THE HELL YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?
Ray:The Truth of the matter is you two barely qualify as a team
Joe your a Piss Poor wrestler who pretends to be a Piss Poor excuse for an MMA Fighter People mock me all the Time for being overweight but They fail to notice your Massive Chesticles And Why? Because of a stupid chant Joes gonna kill you You stole that from a True Badass a Man who's boots your not fit to Clean and Who ironically is only Moob Height to you
Petey I don't even know how your still here I thought you got Fired months ago People say that your one hell of an Athlete And that's true But your also the Biggest one-trick pony in this Industry You could be so much more...... but instead you choose to hangout with Pro-wrestlings answer to Kimbo Slice ........Wasted Talent...........MAKES ME ANGRY
Which is why at Sacrifice You will find out Who the true master's of the TABLES ARE
D-Von:O MY BROTHER TESTIFY
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 13, 2009 17:59:39 GMT -5
JB: Last week we saw the implosion of LAX. BG: I've been there, brother. JB: Kip? BG: And that other guy I used to team with. He's called "Our Tooth" now or something like that. JB: Well, tonight Hernandez breaks out on his own tonight against former Legends Champion Booker T.
Penzer: It is now time for our Xplosion main event.
Penzer: Intorducing first, along with Sharmell, from Houston, Texas, Booker T!
Penzer: And his opponent, "SuperMex" Hernandez!
3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Apr 13, 2009 18:00:40 GMT -5
Hotstuff Shawn with a clothesline.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2009 18:02:09 GMT -5
Hernandez with a Plancha
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 13, 2009 18:02:55 GMT -5
Hernandez with a Samoan Drop.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2009 18:05:02 GMT -5
So promo Y'know?
How was it
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Post by The Tank on Apr 13, 2009 18:06:05 GMT -5
So promo Y'know? How was it *two thumbs up*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 13, 2009 18:06:20 GMT -5
Booker goes for the scissors kick but SuperMex dodges and is able to get Booker up for the Border Toss. Hernandez wins! JB: And life after LAX gets off to a winning start for Hernandez. It looks like...Hey! BG: That's Homicide! Homicide attacks his former tag team partner from behind with a chairshot to the back. Homicide hits repeated chairshot on his former patner. Homicide then pulls an object from his belt. JB: What is that? Is that a fork? Homicide proceeds to jab a fork into Hernandez' head repeatedly. BG: Come on guys, we need some help out here. With Hernandez a sufficiantly bloody mess, Homicide lays the chair down and sets Hernandez up for a Gringo Killa on the chair. He's stopped in his attempt when a host of security finally rush the ring and break it up. Homicide is dragged away with Hernandez in a bloody heap. JB: I don't belive what we're seeing here. BG: Well if we were in any doubt, LAX are offically no more. JB: We're out of time folks, see you next week.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2009 18:07:23 GMT -5
Way to steal EMW Spotlight
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 13, 2009 18:07:49 GMT -5
*Searches around backstage*
Anybody seen my Fork?
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Toates Madhackrviper
King Koopa
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This avatar is so far out of date I might as well stick with it forever now.
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Apr 13, 2009 18:08:28 GMT -5
HERNANDEZ WITH A MUSTACHE ATTACK
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 13, 2009 18:10:24 GMT -5
Since LAX is seperated they should have their own trons.
Hernandez' is up there. Just ignore when it says ECW Champion (I believe it was made for an e-fed). This is Homicide's unless anyone has a better one:
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2009 18:19:54 GMT -5
I understand there was some gimmick infringement in here?
*Starts taping fists*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 13, 2009 19:11:37 GMT -5
Um, what?
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Post by Above Average on Apr 13, 2009 19:39:12 GMT -5
You said Cross The Line, PN. That's EMW's thing!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2009 19:40:24 GMT -5
*Disco and The Cool Connection are shown at the Bar* So boys how should we Celebrate your Break up and Reuniting over the Space of a Week? SS:We should Drink RO:We should Smoke LL:WE SHOULD THROW SOMEONE OUT THE WINDOW We have a Winner The Girl knows how to Party RO:Can we still drink? Are you going to end up doing Human Trafficking for Morrison again? RO:................Maybe SS:I Still don't know why you did that RO:IT WAS A WEIRD NIGHT SS:BECAUSE WE WERE KIDNAPPING MALE WHORES FOR MORRISON LL:Where was I for this Again? SS:YOU WERE DOING WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING NOW BEING QUIET RO:WASN'T SHE ON SMACKDOWN? SS:I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE SHE WAS HERE NOW YOU EXPECT ME TO NOTICE SHE WASN'T THERE? Uhhh Guys? All:SHUT UP Geeeezzz I need a Drink BARTENDER *Chris Kanyon turns around* Gimme a Drink Shrimp Cocktail? Nah I hate shrimp WHO BETTA THEN SHRIMP COCKTAIL?!? MARGARITA THAT'S WHO NOW GIMMME ONE *Turns to Cool Connection* Y'all done yet? *Disco ducks a flying Whisky bottle* Guess that's a No *Turns back to Kanyon* That drink ready yet? *Kanyon hands Disco a Margarita* Don't s'pose there done yet *Disco turns just in Time to see Snuka and Ortiz brawling on the Floor as Lakisha comes flying off a table on top of both of them* Defeinite No Don't wanna get involved so I'll clear some chumps *Looks to his Left and sees a Drunken Eric Bischoff* No *Looks Behind him and see's Chavo slumped over a Bowl of Peanuts* Too Easy *Turns around and See's Jack Swagger drinking some Milk* Perfect
*Disco swaggers up To Swagger* Hey there Yeth? What? I thaid Yeth That's some Voice ya got there Whaddya drinking? Milk You afraid of Alcohol? No I have Math Now pleath go away Pussy *Disco walks over and Grabs Ortiz and Snuka by the hair and pulls them up Lin jumps on a Passing Mickie James* Right you two listen *Disco whispers something to Ortiz who then walks off* Now you *Disco whispers something to Snuka then points to Swagger Snuka nods and Disco sits down* *Snuka walks up to Swagger's table and sits down with a Drink* SS:Hey Yeth? SS:Wanna buy a Real Drink? Mineth fine thanks SS:My drink can make you Fly I find that hard to believe SS:Oh yeah? Look over there My partners selling to another guy over there *Swagger turns sees Ortiz walk up to an unidentified Figure he gives the Figure the Drink who swigs it then Jumps out the window and Flys next to the Bus for a While waves to Swagger then jumps right back in* How wath that even possible? SS:Drink up and Find out Twenty Bucks Deal *Swagger hands Snuka the Twenty then swigs the Drink and jumps out the Window he then Falls to the Road nad is quickly out of Sight except for his Screams* *Disco walks up Clapping*
Good Job
*He takes the Twenty from Snuka then hands it to the Figure* And heres your Fee Mr.Helms Thanks
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 13, 2009 19:40:50 GMT -5
I never said Cross The Line.
I just posted a pic.
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