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Post by The Tank on Jun 28, 2009 15:43:23 GMT -5
I don't see your point there. What are you gettin' at? .........forget it. Just grab me a vodka martini.*Roode hands Storm a credit card.* Now I'm gonna go get my bags because the lazy f***ers who are supposed to be doing it are too busy rolling around on top of each other.*Roode heads for the parking lot.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 28, 2009 15:45:37 GMT -5
*eyes Roode's credit card*
Yeah, I'd like to change my order.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 28, 2009 15:49:18 GMT -5
So anyway:
Xplosion Card
Consequences Creed v Jay Lethal
Beer Money v Jethro Holliday & Cody Deaner
Team 3D v The James Gang
Rhaka Khan v Sojourner Bolt
Doug Williams v Raven
Taylor Wilde & Christy Hemme v Beautiful People
I'm sure I'm forgetting something.
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Post by The Tank on Jun 28, 2009 15:53:51 GMT -5
So anyway: Xplosion CardBeer Money v Jethro Holliday & Cody Deaner Well, now. We have a match against the bagboys.
Oh, that's good. That's very good. I get to take my frustrations out physically instead of monetarily.
...then again, I think I'd rather break them both ways.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2009 15:55:58 GMT -5
So anyway: Xplosion CardConsequences Creed v Jay Lethal
Beer Money v Jethro Holliday & Cody Deaner
Team 3D v The James Gang
Doug Williams v Raven
Taylor Wilde & Christy Hemme v Beautiful PeopleI'm sure I'm forgetting something. Did you get my PM from yesterday?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 28, 2009 15:58:15 GMT -5
So anyway: Xplosion CardBeer Money v Jethro Holliday & Cody Deaner Well, now. We have a match against the bagboys.
Oh, that's good. That's very good. I get to take my frustrations out physically instead of monetarily.
...then again, I think I'd rather break them both ways. Yeah, there's nothing that honks me off more than drunken Southern idiots.*swigs his beer* What?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 28, 2009 15:59:53 GMT -5
Rhaka Khan v Sojourner Bolt has been added to the card.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2009 16:06:02 GMT -5
So anyway: Xplosion CardBeer Money v Jethro Holliday & Cody Deaner Well, now. We have a match against the bagboys.
Oh, that's good. That's very good. I get to take my frustrations out physically instead of monetarily.
...then again, I think I'd rather break them both ways. Deaner:Are you two done Moaning at Each other like a Newly Married Couple? Holliday:I think Ritchie Rich wants us to do something first Deaner:Oh Yeah? well Cityboy can get his own damn Make-up bags Some Hardwork'll do him Good Holliday:Cause yer the Best one to talk about that Deaner:What're yew Implyin? Holliday:I t'ain't Implyin I'ma Inferrin Deaner:No yer Implyin not Inferrin Holliday:I knows what I'm doin better then yew Deaner:That why yer Covered in Scars? Holliday:That why yer from Canada? Deaner:That don't make sense I'm from Alabama Holliday:Your about as Southern as Clay Aiken Deaner:O HELL NAW YEW CROSSED A LINE! *Deaner grabs Roode's bag and hits Holliday in the Head with it* Holliday:DIDYA JUST HIT ME WIT A MAKE-UP BAG?!? IM'A KICK YER ASS! *Holliday grabs Storm's beer bottle and smashes Deaner in the head with it causing Deaner to leap onto Holliday as the Two start Brawling*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 28, 2009 16:08:24 GMT -5
They've been together a day and already these two are gold!
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Post by The Tank on Jun 28, 2009 16:10:38 GMT -5
Well, now. We have a match against the bagboys.
Oh, that's good. That's very good. I get to take my frustrations out physically instead of monetarily.
...then again, I think I'd rather break them both ways. Deaner:Are you two done Moaning at Each other like a Newly Married Couple? Holliday:I think Ritchie Rich wants us to do something first Deaner:Oh Yeah? well Cityboy can get his own damn Make-up bags Some Hardwork'll do him Good Holliday:Cause yer the Best one to talk about that Deaner:What're yew Implyin? Holliday:I t'ain't Implyin I'ma Inferrin Deaner:No yer Implyin not Inferrin Holliday:I knows what I'm doin better then yew Deaner:That why yer Covered in Scars? Holliday:That why yer from Canada? Deaner:That don't make sense I'm from Alabama Holliday:Your about as Southern as Clay Aiken Deaner:O HELL NAW YEW CROSSED A LINE! *Deaner grabs Roode's bag and hits Holliday in the Head with it* Holliday:DIDYA JUST HIT ME WIT A MAKE-UP BAG?!? IM'A KICK YER ASS! *Holliday grabs Storm's beer bottle and smashes Deaner in the head with it causing Deaner to leap onto Holliday as the Two start Brawling* Did you just take Jimmy's beer?
Oh, I'm outta here. You guys better kill each other and quick, because what he does to you is gonna be a lot worse.
And by the way? That's not a make-up bag. It's a money bag. Pretty sure there's 10 grand in that thing. But that's chump change, so go ahead and keep it. You two just make sure and divide it up evenly.*Roode leaves with an arrogant smirk on his face, expecting Deaner and Jethro to tear each other apart over the money.*
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2009 16:14:13 GMT -5
Deaner:Are you two done Moaning at Each other like a Newly Married Couple? Holliday:I think Ritchie Rich wants us to do something first Deaner:Oh Yeah? well Cityboy can get his own damn Make-up bags Some Hardwork'll do him Good Holliday:Cause yer the Best one to talk about that Deaner:What're yew Implyin? Holliday:I t'ain't Implyin I'ma Inferrin Deaner:No yer Implyin not Inferrin Holliday:I knows what I'm doin better then yew Deaner:That why yer Covered in Scars? Holliday:That why yer from Canada? Deaner:That don't make sense I'm from Alabama Holliday:Your about as Southern as Clay Aiken Deaner:O HELL NAW YEW CROSSED A LINE! *Deaner grabs Roode's bag and hits Holliday in the Head with it* Holliday:DIDYA JUST HIT ME WIT A MAKE-UP BAG?!? IM'A KICK YER ASS! *Holliday grabs Storm's beer bottle and smashes Deaner in the head with it causing Deaner to leap onto Holliday as the Two start Brawling* Did you just take Jimmy's beer?
Oh, I'm outta here. You guys better kill each other and quick, because what he does to you is gonna be a lot worse.
And by the way? That's not a make-up bag. It's a money bag. Pretty sure there's 10 grand in that thing. But that's chump change, so go ahead and keep it. You two just make sure and divide it up evenly.*Roode leaves with an arrogant smirk on his face, expecting Deaner and Jethro to tear each other apart over the money.* Deaner:Whad he say? Holliday:WHO THE SNORK CARES?! *Holliday grabs the Bag and chucks it at Deaner's head but he ducks and it goes sailing out the winodw* Deaner:HA YA MISSED! Holliday:THASS NOT WHAT YER MA SAID! Deaner:MY ME-MA WAS A SAINT! Holliday:SAINT SUCK! Deadner:I'LL KILL YOU! *Deaner and Holliday resume brawling with Crowbars which they found somewhere*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 28, 2009 16:15:22 GMT -5
Deaner:Are you two done Moaning at Each other like a Newly Married Couple? Holliday:I think Ritchie Rich wants us to do something first Deaner:Oh Yeah? well Cityboy can get his own damn Make-up bags Some Hardwork'll do him Good Holliday:Cause yer the Best one to talk about that Deaner:What're yew Implyin? Holliday:I t'ain't Implyin I'ma Inferrin Deaner:No yer Implyin not Inferrin Holliday:I knows what I'm doin better then yew Deaner:That why yer Covered in Scars? Holliday:That why yer from Canada? Deaner:That don't make sense I'm from Alabama Holliday:Your about as Southern as Clay Aiken Deaner:O HELL NAW YEW CROSSED A LINE! *Deaner grabs Roode's bag and hits Holliday in the Head with it* Holliday:DIDYA JUST HIT ME WIT A MAKE-UP BAG?!? IM'A KICK YER ASS! *Holliday grabs Storm's beer bottle and smashes Deaner in the head with it causing Deaner to leap onto Holliday as the Two start Brawling* Did you just take Jimmy's beer? What?! They did? Now I'm really pissed!
Jackie! Break out the Boozer Cruiser!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2009 16:19:47 GMT -5
Did you just take Jimmy's beer? What?! They did? Now I'm really pissed!
Jackie! Break out the Boozer Cruiser! *Holliday whips out a Shotgun* Deaner:WOAH Now take it easy there Jethro Holliday:DIE YOU SONUVABITCH! Deaner:HOLY HELL *Holliday opens fire on Deaner who hides Behind the Coke Machine*
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Post by The Tank on Jun 28, 2009 16:23:11 GMT -5
Wait, we still have Jackie Moore?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2009 16:31:05 GMT -5
Wait, we still have Jackie Moore? You weren't here for when 3D put her through a Table?
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Post by The Tank on Jun 28, 2009 16:33:56 GMT -5
Wait, we still have Jackie Moore? You weren't here for when 3D put her through a Table? I assumed that was how she was written out. Personally, I've never been a fan of her. Good wrestler, but that's about it.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 28, 2009 16:34:15 GMT -5
Wait, we still have Jackie Moore? As far as I'm concerned, as long as she's contracted to TNA, she's with Beer Money. Even if mikey keeps forgetting to have her in the ring announcements. And technically she's James Storm's valet so it's my call.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2009 16:37:24 GMT -5
Same reason Kip and BG are on the roster
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Post by The Tank on Jun 28, 2009 16:38:45 GMT -5
Wait, we still have Jackie Moore? As far as I'm concerned, as long as she's contracted to TNA, she's with Beer Money. Even if mikey keeps forgetting to have her in the ring announcements. And technically she's James Storm's valet so it's my call. Exactly.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 28, 2009 16:40:05 GMT -5
She's still wrestling house shows AFAIK, they just took her off TV.
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