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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2009 17:37:24 GMT -5
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Post by Above Average on Aug 10, 2009 17:38:34 GMT -5
I say a great many things Duo specialist.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 10, 2009 17:41:06 GMT -5
Sarita with La Reienera (that I spelled right this time) for the win.
DW: Oh yeah, Sarita wins.
JB: I thought you;d be more interested in Traci Brooks.
DW: How shallow are you Borash? Geez.
*Robert Roode is backstage with Matt Morgan when James Storm walks in*
James, I haven't seen you since Impact.
Hey, how you doing?
What exactly is your problem?
You want to know what my problem is? We would be champions right now if it wasn't for him!
*Storm points at Morgan*
Now look...
Shut up! I doubt Bobby is paying for your enlightened opinion.
James, calm down.
Yeah, I know, I'm the funny drunk guy, I'm supposed to be all easy going and s***. But you know what, I care. I care about this team and I care about where we're going.
Last week, we had everything. We had a title shot, we had your damn "insurance policy" and we had unity. Then what happens? This idiot kicks me in the face. And just like that, we have no titles, we have no prospect of another shot and now Jay Lethal is gunning for us.
Don't worry about Jay Lethal...
Damnit Bobby, this isn't about Jay Lethal! This is about where we're going as a team. We formed Beer Money because we knew we were the best and we knew that together we would dominate TNA. Now you bring in outsiders to muddy the waters, what do you expect me to think? You think we're not good enough anymore, that it? Maybe you'd be better off teaming with the big lug.
*Storm leaves*
James. James!
I'll talk to him.
*Jackie follows Storm out*
Man, can you believe that drunk....
Shut up.
What?
He's right, Matt. I brought you in to make sure we win, and you haven't done that. What the hell am I paying you for?
Hey, it was an accident!
With the money I'm paying you, you should be making sure that accidents don't happen. Now just make sure that you don't screw up tonight, or I might have to look into some downsizing for Beer Money, Inc.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 10, 2009 17:44:33 GMT -5
JB: Tensions running high within the ranks of Beer Money Inc.
DW: Can you blame Storm?
JB: Maybe not. But speaking of bizarre relationships...
DW: Who the hell writes this stuff?
JB: Raven has interjected himself in the problems Daffney and Taylor Wilde are having for reasons I guess only he knows.
DW: Does anyone ever know what Raven is thinking?
JB: Well he's in action next.
Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the Deep Blue Sea, weighing 205lbs. Shark Boy!
Penzer: And from the Bowery, weighing 244lbs, Raven!
3 votes
10 minutes
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Post by Above Average on Aug 10, 2009 17:45:11 GMT -5
Shark Boy hits him with a fin.
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Post by The Tank on Aug 10, 2009 17:45:15 GMT -5
Raven with That One Move That He Used To Always Do Back When He Was In ECW.
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Post by Above Average on Aug 10, 2009 17:45:55 GMT -5
Tank voting a non-taken twice in a row? Is this a mirage?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2009 17:46:20 GMT -5
Raven with That One Move That He Used To Always Do Back When He Was In ECW. The Crucifixion? |
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 10, 2009 17:47:16 GMT -5
Tank voting a non-taken twice in a row? Is this a mirage? Yeah, non-takens... *shifty eyes* |
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Post by Above Average on Aug 10, 2009 17:47:27 GMT -5
Good point TTS. That Tank post doesn't count as a vote.
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Post by The Tank on Aug 10, 2009 17:47:46 GMT -5
Raven with That One Move That He Used To Always Do Back When He Was In ECW. The Crucifixion? He only did that once. |
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 10, 2009 17:49:48 GMT -5
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Post by Above Average on Aug 10, 2009 17:54:35 GMT -5
SHARK BOY WINS!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 10, 2009 17:57:15 GMT -5
Goddamnit Tank.
Raven brings in a chair, sets it up and proceeds to drop toe-hold Shark Boy into the chair. The ref calls for the DQ as Raven walks away smiling.
JB: The hell is Raven grinning about?
DW: Well he just lost the match I...
*The titantron suddenly cuts to Alex Shelley, who is in an office looking over stuff for the PCS Dos. After a moment theres a knock at the door.*
Taylor?
*But when he opens the door he finds Daffney instead. Alex is obviously taken aback to see her there.*
What do you want?
I can't find Taylor.
Taylor doesn't want to see you.
I need to know. Why did she walk out on me?
I...
Look, can I come in? Please?
*Shelley hesitates for a moment then relents.*
I suppose so.
*Daffney takes a seat on a couch. Alex goes back behind his desk.*
I've been seeing Dr Stevie again. I think we've gotten to the root of my problem.
Well that's...good.
It's only a first step. I know what I did was unspeakable but I meant waht I said. That was someone else. That's not who I am now. Do you think she could ever forgive me?
Taylor is sweet but what you did to Lauren...
I know. I don't deserve forgiveness. I always thought violence was the way people were supposed to be. You see my mom walked out when I was a kid. My dad, I dunno. Maybe he saw her when he looked at me. He'd beat me up and force me to...
*Daffney trails off and starts to sob. Alex, unsure what to do, moves to sit next to her and puts an arm around her shoulder.*
It's okay.
*Daffney looks at him for a long moment. Then she leans over and kisses him. Alex breaks away.*
What are you doing?!
I think maybe what I need is someone who can make me feel better.
Yeah, but me and Taylor...
*Daffney ignores him. She crawls over and straddles him.*
Look, I think you should go.
Is that really what you want?
*Daffney lowers down out of frame and the sound of a zip being undone is heard.*
Yes! Now look...
Now just...relax. Everything will be all...better.
JB: What the hell is going on around here?
DW: How could Alex do that to Taylor?!
JB: How could Alex? HOW COULD ALEX?!
DW: Calm down JB, it's time for our main event.
Penzer: The following is our Xplosion main event set for one fall. Introducing first, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing 205lbs, Homicide!
Penzer: And, being accompanied by Robert Roode, representing Beer Money Incorporated, from Fairfield, Connecticut, weighing 305lbs, "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan!
3 votes
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Post by Legion on Aug 10, 2009 17:57:52 GMT -5
Morgan with a big boot
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Post by Above Average on Aug 10, 2009 17:57:57 GMT -5
BOO TO THE DQ FINISH!
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Post by The Tank on Aug 10, 2009 17:59:05 GMT -5
Okay, I'll admit that me just posting people's names shouldn't have counted, but all this stuff I'm typing out is just the same as typing "(wrestler here) hits (move here)".
So NOW I'm gonna call bullshit.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 10, 2009 18:00:04 GMT -5
I had to AA. You'll understand some day.
*squints*
Is that Legion?
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Post by The Tank on Aug 10, 2009 18:00:47 GMT -5
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Post by Above Average on Aug 10, 2009 18:00:54 GMT -5
Homicide hits a 450 degree splash mountain bomb off the ringpost.
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