WCTNA Thread 18: iMPACT! - Saturday 4PM EST

[Above Average]

PN was that you I saw on the sub board checking results?

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Maybe.

[Deleted]

Wow is it really that bad over there?

[Above Average]

Hahaha. Yeah they never teamed in WCTNA to my knowledge but they teamed in TNA before WCTNA existed... I think.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Steiner locks on the Steiner Recliner and Suicide taps. Steiner celebrates with Jenna and the title belt.

DW: The champ rolling on.
JB: Well no disrespect to Suicide but that was harldy a tough test for someone like Steiner.



*Alex Shelley walks down to the ring*

DW: And there goes that slimeball Alex Shelley. I can't believe he would cheat on Taylor Wilde like that.
JB: Come on, how do you know what happened?
DW: Didn't you see the video?
JB: And Daffney is blameless I guess.

*Alex grabs a microphone.*

The first thing you two need to do is shut up. All this week, all I hear is:
"Why Alex Why?"
"How could you do that to poor Taylor?"
"How could you?"

And I have had enough of it!

*The crowd begins to chant "Asshole" at Alex*

The fact is, nothing happened. NOTHING. The only thing that happened in that room was I told Daffney she should go, and she did. That's all that happened.

And now, not only do I have to deal with accusations of infidelity, but Taylor hasn't answered my calls, she won't respond to e-mails, and I haven't seen her since. Taylor, sweetie, I know how things look, but you have to trust me. I did not cheat on you.



*Daffney enters the ring as Shelley looks on cautiously*

Alex, why do you have to be like that. Didn't you like being with me? You don't have to be ashamed. I haven't felt like that for a long time. You made me feel so goood.

Listen, all I did was try to console you when you were crying. That's it. I don't know why you're acting strange after you swore you were better, but I want you to tell these people the truth about what happened in that room.

The truth? The truth is nothing happened that you didn't want to. I was shunned by by Taylor, nobody believed I'd changed. I felt so lonely. But you were there for me. And from the way you responded, I guess you were feeling lonely too.

The way I respo- Look, I felt sorry for you because Taylor was giving you a bit of a hard time. But Daffney, you tell these people what happened right now. You tell Taylor what happened.

You know they say the camera doesn't lie. Everyone saw what happened. I guess Taylor did too if she isn't speaking to you. You you might feel some moral obligation to Taylor but what use is being a saint in a world full of sinners. Sometimes you have to do what makes you feel better. Hmm?

*Daffney steps forward and strokes Shelley's cheek before Shelley grabs her hand*

One way or another, you're going to tell them what really happened in that room. And I hope Taylor's there when you do.

*Shelley exits the ring while Daffney looks on, a look of glee on her face*

JB: What the hell kinda game is Daffney playing now.
DW: What are you talking about? Alex Shelley won't man up and admit what he's done.
JB: What he's done?! Are you deaf?
DW: I heard what he said, I just don't believe him.
JB: Unbelievable.
DW: Exactly.

[Above Average]

Very good stuff there.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

JB: Earlier Team 3D challenged any team in the world to meet them in the ring for their tag team titles
DW: Team 3D will pull it out, they always do. Even when they don't know their opponents.

Penzer: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the WCTNA World Tag Team Championships!



Penzer: Introducing first, from New York City, weighing 585 pounds, they are the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Brother Ray, Brother Devon, Team 3D!

Penzer: And the challengers...





































Penzer: At a combined weight of 529lbs, BG and Kip, the James Gang!

3 votes
10 minutes

[Above Average]

3D with a 3D.

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Ray and D-von hit a double cutter on BG

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Team 3D dispose of of BG amd hiot the 3D on Kip to retain.

DW: By hook or by crook, 3D retain.
JB: Well I, hey, wait a minute...



JB: What's this?
DW: Samoa Joe's not scheduled to compete tonight!

*Petey Williams and Samoa Joe walk out, dragging a lifeless Shark Boy before tossing him into the ring*

JB: The Nation of Violence?!
DW: What are those two doing here?

*Joe props Shark Boy up against the ropes while Petey grabs a microphone*

Did you people miss us?

*The crowd is split between cheers and boos, while Joe and Petey look amused*

Well, we may not have missed you fans, but we damn sure missed imposing our will on WCTNA.

You see, while Joe and I have been waiting, and waiting, and waiting for our chance to show why we are the Nation of Violence, men like Shark Boy here have been given matches that should have gone to us! We're forced to watch as week in and week out, men that we know we can beat are gven opportunities that rightfully belong to us![/color]

*Petey smiles devilishly*

And now that we're back, now that we're ready to impose our will once more, we're going to show everyone what happens when you take from the Nation.

*Petey nods at Joe, who immediantly delivers a strong spinning backfist that sends Shark Boy crumpling to the ground.*

JB: This is just sick. The Nation of Violence picking apart Shark Boy, who's done nothing to them!
DW: You heard Petey Williams. Shark Boy took their opportunities, and now he's discovering the consequences.

*Joe grabs a crawling Shark Boy and tosses him into the waiting arms of Petey, who immediantly drills him with the flip piledriver. Shark Boy doesn't even have time to hit the mat before Joe locks in the Kokina Clutch, squeezing the life out of Shark Boy.*

JB: Oh come on! Shark Boy is defenseless here, and the Nation of Violence is just torturing him!
DW: That what the Nation is all about JB. Violence.

*Petey begins to taunt Shark Boy as Joe squeezes even tighter. Suddenly, Abyss comes out, steel chair in hand. As Abyss slides into the ring, Joe and Petey slide out, taunting Abyss, who holds the chair threateningly.

JB: Thank goodness for Abyss. Shark Boy could have seriously been injured.
DW: But Abyss has put himself in the Nation's vision. And that's not someplace people willingly go.

[Above Average]

Did Evilution write that?

[Perpetual Nirvana]

JB: Well we saw team team 3D retain their tag titles earlier.
DW: That was impressive.
JB: But now one of the challengers Bruno Sassi goes against one half of Southern Justice, Cody Deaner.
DW: And he wouldn't mind a title shot himself, I'm sure. If he can stay off the moonshine long enough.



Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. First, being accompanied by Jethro Holliday, he is a member of Southern Justice, Cody Deaner!



Penzer: And being accompanied by Big Tilly and Shane Douglas, representing Phi Delta Slam, Bruno Sassi!

3 votes
10 minutes

OOC: AA, I'll tell you later.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

THE REBIRTH BEGINS!!

Oh, and Cody Deaner turns his cap around, causing Bruno to fall backwards out of fear.

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Why did Abyss turn into Booker T mid charge?

[Above Average]

Bruno "The Janner" Sassi hits a Green backfist.

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Sassi hits a Sideslam on Deaner

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

2-1 Bruno

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Aug 17, 2009 17:50:27 GMT -5 @tagteamspecialist said:

Why did Abyss turn into Booker T mid charge?

Damn, I thought I fixed that. Symptom of having a thousand things to do.

And yeah, Hayden wrote it.

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So wait Number 2 wrote it?

Was he Shark Boy?

[Above Average]

Aug 17, 2009 17:54:46 GMT -5 Perpetual Nirvana said:

Aug 17, 2009 17:50:27 GMT -5 @tagteamspecialist said:

Why did Abyss turn into Booker T mid charge?

Damn, I thought I fixed that. Symptom of having a thousand things to do.

And yeah, Hayden wrote it.

But um... he can't do that unless he got permission?