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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Aug 3, 2009 17:33:45 GMT -5
*roots for abyss*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 3, 2009 17:37:52 GMT -5
Joe chokes out Abyss. Abyss reaches the ropes but Joe refuses to release the hold, even after the refs five count, so the referee has no choice but to DQ Joe.
Joe stand triumphant dispite the loss. He doesn't notice Abyss get to his feet and turns around right into a Black Hole Slam.
JB: I think things are far from over between these two. DW: Good, I hope Abyss kills him. JB: If we can rewind a bit, on Impact, Big Tilly defeated Doug Williams. DW: yeah he did! JB: Thanks to Shane Douglas I might add. DW: So? JB: Well tonight the other half of those teams are in action. DW: Can't wait. JB: And don't forget, the winners of this match at Hard Justice will get a tag title shot at some point in the future.
Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
Penzer: Being accompanied by Big Tilly and Shane Douglas, representing Phi Delta Slam, Bruno Sassi!
Penzer: And from the United Kingdom, acompanied by Doug Williams, he is one half of GBH, Rob Terry!
3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2009 17:40:29 GMT -5
Sassi hits a Mafia Kick
Geddit?
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Post by Above Average on Aug 3, 2009 17:41:39 GMT -5
Terry hits a Limey Kick. Geddit?
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Post by The Tank on Aug 3, 2009 17:46:51 GMT -5
PDS.
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Post by Above Average on Aug 3, 2009 17:48:36 GMT -5
PDS aren't wrestling. Try again.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2009 17:53:18 GMT -5
PN ain't counting the vote anyway so it doesn't matter
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 3, 2009 17:53:26 GMT -5
Shane Douglas jumps on the apron again but Doug Willams pulls him down and throws him into the advancing Big Tilly. Bruno Sassi tries to take advantage but Rob Terry counters into a Full Nelson Slam for the win.
JB: PDS and GBH one apiece in single matches DW: And at Hard Justice they compete for the Don West seal of approval JB: What about a tag title shot? DW: Yeah, that too. JB: We understand Rhino has some words. DW: TO THE BACK! JB: You are so fired. DW: You wish.
I told you AJ this was nothing personal. Which is why off all the people I could have chosen to team with tonight, you were top of the list. That doesn't mean we are friends. It just means I recognise your talent. And that's what makes it worse.
Don't get me wrong. Pound for pound you are probably the best athlete in WCTNA. But it takes more to be a champion than skills alone. It takes heart, hunger, a desire that goes beyond. Qualities you have yet to show me. And the ironic this is, if you had this drive you might actually be WCTNA world champion right now.
We may work together tonight. But at Hard Justice I will be coming at you full force. And you will be faced with the immortal question; fight or flight? We all know what happened last time. But I think things will be different now. Maybe after I take your title, who knows. Maybe you will go on to win that big one. But understand, I will take your title. You may be faster than me but I have one thing, the thing that I've always had.
GORE! GORE! GORE!
DW: Rhino is ready for some Hard Justice. JB: Will you stop saying that? DW: Tell you who else is ready for Hard Justice, Daffney, Taylor Wilde and Pep Squad USA. JB: Well yeah. Anyway, Dr Stevie made that match to get Taylor and Daffney to settle their differences but the question is, has Daffney really changed? DW: Maybe we'll find out.
Penzer: The following conest is a Knockouts match set for one fall.
Penzer: First, accompanied by Cheerleader Josie and Cheerleader Trisha, representing Pep Squad USA, Cheerleader Melissa!
Penzer: And from Sybil, Texas, Daffney!
3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 3, 2009 17:55:42 GMT -5
Sorry, board was screwing up for me there. Took me three goes to write that finish.
I decided that I will count Tank's votes btw, but his vote was invalid since the match was Sassi v Terry, not PDS.
And besides, as the commentary said, Terry needed the win to tie it up.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2009 17:57:02 GMT -5
Daffney with a Crazy F***-Plex
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 3, 2009 18:05:46 GMT -5
Daffney hits the Lobotomy for the win.
Ad she celebrates, Trisha and Josie jump in and start to beat her down.
JB: Hey, come on!
Trisha and Josie throw Daffney to Melissa who hits the Pep Rally. Melissa smirks at her handiwork and Pep Squad USA back off.
DW: I gotta ask, where the hell was Taylor? Daffney saved her from a beating last week and Taylor didn't return the favour. JB: I wonder. We have to move on to our main event. DW: I can't wait for this. JB: Of course the interesting dynamic here is that these men are teaming with their Hard Justice opponents here tonight. DW: And remember, the winner of the Lethal/Daivari match will face AJ or Rhino for that Legends Championship. JB: Like I said, lot of interesting dynamics in this match.
Penzer: The following is our Xplosion main event, a tag team contest set for one fall.
Penzer: Introducing first, from Tehrain, Iran, weighing 215lbs, Shawn Daivari!
Penzer: His partner, from Elizabeth New Jersey, weighing 210lbs, Jay Lethal!
Penzer: Their opponents, first from Detroit Michigan, weighing 270lbs, "The War Machine" Rhino!
Penzer: And his partner, from Gainesville Georgia, weighing 215lbs, he is the WCTNA Legends Champion, "The Phenomonal" AJ Styles!
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Post by The Tank on Aug 3, 2009 18:11:02 GMT -5
AJ & Rhino.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 3, 2009 18:16:14 GMT -5
AJ hits the Styles Clash on Daivari for the win.
AJ looks apprehensively at Rhino. Rhino take the Legends title from the ref and hands it to AJ.
JB: No what's all this about. DW: Respect, Borash. JB: What would you know about that? DW: A lot. JB: Ladies and gentlemen, we are ready for Hard Justice this Friday DW: Oh yes! JB: See you then folks.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2009 23:39:22 GMT -5
Shawn Daivari, Scott Steiner, and Pep Team USA will all break their silence this week prior to Hard Justice.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 6, 2009 0:24:14 GMT -5
WCTNA.com exclusive
So Cal Val here, reporting for WCTNA.com. Apparently Curry Man requested this time to talk, but I haven't seen him around. And it's already been like 10 minutes, so I'm just about to lea-
KOOOO-NICHIWA!!
*Curry Man jumps into the screen, dancing to his theme music for a few seconds before turning his attenton to Val.
KOO-NICHIWA VAL! Watashi-wa Curry Man-des, King of Spice-des!
You said that last time. Anyway Curry, why have you requested this time?
I... request time for.... charrenge.
A challenge? Who do you want to face?
Charrange X-u Division Campeon, Eric- Young for title.
But Eric Young already has a match. He's facing Scott Steiner at the next PPV in two days.
Curry Man charrenge winna.
But Curry Man, you've just returned to WCTNA. I mean, you haven't had a match yet! What makes you think you can demand a title shot and be granted one?
Worked for Young-san.
AMEN BROTHER!
*The camera turns to see Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin, the Murder City Machine Guns, cheering Curry Man while the contestants of the PCS Dos are currently hanging from a bar suspended ten feet in the air.*
Alex, what is this?
PCS Dos business Val, exclusive to the WCTNA.com website. The test of will, and arm strength. Our cameras can get pretty heavy, so we need to make sure they're in capable hands.
KONNICHI-WA Alex-san and Chris-san!
Konnichi-wa Curry Man.
Yeah, Konnichi-wa. FIVE MINUTES PASSED!!
*Several groans are heard before Yujiro drops out of exhaustion.*
Yujiro out!
*More seconds pass as Curry Man and So Cal Val join the MCMG and BG James in watching the participants. Suddenly-*
Kiyoshi is eliminated!
Take that loser!! Whoa!
*Shane falls to the ground, landing somehow perfectly on his Segway.*
Shane Douglas out!
*Several tense seconds pass before Kip drops to the ground.*
Kip James eliminated! Naito and ODB ae the last two remaining!
*Kiyoshi and Curry Man begin talking while ODB turns to Naito and whispers.*
Hey bub, if you drop out of the competition, I'll gladly make up for it.
*ODB does her best to look seductive, managing to get Natio to drop out.*
Naito eliminated! ODB, somehow, wins!
*ODB drops to the ground, grinning.*
Take that ya bums! ODB is going all the way in this competition! OOHH!!
*Naito approaches ODB*
ODB, you make good on your promise?
Yeah, here's five bucks. Go get a side order at Panda Express.
Attention! Alright, the standings will be posted later. And next week, the competition begins again with a test of speed.
And boys, be prepared.
*The contestants disperse, leaving only Val, Curry Man, and the Machine Guns.*
Curry, nice to see you again. But we gotta split. Taylor's driving me crazy, and Chris is busy with the PCS.
Ah... well, sayonara!
See ya Curry.
*The Machine Guns leave as Curry Man turns his attention to Val.*
Dance?
Why not?
*Curry Man's theme music plays as Curry Man and Val begin dancing as we fade.*
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 6, 2009 22:56:18 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2009 23:23:23 GMT -5
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 6, 2009 23:39:25 GMT -5
Let's go with..... no.
How 'bout you go back to your boys and try to block their clogged arteries instead?
You know... make yourself useful around here.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2009 23:45:18 GMT -5
Let's go with..... no.How 'bout you go back to your boys and try to block their clogged arteries instead?You know... make yourself useful around here. HOW ABOUT THIS!? YOU ALEX WHATSYERf*** YOU TAKE AN IRON POLE GO INTO THE BACK ROOM AND SIT ON IT!!
THEN YOU CHRIS WHATEVER THE f*** YOUR NAME IS THE FRANCHISE DOESN'T CARE!! IN THE FRANCHISE'S DAY LITTLE f***S LIKE YOU WOULD BREAK YOUR LEGS ON A HIPTOSS BECAUSE YOU SUCKED THEN YOU'D BE PASSED AROUND LIKE A PRISON BITCH AROUND THE LOCKER ROOM BEFORE WAKING UP THE NEXT THE NEXT MORNING IN SOUTHERN JUSTICE'S LOCKER ROOM WITH NO FEELING BELOW YOUR WAIST AND JEREMY BORASH CHEWING ON YOUR FOOT!!?!
THE FRANCHISE HAS HAD KIDNEY STONES HARDER THAN YOU TWO BUT THE DIFFERENCE IS HE CAN FLUSH EM AFTERWARDS!!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 7, 2009 0:14:03 GMT -5
Okay, in light of this a match is already confirmed for Xplosion next week.
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