Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 24, 2009 18:42:09 GMT -5
MY HAIR'S GROWN BACK THANK YOU! Joe: Roxxi, it's not smart to give away our position. Roxxi: She started it!
Sarita?
Keep it in your pants loverboy.
It's staying there! I just want that date.
Joe: Idiots.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2009 18:45:31 GMT -5
Ray:See? The fact that there doing all that right down the hallway from us is proof of why we need to get outta here fast
Before Baldy trys to take my hair and make a wig
Can I ged my 'Tuff firs?
Ray:You got three minutes
*Neal limps off to the locker room*
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 24, 2009 18:50:20 GMT -5
Joe:There stuck here for three minutes. More than enough time.
She's here for three mnutes?
Really, you need to control yourself. You know what happens when you get like this.
Hey, it's just an innocent date.
Uh-huh. Were you talking to Hoytamania before he left?
... What does that have to do with anything?
*Shelley facepalms*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2009 18:55:12 GMT -5
*A Loud Engine Revs and everybody stares at ODB,Jethro Holliday and Cody Deaner sitting on a Riding Mower* JH:..............Told you that was dumb CD:Well you should said it louder JH:The whole point was we're supposed to be stealthy CD:Well that ship sailed ODB:No s*** CD:I'll fix it don't worry *Deaner stands on the Hood and waves his hands* Saw this trick in a Movie
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE HANDSOME SOUTHERNERS ON THE MOWER!
THIS IS NOT THE MOWER YOUR LOOKING FOR!
ODB IS A WOMAN! ODB:YOU SON OF A BITCH!
*ODB tackles Deaner and they both go down* CD:AAAAHHH SAVE ME JETHRO!!!! JH:Naw I'm gonna take bets instead
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 24, 2009 18:59:53 GMT -5
Curry Man: 20 on female.
Kiyoshi: Warrior.
Shelley: 20 on a double knockout? Bold move there 'yoshi.
Warrior.
Sabin: Can I go get the girl now?
Eh, why not. Have fun.
YES!! *runs towards Sarita*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2009 19:03:13 GMT -5
*Neal Enters again* God mah 'Tuf- *Neal and Sabin collide Neal hits his head on his bag and passes out after the Bag Rips spilling Barbed Wire everywhere*
Hey he did something useful
Ray:We're all scared
Can we leave now?
D-von:Cide's the one with the limo
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 24, 2009 19:11:05 GMT -5
*Neal Enters again* God mah 'Tuf- *Neal and Sabin collide Neal hits his head on his bag and passes out after the Bag Rips spilling Barbed Wire everywhere*Hey he did something usefulRay:We're all scaredCan we leave now?D-von:Cide's the one with the limo Hey, that's my limo!You really need a limo?Robert Roode does not drive himself!Well I ain't drivin'. I've been busy with my pals Johnny, Jack and Jose. Typical.Well Jackie had her license pulled.What for?Well it was my fault really. There was this thing involving a dolphin and a dozen state troopers. Needless to say we can never enter Rhode Island again.What the hell is wrong with you?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2009 19:13:20 GMT -5
*Neal Enters again* God mah 'Tuf- *Neal and Sabin collide Neal hits his head on his bag and passes out after the Bag Rips spilling Barbed Wire everywhere*Hey he did something usefulRay:We're all scaredCan we leave now?D-von:Cide's the one with the limo Hey, that's my limo!You really need a limo?Robert Roode does not drive himself!Well I ain't drivin'. I've been busy with my pals Johnny, Jack and Jose. Typical.Well Jackie had her license pulled.What for?Well it was my fault really. There was this thing involving a dolphin and a dozen state troopers. Needless to say we can never enter Rhode Island again.What the hell is wrong with you? NOW HANG ON JUST A DAMN MINUTE!
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO DID THAT WITH THE FRANCHISE'S DOLPHIN!?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 24, 2009 19:16:15 GMT -5
Hey, that's my limo!You really need a limo?Robert Roode does not drive himself!Well I ain't drivin'. I've been busy with my pals Johnny, Jack and Jose. Typical.Well Jackie had her license pulled.What for?Well it was my fault really. There was this thing involving a dolphin and a dozen state troopers. Needless to say we can never enter Rhode Island again.What the hell is wrong with you? NOW HANG ON JUST A DAMN MINUTE!
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO DID THAT WITH THE FRANCHISE'S DOLPHIN!? I dunno whose dolphin it was. He...she...it never told me it's name.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 24, 2009 19:19:43 GMT -5
Dammit Jesse you cockblock, now how am I supposed to cross the barbed wi- waitaminute.
*One minute later*
YOU'RE A PSYCHOPATH MAN! A f***ING PSYCHOPATH!!
Like I care.
*Sabin is standing on Jesse, who is currently laying on barbed wire.*
YOU'RE CRAZY MAN! YOU'RE f***ING NUTS!!
TNA'll pay for your stupid hospital bill, so quit your bellyaching.
New low for you Chris.
*Hops off of Jesse onto clear ground* It's a personal record. Now, TO THE LIMO ALEX!!
Sigh... come on.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2009 19:24:51 GMT -5
Dammit Jesse you cockblock, now how am I supposed to cross the barbed wi- waitaminute.*One minute later* YOU'RE A PSYCHOPATH MAN! A f***ING PSYCHOPATH!!Like I care.*Sabin is standing on Jesse, who is currently laying on barbed wire.* YOU'RE CRAZY MAN! YOU'RE f***ING NUTS!!TNA'll pay for your stupid hospital bill, so quit your bellyaching.New low for you Chris.
*Hops off of Jesse onto clear ground* It's a personal record. Now, TO THE LIMO ALEX!!
Sigh... come on. THERE GETTING CLOSER!!Ray:Where the hell is Cide?*A Limo comes through the wall with Yujiro tied to the Windshield and a Drunken Naito standing on the Roof singing Surfing USA* Homicide:Maaaan you guys won't believe the night I've hadRay:Don't care EVERYBODY IN! *Sarita and Ray hop in the Limo,D-von reaches over grabs Neal by his pant leg then tries to drag him over he then shrugs and instead ties him to the Doorhandles with Barbed Wire* Ray:PUNCH IT!!Homicide:HOLD ON JAPPY BOYS!!! *The Limo accelerates off into the night with Naito making Surfing Motions,Yujiro screaming and Neal being dragged behind*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 24, 2009 19:26:31 GMT -5
Damn, those cuts look nasty. Throw your alcohol on him.
You throw YOUR alcohol!
Gimme that!
*Jackie grabs Storm's whisky bottle and throws the contents on Jesse Neal*
AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!
Now ain't that better?
My hooch!
Let it go, James. Let it go.
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Post by MikeyMania on Aug 25, 2009 5:30:34 GMT -5
Card for Impact Kurt Angle vs. Petey Williams Brutus Magnus vs. Shane Douglas Brother Ray vs. Curry Man Gauntlet Preview Match - Andromeda vs. Eric Young vs. Kevin Nash vs. Sting vs. Chris Sabin vs. Consequences Creed Shawn Daivari & Scott Steiner vs. Rhino & Amazing Red Cheerleader Melissa vs. Awesome Kong
Card Subject to Change
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2009 17:05:46 GMT -5
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Post by MikeyMania on Aug 28, 2009 3:25:10 GMT -5
Ill leave that up to Cageking and AA as to whether Andromeda stays.
Also, breaking news, be sure to tune into WCTNA Impact tomorrow where Dr. Stevie makes a special announcement.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 28, 2009 4:45:31 GMT -5
Hayden are you gonna do that promo or what?
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Post by MikeyMania on Aug 29, 2009 15:00:32 GMT -5
Don: Welcome to the final edition of Impact on the road to No Surrender. I'm Don West joined by Mike Tenay. Mike: Our main event tonight sees Shane Douglas take on WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion Brutus Magnus. Don: Also, we will have a six man gauntlet for the gold preview match and the number one contender Kurt Angle will be in action.
JB: Impact's opening contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Tokyo, Japan, weighing 232 pounds, Curry Man!
JB: His opponent, from New York City, weighing 329 pounds, being accompanied by Brother Devon, one half of the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Brother Ray!
3 Votes to Win, 10 Minute Time Limit
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 29, 2009 15:03:10 GMT -5
Ray with a Brother Bomb
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Post by MikeyMania on Aug 29, 2009 15:11:57 GMT -5
Brother Ray hits the Brother Bomb on Curry Man for the win.
*AD BREAK*
*Alex Shelley walks out, ignoring the outstretched hands of the fans before entering the ring.*
West: I still can't believe Alex Shelley is trying to play innocent. Tenay: What are you talking about Don? There's no evidence that Alex did anything with Daffney. West: And there's no evidence that says Alex DIDN'T do anything with Daffney, now is there?
*Alex grabs a microphone*
Taylor, you promised we could talk. So, if you would, please come out here so I can put an end to this rumor.
*Taylor Wilde enters*
West: That poor girl, having to go through this kind of thing. Tenay: Are you... are you actually being compassionate Don? West: Shut up, Tenay!
Taylor, I know how this looks to you, I really do, but you promised me a chance to defend myself.
A chance to defend yourself...Alex. I'm going to ask you this once. Did you do what Daffney says you two did?
No! Taylor, I promise you, I've done nothing with Daffney. You're the only girl I want Taylor, and it's been like that ever since we started this relationship.
But Daffney-
But nothing. Sweetie, do you really believe what Daffney has to say? She swore for weeks how she was "cured", yet she's acting even crazier than she used to. Forget about Daffney and how much you hate her, focus on this, on us. What do you think happened?
*Taylor hesitates, looking at Alex the entire time*
West: Oh come on. What a cliche there by Alex. Tenay: That came from his heart Don. I can't believe you can't see that.
I... I beli-
What do you believe Taylor? Hmm? Better yet, what do you want to believe? You want to think nothing happened between Alex and I? Go right ahead. But that doesn't change what really happened that night.
That's it.
*Taylor immediantly rushes towards Daffney, who manages to sidestep Taylor's attack before attacking her from behind. Daffeny weakens Taylor with a few punches before hitting the Lobotomy.*
Tenay: Taylor Wilde has been laid out by that psycho Daffney! West: Daffney was defending herself JB. Taylor's the one who started it! Tenay: You're hopless Don, you really are.
*As Alex checks on Taylor, Daffney picks up a mic.*
Now that we're past that little mess...
*Daffney slowly approaches Alex.*
Alex, you don't know how glad I am to finally find someone who really understands me. Someone who loves me for me.
What are you talking about?
Oh don't play coy with me Alex. I'm sure you saw all the signs. I think you know who can make me feel good.
For the last time, I'm with Taylor. And nothing, nothing will make me leave her for you.
*Daffney laughs as she stands in front of Alex, caressing his cheek.*
Oh Alex.... who said I was talking about you?
MT: What? DW: Then who was she talking about?
*As if answering Don's question, Raven appears behind Alex and takes him down with a vicious chair shot. Daffney cackles as Raven continues his assult before planting Alex with the Raven Effect.*
Tenay: It was Raven all along Don! Raven's the one she's been referring to! West: Well it's not like Alex Shelley's free of blame here. He put himself in this kind of position! Tenay: He was just a pawn in Daffney's sick game Don. He didn't have a choice. West: Sure, make excuses for the guy.
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Post by MikeyMania on Aug 29, 2009 15:13:19 GMT -5
Mike: At No Surrender, Cheerleader Melissa challenges Sarita for the WCTNA Women's Knockout Championship. Don: But tonight, she has to face Awesome Kong. Mike: She's backstage with the rest of Pep Team USA.
Now listen up girls! I've got Awesome Kong tonight. Now, she may be bigger than me, and she may be a former Knockouts Champion, but unlike her, I've got backup!
Hell yeah! Kong tries anything, I'll kick her teeth down her throat!
But, uh, doesn't Kong have that Raisha woman in her corner?
Trisha and Melissa just stare at her.
ANYWAY. After I take care of Kong, I'm coming after you Sarita! That Knockouts Championship is as good as mine!
And if any of your "family" wanna get involved, well...
Trisha pounds her fist into her palm.
Let 'em.
Like, seriously you guys! I think Kong has that Raisha woman managing her!
The girls stare at Josie again.
Well, what are you two waiting for?! LET'S GO OUT THERE AND GIVE 'EM THE OLD ONE TWO!!! WHO ARE WE?!!
PEP TEAM USA!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!
The girls run out of the room, cheering and waving their pom poms around.
JB: This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Tokyo, Japan, weighing 272 pounds, Awesome Kong!
JB: Her opponent, from San Francisco, California, being accompanied by Cheerleaders Josie and Trisha, she is Cheerleader Melissa!
3 Votes to Win, 10 Minute Time Limit
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