WCTNA Thread 19: iMPACT! - Sunday 4PM EST

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Sorry Hang On a minute nearly done with it

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Come on TTS, times a wastin'.

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Just sent
Had to do a rush on the ending

[MikeyMania]

Impact Time!

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Tenay: Welcome to Impact as we go over the fallout form a wild No surrender.
Taz: No doubt No Surrender was a hell of a night.
Tenay: A night which saw Sarita, Rhino, Scott Steiner and Team 3D all retain their titles
Taz: And Brutus Magnus still the world champion.
Tenay: But are the controversay surrounding the finish to the 20-man Gauntket For The Gold, we have no idea who Magnus will face at Bound for Glory.
Taz: Maybe our new management director can clear that up.



*Jeff Jarrett enters the ring in street clothes and grabs a mic*

Last night at No Surrender, I made my return to WCTNA to compete in the Gauntlet For The Gold. Not I didn't win that match. But it turns out no-one did since that match ended in controversay. Now I have been in meetings all day to not only find a solution to this situation but to also name a replacement for Dr Stevie. And we found one.

You see a little while ago, a major investor came into WCTNA. He had no interest playing an on-camera role, he insisted he was retired. But we needed someone to wield his authority over the roster, there was no better choice.

So allow me to introduce WCTNA's new Management Director. A multi-time world champion and best selling author, Hardcore Legend Mick Foley!



*Foley comes to the ring and shakes hands with Jarrett before taking the mic*

Thank you. It's great to be her in the ImpactZone in ORLANDO, FLORIDA!

*the crowd pops as Foley does a thumbs up to camera*

Okay, now that the cheap pop is out of the way onto business. We are heading into to WCTNA's biggest show of the year, Bound For Glory. Now currently we have five champions and no-one to challenge them. Well steps to rectify taht begin tonight.

First off, Jay Lethal and D'Angelo Dinero. You got a big win over Beer Money last night and that certainly puts you in line for a tag team title shot. And believe me, you are under consideration. On the other hand there is Phi Delta Slam, the team that beat you last week on Xplosion. Unfortunately tonight Jay Lethal is busy for reason I will get into in a moment so D'Angleo Dinero, tonight you take on PHi Delta Slam's mentor, Shane Douglas.

Sarita, you were impressive in retaining your Knockout's title over Cheerleader Melissa last night. But lately you've had some problems with Roxxi and the Nation of Violence. Now I'm not going to wait to see that match so that will happen tonight. And Roxxi, if you win, you may just get a title shot.

Now this brings me to the main point. Last night Jethro Holliday won a gauntlet for the Gold match to earn a world title shot. However, Holliday, after reviewing the videotaped evidence it appear Jethro Holliday was legally eliminated, a fact that was missed by the referees at ringside. Now with that in mind the official result of Jethor Holliday being the winner of that match cannot stand. So what is the alternative? It would seem the simplist thing would be to give a chance to the five guys who were in the ring when Holliday was "eliminated". But that would be too easy. No, instead what we are going to to do is give a second chance to all twenty men who were in that match.

That's right! Tonight on Impact the Gauntlet For The Gold will be rerun in full and this time we will have a clear winner! That includes you Jeff so you better go and get ready.

Thank you everybody and have a nice day!

[MikeyMania]

Foley! Foley! Foley!

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Foley and Don West have something in common

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Tenay: We are back on Impact with the news that our new Management Director is none other than Hardcore Legend Mick Foley.
Taz: If anyone can handle the egso in the WCTNA, it's Mick Foley, Mike.
Tenay: It's time for the first match of the Foley adminstartion, an non-title Knockouts match.
Taz: You gotta know that if Roxxi wins, she has to get a title shot at Bound For Glory.



JB: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is a non-title Knockouts match. Introducing first, representing the Nation of Violence, Roxxi!



JB: And from Mexico City, she is the WCTNA Knockouts Champion, Sarita!

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Sarita hits a Springboard Dropkick on Roxxi's left ventricle

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Sarita hits a belly to belly suplex.

[Above Average]

Sarita hits a death valley driver

[MikeyMania]

Is PN still here?

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After a hard fought contest, Sarita takes control. She goes forcLa Reienera but Roxxi counters and flips out of it. Roxxi heads outside. Sarita goes to follow but is cracked in the head with Roxxi's kendo stick.

JB: Here is your winner as a result of a disqualification, Sarita!

Roxxi goes for another kendo stick shot but Sarita meets her with a dropkick that sends Roxxi outside.

Taz: Roxxi lost the match but things are far from over between these two.
Tenay: SoCal Val is backstage with Lethal Dinero.

I’m here with D’Angelo Dinero and Jay Lethal. Gentlemen, No Surrender was a bittersweet night as you defeated Beer Money but unfortunately for you Jay, a controversial decision left Jethro Holliday as the winner of Gauntlet for the Gold. However, a rematch takes place tonight where as your partner takes on Shane Douglas. Any thoughts?

Val, you think after what happened last night you’re really the person I want to talk to. Thankfully, the man upstairs has my back so I get a chance to right the wrong doings from No Surrender and I promise you, I will not screwed again. It is time for a new generation to step up and a new world champion to be crowned. It happens at Bound for Glory and it will be Jay Lethal standing over Brutus Magnus. As for those nineteen sinners I’m up against, do whatever you need to do because the best you can hope for is the final two. If nothing else tonight, I will throw Jethro Holliday’s redneck ass over the top rope and then everybody here knows the best man will win.

Shane Douglas, fat boy, you are one of the last things on the minds of Lethal Dinero. Your buddies, PDS may have got a fluke win over us but at the end of the day, you can’t hack it in the ring anymore. We promise to force the likes of you out of the way if you weren’t willing to move. Tonight you become the next victim and then, seeing as we don’t want to wait to Bound for Glory for one of us to get some gold, Team 3D, we hope your retain your titles because the next time you have one of those “open challenges” you’re going to have to deal with Lethal Dinero. Testify while you still can for there is only one true pope in WCTNA and you’re looking at him.

Taz: Lethal Dinero eyeing those tag titles.
Tenay: Well if Mick Foley has any say in it, they'll have to go thorugh PDS to get that shot.



JB: The following contest is scheduled for on fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Phi Dleta Slam, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 240pounds, "The Franchise" Shane Douglas!



JB: And from the Streets of Harlem, weighing 240 pounds, "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero!

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10 minutes

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Douglas nearly rips Dinero's arm off with a Hiptoss

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Dinero connects with the 4-Up

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Douglas hits a DDT.

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Dinero gets Douglas in the corner and goies for the Pope Mobile running knees. Bruno Sassi gets on the apron as Big Tilly gets in the ring. He charges Dinero but The Pope dodges and PDS crash into eachother. Dinero turns but Douglas has the chain Tilly brought into the ring and smashes Dineor in the head with it. He throws the chain away as the ref turns back and counts three.

JB: Here is your winner: Shane Douglas

Tenay: Once again, PDS needed outside help to Lethal Dinero.
Taz: Both teams want those tag titles and will do anything to get 'em



Tenay: Well apparently we are going to here from the War Machine here.
Taz: Rhino impressive last night but you gotta believe Shawn Daivari won't take that lose lying down.

Last night I retained the Legends title. Like I said I would. And proved Shawn Daivari mouth was bigger than him. But I have to give you credit. You pushed me, Shawn, you really did. And someday you'll be someting in this business. But not yet. Not while I'm still here.

Now Mick Foley was out here talking about Bound For Glory. And in his list of champions he didn't mention the Legends title. But I'm sure he'll get to it sooner or later. But it dosn't matter. Doesn't matter who it is. They will feel the GORE GORE GO...

*Shawn Daivari suddenly appears on the tron*

OK. Rhino, I'll admit it. Last night, you got the best of me. But you haven't seen the last of Shawn Daivari, not by a long shot. I want another shot, and I don't care what I have to do to get it! My story does not end here! One day, very soon Rhino, I WILL beat you for that title. The Legend will-CANNOT die! When I'm through, nobody will forget The Legendary Shawn Daivari!

Taz: Daivari still gunning for the Legends title.
Tenay: Rhino wanted to know his Bound For Glory challenger and he made have just found out.
Taz: Well I know from personal experience that Rhino is no pushover but Daivari is focused.

[MikeyMania]

Good to know that promo was worth it.

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Ray:EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP!!
*Camera pans out to show a number of WCTNA Teams from Great British Hardlads sitting in Lawn Chairs to Beer Money leaning against the wall to Petey Williams and Samoa Joe shaking the Vending Machine while The James Gang watches,
Theres a loud banging and everybody looks at Team 3D in the center*
Ray:YOU ALL KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE?!
WE CALLED YOU
WE GOT EVERY TEAM HERE
FROM NO LIMIT TO RED AND SUICIDE
WE'VE GOT OUR PROTEGE JESSE NEAL AND HIS ''BIG BROTHER'' HOMICIDE RUBBING SHOULDERS WITH PHI DELTA SLAM
THE SO CALLED NATION OF VIOLENCE IS OVER THERE BUYING CHIPS
RIGHT NEXT TO THE JAMES GANG PLAYING CRAPS!
DO YOU KNOW WHY EVERYBODY IS HERE TONIGHT!?
DO ANY OF YOU?!
AMAZING RED DO YOU KNOW!?
DOES CHRIS SABIN KNOW?!
HOW'S ABOUT D'ANGELO DINERO DOES HE KNOW?
NONE OF YOU KNOW WHY YOUR HERE DO YOU?

WELL IT'S SIMPLE
ME AND MY BROTHER D-Von
D-Von:I'll kill the first person call me Devon
Ray:Kay
WE THINK WE'VE MADE OUR GOALS HERE PRETTY CLEAR
*Ray holds up both Tag Titles*
THESE BELONG TO US
THEY ARE NUMBER TWENTY THREE
DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE WANTED TO DO?
WE WANT TWENTY THREE SUCESSFUL DEFENSES
I've got your attention here so I'm gonna lower my voice


Phi Delta Slam
Bruno Sassi and Big Tilly

Amazing Red and Suicide

The Naturals
Andy Douglas and Chase Stevens

Beer Money
Robert Roode and James Storm

JAMES GANG
BG James and Kip James

That's Five
Five minus Twenty Three
Eighteen to go
Now there's alot of teams in WCTNA but theres not that many and we all know it
So some of you will get more than one shot
At the Single Greatest Tag Team of the last two decades

So now we ask you all
Who wants the next one?
Anybody?!
ANYBODY WANNA STEP FORWARD?
It doesn't have to be even your usual partner
We'll take any two warm bodies who want a shot and will take the risk

Naito and Samoa Joe
Big Tilly and James Storm
Hell BG and Stan the Popcorn Guy
We'll take anybody
So who wants the Sixth Shot?
Hell how about Pep Team USA?
You girls wanna shot?

Like, sure!

Bring it on, tubby!

Ugh. Whatever. You two wanna waste your time with Team Lardass, be my guests. I've got bigger fish to fry.

Melissa leaves.

So like, do we get the match?!

Ray:Do they get the shot?
D-Von they wanna know if they get the shot
*Ray slaps Josie across the mouth*
OF COURSE YOU DON'T GET THE SHOT
YOUR ONLY HERE BECAUSE THERES A RUMOR THAT YOUR BANGING TILLY AND BRUNO
HELL YOU TWO AND PLUS THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
*D-Von Nods at TBP standing in the corner with No Limit*
Ray:ARE THE ONLY KO'S IN A TAG TEAM!

Trisha get's in Ray's face.

You like slappin women around, lardo?! Ya wanna try slappin me around, chunky?! Go ahead, right here! DO IT!!! GO AHEAD, DO IT!!!!

Ray:D-Von?
D-Von:Yeah?
Ray:You see a woman?
D-Von:No all I see is a Mouthy Little Punk
*D-Von punches Trisha in the face*

Why you son of a bitch! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!

Trisha lunges at D-Von, but Josie pulls her away.

*Phi Delta Slam pull them both back*
Tilly:Now hang on a minute here girls and boys just hang on
Sassi:Way I see it we deserve another shot after the stunt you two pulled

Sabin: The way I see it you two fat boys failed.
Shelley: It's time to let a new team get a crack and them, don't you think?

Joe: And who would be that "new team" boys?
Petey: You think you could beat Team 3D?

Shelley: Well now that you mention it...
Sabin: I do like the way he thinks.
Shelley: Thanks for nominating us. We'll remember that when we hold those Tag Team Titles a second time.

Ray:Well Girls I stand corrected
I said you were the Girliest Tag Team in here but it seems I was mistaken
How I forgot the Motor City Machine Gals I'll never know
Not to mention We've got the Living Version of Mice and Men
Hey Lenny?
Don't you think it's about time you put George Down?

Sabin: You know, if memory serves correctly, didn't we beat you once?
A straight up match if I remember correctly.

Shelley: Sounds about right to me.

*Joe turns to Petey*
When do we start taking them out?
Petey: Patience Joe. We'll know when the time's right.

Ray:Lets see if you beat us in a match that matters
*Ray holds up his Tag Title and Reads the Nameplate*
Brother Ray
D-Von what's yours say?
D-Von:Brother Devon
Ray:We really should get some one to teach them to spell
But it semms that the answer to your question is no Alex

Ray:Y'know what?
I've come to a decision
I'm giving the shot to the second toughest team in here

TRISHA AND JOSIE
We'll meet you out there