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Post by Above Average on Sept 2, 2009 17:34:45 GMT -5
Morgan with a discus lariat.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 2, 2009 17:39:58 GMT -5
Hernandez lifts Morgan up for the Border Toss but Morgan slides off Hrnadez's back and pushes SuperMex into the ropes. Hernandez comes back into the Carbon Footprint and Morgan covers for three.
Penzer: Here is your winner: Matt Morgan!
JB: Matt Morgan impressive tonight but will he have the same sucess at No Surrender? DW: He better or Robert Roode may want his money back. JB: SoCal Val is standing by. DW: TO THE BACK! Yes, I can finally say it!
I'm here with the team of Lethal Dinero, Jay Lethal and D'Angelo Dinero. At No Surrender, you will be facing Beer Money but tonight on Xplosion, you're against...
We are against two fat boys who call themselves Big Tilly and Bruno Sassi, Phi Delta Slam, who are somehow the number one contenders to those WCTNA World Tag Team Championships. Now I can except them getting a title shot over us but the fact that they seem to take pride in gluttony sickens me and you know what, they would probably eat my very vomit if it had food chunks in it. Boys, in the span of a few days you get to face one of the greatest tag teams in the history of the world. You also face two men who have some of the biggest egos in this entire company. However, that one has to wait until the PPV so tonight we're going to give you a preview of the two tag team matches at No Surrender. Lethal Dinero standing tall and you two laying flat on your backs.
And then, after the PPV, me and my partner are bound for the WCTNA World Tag Team Championships and we are bound for glory. 3D, enjoy those belts while you can. By all means, brag about how you're twenty two time tag team champions and how you're aiming for twenty two tag title defenses but after you've faced us, the only thing you'll be talking about is tag title loss twenty two.
With all due respect guys but James Storm and Robert Roode are no push overs, you better get ready for a fight come Friday.
With all due respect? With all due respect? Was it with all due respect that you slept with my best friend. I don't even know why we agreed to do this interview with a harlot like you and the chances are that if Dinero was a sinner like most of this roster, you'd be trying to have sex with him right now. At the end of the day, it breaks down real simple. James Storm is a redneck alcoholic, Robert Roode is consumed with wealth and Matt Morgan is literally the biggest idiot walking the face of this earth. Storm, Roode, get down on your knees, pray to the heavens and hope somebody answers because money is the root of all evil and at No Surrender, you will know we are Lethal Dinero.
DW: These guys are the next big thing, believe me. JB: Well they can prove that if the knock off PDS tonight. DW: And Beer Money at No Surrender.
Penzer: This tag team match is scheduled for one fall. First, at a combined weight of 685 pounds, being accompanied by Shane Douglas, they are Phi Delta Slam!
Penzer: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 440 pounds, Jay Lethal and "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2009 17:41:06 GMT -5
Shane trips Lethal then Sassi splashes him across the back
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Post by Above Average on Sept 2, 2009 17:42:50 GMT -5
PDS hit a double DDT.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 2, 2009 17:51:14 GMT -5
Phi Delta Slam dominate Jay Lethal but eventually Lethal make ths hot tag to Dinero who takes control. The Pope gets Sassi in the corner. Seeing Shane Douglas gets on the apron and distracts the referee. As he does so, Matt Morgan appears and clotheslines Dinero as he goes for the running knees. Sasi follows up with a DDT for the three count.
Penzer: Here are your winners: Phi Delta Slam!
Matt Morgan runs in to the ring and takes out Dinero. He then hits the Carbon Footprint on Lethal. Morgan lifts Dinero and hits the Hellevator.
DW: Robert Roode is getting his money's worth from Morgan. JB: I would hope even Robert Roode would stoop this low. DW: Rich people are assholes. Look at Bruce Wayne. JB: What? DW: Just saying. JB: Uh huh. Anyway time for another Gauntlet for the Gold preview.
Penzer; The following contest is a Gauntlet For The Gold preview match scheduled for one fall.First, from Bed-Stuy Do or Die, Brooklyn, New York, weighing 205 pounds, Homicide!
Penzer: And his opponent, from Gainesville, Georgia, weighing 215lbs, "The Phenomonal" AJ Styles!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2009 17:52:26 GMT -5
RANDOM BATMAN STUFF FTW!
Cide locks in a Sleeper on AJ
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Post by Above Average on Sept 2, 2009 17:57:13 GMT -5
Homicide with a moonsault.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 2, 2009 18:00:57 GMT -5
AJ goes for the Styles Clash but Homicide counters out, lifting AJ upsidedown onto his back and hitting the Gringo Killa. The ref counts three.
Penzer: Here is your winner: Homicide
JB: Homicide gets the win heading into No Surrender. DW: Well Magnus added him to his group for a reason.
*In the back with Beer Money and Matt Morgan*
What the hell was that?
What?
Did I tell you to go out there?
If I recall correctly you don't pay me so what you say doesn't mean jack!
*Morgan and Storm square off and Jecqueline steps in between them*
Hey! That's enough!
*Storm turns to Roode*
Did you tell him to go out there?
No actually. But who the hell cares? Lethal and Dinero got a lesson.
Look save it. We have a match. Like, right now.
*Roode turns to Morgan*
You stay here. You've done enough for one night.
Hehe. Sorry 'bout your damn luck!
*Beer Money leave and Morgan fumes*
JB: James Storm and Matt Morgan still unable to see eye-to-eye. DW: well Beer Money better get on the same page for this next match.
Penzer: The following tag team contest is schduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 464 pounds, Cody Deaner and Jethro Holliday, Southern Justice!
[youtube]AJ goes for the Styles Clash but Homicide counters out, lifting AJ upsidedown onto his back and hitting the Gringo Killa. The ref counts three.
Penzer: Here is your winner: Homicide
JB: Homicide gets the win heading into No Surrender. DW: Well Magnus added him to his grup for a reason.
*In the back with Beer Money and Matt Morgan*
What the hell was that?
What?
Did I tell you to go out there?
If I recall correctly you don't pay me so what you say doesn't mean jack!
*Morgan and Storm square off and Jecqueline steps in between them*
Hey! That's enough!
*Storm turns to Roode*
Did you tell him to go out there?
No actually. But who the hell cares? Lethal and Dinero got a lesson.
Look save it. We have a match. Like, right now.
*Roode turns to Morgan*
You stay here. You've done enough for one night.
Hehe. Sorry 'bout your damn luck!
*Beer Money leave and Morgan fumes*
JB: James Storm and Matt Morgan still unable to see eye-to-eye. DW: well Beer Money better get on the same page for this next match.
Penzer: The following tag team contest is schduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 464 pounds, Cody Deaner and Jethro Holliday, Southern Justice!
Penzer: And their opponents, acompanied by Jaqueline, at a combined weight of 480 pounds, James Storm and Robert Roode, Beer Money Incorporated!!
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Penzer: And their opponents, acompanied by Jaqueline, at a combined weight of 480 pounds, James Storm and Robert Roode, Beer Money Incorporated!!
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Post by Above Average on Sept 2, 2009 18:01:57 GMT -5
BMI hit the DWI.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2009 18:03:18 GMT -5
Jetho hits a DVD on both Roode and Storm Simultaneously!
Also Deaner moons Morgan just for giggles
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 2, 2009 18:13:33 GMT -5
Beer Money eventually isolate Cody Deaner. Jertho Holliday tries to come on but eats a Last Call superlick for his trouble. Beer Money hit the DWI on Cody Deaner.
Penzer: Here are your winners: Beer Money Incorporated!
JB: Beer Money able to work together effectively tonight. And without the help of Matt Morgan DW: Well they'll need all the help they can get against Lethal Dinero. JB: Speaking of someone needing help... DW: Careful, Borash.
Penzer: The following Knockouts contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Raven, from Sybil, Texas, Daffney!
*Daffney is back in her goth outfit. As she does her screaming intro Raven does his arms outstretched pose behind her. Raven gets a mic as Daffney gets to her feet.*
I may not look like it, but I'm actually happy. I'm floating on a cloud. Because I know what it's like to have someone who understands. I'm not alone anymore.
If one is different, a misfit, maybe unattractive, unathletic, one is in for a lifetime of cruelty and suffering, that will traumatize permanently. You see scars are souvenirs you never loose. The past is never far. You can try to repress it. You can try to hold it back. You can try to deny it. But it will still continue to grow... stronger, and stronger. Like a malignant cancer, that can't be satiated. Each of us manifests our pain in different manners. Whether it's three in the morning in bed... tears in one's eye. Whether it's a need to destroy everything beautiful, or just simply shutting one's self off from society. But the joke is that we are all the same. Inside we are all the same sick disgusting animals called the human race. At least Daffney and I have to good grace to admit it.
I have to give you credit Taylor. You were right. When you were saying I never changed and it's true. I commited the worst sin imaginable. I lied. I lied to myself. I pretended to be someone I wasn't. And now you'll find out exactly who I am. But now I am better. I'm happy. Because playing with you is just too much fun.
You see we are all prisoners, of our own nature. Locked into certain patterns of behavior. We could no sooner change the path that was placed upon us, than I we could stop a swallow from migrating, or a salmon from spawning. So it is written. So it shall come to pass. Quote the Raven, nevermore.
And her opponent, from Seattle, Washington, Madison Rayne!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2009 18:15:41 GMT -5
Daffney hits a Dropkick
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 2, 2009 18:24:56 GMT -5
Daffney beats down Madison and hits the Lobotomy to end it.
Penzer: Here is your winner: Daffney!
Raven enters the ring and picks up Madison Rayne. Daffney throws her had back and laughs.
JB: Daffney and Raven have some evil intent here. DW: Somebody has to do something.
Right on cue, Alex Shelley and Taylor Wilde sprint to the ring and brawl with Raven and Daffney. Stereo dropkicks send Raven and Daffney to the outside while Shelley and Wilde stand tall in the ring.
JB: Thank god. I hate to think what Raven and Daffney were going to do to Madison Rayne. DW: What? Taylor and Shelley don't care about Madison Rayne, they were out here to get to Raven and Daffney! JB: Do you blame them?
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Post by Above Average on Sept 2, 2009 18:25:31 GMT -5
Daffney with a Damien's Dinner Time.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 2, 2009 18:26:14 GMT -5
JB: From one wild situation to another. DW: This is gonna be out of control. JB: And given what happened the last time these two met, this match is now no-DQ.
Penzer: The following contest is our Xplosion main event, a no disqualification Gauntlet For The Gold Preview match scheduled for one fall.
Penzer: First, weighing 350lbs, "The Monster" Abyss!
Penzer: And representing the Nation of Violence, weighing 290lbs, Samoa Joe!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2009 18:32:04 GMT -5
Joe rips Abyss's head off and drinks his blood
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Post by Above Average on Sept 2, 2009 18:33:22 GMT -5
Abyss slaps Joe.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 2, 2009 18:42:50 GMT -5
Abyss throws Joe outsoide and they brawl through the crowd. The ref counts to ten and with neither man in the ring signal for the bell.
Penzer: Ladies and gentlemen, the result of this contest is a double countout.
DW: Oh come on! JB: It was No DQ nobody said anything about no countouts.
Abyss and Joe continue to brawl as the bell rings futilely. Abyss and Joe reach the top of the ramp and Abyss grabs Joe by the throat and looks to chokeslam him off the stage. Petey Williams appears however and hits Abyss with a kendo stick. Joe and Petey toss Abyss off the stage through a table below.
JB: OH MY GOD! DW: Un-freaking-believable!
Christy comes out with EMT's to check on Abyss as the Nation of Violence stand atop the ramp.
DW: I dunno if Abyss will make it to this Friday JB: We'll find out. See you then for No Surrender.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 2, 2009 18:55:39 GMT -5
Xplosion Quick Results
Matt Morgan def. Hernandez Phi Delta Slam def. Lethal Dinero Homicide def. AJ Styles Beer Money def. Southern Justice Daffney def. Madison Rayne Abyss v Samoa Joe ended in a double countout
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 4, 2009 9:55:20 GMT -5
Just a reminder, WCTNA No Surrender is in 6 hours and 5 minutes. So far I have no promos (not including my own).
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