WCTNA Thread 19: iMPACT! - Sunday 4PM EST

[Marvelously Mediocre]

Since that promo f***ed up everything i've deleted it and will accept the match at BFG.

I'm still sorry to those of you that got screwed but PN's right I did win the Battle Royal.

[Above Average]

Yeah, it's a new rule now, as otherwise the trade windows mean jack crap.

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And Jethro beat Shelley and Angle for a reward of his choosing

He'll choose on Impact

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Xplosion is really gonna be packed tonight.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

*open on JB alone at the announce table*

JB: JB Jeremy Borash here for WCTNA Xplosion. As you can see I'm alone. Again. But I'm sure our new Managment Director Mick Foley will...



JB: Well speak of the devil.

*Mick Foley comes to the ring. He rolls inside and takes a mic from Dave Penzer.*

Hello everyone. Well what a first night that was. We've got new tag team champions and a new number one contender. But for all the details you'll have to tune in this Saturday to WCTNA Impact! But onto other business. Tonight we have a packed card with three champions in action included the X division Champion Scott Steiner facing off with the Legends Champion Rhino as well the World Champion Brutus Magnus in action. But there's something else I have to take care of. I notice you're a little lonely over there JB.

*the camera switches to JB sitting alone at the announce table*

Well don't worry, I got a broadcast partner all lined up for you. Here he is now.

*Don West comes to the ring without music or fanfare*

Hey Don West everybody! How you doing Don? You okay after Taz choked you out at No Surrender?

*Don West says nothing*

Well that's great. Listen, I did you a favor getting you the gig calling Xplosion. But you owe someone something. Namely an apology.

DW: Sorry.

No, no, no, you don't owe me an apology. You owe all these fans.

DW: I'm sorry.

I only have one ear, Don. You'll have to speak louder.

DW: I'M SORRY!

Geez, Don, indoor voice. So what do you think about that, Don?

*West mumbles something*

Say it, Don. Say it!

DW: ...un-freakin'-believable...

Now that wasn't so hard was it? Trust my words Don, you step out of line again and...BANG BANG! Now sit down.

*Don West leaves the ring and joins JB at the announce table*

And Don? Have a nice day.

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*Crowd Erupts*

[Perpetual Nirvana]

JB: We are back with old pal Don West rejoining the announce team.
DW: Yeah laugh it up, JB.
JB: Anyway we kick things off with the Nation of Violence's Petey Williams taking on Kiyoshi.



Penzer: The following is our Xplosion opening contest scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Osaka, Japan, weighing 202 pounds, Kiyoshi!



Penzer: And his opponent, representing the Nation of Violence, weighing 235 pounds, Petey Williams!

3 votes
10 minutes

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Petey hits a Legsweep

[Above Average]

Discus lariat by Kiyoshi.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Petey ducks a roundhouse kick by Kiyoshi and hits a kick of his own to the midsection. He then hits the Canadian Destroyer and covers for three.

Penzer: Here is your winner: Petey Williams!

DW: The Nation of Violence is nothing to mess with.
JB: I understand SoCal Val is backstage trying to get a word with Kurt Angle.
DW: *sigh* Let's hear from val.
JB: No "TO THE BACK"?
DW: What's the point?

I'm here outside of Kurt Angle's locker room. No one has heard from Kurt since No Surender but the security guards at the arena entrance have informed me he is here tonight and I will now try to get word with Kurt as he heads into his match against Shawn Daivari.

Val goes to knock on the door but Kurt actually opens it before she has the chance to.

Hey Val, listen I know you're only trying to do your job but sometimes in life, no matter how hard we try, we just can't do that. At No Surrender, it was my job to beat Brutus Magnus for the WCTNA World Heavyweight Championship and then face the winner of the Gauntlet for the Gold. Instead, he hit me with the Tormentum, beat me for the second time and now has Bobby Lashley to deal with.

Lashley, I want you to listen to me very carefully. I don't care if you've had one match here, two matches, whatever. You NEVER give up a world title shot regardless of the circumstances, especially to the likes of Jay Lethal. The new generation wants to break through the glass ceiling and get to the top of the mountain but we both know that is our spot and it tooks us years to earn it. Lashley, at Bound for Glory, you need, no, you will beat Brutus Magnus for the WCTNA world title and then, who knows, maybe just maybe if you're lucky I'll let you hold on to that belt for a couple more months before I take it for myself.

Until then, I need an opponent for Bound for Glory and I made a promise I would leave that PPV with gold so maybe I should do a Scott Steiner and go into the X Division, beat the crap out of the Machine Guns for that cheap shot they took on me and then two legends in this business can go at it one on one. Or maybe, seeing as they're letting any one in the tag division these days, me and you could team up Val. Wouldn't that be great? Or maybe, I break Shawn Daivari's ankle in half tonight, go on to beat Rhino at Bound for Glory and leave with the second best championship in this company, the WCTNA Legends Championship. Yeah I like the sound of that.

Hold on just a minute.

Lethal Dinero enter the camera shot. D'Angelo grabs the mic off Val and she quickly leaves.

Did I just hear you correctly? So you get your ass whupped by the world champion twice and now you think you can just go after the Legends title. By all means, it's a great belt. After all, my boy Jay's a former champ but you don't get title shots by losing the main event. Unlike you, we won at No Surrender so the way I see it Lethal Dinero should be the number one contenders for those tag belts.

No, Team 3D need to get their rematch before you even come close to any championships here

Team 3D had the titles and they knew exactly what they were getting into with that open challenge stuff. It's not our fault they lost them. Now it's time for a new team to step up and take those belts back to the gender they belong to.

Whatever I don't have time for this. I've got to go beat Shawn Daivari so move out my way before I make you.

Do the maths Kurt. Two of us. One of you. We'll go when ever we feel like it.

Alright, I'll do the maths. Shane Douglas beat D'Angelo Dinero on Impact. Shane is 240 pounds and comes from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania just like me. However, I'm at least two times better than Shane if not ten so if I've worked that out correctly, I can break both your ankles in two minutes and I've got time to spare. Your move guys.

No chance Kurt. We'll get you on our time not yours. Besides, we're on our way to Lashley's locker room. At least he has the smarts to know who really deserves to be main eventing Bound for Glory but of course, your buddy Mick won't never allow that, would he? Shawn Daivari's got this one in the bag and then he's going to destory Rhino after which we'll glady join him with the WCTNA tag belts. As for you, Mr. Olympic Gold Medalist, don't think we don't know about the things you've done. You'll be lucky if you're not in jail by the time Bound for Glory comes around. This is the dawn of a new generation and soon, very soon, you will have to pay for your sins.

That's true. That's damn true.

Lethal Dinero leaves. Kurt wonders if he should go after them but notices his match is up next and heads towards the entrance ramp.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Things are kinda running funny so bear with me.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

JB: What was that about?
DW: Lethal Dinero going after the big dogs of WCTNA and there's none bigger than Kurt Angle.
JB: Wow, you made a good point and didn't insult anyone. I'm impressed.



Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. First, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 240 pounds, he is professional wrestling's only Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle!



Penzer: And the opponent, from Tehran, Iran, weighing 215 pounds, Shawn Daivari!

3 votes
10 minutes

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Do Team 3D even get a Rematch?

Or are the snorking Cheerleaders gonna defend against the Beautiful Illegal Immigrants next?

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Kurt makes Daivai's ankle hurt

[Above Average]

Daivari hits a DDT.

[Marvelously Mediocre]

Daivari with a vicious leg kick.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Kurt Angle gets Daivari down and goes for the Ankle Lock. However Daivari rolls through and grabs the tights for a three count!

Penzer: Here is your winner: shawn Daivari!

Daivari escapes while Kurt Angle fumes over the loss.

JB: Daivari had the damn tights!
DW: Doesn't matter how you win, only matters that you do.
JB: I understand we're now going to the offices of Dr Stevie.
DW: Some of us do need therapy around here.
JB: Careful.



*Dr Stevie is with Daffney who is sitting crosslegged on a couch*

So Daffney, how are you?

I told you Dr, I'm better than I've been in a long time.

Where is Raven?

Oh, he has a match.

Well I wanted to get you away from him so we could talk.

Wait, you said you were okay with it as long as I was happy.

No, I said I wasn't one to judge. And I'm not. All I can do is offer advice. Believe me Daffney, I know Raven. I know how manipulative he can be.

You think he's using me?

Well let me ask you this, why did you do the things you've done? Why this vendetta against Taylor Wilde?

I dunno...

You said you believed that Taylor was lying to herself, that inside she was a violent and sick person.

*cheerfully* Like me.

Do you really believe that? Or is that someone else's philosophy you've adopted as your own.

What are you getting at?

Well I'm wondering. Raven just returns to WCTNA out of the blue, just like that. Why would he do that?

How am I supposed to know?

Did you have any contact with Raven before he returned to WCTNA?

Oh I get it. You're jealous. You couldn't fix me and you're just mad that Raven makes me happier than you ever could.

Daffney, listen. We discussed what happened to you before and I understand that having a charismatic individual like Raven giving you attention might make you feel validated. But trust me, he doesn't care about you.

*Daffney bursts into tears*

You're lying. You're just trying to make your phony doctorate mean something.

I understand your anger Daffney, but trust me, I speak from personal experience.

Raven said I shouldn't be talking to you. I should have listened to him.

Alright Daffney, if you won't listen to me I have a friend who might help you.

*Stevie presses a button on an intercom*

You can come in now.

*a women enters*

This is Tara. We go way back.

Tara? I thought your name was Vic-

No, it's Tara.

Not like she's the only one around her to have another name. Right, Sha-

So, Tara. Hi, I'm Daffney.

Well actually Tara is kind of a nickname. Because of him.

*Tara holds up a glass tank with a tarantula inside*

Oh that is so cool!

His name is Poison.

Awesome!

Well I'm glad you two get along because I had a word with Mick Foley and Tara will be your partner tonight against Taylor and Madison.

Okay dokey.

Come on, let's get ready.

*Daffney gets up and follows Tara out of the room*

Can I hold him?

Sure.

*Dr Stevie smirks to himself and jots down some notes. He goes back to the intercom.*

Send in my next patient.

*After a moment, Jesse Neal enters*

Ahh Jesse, what can I do for you?

I'm here for my session Dr.Stevie
You said you were gonna help me with..........my problem

Was that today? Nevermind, come in, take a seat.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

JB: Wow, the debut of Tara tonight on Xplosion!
DW: I wonder what Raven thinks about that?
JB: Why don't you go ask him?



Penzer: The following is a six man tag team contest set for one fall. Introducing first, from The Bowery, weighing 244 pounds, Raven!



Penzer: His partners, from the United kingdom, at a combined weight of 495 pounds, Doug Williams and Rob Terry, GBH!



Penzer: Their opponents, first at a combined weight of 360 pounds, Amazing Red and Suicide!



Penzer: And their partner, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 205 pounds, Alex Shelley!

3 votes
10 minutes

[Above Average]

Triple DDT by Raven and GBH.

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Terry hits a Uranage Backbreaker on Suicide