nostradumbass
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Post by nostradumbass on Dec 31, 2006 3:44:00 GMT -5
I'd laugh while being held in a Cattle Mutilation until Danielson let go. I'd then get on the mic and yell "You huging ROHbots! You really expect me to job to HIS pastey, 98-pound ass!?"
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Post by normcoleman on Dec 31, 2006 3:46:06 GMT -5
Take the FU and get right back up. It's a lameass fireman's take down Johnny Boy!
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Post by jcdenton on Dec 31, 2006 3:50:28 GMT -5
Leg drop, sit up, grab hogan's leg, break it
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EvilMasterBetty, Esq.
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Dec 31, 2006 3:51:15 GMT -5
If i were in the stfu, i'd put my hands under my head and pretend to fall asleep. Then when the ref tried to raise my arm, i'd suddenly wake up, yawn, then get out of the hold.
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Post by rrm15 on Dec 31, 2006 4:02:10 GMT -5
After receiving the Batista Bomb I'd lay down for a while, then kip up and run around the ring few times yelling at the top of my lungs. Then, Id get into the ring, stare Batista down....and run up the ramp never to be seen from again.
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Post by angryfan on Dec 31, 2006 4:04:42 GMT -5
I'd roll through or nip up (depending on wheither the move wound up with me face down or on my back), and immediately start dancing like MC Hammer while singing The Bananaboat Song".
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mo
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Post by mo on Dec 31, 2006 4:14:27 GMT -5
take the Pedigree, immediately get up and start laughting like a maniac and scream "IT DOESN'T AFFECT...ME!", run out of the building and just become an cult legend who is never heard from again
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2006 4:32:44 GMT -5
Get last rided through a hell in the cell, get up and do the worm.
Granted i'd probably be dead but it'd be soooooo worth it.
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Post by CMPunkyBrewster on Dec 31, 2006 4:55:14 GMT -5
i would booty dance while in the masterlock while singing jungle boogie.
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Post by TripleMerc on Dec 31, 2006 5:09:43 GMT -5
I wouldn't appear to be affected by (Insert move here).
Thread finished.
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nostradumbass
Tommy Wiseau
The only man to be booked in TNA and not look like a jackass
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Post by nostradumbass on Dec 31, 2006 5:11:05 GMT -5
Get superkicked by Shawn, look at him with a wtf face and say, "You asshole, that hurt."
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nostradumbass
Tommy Wiseau
The only man to be booked in TNA and not look like a jackass
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Post by nostradumbass on Dec 31, 2006 5:17:13 GMT -5
No-sell DX by not laughing.
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nostradumbass
Tommy Wiseau
The only man to be booked in TNA and not look like a jackass
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Post by nostradumbass on Dec 31, 2006 5:17:28 GMT -5
No-sell VKM by not laughing.
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Dec 31, 2006 6:04:45 GMT -5
Whiel in the STFU, when the ref asks me, I'll tell the ref to get a mic, and then scream into, "I'm not in pain, but look at retarded gorilla face, ask him!"
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Post by stevolution on Dec 31, 2006 7:47:15 GMT -5
After being Pedigreed I would remain face down on the mat but reach down and scratch my arse.
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Post by Nickie James on Dec 31, 2006 8:04:06 GMT -5
After getting the Widow's Peak from Victoria.. I'm going to bench press on the mat and get up without a sweat.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Dec 31, 2006 12:37:01 GMT -5
While in the Masterlock, I'd start yelling, "quick, somebody tickle me!"
Blow a bubble gum bubble while in the STFU...same thing for the Anaconda Vice.
After the tombsone, get up with a disgusted look, pointing at Taker's crotch and gesturing that it's stinky.
After the F-U, nip up and flip over the top rope, then nip up again and flip over the railing onto the crowd. nip up again and flip onto a chair, nip up again, then flip onto the second level of seats..
repeat until I'm out of the arena.
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