Matt Rogers
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Post by Matt Rogers on Dec 30, 2006 13:11:03 GMT -5
But the hazards are real.
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Post by Andrew is Good on Dec 30, 2006 13:11:13 GMT -5
Trainers, EMTs, Referees down.
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Post by MGH on Dec 30, 2006 13:11:17 GMT -5
So whoever you are, whatever you do...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2006 13:13:20 GMT -5
PLEASE, Don't try this at home!
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Post by MGH on Dec 30, 2006 13:14:47 GMT -5
WELCOME TO SMACKDOWN! In front of a sold out crowd of over 15,000 here in Baltimore, this is Smackdown. Hello everybody I'm Michael Cole along side JBL, and John what a night we have in store here for the Smackdown fans!
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mo
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Post by mo on Dec 30, 2006 13:16:30 GMT -5
THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION...FOR OVER 50 YEARS THE REVOLUTIONARY LEADER IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2006 13:19:09 GMT -5
WELCOME TO SMACKDOWN! In front of a sold out crowd of over 15,000 here in Baltimore, this is Smackdown. Hello everybody I'm Michael Cole along side JBL, and John what a night we have in store here for the Smackdown fans! And our FIRST match.... *Cue Sylvain.* JBL: I HATE this guy, Cole. Cole: As I do, too. *Cue Vito* JBL: Here's your boyfriend....*sneers.* Cole: Hey! He's a toguh dude, and a good guy once you get to know him. JBL: Good guy? What kind of "good guy" wears a dress? What kind of twisted bizarro world do YOU live in, Cole?
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Post by Harmonica on Dec 30, 2006 13:19:23 GMT -5
is this the incident at Wrestlemania whatever the hell it was 16 or 17?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2006 13:20:20 GMT -5
is this the incident at Wrestlemania whatever the hell it was 16 or 17? And didn't Bret get pinned by Shawn because Michaels held him down?
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Post by MGH on Dec 30, 2006 13:22:39 GMT -5
WELCOME TO SMACKDOWN! In front of a sold out crowd of over 15,000 here in Baltimore, this is Smackdown. Hello everybody I'm Michael Cole along side JBL, and John what a night we have in store here for the Smackdown fans! And our FIRST match.... *Cue Sylvain.* JBL: I HATE this guy, Cole. Cole: As I do, too. *Cue Vito* JBL: Here's your boyfriend....*sneers.* Cole: Hey! He's a toguh dude, and a good guy once you get to know him. JBL: Good guy? What kind of "good guy" wears a dress? What kind of twisted bizarro world do YOU live in, Cole? *que Teddy Long's music* Cole: Hey John, it's our general manager of Smackdown Teddy Long. JBL: What does he want? Teddy: Now hold on there playas. It looks like you two really want to fight. Well you're in luck playas. I think these fans here in Baltimore want to see ya fight. So I'll tell you what, this is now a 2 on 1 handicap match. It'll be you, Sylvan, and you, Ve-Toe, going 2 on 1 with .... The WArld Heavyweight Champion, BAA-TISTA! Cole: OH MY! JBL: What is this?! Teddy already booked them to go one on one, this isn't right! Cole: No John, Teddy is doing what he knows these Smackdown fans want. Teddy: Holla! *dances*
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mo
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Post by mo on Dec 30, 2006 13:23:44 GMT -5
Here comes the Ax! Here comes the Smasher! The Demolition! Walking disaster!
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Post by Harmonica on Dec 30, 2006 13:28:30 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2006 13:36:48 GMT -5
And our FIRST match.... *Cue Sylvain.* JBL: I HATE this guy, Cole. Cole: As I do, too. *Cue Vito* JBL: Here's your boyfriend....*sneers.* Cole: Hey! He's a toguh dude, and a good guy once you get to know him. JBL: Good guy? What kind of "good guy" wears a dress? What kind of twisted bizarro world do YOU live in, Cole? *que Teddy Long's music* Cole: Hey John, it's our general manager of Smackdown Teddy Long. JBL: What does he want? Teddy: Now hold on there playas. It looks like you two really want to fight. Well you're in luck playas. I think these fans here in Baltimore want to see ya fight. So I'll tell you what, this is now a 2 on 1 handicap match. It'll be you, Sylvan, and you, Ve-Toe, going 2 on 1 with .... The WArld Heavyweight Champion, BAA-TISTA! Cole: OH MY! JBL: What is this?! Teddy already booked them to go one on one, this isn't right! Cole: No John, Teddy is doing what he knows these Smackdown fans want. Teddy: Holla! *dances* *JBL approaches Long in back.* Teddy: 'Sup, playa? JBL: You know what, teddy? I am gettin pretty damn SICK of you giving these fans what they want at the cost of the health of 90 percent of these superstars! I may HATE Vito and Sylvain, but you're killing your roster by feeding them to this freak of nature, Batista! Teddy: I'll tell ya what, playa. I'll give the fans what they want without injuring the other superstars. *JBL grins.* Because Tonight, it will be YOU, going one on one against the UNDAHTAKAH in this very ring! Holla holla holla! *Shuts door on John*
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Phosphor Glow
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Dec 30, 2006 15:06:25 GMT -5
"You don't deserve to lose to that jobber, Shawn" Best post in this entire thread.
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Post by therealmamamiller on Dec 30, 2006 18:52:22 GMT -5
Nah, the coke told Shawn to screw sunny i mean bret Yes but who or what told Bret to screw Sunny cause you cannot convince me that part of their feud didn't involve the fact that they were both enjoying her hospitality. At least Shawn makes no bones about who or what he once was Bret on the other hand will never admit to any of his unsavory deeds.
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Post by K7 - WC's Crowd Extra on Dec 30, 2006 19:33:29 GMT -5
This thread is....bizzare?
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Post by nostradumbass on Dec 30, 2006 19:35:11 GMT -5
Who are you to screw Bret?
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Post by K7 - WC's Crowd Extra on Dec 30, 2006 19:36:21 GMT -5
Who are you to screw Bret? He's a high flyer of the higest magnitude. Or at least, would be if it wasn't for his groin injury of the likes you've never seen.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Dec 30, 2006 19:51:28 GMT -5
Have you ever actually administered a..."lethal injection"?
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Post by Harmonica on Dec 30, 2006 20:17:25 GMT -5
have you ever been to fire island?
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