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Post by mysterydriver on Dec 28, 2006 0:34:01 GMT -5
So...Slyvan gets a major "pop" at home in bizarro land Canada, while Jimmy Wang Yang states that he will debut next week cause Canadians "talk funny."
Sylvan cheats to win, taking away Yang's undefeated streak before it could start and avenging his homeland (Of course, since JWY is from America, Sylvan somehow remains the heel). The next week, Sylvan cheats again to win. The next week, Yang teams up with Londrick while Sylvan sides with The Teacher's Pets. Yang pins Sylvan after his moonsault.
Then Jimmy Wang Yang has a match with Gregory Helms where Sylvan costs him the win.The next week Yang and Matt Hardy face Sylvan and Helms. I can't remember who won, but it doesn't matter because the Sylvan/Yang feud basically STOPS right there. No real ending.
Two weeks ago, Sylvan shows up for no reason other than to get squashed by an angry Chris Beniot.
Last week, Sylvan dresses as Santa Clause...to attack Batista...for a reason not even the announcers could figure out. Cole theorized the whole "The closet shot to facing the champion" route, but Sylvan was fleeing the scene. It was a French-Canadian-Santa-Impersonation-Hit-and-Run!
So...where are they going with him? From what I have watched, He seems decent in the ring. Is there anyone he could feud with now?
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[cue "Ask Pat Patterson" comment]
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Dec 28, 2006 0:38:17 GMT -5
I say move Conway over and tag them up again. Let's face it, that's the only way the Con-man will get air time.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2006 0:38:23 GMT -5
*dont say ask pat patterson* *dont say ask pat patterson*
ask pat.....ricia stratagis.
*runs*
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Dec 28, 2006 0:39:59 GMT -5
Sylvan has worked tag matches on house shows with Rob Conway and even one match with Rene Dupree. Sounds like they want to reform La Resistance,
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Post by mysterydriver on Dec 28, 2006 0:44:09 GMT -5
Sylvan has worked tag matches on house shows with Rob Conway and even one match with Rene Dupree. Sounds like they want to reform La Resistance, Well, then atleast he will be doing something. That brings to question what show they would be on though. Conway is currently on Raw, Rene is on ECW, and, to complete is completely obvious sentence, Sylvan is on Smackdown. If ECW wanted a tag division, they could have La Extreeeeme Resistance. If Smackdown wanted to grow more, then the Con-man would most likely jump over. If Edge and Orton needed another team to ignore, Sylvan could jump to help Conway, perhaps taking on a cocky attitude gimmick like Rob.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Dec 28, 2006 0:48:05 GMT -5
Sylvan has worked tag matches on house shows with Rob Conway and even one match with Rene Dupree. Sounds like they want to reform La Resistance, Well, then atleast he will be doing something. That brings to question what show they would be on though. Conway is currently on Raw, Rene is on ECW, and, to complete is completely obvious sentence, Sylvan is on Smackdown. If ECW wanted a tag division, they could have La Extreeeeme Resistance. If Smackdown wanted to grow more, then the Con-man would most likely jump over. If Edge and Orton needed another team to ignore, Sylvan could jump to help Conway, perhaps taking on a cocky attitude gimmick like Rob. If Sylvan moved to Raw and took on a "Conway" type gimmick, I'd love to hear Rob say, "I do things the Con Way" followed by Sylvan who says, "I do things the Grenier (Gron-Yay)."
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Dec 28, 2006 0:53:29 GMT -5
What confuses me is that they give Sylvan a ton of chances to do stuff, while they gave Conway, what, three f***in' weeks?
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Post by duxgutz on Dec 28, 2006 0:55:01 GMT -5
Sylvan = Pointless Jobber who makes no sense. It's because he's Canadian (well Quebec)... Vince & co. are under the impression that EVERYBODY North of the border (excluding Trish Stratus) are human trash! That's why Benoit's now being billed as coming from Atlanta Ga. Can anybody fill me in as to why the WWE's so Anti-Canuck? I don't get it, has Bret Hart got anything to do with it? Canada's one of the most harmless nations on Earth! ...Except for Scott... "He's a Dick!" (South Park reference)
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Post by HRH The KING on Dec 28, 2006 0:57:06 GMT -5
There is none.
Logically he should be either fired, or they should reassemble La Resistance, because none of those guys have accomplished anything as singles wrestlers.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Dec 28, 2006 0:59:51 GMT -5
Sylvan = Pointless Jobber who makes no sense. It's because he's Canadian (well Quebec)... Vince & co. are under the impression that EVERYBODY North of the border (excluding Trish Stratus) are human trash! That's why Benoit's now being billed as coming from Atlanta Ga. Can anybody fill me in as to why the WWE's so Anti-Canuck? I don't get it, has Bret Hart got anything to do with it? Canada's one of the most harmless nations on Earth! I heard Benoit wants to be billed as "now residing in Atlanta, GA," where he does actually live now. I have no idea if Jericho wanted to suddenly be billed from "Manhassat, New York," but if not, then that could serve to be another example.
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Post by mysterydriver on Dec 28, 2006 1:00:00 GMT -5
Sylvan = Pointless Jobber who makes no sense. It's because he's Canadian (well Quebec)... Vince & co. are under the impression that EVERYBODY North of the border (excluding Trish Stratus) are human trash! That's why Benoit's now being billed as coming from Atlanta Ga. Can anybody fill me in as to why the WWE's so Anti-Canuck? I don't get it, has Bret Hart got anything to do with it? Canada's one of the most harmless nations on Earth! Roughly translated from Eric Bischoff's "Controversy Creates Cash," he feels that Canada is its own biggest fan. Or, to put it in easier terms for all the "crappers"... Canada is the TNA Impact Zone of countries in the eyes of Bischoff. Not to hard to see Vince taking a stand like that as well. Maybe that is why he doesn't like Canadians. Or...it is just a coincidence. Then again...I doubt that Trish's most valuable....asset.... came from Canada, if you infer what I'm implying.
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Post by Agent P on Dec 28, 2006 1:06:21 GMT -5
The point of Sylvan is to give Batista easy 1:08 squashes every week
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Post by Flexy Lexy on Dec 28, 2006 1:39:05 GMT -5
Patterson is rumoured to have given him favours.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Dec 28, 2006 1:41:57 GMT -5
I'm guessing it's just dumb luck.
They have DX and Cena, so they don't have any time for Conway on RAW.
But Smackdown doesn't have the same time-wasters, so they need everyone they can get.
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Post by Sim on Dec 28, 2006 1:54:49 GMT -5
Sylvan = Pointless Jobber who makes no sense. It's because he's Canadian (well Quebec)... Vince & co. are under the impression that EVERYBODY North of the border (excluding Trish Stratus) are human trash! That's why Benoit's now being billed as coming from Atlanta Ga. Can anybody fill me in as to why the WWE's so Anti-Canuck? I don't get it, has Bret Hart got anything to do with it? Canada's one of the most harmless nations on Earth! ...Except for Scott... "He's a Dick!" (South Park reference) Supposedly it's to get them over with the American fans.
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Post by Joekishi on Dec 28, 2006 1:59:57 GMT -5
I say move Conway over and tag them up again. Let's face it, that's the only way the Con-man will get air time. bleh I'd rather he pair up with Dupree. out of the 3 i think Sylvan has improved as a performer the most.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 28, 2006 2:03:10 GMT -5
Sylvan = Pointless Jobber who makes no sense. It's because he's Canadian (well Quebec)... Vince & co. are under the impression that EVERYBODY North of the border (excluding Trish Stratus) are human trash! That's why Benoit's now being billed as coming from Atlanta Ga. Can anybody fill me in as to why the WWE's so Anti-Canuck? I don't get it, has Bret Hart got anything to do with it? Canada's one of the most harmless nations on Earth! I heard Benoit wants to be billed as "now residing in Atlanta, GA," where he does actually live now. I have no idea if Jericho wanted to suddenly be billed from "Manhassat, New York," but if not, then that could serve to be another example. Actually, I heard it was because when Kenzo Suzuki debuted, he was going to be billed as the nephew of Hirohito, and he was going to be teamed with Heidenreich who was supposed to be a cryogenically frozen Nazi soldier. Vince was then apparently going to re-create WW2 by feuding them with Benoit and Jericho, who suddenly became "American." (I swear to you I'm not making this up, I just honestly can't remember where I heard/read it.) As for Sylvan ... I have no idea.
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Dec 28, 2006 2:08:28 GMT -5
In Booker T's fed PWA, they're having a show here in Houston next month. Sylvan and Dupree are teaming up as La Resistance to take on TWGTT. ;D
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Dec 28, 2006 9:45:30 GMT -5
To make Snitsky look important by comparison. So I say keep Sylvan around.
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 28, 2006 9:57:49 GMT -5
I still say he's a victim of WWE UnCreative not having anything to give him. His Ambassador to Quebec didn't get him over as a heel (big surprise there, since he didn't do a lot to work with or did anything that made him heelish). Now it seems like he's one of those guys that's floating around in case a bunch of people go down to injury.
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