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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Dec 27, 2006 0:00:46 GMT -5
I'd like to be taught how to fall off a 20 foot ladder. JR needs to find out how to do that, then teach us. Bah Gawd.
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Mitch 4:20
Don Corleone
The Cherry One
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Post by Mitch 4:20 on Dec 27, 2006 2:36:51 GMT -5
Bah Gawd that was a great bj... not a bad slobberknocker either!
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Dec 27, 2006 2:50:02 GMT -5
^Yes!!!! I remember that! it was during the invasion, right? man, that guy has a gift for bizarre exagerations, doesn't he? We got some really great bizarre exaggerations out of the InVasion, like when he and Paul Heyman are arguing over which is the Most Electrifying Move in Sports Entertainment (Paul thinks the Spinaroonie, JR thinks the People's Elbow) and at one point JR says something along the lines of "If the Spinaroonie is really more Electrifying than the People's Elbow, then Bah Gawd we deserve to get defeated"
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Post by MGH on Dec 27, 2006 2:51:52 GMT -5
Best JR/Heyman moment of the InVasion. Summerslam 01 after Austin saves his title by DQ thanks to Nick Patrick.
JR: THAT WAS A CRYING SHAME. AUSTIN KNOWS IN THE DEPTHS OF HIS SOUL AND IN HIS HEART THAT HE CAN'T BEAT KURT ANGLE. HE CAN'T BEAT KURT ANGLE! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT PAUL?!
Paul: .... WWE fan axxess will be returning!
He totally no sold JR's rant ;D
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Post by normcoleman on Dec 27, 2006 2:59:50 GMT -5
Bah Gawd that was a great bj... not a bad slobberknocker either! I bet JR is that that during sex
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HRH The KING
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS
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Post by HRH The KING on Dec 27, 2006 3:05:37 GMT -5
Bah Gawd Mah Lawd
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Dec 27, 2006 10:14:52 GMT -5
Know what else JR taught me? I learned that THIRTY MEN WILL ENTER..... MY ASS! What about the most important part of any tag team is... MY ASS!!??
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Dec 27, 2006 10:19:25 GMT -5
JR has taught me that throwing somebody through an announce table will automatically 'Break them in half'.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Dec 27, 2006 10:25:41 GMT -5
I'd rather watch two old women.... slap my ASS!!
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 27, 2006 11:30:03 GMT -5
I have learned that, love him or hate him, JAWN CENAH IS THA MOST CONTROVERSIAL FIGURE IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT, BAH GAWD!!!!!
Apparently.
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Post by Austin's Middle Finger on Dec 27, 2006 13:54:37 GMT -5
I tend to use more Vince McMahon quotes in everyday life.
"WWWWWWHHHHHATTTTTAMANUEVER!!!" for example.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 27, 2006 14:08:03 GMT -5
BAH GAWD that Ric Flair just can't help that he's custom made! BOOMER SOONER!
ANY OPPONENT WHO STEPS INTO THE RING WITH THAT MONSTER KAAAAAANE WILL WANT TO START RUNNIN LIKE A SCALDED DOG!
King: PUPPIESPUPPIESPUPPIESPUPPIES YOU GOT THAT RIGHT JR PUPPIESPUPPIESPUPPIES!
BAH GAWD KEENG THAT JEZEBEL IS MORE FLIRTATIOUS THAN...MY ASS!
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