duxgutz
Trap-Jaw
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Post by duxgutz on Dec 27, 2006 21:28:24 GMT -5
Coming from a bloke who thinks the 'Cryme Tyme' skits are funny... Then Gawd help us!
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Post by rrm15 on Dec 27, 2006 21:35:12 GMT -5
Vince has been deported from reality. QFT. Seriously....not enough humor?? Is he f***ing serious??
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Post by viscera on Dec 27, 2006 21:39:16 GMT -5
CM Punk with a Pie to Kevin Thorne!
But wait, Balls Mahoney with the Novelty Fire Extinguisher!
OH MY GOD!!! Everyone fell into a pool with their wrestling clothes on!
Oh no... Test just cannonballed and got water everywhere!!!
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whothoughtofthis
Don Corleone
set em up country music its party time
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Post by whothoughtofthis on Dec 27, 2006 21:43:36 GMT -5
more humor yeah cause that is the reason why i stopped watching ecw two weeks after it started airing again
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Reverend BTY
Hank Scorpio
Christian Troy: God's Gift
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Post by Reverend BTY on Dec 27, 2006 21:44:06 GMT -5
And this was the idea I said new year's eve. MORE GIMMICKS! Bring back Pirate Paul too!
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KLRA
El Dandy
Halt. I am Reptar.
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Post by KLRA on Dec 27, 2006 21:44:34 GMT -5
CM Punk with a Pie to Kevin Thorne! But wait, Balls Mahoney with the Novelty Fire Extinguisher! OH MY GOD!!! Everyone fell into a pool with their wrestling clothes on! Oh no... Test just cannonballed and got water everywhere!!! Oh no! Mike Knox is driving car!
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Dec 27, 2006 21:46:55 GMT -5
How can that be?!
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Post by skiller on Dec 27, 2006 21:48:08 GMT -5
Also, there was humor in ECW. It just wasn't funny to Vince. And, if it ain't funny to Vince, then it ain't funny period. *Thinks about Paul Burchill, while a single tear rolls down cheek and hits the ground*
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Post by BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED! on Dec 27, 2006 21:50:17 GMT -5
No humor in WWECW?
I laugh everytime guys like Lashley/Holly/Test/Khali are in the ring, I laugh everytime Joey Styles calls something EXTREME! I laugh that they are too stupid to use Tommy Dreamer and The Sandman properly. I laugh at D2D cuz it sucked a big one. I really laugh at Lashley trying to cut a promo.
Who says there isn't enough humor in WWECW?
Huh? That stuff isn't supposed to be funny? Oh well
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Post by tommyvercetti on Dec 27, 2006 21:50:50 GMT -5
They are actually calling that load of s*** ECW.
That in itself is friggin' hilarious.
OHH..you mean INTENTIONAL humor...
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nisi
Vegeta
Da Bears
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Post by nisi on Dec 27, 2006 22:08:43 GMT -5
Exactly. ECW would get all the humour it needs with them. Yup, and the absence of the BWO is in some sense the kernel of truth in Vince's idea. I'm just afraid it will be SciFi space aliens throwing pies and squirting seltzer instead. Rene Dupree's boner is all the humor WWECW needs. The fear of an "OMG wrestling is teH GAY!!!1!!" reaction has got to be the only thing preventing this from becoming an angle.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Dec 27, 2006 22:32:29 GMT -5
If they brought back the old show-closing promos, but replaced "Misirlou" with the theme from "Benny Hill", I'd start watching again.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 27, 2006 22:34:25 GMT -5
ECW needs more poop and farts.
EXTREME farts.
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Dec 27, 2006 22:48:55 GMT -5
ECW needs more poop and farts. EXTREME farts. So in other words, lighting farts on fire
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 27, 2006 22:53:32 GMT -5
ECW needs more poop and farts. EXTREME farts. So in other words, lighting farts on fire THROUGH A TABLE!!
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Post by hutter on Dec 27, 2006 22:54:01 GMT -5
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 27, 2006 22:56:03 GMT -5
Extreme Burrito-Eating Contest, only on ECW on SciFi!
LET THE POTTIES HIT THE FLOOR...LET THE POTTIES HIT THE FLOOR...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2006 22:57:54 GMT -5
So in other words, lighting farts on fire THROUGH A TABLE!! Nah, all they need is Cena to cut a few promos.
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Post by paragon on Dec 27, 2006 22:58:35 GMT -5
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Post by mysterydriver on Dec 27, 2006 23:26:04 GMT -5
I could live with this...if it were dark humor. Addams Family style.
*Mike Knox, Test, A sleeping Sabu, A high RVD, A drunk Hardcore Holly and Sandman, and CM Punk are in a room filled with balloons and confetti*
Knox: Happy birthday Punk!
Punk: Hey, thanks guys. I always find it nice to put aside problems for a party.
Slurring Sandman: Did I evah tell yah bout the time Homma...homm...hommacide and I went dranking in Alabama.
Slurring Holly: I'm from Alalalalalalama.
Sandman: Argh you ralla laald persana?
Holly: Hem man I sandly land.
*They burst out laughing.*
Punk:...Where did they get beer from?
*Tommy Dreamer, in a wheelchair due to the "devastating" chokeslam he took, rolls in*
Tommy Dreamer: Sandman has back-up six packs.
Punk: I...I took that.
Dreamer: Back-up, back-up.
*A roaring Khali rushes in and grabs Dreamer's wheelchair and takes off running.*
Dreamer: Not again!
*Dreamer is pushed down a flight of stairs as wacky sounds...sound.*
Knox: That wasn't my fault.
Test: What?
Knox:...nothing.
Punk: This isn't going well. How...how about we get some cake.
*RVD trips over Sabu, who rolls over, beginning to snore.*
RVD: Hahahahaha! I tripped while tripping! Hahahahaha! Isn't that funny!
Punk: Why is he talking to the chair?
Knox: It isn't my fault.
Test: What?
Knox: I said get the cake.
*Test rolls the cake in. He starts gasping for air from exhaustion.*
Punk: That is a big cake.
Knox: Big enough to fit a lady in.
RVD: Hahahahaha! Lady cake!
*Test goes into "roid rage" destroying a nearby table and running from the room.*
Holly: Smernoffs.
Sandman: Psst. Hak Jack.
Holly: Sparkplug.
*Holly and Sandman start fighting, destoying everything...but the cake. Sabu rolls over.*
Punk: I haven't seen anything this bad since B-Boy ate the last piece of Samoa Joe's Oreo cookie cake.
Knox: Speaking of cake...Bada bing!
*Nothing. The cake sits still.*
Punk: That a code word?
Knox: No, it is an area code.
Punk: That makes no sense.
Knox: Bada bing! Bada bing! BA-DA BING!
*They move over to the cake and Punk pops the top off. His eyes widen.*
Punk: Oh holy snappleberry juice! You are supposed to cook the cake BEFORE she gets in it!
Knox:...It wasn't my fault.
Punk: What?
RVD: What smells like Sabu's car?....HAHAHAHAHHA!
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