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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2010 17:19:29 GMT -5
She carries the Conscious Jenna?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 7, 2010 17:21:25 GMT -5
* So Cal Val is in the back with The Beautiful People. However, the massive thrones that sit the Knockouts Champion and the Knockouts Tag Champions are squeezed together so that Val cant get in between them *
Val: Ooookay. I guess I'll just interview you from here
* Val stands in front of Velvet *
Velvet: Absolutely not! Give me that mic. GIVE IT!
* Velvet snatches the mic from Val as Madison pushes Val out of the picture *
Angelina: Thank you ladies! Much better.
Madison: Mucho!
Angelina: Okay, heres the deal. For WHATEVER reason, theres apparently some select people who think that we shouldnt be holding these title belts that we worked our perfect little asses off for! Why? Obviously theyre jealous, because we EARNED these belts!
Velvet: Absolutely! But thats just how things work, isnt it? We're perfect, everyone else isnt. We're beautiful, everyone else isnt. We get whatever we want, whenever we want it! Everyone else doesnt. We OWN the Knockouts Division... we own WCTNA altogether... everyone else doesnt. So naturally, there's going to be some jealousy there!
Angelina: And you know who's more jealous than any of the others? Alissa FAT! She just cant stand it that I beat her fair and square for this title, its eating her up!
Madison: More likely that she's eating it up!
* Madison and Velvet high five one another *
Velvet: And speaking of cellulite... which by the way, disgusts me to infinity and beyond...
Madison: Wait, when did Ange bring up cellulite?
Velvet: Alissa.
Madison: OH! I get it! Gotcha, go on.
Velvet: Anyway, speaking of cellulite, tonight we get to smear the disgusting faces of the diva and the freaks freak friend all over the impact zone.
Madison: That is, if the old folks home lets the diva check out first.
Velvet: I know, right! What is she, like 50?! Really? REALLY Tara? Uck! I hate old people! She's all flabby and smelly, and we have to wrestle her... gross!
* Madison consoles a dejected Velvet *
Angelina: Okay, ill grant you the fact that you have to wrestle an icky oldie tonight... but at least she's not a greasy, slimy whale! Everyone keeps saying that this is like, the biggest Knockouts match ever. *rolls eyes* But I mean, really, Alissa isnt even in my league, like, not even a little bit!
Velvet: Not at all! You are SO better than her, Ange. And when you crush her tonight, I'll try and get someone to follow her backstage so they can tape her crying her eyes out again!
* The Beautiful People laugh *
Angelina: She needs to realize that as unappealing as she is, shes even more disgusting when she's crying her eyes out.
Velvet: But lets be honest Vel, all of these uggos in the crowd have pimples on their ass more appealing than Alissa FAT, even when shes not crying. Its just the way things are. We're better than her. We're better than Tara, we're better than Daffney, and we're better than Daffney's freak friend MsChif.
Madison: But dont worry girls, you arent alone. Because we're better than EVERYONE! ... Thats the line right? Dont worry, because we're better than everyone?
Velvet: Yep! Good job Madison!
Madison: Thanks!
Angelina: Long story short ladies, tonight we shut your cottage cheese asses up once and for all, and move on from having to EVER touch you girls again.
Velvet: Or even be in their general vicinity, really.
Madison: And thank god for that.
Angelina: Tonight, we prove to the world that beauty is EVERYTHING.
Madison: That we start nothing, we simply take out the trash that WCTNA puts in the ring with us.
Velvet: That without us holding all the gold, there is no Knockouts division, and there damn sure isnt a WCTNA!
Madison: That, true to our word, we can fight UGLY - even though we're beautiful.
Angelina: And that, my god, we're SO TIRED of beating the ugly out of the same girls every single week! I know Ive said that before, but its STILL the same people! It's time to move on, it really is. Really.
Madison: So true...
Velvet: Simply put, these belts will FOREVER REMAIN around our itty bitty, teeny tiny, perfect little waists - and not stretched around all of these fatties that think they can measure up to The Beautiful People.
Angelina: And why cant they measure up Vel?
Velvet: Because we're beautiful. We're spoiled. And we're perfect. We know it, and we love it!
Angelina: What we are, and who we are, is what all of these other knockouts will never have, and NEVER be.
Velvet: We are cleansing the world one ugly person at a time.
Madison: And tonight, we prove once again to the entire world that we are EVERYTHING that we say we are, and that these craterfaces are way over their heads in every. single. way. imaginable. Good luck ladies, you're gonna need it!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 7, 2010 17:25:00 GMT -5
Tenay: And we continue with a four corners elimination match. West: Come on, Lacey! Tenay: Are you serious? West: What, she'll be the only one working her tomorrow. Tenay: Well uh...that's a good point actually.
Penzer: The following contest is a Four Corners Elimination match.
Penzer: Introducing first, from Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, Portia Perez!
Penzer: From Carlisle, Ohio, Nevaeh!
Penzer: From Forest Park, Illinois, Daizee Haze!
Penzer: And from Dallas, Texas, Lacey von Erich!
Nevaeh v Lacey von Erich v Portia Perez v Daizee Haze; Four Corners Elimination match 5 minute rounds 3 votes to an elimination You may vote once per round and can only vote against a Knockout once until it get’s down to two. Round one starts now.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2010 17:26:52 GMT -5
Daizee suplex's Portia!
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Post by comahan on Feb 7, 2010 17:27:23 GMT -5
Lacey forearms Portia
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2010 17:29:16 GMT -5
Lacey claws Portia!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 7, 2010 17:30:31 GMT -5
Portia (Bunny M, comahan) Nevaeh (TTS) Daizee Lacey
New Round
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Post by comahan on Feb 7, 2010 17:31:51 GMT -5
Lacey claws Daizee
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2010 17:32:07 GMT -5
Daisy with a boot to Nevaeh!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2010 17:32:08 GMT -5
Lacey chokeslams Portia!
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Post by Above Average on Feb 7, 2010 17:34:21 GMT -5
Lacey claws Nevaeh.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 7, 2010 17:34:26 GMT -5
And then goes for the piun. 1-2-3! Penzer: Portia Perez has been eliminated!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2010 17:36:50 GMT -5
Lacey with a tilt a whirl backbreaker on Daizee!
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Post by comahan on Feb 7, 2010 17:37:32 GMT -5
Lacey thrust kicks Nevaeh in the stomach
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 7, 2010 17:38:05 GMT -5
Penzer: Nevaeh has been eliminated! Lacey von Erich v Daizee Haze 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2010 17:38:42 GMT -5
Lacey with the Claw!
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Post by comahan on Feb 7, 2010 17:39:14 GMT -5
Lacey with a chokeslam!
LACEYMANIA IS RUNNING WILD
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Post by Above Average on Feb 7, 2010 17:39:24 GMT -5
Lacey DDTs Daizee.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2010 17:40:02 GMT -5
Lacey with a Legdrop!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2010 17:40:57 GMT -5
Lacey with 5-Handled Family Grentza
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