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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2010 16:17:44 GMT -5
Rhino goes for the Gore but Hardy dodges and then hits the Twist of Fate. Hardy then goes to the corner and teases going up for the Swanton. But he just shakes his head and covers Rhino instead. 1-2-3!
Penzer: Here is your winner, Jeff Hardy!
Tenay: Well like it or not this new direction seems to be working for Jeff Hardy. West: That's Jeffery Nero Hardy to you. Tenay: Well now we can hear from a hopefully sober Sean Waltman. West: Why? the guy is hilarious when he's out of his gourd. Tenay: What the hell is a gourd? West: How should I know?
*Cut to backstage with So Cal Val.*
My guest at this time is once again...unfortunately..."Syxx-Pac" Sean Waltman.
*Syxx-Pac enters the frame, offering a hand to Val. She accepts the handshake cautiously.*
So, uh...yea, sorry about last week. I was a little...uh...this show isn't PG, right?
Correct.
I was blazed out of my mind.
Really? Never would've guessed...
Yea, and I still took down that Eric Young kid with no trouble. Just goes to show ya why I'm the best in the world, honey. That or this Eric kid must be the worst.
Well, regardless of your match with Eric Young, tonight you step into the ring with the Mexican Superman, Hernandez. What are your thoughts?
He's a big dude, that's for sure. And he's got Kevin Nash's little posse to watch his back. So it's a good thing I'm at 100% this week, because unlike Eric Young, I can't exactly take this guy easily. But hey; I've beaten giants bigger, crazier, and...redder than him, so I'm not stressin' it one bit. One way or another, the little K-Dawg wannabe's gonna be flat on the mat by the end of the night.
Speaking of posses, rumor has it you've got some backup of your own in the arena tonight. Care to comment on that?
Wouldn't wanna ruin the surprise now, honey. Let's just say that tonight, Nash's gang is going out with a BANG!
*Waltman does the classic DDP BANG! handsign, then walks away laughing to himself as we go to commercial.*
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Post by comahan on Feb 6, 2010 16:21:04 GMT -5
The King of bada boom, bada bing, bada BANG
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2010 16:22:44 GMT -5
*Mick Foley and JB enter Mick's office to find in in a state of disarray*
What the hell is all this mess? I mean what the hell was he doing in here?
Well he's mainly used the office for his private meetings.
*Mick finds a tube sock*
Mr. Socko! What have they done to you?!
With the Beautiful People.
*Mick hurriedly drops the sock*
Do you think I could just burn this whole room?
*There's a knock on the door*
Come in.
*D'Angelo Dinero enters*
Hey Mick, I was wonderi- Whoa, what happened here?
That's what I'd like to know. So what can I do for you?
Well Mick, I was hoping you could help me out with something.
See, last week I was mere seconds away from beating Sting and going on to face the Legends Champion. But since that's not really an option at this point, I was wondering if you could do me a favor.
A favor? Now that all depends on what it is.
Well Mick, we both know Pope Daddy is detined for greatness here in WCTNA. That's why I come to you, a man that has already achieved greatness, with a proposal.
See, I don't want to just demand a title shot. Mick, I want to earn a shot at Brutus Magnus and his WCTNA Heavyweight Title.
Hmm, I'm listening.
*Cody Deaner bursts through Mick Foley's office door* MICK! Ah don't wanna hear anytalkback jus' lemme say my piece Ah've been trying to get mah job back around here and everytime Ah've failed So ah'm here to ask one more time Just one more time than the Ol' Deaner is headin' out! He's hittin' the Ol' Dusty Trail and plyin' his trade up north!
So Mick PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! Give the Deaner his job back Ah'll get ya anything ya want Mick Money,Women,Men even one of those two pound burgers with Donuts instead of a bun and yes Mick they do exist and if ya hire me Ah'll get ya Eclairs with it PLEASE MICK LEMME HAVE MY JOB BACK!
Deaner, I'm busy here! Besides, I can't give you your job back. It was part of the match. Someone had to get fired and I'm sorry that it had to be you. It's legally binding, there's nothing I can do.
C'mon Mick! Ah wasn undefeated fore' ah got fired Can't tell me that doesn't count for nothing
Well you have a weird definition of undefeated. But maybe I can do something. See me next week and I might be able to help you out. Now get the hell out. Both of you get out! Not you JB.
*Mick sighs and shakes his head*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2010 16:25:48 GMT -5
Tenay: Last week Sean Morley got the shocking win when he defeated Kiyoshi. West: Why is that a shock? He's a big star. Tenay: Well tonight he takes on Kiyoshi tag partner Jerry Sags.
Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing 260 pounds, Sean Morley!
Penzer: And accompanied by Kiyoshi and Brian Knobbs, from Nastyville, weighing 290 pounds, Jerry Sags!
Sean Morley v Jerry Saggs 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Feb 6, 2010 16:26:53 GMT -5
Kiyoshi interferes, getting Jerry Sags DQ'ed and ending this pointless match.
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Post by comahan on Feb 6, 2010 16:27:30 GMT -5
Sags with numerous punches, followed by a gathering of his breath
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2010 16:28:09 GMT -5
Saggs catches Morley with a Back Body Drop
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2010 16:30:22 GMT -5
Kiyoshi interferes, getting Jerry Sags DQ'ed and ending this pointless match. Who's that even a vote for?
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Post by The Tank on Feb 6, 2010 16:32:00 GMT -5
Kiyoshi interferes, getting Jerry Sags DQ'ed and ending this pointless match. Who's that even a vote for? Let's just count it as a vote for Sags so this match can end and we can get on with the show.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2010 16:33:29 GMT -5
While Knobbs distracts the referee, Kiyoshi hits the Civil Liberty. Sags follows up with the Diving Elbow Drop. 1-2-3!
Penzer: Here is your winner, Jerry Sags!
Tenay: A bit of revenge on the part of Kiyoshi delivered to Sean Morley. West: Well Sean Morley is 1-1. Tenay: More like 1-2. West: Technicalities.
Ladies and gentlemen, Kevin Nash!
Thank you, Traci.
I want to take a moment to address an event that happened a couple weeks ago. I was hangin‘ out in the back with Traci and JKO, when I happened to look at the screen and saw my old buddy Sean Waltman in the ring. Sean called me out and well, let‘s just take a look at what happened.
*The clip of Sean Waltman confronting Kevin Nash is shown, as well as Nash’s attack and Waltman’s retaliation.*
So yeah. Sean, you don‘t want to start a war you can‘t finish. Tonight, you‘re facin‘ my boy SuperMex. You manage to survive that, it only get‘s more difficult from there. You‘ve been warned.
And speaking of warnings, my lady, the lovely Traci, has something she‘d like to say to her opponent tomorrow night.
Thanks Kev!
Jenna Morasca. That girl from Survivor.
The no-talent whore who hangs out with Scott Steiner.
Jenna, I would much rather kick your ass in an actual match, but since you have no ability to speak of, I’ll have to settle for embarrassing you by stripping you down to your underwear.
But regardless of what type of match it is, one thing is certain. You will not escape unscathed. Poor little Jenna. Trust me when I say that Knocked Out will be your first -and LAST- match ever.
Traci and Nash kiss, then exit.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2010 16:35:40 GMT -5
Tenay: And that match is next. West: I still wish Sean Waltman was blitzed. Wouldn't that be better? Tenay: Not really, no.
Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Accompanied to the ring by Kevin Nash, JKO and Traci Brooks, from Houston, Texas, weighing 280 pounds, Hernandez!
Penzer: And from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing 212 pounds, Sean Waltman!
Sean Waltman v Hernandez 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2010 16:36:29 GMT -5
Waltman with a top rope legdrop
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Post by The Tank on Feb 6, 2010 16:36:37 GMT -5
Why did Syxx-Pac come out to Val Venis's music?
Anyways, Waltman delivers a few dropkicks to Hernandez's leg, bringing the big man to the mat. He then scrambles up the turnbuckle and hits a diving leg drop!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2010 16:38:23 GMT -5
That was an error by the production crew. Rest assured they've all been fired.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2010 16:39:31 GMT -5
That was an error by the production crew. Rest assured they've all been fired. Can Deaner have the job?
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Post by comahan on Feb 6, 2010 16:39:34 GMT -5
Waltman with a spin kick
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2010 16:47:03 GMT -5
As Waltman takes charge and goes up top, Traci distracts the ref and JKO shoves Waltman off. Hernandez lifts Waltman up for the Border Toss but Waltman counters into the Syxx Factor. 1-2-3!
Penzer: Here is your winner, Sean Waltman!
Suddenly two guys come from nowhere and attack Hernandez.
Tenay: Who the hell are these guys? West: Well they seem to be on the same side as Sean Waltman whoever they are.
Kevin Nash and JKO enter the ring and Waltman and his new friends beat a retreat.
Tenay: What the hell was that? Who are those guys? West: I'm sure we'll find out, Mike.
Scott Steiner and Jenna Morasca are backstage.
C’MON SURVIVOR CHICK!!! YOU GOTTA GET IN SHAPE!! DIS MATCH AT KNOCKED OUT IS A BIG ONE!!! TRACI’S GONNA BE COMIN’ ATCHA WIT GUNS A BLAZIN’!!! YOU GOTTA LEARN HOW TO THROW A BODY SLAM!!! AN ATOMIC DROP!!! A LEG LARIAT!!! THE THREE HANDLED MOSS COVER FAMLY CREDENZAL!
Um, Scotty?
WHAT?!!!
I thought for a bra and panties match, I didn’t have to know how to wrestle?
………..
…………..
….Wanna go get dinner?
OK!
Steiner and Jenna leave.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2010 16:49:11 GMT -5
Tomorrow night, WCTNA makes history as we present our first ever all Knockouts PPV, Knocked Out. At this time, I am joined by one of the talents who has come to WCTNA just to be apart of it, Daizee Haze. You've been in action a few times here but tonight you face Awesome Kong. What are your thoughts going into this match?
[glow=green,2,300]So what you're saying is Daizee, Daizee, give me your answer do. Well Val, I'm half crazy for what I'm gonna go through. It won't a stylish classic because Awesome Kong's jurassic. But it will be sweet, when I give out defeat to a monster who weighs two seven two. In all seriousness, me and Kong have had a little history and I'm not going to lie, she's come out on top more times than not. However, tonight is a whole lot different. Sunday is Knocked Out and I'm not on the card yet. I need to prove that I deserve to be in WCTNA just as much as Alissa Flash, Angelina Love or any of the other females and if I can get a win over Kong tonight, I know it's going to do my career a huge favour.[/glow]
[glow=purple,2,300]Well it's a shame that's going to happen then. For all those morons out there who don't know who I am, my name is Nevaeh and thanks to my connections with a certain tag team champion in this division I have been given the chance to be apart of Knocked Out as well. There's just one problem. I haven't received an ounce of air time where as you do. That doesn't sit well with me.[/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]Hey, I don't mind swapping if you want to face Kong tonight.[/glow]
[glow=purple,2,300]Typical lazy Daizee. Wants to get everything in life without an inch of hard work where as I have to do tons in order to get nowhere. You disgust me and after the PPV, when I'm apart of WCTNA and you're not, I'll be happy to never see you again.[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]Ladies, why can't we just all get along?[/glow]
[glow=purple,2,300]Easy for you to say Roxxi, you've already got a WCTNA contract.[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]That doesn't mean I always get what I want. Mick Foley refused to give me a match with Hamada and now I'm not on the Knocked Out card either. If we agree to work as a unit, we might be able to get a six women tag. Think about it. Nevaeh, you carried that team with Ashley. Daizee, you've got a chance to beat Kong tonight. And I'm a former knockouts champion myself.[/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]Sure, I'd be down for that.[/glow]
[glow=purple,2,300]Not interested. I don't need either of you two to get on the show.[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]Suit yourself. Daizee, find me after your match.[/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]Will do.[/glow]
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Post by The Tank on Feb 6, 2010 16:49:26 GMT -5
Wow, PN, that finish was even more apathetic than you made it sound in the PM. Kudos! (Seriously, I laughed.)
And now that that's happened, and just as a precaution, I'm announcing that I'm tag-ruling Generation Me. (And don't get used to that name, because it'll be gone next week.)
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2010 16:53:29 GMT -5
*Mick Foley and JB are in Mick's office with the Knockouts. All the women are arguing and JB is trying to maintan some sense of order*
Ladies, if you please...
*Borash goes ignored*
Ladies...
QUIET!
*Everyone immediately shuts up*
Now I am in no mood to to put up with any crap. Now one at a time.
*Mick turns to the Beautiful People*
Now what is your problem?
Angelina: Okay, I dont know if you saw this or not, since you were... gone..
Velvet: Obviously not getting that much needed new wardrobe...
Angelina: But that fat, greasy, crybaby of a former champion TRIED TO STRIKE ME WITH HER CAST! Me!
Velvet: And she DID hit us!
Madison: Yea!
Angelina: Me! The champion! She tried to hit ME! My beautiful face! I will not stand for this Mick!
Velvet: Neither will we!
Madison: Yea!
Angelina: Actions need to be taken for her disgusting attempted attack on the backbone of this company! ... aka me!
Velvet: Because with her running around with cruel intentions on her mind...
Madison: She could injure us!
Angelina: And EVERYONE in this room knows that without The Beautiful People, there is NO Knockouts Division. Mick, I demand you fire Alissa Flash IMMEDIATELY before she kills this company by using that cast of hers to hurt me!
Let me think about that. No. If anyone should be fired it should be you for assaulting another competitor and seriously injurying her. You pout the cast on Alissa's arm and you are going to have to deal with it. And don't think you'll be able to do any "favors" to get out of this one.
Though you are welcome to try.
*Foley glares at Borash and he shuts up.*
Speaking of which, all those stipulations Magnus added to your tag title match are null and void. It will be a one fall tag team match. And frankly I'm sick of your cheating. So you are banned from interfering in each others matches. Both tonight and at Knocked Out. And your title defenses are now no DQ and no countout, just in case you were thinking of using the easy way out to retain your titles. Understand?
*Tara chuckles*
So let me get this straight. MsChif and I can do whatever we want to these stuck up bitches, no repercussions.
Oh this is gonna be good.
Angelina: WHAT?!
Madison: Oh god.
Velvet: Really? REALLY? I..
* Velvet and Madison back away toward the door while Angelina glares at Mick. *
Angelina: So not only does that plus sized failure get a shot at MY title, but she gets to use her cast?! Thats... so not fair!
* Angelina takes a few deep breaths *
Angelina: But its okay. Its ooookay! And why is that Vel?
* silence *
Angelina: ... Vel, catchphrase!
* Angelina turns to see Velvet and Madison sneaking out of the door as angry, hostile Knockouts start to close in on her. Angelina freaks and flees to the door screaming in anger at Foley's decision *
Right, who else?
Sarita: Well I have a complaint Mick. It was only two weeks ago that Brutus Magnus, the then Management Director gave me a shot at the Knockouts title. And now Jeff Jarrett comes back and I don't have a title opportunity any more? That's not fair Mick!
I had been working as hard as I could to prepare for Angelina Love, and then it all gets taken away from me? I'm not even on the card tomorrow Mick! I'm a former Knockouts champion. I want you to do the right thing, and give me a shot at the winner of the match between Angelina and Alissa, AFTER their match has ended tomorrow night!
Well you know there is a case for getting a Knockout title shot. But even I can't overule Jeff Jarrett. So I tell you want I'm going to do. Tomorrow night you will take on another women who was supposed to get a title shot she never received, Roxxi. And the winner will be the number one contender.
I shouldn't NEED to be in a contenders match Mick! I deserve my rightful rematch! But, you know what, I'll take on Roxxi tomorrow and I will kick her ass and become the #1 contender!
*Rain and Lacey walk into Foley's office*
We have a complaint... just who the hell do you think you are? *Just then, you can hear the door open off screen and Lacey looks over with an annoyed look, Rain doesn't look* We... the Minnesota Homewrecking Crew... have been here for nearly a month and we have had one match!? And now we hear that you haven't even booked us on the pay per view yet? What exactly was the point of us coming here? Lacey, I know you have something to say.
HOW'D YA KNOW!? *Lacey Von Erich steps into view. Von Erich begins talking quickly and without pause, while Rain just watches in bewilderment* You must be really smart! But I'd just like to tell you Mr. Foley that I'm real excited about being here, and THANK YOU SO MUCH for allowing me to team up with Angelina last week... It was like a dream come true! And I can't wait til Knocked Out... I'm going to make you proud. I'm going to beat that... uh... *twirls the end of her hair* ...who am i fighting again? Ah well, it doesnt matter, cause when I lock in the iron claw, there is no doubt that I will come out on top!
Are you crazy? I wasn't talking about you! You're not the only Lacey in WCTNA anymore
REALLY!?! Oh that's so exciting! Where is she?
*Rain points behind Von Erich at her tag team partner*
OOO! *Turns around and looks around* oh... her? No, that can't be right... she doesn't look anything like me! She's short, got brown hair... and the face she's making reminds me of the witch from Wizard of Oz!
*Lacey shows signs of getting increasingly pissed off.* That's IT! I can't take it anymore! *Lunges at Von Erich, but Rain catches her*
Oh! *Von Erich looks suprised* I'm sorry sweety... I don't hug strangers
IF YOU DON'T GET HER OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW... WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT IF SHE BLEEDS BLONDE!
*Rain tries to settle Lacey down, then grabs Von Erich by the arm* Come on, we're getting out of here.
*Cheery* OK! Where we going? Ooh! Are we going to get some ice cream?
... Not exactly *Rain and Von Erich leave Foley's office.*
*Lacey stands there seething for a few moments, then looks up at Foley, then begins speaking very softly*
We come here with the promise of being able to get on WCTNA television. We are here, we are ready. And yet we sit in the back while bimbos like that run around here like they own the place. We're the BEST DAMN FEMALE TAG TEAM IN THIS BUILDING... YOU'VE GOT US UNDER CONTRACT... YOUR NOT PAYING US A DIME... WE'VE ALREADY MADE WCTNA A TON OF MONEY WITH US JUST BEING HERE. And as we stand here... we STILL DON'T HAVE A MATCH for the Knocked out PPV. *Steps right up to Foley and puts a finger right in his face I'm not asking you Foley... I'm telling you... FIX IT!
Alright, alright, how about you versus Sojo Bolt and Rhaka Khan. How does that sound?
Lacey and Rain look satisfied with this outcome. Sara del Rey pushes past them both and stands in front of Mick Foley.
You know what Mick? You know what? I've been kicking every one of these girl's asses ever since I set foot in this company 3 weeks ago. I've kept the WCTNA medical team in jobs, and probably even needing to recruit more people. That may seem like a negative for you because it costs you extra money, but here's some truth. It is MAKING you money as well. Because people pay to see me beat people up. They pay to see me make people suffer. I'm an asset to this company Mick, and I deserve to be on the Knocked Out PPV. Yet, here I am, without a match right now.
Well, Mick, I've bided my time. I've shown you and every other Knockout that they better not f*** with me. I said that I would work to earn a match I deserve at the PPV. The more I win, the higher quality the bitch that I get to beat up, remember? Well, last week, I got to kick the crap out of Taylor Wilde, and I enjoyed it. I loved it. But... Roxxi cost us that match. That goes down as a loss on my record because she couldn't keep up with... with Hamada. Hamada and I had some hard hitting fun little exchanges last week. And since technically she beat me... I want a shot at redemption.
And Mick... I've been building my reputation for weeks around here. I want my last hurrah to be something to remember for years to come. I have no doubt I'll hurt her. That's a foregone conclusion. But I want to hurt her like nobody else I've faced so far. Mick, I want a Monster's Ball match with Hamada tomorrow night at Knocked Out.
If you don't give it to me? Well, I'll have the match with her unofficially. So, you can advertise my match and increase buyrates, or you can sit and watch as I steal the show anyway.
You know what? That actually sounds like a good idea. So you want your match, you've got it. Now if there is nothing else, I have a match to get ready for. Everybody out!
*the Knockouts file out*
You too, JB.
Mick...
Go!
*JB leaves as well leaving Foley alone in his office*
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