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Post by forgottensinpwf on Nov 17, 2009 21:10:55 GMT -5
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Post by mattperiolat on Nov 17, 2009 21:31:48 GMT -5
LAW!!!!!
*sings the Law song for fun*
Great little bit from a movie that honestly doesn't look THAT horrible. Just not that good.
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Post by Jiren on Nov 17, 2009 21:36:51 GMT -5
Judge Dredd is a pretty good movie.
No way near as good as the comics but still pretty good.
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Post by Free Hat on Nov 17, 2009 21:44:24 GMT -5
I agree with him that the movie is so bad that it's actually kind of entertaining. Really it's all because of Stallone. Had it starred anyone else, it would have been agony to sit through.
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Post by Goldenbane on Nov 17, 2009 22:00:45 GMT -5
Anyone else think that robot/terminator thing looked very VERY suspiciously like Arnold Schwartzenagger?
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Post by livetowin on Nov 17, 2009 22:15:00 GMT -5
BUT YOU BETRAYED THE LAW!
LOLLLLLLLLLL!
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Nov 17, 2009 22:45:23 GMT -5
I've been waiting for this for 20 YEARS!
Sorry!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2009 22:54:30 GMT -5
I have the MP3 of the lounge music he played, it's a Super Mario Land song actually. Just a nerdy thing I noticed.
I remember this movie being hyped to hell and the videogame available to rent at my grocery store. For some reason it was one of the few games I never rented.
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Post by Triple Kelly on Nov 18, 2009 0:05:02 GMT -5
LAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!
Great review. The part where he intercut Schneider and Jar Jar complaining was PERFECT.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Nov 18, 2009 1:08:24 GMT -5
Doug got his degree in Mugging 101, I see...
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Nov 18, 2009 1:22:16 GMT -5
I agree with him that the movie is so bad that it's actually kind of entertaining. Really it's all because of Stallone. Had it starred anyone else, it would have been agony to sit through. I agree. It's an awfully made movie, but I love it none the less. |
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Post by Michael Coello on Nov 18, 2009 1:29:55 GMT -5
Weird he skipped the big Judge massacre and the end of the catfight. I enjoyed the movie, even though my knowledge of the comic is just one story and the crossover with Aliens. I just loved Rico in this movie the most. It's like the bad guy in Warriors of Virtue. The dude's so over the top, it's awesome. And James Remar didn't deserve to go out like that.  |
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Nov 18, 2009 2:05:07 GMT -5
He's right on another aspect in that film: Joan Chen is hot as hell in that movie!
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Nov 18, 2009 2:41:23 GMT -5
I LOVE/HATE this movie. Love that it's one of my favorite comics and Hate because they screwed up so much of the comic to make the movie, if thats anything new.
The dark humor and stories of the facist police state are put aside for what is essentially a big loud action movie.
I was hoping for another Linkara appearance here but oh well. Maybe he doesn't read the book.
I sent NC a list of almost everything wrong with the movie in regards to the comic. Didn't use it but at least I hope he read it considering the mail that guy must get.
Also, this has got to be one of his FUNNIEST reviews ever. I LOLed many times at this.
Diane Lane AND Joan Chen. yummy.
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Nov 18, 2009 3:16:28 GMT -5
I agree with him that the movie is so bad that it's actually kind of entertaining. Really it's all because of Stallone. Had it starred anyone else, it would have been agony to sit through. Agreed, but if you're gonna pick a Stallone film that's so bad it's entertaining I would have way rather seen him do Demolition Man. That movie is insanely funny just due to how over the top asinine it is. Seriously, the 3 seashells, Sandra Bullock's cheesy acting, the virtual sex, Murder Death Kill, the electronic swear jar etc. That movie is full of crap, but so entertaining because of it |
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Post by Red Impact on Nov 18, 2009 11:36:28 GMT -5
I agree with him that the movie is so bad that it's actually kind of entertaining. Really it's all because of Stallone. Had it starred anyone else, it would have been agony to sit through. Agreed, but if you're gonna pick a Stallone film that's so bad it's entertaining I would have way rather seen him do Demolition Man. That movie is insanely funny just due to how over the top asinine it is. Seriously, the 3 seashells, Sandra Bullock's cheesy acting, the virtual sex, Murder Death Kill, the electronic swear jar etc. That movie is full of crap, but so entertaining because of it That's because Demolition Man is awesome ;D Seriously though, I think most of that is meant to be tongue-in-cheek, whereas Judge Dredd isn't played off that way. |
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 18, 2009 12:39:21 GMT -5
I agree with him that the movie is so bad that it's actually kind of entertaining. Really it's all because of Stallone. Had it starred anyone else, it would have been agony to sit through. Agreed, but if you're gonna pick a Stallone film that's so bad it's entertaining I would have way rather seen him do Demolition Man. That movie is insanely funny just due to how over the top asinine it is. Seriously, the 3 seashells, Sandra Bullock's cheesy acting, the virtual sex, Murder Death Kill, the electronic swear jar etc. That movie is full of crap, but so entertaining because of it Disgustingly, the seashells part is based on actual fact. That's how coastal people used to wipe.  |
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Nov 18, 2009 12:50:08 GMT -5
Diane Lane AND Joan Chen. yummy. They do make for one delicious catfight. |
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Nov 18, 2009 13:17:00 GMT -5
Seriously, the 3 seashells, Sandra Bullock's cheesy acting, the virtual sex, Murder Death Kill, the electronic swear jar etc. That movie is full of crap, but so entertaining because of it Demolition Man and Judge Dredd is a hard call. DM is REALLY silly whereas Judge Dredd is seriously bombastic like a bad Oliver Stone movie. Heres a better question, Diane Lane or Sandra Bullock. Both look good in their cop costumes. |
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Post by Alexander The So-so on Nov 18, 2009 13:39:41 GMT -5
I hadn't seen this beforea, but I loved the review. Had me in stitches all the way through. I'm going to be impersonating Stallone talking out of one side of his mouth and saying "LAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH" for days now.
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