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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Mar 18, 2010 0:14:07 GMT -5
"How is it screwed-up logic? Surely your parents can't be proud of such a delinquent lowlife, and you just stated, and I quote, "I couldn't care less about them, so hey, why not?" By my logic (which is vastly superior to yours), you're going to fail." My dad was a deadbeat who beat me until I grew big and strong enough to beat him back, which I did regulary once he fully retired from the ring. Mom was useless in every sense of the word. I don't care about those losers, and no one else does."Aw, does Amigo have mommy and daddy issues? I guess that explains why you are who you are."
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 18, 2010 0:17:47 GMT -5
My dad was a deadbeat who beat me until I grew big and strong enough to beat him back, which I did regulary once he fully retired from the ring. Mom was useless in every sense of the word. I don't care about those losers, and no one else does. "Aw, does Amigo have mommy and daddy issues? I guess that explains why you are who you are." Not really, I'm a self-made man. But, since you said you were raised as a W.A.S.P., I can't help but think your mother was a whore just aching to break free, and your father was probably a Navy serviceman who loved the cock, but could not be free because of his blind devotion to his impotent priests.
Heh, like father, like son, eh?
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Mar 18, 2010 0:22:50 GMT -5
"Aw, does Amigo have mommy and daddy issues? I guess that explains why you are who you are." Not really, I'm a self-made man. But, since you said you were raised as a W.A.S.P., I can't help but think your mother was a whore just aching to break free, and your father was probably a Navy serviceman who loved the cock, but could not be free because of his blind devotion to his impotent priests.
Heh, like father, like son, eh?"I could get angry with you about insulting my parents (who I might add raised me perfectly and are proud to see their son grow up to be such a respectable athlete). Instead, I'll back off. You obviously have some deep-seeded emotional problems with your parents, so I'll back off as opposed to further enraging your emotions. Now run along and cry into a corner."
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 18, 2010 0:26:22 GMT -5
Not really, I'm a self-made man. But, since you said you were raised as a W.A.S.P., I can't help but think your mother was a whore just aching to break free, and your father was probably a Navy serviceman who loved the cock, but could not be free because of his blind devotion to his impotent priests.
Heh, like father, like son, eh? "I could get angry with you about insulting my parents (who I might add raised me perfectly and are proud to see their son grow up to be such a respectable athlete). Instead, I'll back off. You obviously have some deep-seeded emotional problems with your parents, so I'll back off as opposed to further enraging your emotions. Now run along and cry into a corner." Yeah, that's only half-right. You only suck off Seth to get ahead. *Puns rule* And cry? Bitch, please. Crying is where you whine that you couldn't win Seth's cardboard title because you suck and blame it on me. I broke his leg ages ago anyways, and now, he can't walk properly now. Score one for me.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Mar 18, 2010 0:31:18 GMT -5
"I could get angry with you about insulting my parents (who I might add raised me perfectly and are proud to see their son grow up to be such a respectable athlete). Instead, I'll back off. You obviously have some deep-seeded emotional problems with your parents, so I'll back off as opposed to further enraging your emotions. Now run along and cry into a corner." Yeah, that's only half-right. You only suck off Seth to get ahead. *Puns rule* And cry? Bitch, please. Crying is where you whine that you couldn't win Seth's cardboard title because you suck and blame it on me. I broke his leg ages ago anyways, and now, he can't walk properly now. Score one for me."I'm done going back and forth with you. All I want to do is rip your head off so none of us have to listen to your moronic spiels. I'll do this whether or not Seth Drakin gives me the match at Saved by the Bell."
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 18, 2010 0:33:26 GMT -5
Yeah, that's only half-right. You only suck off Seth to get ahead. *Puns rule* And cry? Bitch, please. Crying is where you whine that you couldn't win Seth's cardboard title because you suck and blame it on me. I broke his leg ages ago anyways, and now, he can't walk properly now. Score one for me. "I'm done going back and forth with you. All I want to do is rip your head off so none of us have to listen to your moronic spiels. I'll do this whether or not Seth Drakin gives me the match at Saved by the Bell." Well, be sure you have your ball with you when you run away, kiddo.
Buh-bye!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2010 1:08:56 GMT -5
What the hell is Logs Out? Some kinda drug?
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Post by Square on Mar 18, 2010 5:46:33 GMT -5
What the hell is Logs Out? Some kinda drug? It's the only way to stop him from killing puppies, sad but true
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Mar 18, 2010 6:32:56 GMT -5
What the hell is Logs Out? Some kinda drug? Log out with your blog out?
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Mar 18, 2010 10:08:00 GMT -5
So, after leaving us off the show last week, we got a big 6-man tag coming up. Heavy Metal Hollywood against the Southwest Connection and a partner of their choice. Well, that's a-ok with me, because it offers yet another opportunity to show the world why Heavy Metal Hollywood is the most dominant force in the WWCF, why we hold major championship gold, and why we shall continue to hold it for a long time to come.
Its been announced that Naitch is going to be the next challenger for Viva's title. To me, that doesn't make a lot of sense, seeing as he really hasn't done anything to earn it - he couldn't even get past the first round of the Honour tournament, for crying out loud - but nonetheless, I'm looking forward to watching my man Viva unleash an epic beatdown, much like the one I gave Naitch when we won those tag belts.
As for the PPV, TTS still hasn't announced his partner, but it appears as if Seth is trying to stack the deck against us by making The Sam a special referee. I wanna go on record now and state that if he in any way tries to screw us out of those belts, I can't be responsible for my actions. Still, Dave and I get to prove that we're the best damn tag champs this place has ever seen, and Koda has promised not to interfere, because quite frankly he sucks at it.
The appetite for destruction still ain't sated. Tyfo, Naitch and whichever poor sap you choose to team with you, get ready for another humbling defeat, to the greatest stable of all time. We're staying on top of this organisation, and if you don't like it, we don't care.
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Post by Jazzman on Mar 18, 2010 11:04:24 GMT -5
I'm sure by this point YellowJacket is already preparing his excuses for gettting his ass kicked tonight, but ths fact of the matter is that I am advancing to the semifinals of the Tournament Of Honor.I knew you could do it, baby, but do you think you'll have a problem with "Champagne" Jay Carroll next week?You know, Sara, the guy may have a big mouth, but thus far he's backed it up.I know, I was at the catering table and he walked up and he just wouldn't SHUT UP, going on and on about Twilight, I mean he just went on and on and on about those stupid sparkly vampires and Taylor Lautner and . . .Okay, Sara, that's enough, honey, they get it.
Jay, you may be all about the flash and the bubbly, but in the middle of that ring, it will be about skill and determination and passion, and from what I've seen, you just don't quite have what it takes to beat me.
And, Cut. I don't know what's funnier, the thought of me actually watching one of those horrible Twilight films, or the weak insults Seth Drakin threw around about us earlier this week...
As a matter of fact, you and I have a lot in common, JoMo. You've got a beautiful girlfriend, I usually walk around with four beautiful women. Our entrance themes are distinctive, our personalities outlandish, you're a prankster, I enjoy laughing at people ... We both wound up in the WarGames match for the same reason, on the same side: A shared hatred of Seth Drakin. We're also both former champions, looking to pull ourselves up the ranks of the WWCF despite management not being fond of either of us....
But, there's where the comparison ends. We've been in the ring together 3 times, Johnathan. The first time was a champion versus champion match, Heetz!11! vs. Hardcore. You remember who won that match? I did.
The second time was a 4 corners hardcore match. I may not have been involved in the decision, but only one of us truly lost that night, and it was you.
The third time, I won again. You see a pattern? This Monday, you can walk in the ring, running your mouth, smiling with your girlfriend all you want to... All it's gonna net you in the end is another loss to me. The Championship of Honor has my name written on it already.
Look Jay, don't start writing a check your ass can't even come close to cashing. The belt is my destiny. I need to make right with this company and save it from HmH. You and I may have that and alot of other things in common but it will be me wearing that belt around my waist, not you.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 18, 2010 12:31:44 GMT -5
Seth: You four want the match? You can have it. Just sign waivers saying WWCF is not responsible if one of you gets hurt. I have been in a dog collar match and I know you can get freakin hurt. Also.....since its a tag match.....Amigo will be chained to Evil M and Square will be chained to Yellow Jacket. Knock yourselves out.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Mar 18, 2010 12:48:41 GMT -5
Seth: You four want the match? You can have it. Just sign waivers saying WWCF is not responsible if one of you gets hurt. I have been in a dog collar match and I know you can get freakin hurt. Also.....since its a tag match.....Amigo will be chained to Evil M and Square will be chained to Yellow Jacket. Knock yourselves out. "I'll sign the contract on one condition: Amigo is chained to me."
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 18, 2010 12:54:46 GMT -5
Seth: You four want the match? You can have it. Just sign waivers saying WWCF is not responsible if one of you gets hurt. I have been in a dog collar match and I know you can get freakin hurt. Also.....since its a tag match.....Amigo will be chained to Evil M and Square will be chained to Yellow Jacket. Knock yourselves out. "I'll sign the contract on one condition: Amigo is chained to me." Seth: Fine then......Amigo is chained to YellowJacket and Square is chained to Evil M.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Mar 18, 2010 13:21:11 GMT -5
"I'll sign the contract on one condition: Amigo is chained to me." Seth: Fine then......Amigo is chained to YellowJacket and Square is chained to Evil M. "Deal!"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2010 16:01:20 GMT -5
"I'm done going back and forth with you. All I want to do is rip your head off so none of us have to listen to your moronic spiels. I'll do this whether or not Seth Drakin gives me the match at Saved by the Bell." Well, be sure you have your ball with you when you run away, kiddo.
Buh-bye!
*Logs out**Sparks logs on and sees the fight. He shakes his head.* Tsk Tsk. Just like children.
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Post by Square on Mar 18, 2010 16:53:40 GMT -5
Dog collar match? Just because Jacket has some daddy issues and wants to try and take it out on Amigo and The Revolution of Evolution? It will take a lot of money to even make this match happen with Her Majesty's Greatest Export involved
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 18, 2010 20:38:22 GMT -5
Dog collar match? Just because Jacket has some daddy issues and wants to try and take it out on Amigo and The Revolution of Evolution? It will take a lot of money to even make this match happen with Her Majesty's Greatest Export involved Seth: Okay.....would you rather have your tag team partner go it alone?
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Post by Tyfo on Mar 18, 2010 20:46:35 GMT -5
Congrats Jazzman, you got the best of me this week and your moving on, so good luck in your quest to be whatever it is your trying to be. But that was last Monday, now I'm moving on to other things. My partner has been named the #1 contender for the WWCF Championship at Saved By The Bell.
In this match with Viva, the only way to win is to beat your opponent down so bad that their corner man is forced to throw in the towel, just to avoid the complete destruction of their friend and partner. Well, I know littlenaitch well and I know that he doesn't have any quit in him and he will stop at nothing to regain the championship that he once proudly held.
I can't exactly say the same thing for our Hollywood King. He may claim to be so far and above anyone else here, but the fact is he's about to be knocked back down to Earth real fast. In a match where you can stretch and bend your opponent to the point that they can't handle the pain or the pressure anymore, that's where naitch and myself live. That's what we do. We both went through the dojo's in Japan early in our career, we took any punishment they could dish out to us and we NEVER gave up and we kept coming back for more because we knew it meant being THAT much closer to getting where we wanted to be. Well now we're here, and with the biggest championship in the game on the line, littlenaitch will NOT quit, just as I wouldn't quit. And I defiantly will not quit on him at Saved By The Bell. This towel will be in my hand when the bell rings to start the match and it will be in the same place when it's all said and done.
Think about it Viva, think about who you are trusting your championship destiny with. You want to put your title reign in the hands of Dave? naitch, myself, and many others put our careers in his hands once, and he sold us down the river. Is that really the person you want standing in your corner, with the ability to end your title run at any second?
This Monday night we've got a 6 man tag. A little preview of what's to come. Heavy Metal Hollywood, you better be prepared, naitch and myself have a partner, and he's assured us he'll be there and more then ready to rip into all of you. In fact, I'm looking forward to it.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 18, 2010 20:51:45 GMT -5
Dog collar match? Just because Jacket has some daddy issues and wants to try and take it out on Amigo and The Revolution of Evolution? It will take a lot of money to even make this match happen with Her Majesty's Greatest Export involved Don't worry about it. We've beaten them before, Yellowjacket is terrible at hardcore stuff, they still are beaten up, and we have The Hangman at Ringside in case they want pull a fast one."I'll sign the contract on one condition: Amigo is chained to me." Seth: Fine then......Amigo is chained to YellowJacket and Square is chained to Evil M. Makes sense.Well, be sure you have your ball with you when you run away, kiddo.
Buh-bye!
*Logs out* *Sparks logs on and sees the fight. He shakes his head.* Tsk Tsk. Just like children. Ah, and what appearance by me isn't made complete without the inevitable showing up of my # 1 fan AND stalker?
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