Triple Kelly
Vegeta
Not once, twice, but three times a Kelly
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Post by Triple Kelly on Dec 5, 2009 19:48:39 GMT -5
A midget rapes a peasant girl while a caveman watches. Thank you, movie. I watched this last night with six other people and the end, where the midget gets the girl, got roundly booed by everyone. Seriously, the lecherous midget rapist was the MOST SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER IN THE MOVIE! The friggity hell? Yeah when he was unbuttoning her blouse I was getting REAL uncomfy but I kept watching cause I figured he'd get squashed at the end and there'd be justice but......was this movie written by a member of WWE creative? |
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Dec 5, 2009 19:54:22 GMT -5
Me, my brother, and my mom were watching a rerun of Futurama. It was the one where Fry lost his nose and they go to the alien planet of Omricon Persei 8 to retreive it. Well, as some of you know, the two aliens started arguing about their relationship. And this exchange happened. Ndnd: I don't like lialics. Your first wife liked lialics. Lrrr: She also liked to SHUT UP! Well my brother completely lost it. I found it funny, but not like he did. Few seconds later, he was still laughing and then I started losing it. Last time I lost it was at this Futurama aswell, but it was whenver Bender would go "WoooOOOooo", liked when Lur said about having Fry's "Lower Horn" jerked and Bender said "Its used to it WooOOOooo". |
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Dec 5, 2009 20:16:44 GMT -5
{Spoiler}At the end of Turtles Forever when everyone is going their seperate ways Krang says "Just wait 'til we get back to our dimension. I'll finish my giggle ray. And then we'll see who's laughing now!" That had me going for a good 20 minutes. So much so I was cracking up while driving to the bank and had to hold in when I went inside to get my pay check cashed. And then resumed as soon as I walked outside. So I yes. I literally laughed all the way to bank. But it had nothing to do with how much money I'm making. |
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Dec 5, 2009 21:00:23 GMT -5
My friends and I were returning home from a night of drinking (We had a designated driver.). We stopped at Krystal's (It's like a southern White Castle.) for some food. We are all eating, and one of my friends starts talking about how great his food is, in mid sentence he vomited all over himself. I laughed so hard, I literally hurt myself. That happened last weekend. Reading this. It reminded me of a classmate of mine who really had a drinking problem, still does. Not that I'm a saint, but this guy would get so drunk that he'd be sitting at the bar talking to a gal, then he'd lean off to the side and puke all over himself, holding his hand in front of his mouth to direct it all down on himself. Then he'd wipe his hand on his pants and keep talking to the woman like nothing had happened. I watched this happen on more than one occasion, and I still had an incredulous look on my face whenever stuff like that happened. |
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Dec 5, 2009 21:12:07 GMT -5
^Sounds like the typical Packer fan to me. ;D
'Hi this is Chuck Storm...'
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Dec 5, 2009 21:15:23 GMT -5
^Actually, he's a queens fan ... er, I mean Vikings fan. ;D
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Dec 5, 2009 21:24:18 GMT -5
^Gah, no wonder he throws up so much.  |
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Dec 5, 2009 21:35:47 GMT -5
^But they're all giddy with delight right now. I haven't seen them this whipped up since 98.
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Dec 5, 2009 21:47:51 GMT -5
^Yea but I laugh at the idiocy of it all really, I would not be that confidant when you've played a whole season full of scrubs, except the Steelers who they lost to and the Ravens who they should of lost to(missed FG in a dome  ). But yea, as a Packer fan this video gives me much confidence of shutting up the noisy purple people eaters. SAVEUS_SAINTS |
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Dec 5, 2009 21:51:32 GMT -5
^That last Monday Night game where they stepped on the Pats with a hobnailed boot made me think they're hitting their stride and are the best in the NFC.
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Dec 5, 2009 22:02:45 GMT -5
Also they have scar face and the guy who sleeps with Kim Kardashian.
To stay on topic and just cause you gotta laugh at why anyone would trust the guy again in a win or go home situation, here's BF's last ever pass as a legitimate legend of the game and not just a mercenary for the highest bidder. Play me off keyboard cat!
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Dec 5, 2009 22:05:52 GMT -5
^You had to remind me of that day. I actually screamed at the tv "NO!" in a loud voice right as he lofted that pass up there.
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Dec 5, 2009 22:12:31 GMT -5
^You had to remind me of that day. I actually screamed at the tv "NO!" in a loud voice right as he lofted that pass up there. Something along those lines? ;D I actually watched the second half muted because the Fox commentary was making me want to commit hari kari with their Plexico and Eli bumming. |
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Dec 5, 2009 22:17:51 GMT -5
^The only thing they got right that day was when they showed the gals wearing the bikinis out in the crowd when it was like 25 below zero, and Aikman said "I see those girls out there and it makes me feel like a sissy."
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Dec 5, 2009 22:23:33 GMT -5
 Brett and Aaron need their hand warmers and giant coats, nah these girls need to get their freak on...even in below freezing weather.  I can safely safe they don't make fans like that anymore. |
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Dec 6, 2009 0:26:19 GMT -5
^I admit, they impressed the hell out of me that day. It was freaking cold in Wisconsin.
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Albino Heat
Don Corleone
You're a nasty bastard, and your momma said so!!
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Post by Albino Heat on Dec 6, 2009 1:26:23 GMT -5
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