Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Nov 24, 2009 1:00:32 GMT -5
I don't know who this guy returning is, but he's gonna show up late. Night of The Wrestling Zombies was the last PPV. In all, a very solid go home show for The PPV. It's Buggy The Clown/Cyborg Franky, of course!
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Nov 24, 2009 1:09:20 GMT -5
I will volunteer to write the elimination match for the Heavyweight Title, of course I will accept suggestions from the other participants and anyone in general.
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 24, 2009 1:26:24 GMT -5
I'll write my match.
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Post by Topher is Human on Nov 24, 2009 1:28:18 GMT -5
Awesome go-home show guys, like promised expect a nice little promo shortly
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Post by skiller on Nov 24, 2009 2:16:18 GMT -5
*The camera pans around backstage, focusing on Starshine in front of a vending machine. He puts money in and presses a button. Nothing comes out. He frustratedly shoves the machine, eventually trying to shake his item free before he gives up. Out of nowhere, a large, black boot kicks the machine, inches from Star's head. A large mound of chocolate and other confectionery falls out. Starshine bends down to pick up a few as we pan back showing the boot to belong to Cthulhu. Starshine gets up, and notices the camera.*
Starshine - You know, it's funny. In two weeks we're set for what you're to believe, our biggest title defense to date. From what I've heard, and from everything I've seen. Our opponents aren't exactly a high level threat. In fact, I would say, together they aren't on any sort of level. So let me show you what I mean. Look at this.
*He peels open a KitKat pack.*
Starshine - Now this is us, Cthulhu and myself, The Technical Professional: Two Guys Who seriously Rock. We're a single unit. We're part of the same scene... well as close as you'll get. We're peas of the same. We've broken bread together, as you may put it. Now here is what our esteemed opponents look like.
*He breaks the KitKat in half.*
Starshine - See, they're not united. They're... hang on, let me make this more accurate.
*He takes a bite out of one.*
Starshine (While mouth half full) - Okay, now see this broken one? It represents Stryker. He's breaking down and a clear liability. The weaker link as I'd put it, a target if you will. On the other hand, this unbroken one represents Viva Los Bio Dome. Viva, has started showing some flare. He's the obvious main threat of the duo. The stronger arm. But here's another problem.
*He gives the KitKat to Cthulhu, who tosses it behind him, and brings out a Crunchie and Cherry Ripe.*
Starshine - Look at this Crunchie. It's yellow and crusty on the inside, just like Stryker. Now, this Cherry Ripe must be Viva. He's career's looking red hot, but he also seems a little bitter. Together, this is a combination that just doesn't work. It's just how things are.
Next week, In Your Apartment, WWCF World Tag Team Titles. It's happening. Those who think we'll be losing our belts raise your hands. Now those with your hands down, please slap the nearest person with their hand up. Because they, like The Resistance need to realise the truth. That truth is that in like there are a few things you can count on. Death, taxes and two champions who seriously rock your world.
*Starshine takes a bite of the Crunchie and Cherry Ripe together, but quickly looks sick and spits them out.*
Starshine (while walking off) - That wasn't my best idea.
*The camera follows Starshine away and turns back to Cthulhu who suddenly kicks it, turing the feed into static.*
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Nov 24, 2009 3:20:08 GMT -5
Good-ass NiteRaw.
I guess I can write the HME vs Southwest Connection match. I'm gonna promo later, got a busy day at uni ahead of me.
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Nov 24, 2009 4:10:27 GMT -5
*D-Day Dave is partying at his hotel room with a bunch of groupies as Fred G. Neric comes in for an interview.*
G. Neric- Dave have you heard that Little Naitch and Tyfo reunited tonight and are calling you out?
D-Day Dave- Yeah Neric I saw. You see Neric tonight I wasn't at the show because I'm working on lyrics for The Heavy Metal Express' first album.
G. Neric- You guys are actually a band?
D-Day Dave- Of course we are a band. We are the best band to come along in ages. We play nothing but metal because everything else sucks.
G. Neric- Okay so what about The Southwest Connection challenging you and your partner Headbanger Man for In Your Apartment?
D-Day Dave- Well I can see that they are a little sour after what me and The Sam did which is why right now I am going to apologize to them publicly because they were both very good team players that did a lot for me.
G. Neric- Really?
D-Day Dave- Of course not Neric! Those two a-holes really want to blame me for their problems? As I remember it it was Little Naitch that walked out on WWCF Corporate! And Tyfo was nothing more than a waste of space! Just for the fact that they can't hack it anymore in singles competition isn't my problem.
G. Neric- Well with this match you and Headbanger Man aren't all that experienced as a team yet and you are going up against one of the first and most decorated teams to ever walk into the WWCF. How do you think The Heavy Metal Express will handle that?
D-Day Dave- We will handle it like we handle everything. We will come. We will see. And we will kick some Southwest Connection ass! You see Neric what you and a lot of other people don't get yet is that The Heavy Metal Express is the future of tag team wrestling in the World WrestleCrap Federation. The Southwest Connection is old news. They just don't have what it takes anymore to compete in a much more highly competitive WWCF as shown in their singles competition as of late.
G. Neric- What is your prediction for the match?
D-Day Dave- I can't tell you what will happen during the match. But I can tell you that after it, D-Day Dave and Headbanger Man, The Heavy Metal Express, will have our hands raised in victory starting a new era in WWCF Tag Team Wrestling.
G. Neric- Okay then well thanks for the interview Dave.
D-Day Dave- No problem Neric. And by the way. Stay tuned for the next few days because I'm going to debut a solo song I wrote just for The Southwest Connection.
G. Neric- And it will be metal because everything else sucks?
D-Day Dave- Now your getting it Neric. Now beat it okay. I've got to give these girls a ride on Heavy Metal Mountain.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Nov 24, 2009 7:44:08 GMT -5
I'll send you some spots, if you don't mind.
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Post by Topher is Human on Nov 24, 2009 9:19:51 GMT -5
My name is King Motor-Colt. The one true constant in the WWCF, I'm a former WWCF Tag Team Champion, Former TromboneWeight Champion, The first ever King of WrestleCrap and of course a former WWCF Champion. In less than a week I will step in the ring with 3 superstars in a brutal match up where the last man standing will deservedly be called the WWCF Champion. A match I plan on making the match where I become the WWCF Champion for the second time ever.
However first off I would like to take a look at my three opponents, because what's a victory without the losers who made it possible?
I'll start first off with a man that I've said quite a bit about already, a man who I have a long history with here in the WWCF... Square. This is his first real opportunity to prove himself as a main eventer and as a singles star. Do I think he'll deliver the goods? Honestly? Not a chance! Now I'm not saying that I don't think he has what it takes, or that he won't ever get that shot at glory. But I have defeated him every single time we've been in the ring together... So I can't see him winning this match as long as I'm in it. I am your glass ceiling Square, either embrace it or destroy it.
Next up is another "glass ceiling" case, "everyone's favourite underdog, up and comer, detective" or whatever he's billing himself as in Aaron Enigma. My former protege. Call yourself an underdog all you'd like Aaron, we both know that is pure bullshit. You have more main event experience than Square and you've cleanly beaten the champ Jazzman. Infact if anything I'd call you one of the favourites here... One of. Because you see to win this match you have to overcome your former mentor in myself. We did good this last week on NiteRaw as a team, and it was you who got the pin in the match, not me, and after the match you had me scouted perfectly. Some underdog, I say this as a genuine friend of yours in this business, if your saying this because you honestly think you're an underdog in almost any situation, you have confidence issues, severe ones that I don't think a man can carry a company with, thus simply cannot win this match... OR if it's what I'm almost certain it is, you simply talking yourself down to garner the sympathy vote from the fans, get over yourself and simply be who you are. How can you expect to be taken seriously as a contender if you either can't yourself, or think it's all just a popularity contest...
You guys might be noticing a pattern here, that is my being the "glass ceiling" to many superstars. It's not the first time it's been said about me, if you remember M.O.P. said the same thing leading into GookerMania. Some people tend to complain about my position in this company, creating that "glass ceiling" that supposedly constricts a superstars rise up the ladder here... But they always seem to overlook something... There is a reason why I'm always up the top of that ladder, there's a reason why people can't seem to overtake my position as "The Man". I have remained the relevant, I have been able to adjust and evolve with the times to still be considered a top player. I've got the skills to take on the best and continue to dominate for over a year now. I've never skipped a beat and I have proven time and time again why I am the Story on Page One, why I am the WWCF's White Knight...
Which brings me to my final opponent... The WWCF Champion Jazzman, the man who believes he is now the White Knight of the WWCF. Me and Jazzman have had a war of words for roughly a month now and neither man seems to want to let up. He believes it's time for a passing of the torch, the changing of the guards, he's successfully beaten everyone else from "My generation" such as Naitch, AA and Drakin, so he believes I'm the last logical step to take before ushering in his new generation. New School if you will. I've seen how he's been in recent weeks, and do I feel sorry for him? Honestly I can't say I do, everyone suffers, but if one is truly hurt the last thing he'd do is use it to garner sympathy from the fans.
It's pathetic, and if that is what the New School Generation is going to be like, then if I'm able to win, I fear for the future. The Old Guard still has some fire left in it, and it's in the form of The Story on Page One, Colt.
I will walk into this Fatal Four-Way, I will be the glass ceiling over this new generation if I have to, I will prove why I am the White Knight of this Company. I won't just be The Story on Page One... I will be The Story.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Nov 24, 2009 11:35:04 GMT -5
*The Headbanger Man is in the rehearsal room, surrounded by empty bottles of whiskey and some groupies. He demolished a drum kit and then turns to the camera*
So Stryker beat me this week. Of course, I fought a fair and honest fight and he had to spit that green mist in my face to get the job done, but whatever. This certainly isn't over by any stretch of the imagination. Me and Dave are looking to get into the tag title mix, and its a matter of when rather than if. Whether its Two Guys Who Seriously Suck, or that cheater Stryker and his loudmouth partner, doesn't matter.
Now speaking of tag teams, it seems we've been issued a challenge. Two guys who once stood so tall in this company, but are nowhere near that peak anymore. Tyfo and Naitch, if you feel like re-uniting your tag team is gonna kickstart your careers, then you are very much mistaken. I know you're pissed off because Dave upset the apple cart, but I really couldn't give two craps about that. I'm here to play hard, drink hard, fight hard and win a lot of matches, and its gonna happen at the PPV. The Southwest Connection were once the team to beat, but those days are long gone now, and you're gonna find out the hard way when we kick your asses all over the place. You'll regret calling us out, and when I satsify my appetite for destruction, you'll think twice before going on another one of your lame reunion tours.
I've said it before, I'll say it again. I really don't care if you like me or if you hate me. I've shed more of my own blood than anyone in this company possibly could. Now I know that there are no hardcore matches at this upcoming pay-per-view, which means that me and Dave are going to have to use our cohesiveness and superior teamwork to defeat the My Career's Gone Southwest Connection, and that's exactly what's gonna happen. I've heard people whining "Oh you guys have only just formed, wah wah wah..." - get the hell over it. We're gonna run roughshod over this company, and it starts with Littlenaitch and Tyfo, and ends with gold around our waists.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some work to do.
*Headbanger Man smashes another drum kit into obilvion, and then breaks a beer bottle over his own head*
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Nov 24, 2009 12:08:44 GMT -5
You know, a lot of words are going to be exchanged in the upcoming week leading up to this title match. It's understandable. Motor-Colt has already listed his list of accomplishments, and he basically ragged on the other participants in the match. I figured I should set the record straight yet again, because people are once again misunderstanding me.
Do I think I'm the underdog in this match? No, I don't. I don't consider myself the underdog. Ever since my first win on Niteraw against Koda and Metylerca, I've always been close to the top of the heap. The fans love me. I make big things happen. There is one thing in this company I haven't done, and that is win a title. It's a shame really. I know I shouldn't be angry about it, but part of me feels like I've been robbed. I mean, I've had three title shots in the 11 months I've been in this company. One of them against our current CEO for his championship of Honor, one against M.O.P. and Above Average for the Inter-Forum title, and one against TTS for the Heatz title. Out of these matches, two ended due to cheating. So in reality, I've had one true title shot.
Now I could spout about how other people were able to waltz in and win a title in a few months. But I don't need to. All that matters is In Your Apartment. As the only person to never hold a title in the match, I have big shoes to fill. I know the fans want to see the Head Detective solve the biggest case of his career, and I know I have a good shot at doing it. After getting Sam fired and ending Corporate's reign of terror, because I mean really, they haven't done anything since then, I feel like this title match was a matter of time. You have to prove yourself worthy of a title shot. I've been a consistent winner, and I've beaten everyone in this match except for one.
Motor-Colt, I am forever grateful for what you, Above Average and EMW taught me in The Story. However, those days are over, and it's time for myself to rise higher than I have ever been. You think I consider myself the underdog, but you would be wrong. The only truth in this match is that I'm the only person to never win a title. Think about that for a second. I know you have won just about every title in this business. You have done it all pretty much. However, I'm not a new guy any more. I've worked my ass off to get this title shot. You call yourself the glass ceiling. That just means I'll be breaking through you to get what I want. You are the seasoned veteran, and the only person challenging for the title who has held it before.
Now I'm trying to shake up the company. There are a few other people like myself that feel we are ready for the main event. Now I've been in the main event quite a bit, but you know what? I've never been a champion. I spent a few months in the shadow of The Story, while the three of you were champions. Do you know how hard it is, to want to challenge your own mentors for their titles? I hate to admit it, but I was secretly hoping one of you would lose your title, just so I could have a shot at getting it. But I could never catch a break. I don't belong in the hardcore division, and I wasn't experienced enough to challenge for the Heavyweight title back then. Eventually, I just grew tired of it, so I broke free from The Story, and struck out on my own. Now look at me, I'm one win away from accomplishing my dream!
Square, Jazzman, don't think I've forgotten about the two of you either. Square, I don't know what your problem with me is, you say I don't deserve a title shot, but I beat Jazzman cleanly in the ring to earn my shot. You won a battle royal, so I won't say you don't deserve it. However you consistently like to put me down, but you know what, it doesn't get to me. When I was just starting out, a lot of people put me down. If anyone is making me seem like the underdog, it's you. It isn't me. You say I've thrived on being the underdog, but in reality, I've thrived on the insults from you, the words from Colt, the bad mouthing of everyone that has ever insulted me. It pushes me to do better. I will prove you wrong Square.
Jazzman I don't have much to say to you. Sorry about your life, it sucks man, and it is gonna get worse. Just because I feel sorry for ya doesn't mean I'll think twice about taking that title from you. Becoming the champion is my dream, my life's ambition. I want to be able to hold that title up to all the fans, and thank each and every one of them for their love and support. I want to be able to be the start of a new era. Not a passing of the torch as Motor-Colt calls it, but a new WWCF where everyone gets an equal opportunity. The main event recently for the title have been all the big names, all the former champions. I want some fresh faces in there, and it starts with me. Jazzman, you defied everyone and rose to the top, not accepting anything less than the best from your opponents, and believe me, next Monday you will get my very best.
In fact, all three of you will get my best. I have something to prove to the rest of WWCF and every fan in that arena. I will prove that I can make it to the top, even when people said I couldn't. People said I wouldn't be able to make it to the top. People kept shooting me down, hell Corporate tried to take me out permanently. You can't stop Aaron Enigma though. You can't out-think the Head Detective. I will not be denied next week. I will step into that ring with three former champions, and after the bell sounds for the end of the match, there will be a new champion in the books. And his name? Well, that's just elementary.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2009 12:11:46 GMT -5
WWCF Heatz!!1 Title Match: TTS V. Jay Carroll Being written by Jay Carroll
The General of the Monkey Army V. The Boiler Room Brawler Being written by BRB
Hardcore Title Match: Jonathan Michaels V. Yellow Jacket Guest Referee: Amigo Being written by Jonathan Michaels
The Heavy Metal Express V. The Southwest Connection Being written by Headbanger Man
Inter-Forum Title Match: M.O.P. V. "Damn Right" Jackson
WWCF Tag Team Title Match: Two Guys Who Seriously Rock V. The Resistance Being written by Viva Los Bio Dome
4-Way Elimination Match for the WWCF World Title: Jazzman V. King Motor-Colt V. Square V. Aaron Enigma Being written by Aaron Enigma
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Post by Jay Carroll on Nov 24, 2009 13:24:19 GMT -5
I'll write TTS and I's match, and any other match match you guys need written.
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Jazzman
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Post by Jazzman on Nov 24, 2009 14:08:50 GMT -5
*We cut to a Dark room with 1 spotlight shining on Jazzman, who is sitting against the wall*
Well, most of the folks invovled in this match have had their say and I think it's only fair that I get my turn. This match is the biggest of my career to this point. Sure Gookermania was big, Chamber of Horrors was huge, but this fatal 4 way, this is gigantic. Not only will I need to defeat 1 man, I must outlast three to retain my title. Needless to say, the deck is stacked against me retaining this title.
Let's start with the man I thought I'd take one 1 v. 1, Mr. Motor Colt. He said he doesn't feel sorry for me, saying that I used my recent breakdown as a way to garner sympathy. Colt, I always thought you were cold and calculating but this is a new low. You are so scared of me passing you by that you felt the need to launch into a personal attack that was unwarranted
But what if you are right? What if all this is a work? I'm sure the journalist you are you checked your sources and came up empty. Your Stroy on Page One is nothing but a dirty rag filled with lies, deceit, and an attempt to get people on your side with silly catchphrases and slogans. You're good in the ring, hell your one of the best, but I think I'm a little bit better.
Now, onto Square. Square, I have no real knowledge of where you fit into this equation, sure you have history with Aaron, history with Colt, but none with me. You consider yourself the true Revolutionary in this company. The way I see it, your still angry and Starshine for kicking you to the curb and are projecting that anger toward all of us. You are the least deserving of us in this match, and the true underdog. Maybe that plays into your favor, maybe not, I don't know.
Finally, there is Aaron. The other warrior is this battle to take the company in his vision. Let's look at it truthfully Aaron, you too are one of the best in this company, but I fear if you win it. True, your breakthrough to the world title would be a great Story, wouldn't it? Look closely at what I just said though, The way I see it you can claim to be your own man, but I can't buy it.
Your group with M.O.P. and Michaels is nothing more than a 2-bit Story rip-off. Sure, you say you aren't a faction, but instead friends. Wow, that sounds incredibly familiar and I think that you guys have enough gold between Double A's IF title and Evil M's... oh I'm sorry, I'm looking at some results from 7 months ago, it's so similar I must have made that mistake. That era was when I decided that I needed to make a change in this company and now that you want to usher in that era again, I plan on doing everything in my power to stop that from happening.
I hope you gentlemen realize that this is a different Jazzman then people are used to seeing. I've been pushed to the edge, sleeping with one eye open, checking around doors. Some may say that in my quest to be the champion, I've fallen into paranoia. Well, maybe they are right, but that's the point. When I go into a downward spiral of darkness the only thing that keeps me happy and lighthearted is this world title. Sure, the support from the fans is nice, the money pays the bills, and the notoriety is neat, but it's holding this belt and being able to claim that I'm the best wrestling in the world that truly makes me happy.
This spotlight around me is where I belong. I am the WWCF world champion, I am the bandleader of this new age, and I am the chosen one. This spotlight and title are staying with me for a long time gentlemen, I don't ever expect it to go out.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Nov 24, 2009 17:16:22 GMT -5
Jazzman, I find it strange that you compare me, M.O.P. and Michaels to The Story. First off, I haven't really associated with the two of them since the tag match we had a couple Niteraws ago. We're friends, but we don't really team, because none of us really want to. We are perfectly fine in our own element. Lemme explain something to you Jazzman. The Story is dead. I left it, and sure me and Motor-Colt teamed up once since then last night to beat the two of you, but it was just business. Do you really think I'm trying to bring it back? It's true, me, M.O.P. and Jon have each others backs, but that's only if someone tries to cheat their way to the top. But honestly, we've been focusing on our respective matches.
Besides that, have you noticed the contenders recently for their titles? I mean, you had Headbanger Man in his first title shot that wasn't the hardcore title, and now DR Jackson for M.O.P. You don't think that's new enough? try Yellowjacket facing off against Michaels for the Hardcore title. And look at me, trying to liven up the main event scene by competing for your title. You know the kind of era I'm trying to usher in? An era of equality, where everyone has the opportunity to earn a title shot. I'm leading by example and I'm not the only one doing so. You have no idea what I'm capable of if you can't see the bigger picture here.
You say I won't change anything, but you can't predict the future. If you retain the title, things stay the same. I am not stopping until that title is around my waist, no matter how many obstacles I have to go through. Being the champion is my dream, and while I'm doing it for the fans, I'm more-so doing it for myself. At In Your Apartment, I step into the proving grounds against three tough opponents, but I will persevere. I don't know why you think I would usher in a past era. I learn from history so I don't repeat it. I have a lot of respect for you Jazzman, but your darkness is catching up with you. Face your fears, beat your demons, but sacrifice is necessary. Tragedy strikes the best of us man, but next week, it will cost you that title. It isn't rocket science, it's elementary.
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Post by Square on Nov 24, 2009 18:54:37 GMT -5
You want to stop writing me off? You want to stop trying to make it in your minds a three way dance? Because all three have you said that I'm not a challange for you, that I'm just some loud mouth with nothing to back it up. You're all making it damn sure clear that there is a gap between where you three are and where this young English lad is, and I want to thank you for it.
For you see you've all made it clear to me that In Your Aparment is my make or break match, my chance to explode or implode. You've made it clear that I'm the underdog, so it's time for this dog to stop barking and start biting. Underestimate me at your peril, because I'm not just some two bit wrestler that lady luck has smiled upon. I'm a man who'll knock you out without a moment hesitation, that will destroy your face with the Squareplosion and that will simply keep fighting. This dog is ready and more determined than ever to go out and kick some ass, and if I'm the underdog than so be it I guess it'll be a fairy tale story.
Jazz, have you even done any research on me at all in preperation? Because if you did, you would have learnt that during a small injury that I recieved thanks to your old friend Metalcyra I quit Corprate because of them attacking my brother therefore me ending The Non American Heroes. My anger comes from what I was taught when being trained, Stryker may be a nutjob but he gave me a few good tips, get ready to see this anger up close and personal
Colt, your my glass celling? Then get to be shattered because I'm ready to explode, I'm ready to take my rightful spot in this company and prove why I'm the Revolution of Evolution and that I can back up what I say.
And Engima, you don't respect me at all because we are the exact same except for one decision. We were both the posterboys for a high powered stable in this company and I decided to stand on my own two feet when you were being coddled by the rest of the Story. Theres so many other reasons why I don't like you, or respect you as a man. But you know more than the other two the fire that engulfs us both. That fire which drives us to break out from the barriers, to stand out from the crowd and to be the king of the moutian.
I'm ready for a fight, and In Your Aparment this dog will it's day
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Post by littlenaitch on Nov 24, 2009 18:56:29 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is seen in his hotel room fuming over the comments made by The Heavy Metal Express.
LN- So the Heavy Metal Express think the Southwest Connection can't go anymore eh? Yes it has been awhile since we have teamed together but that wont make any difference in six days at In Your Apartment. We are going to show the entire wrestling world that we are still the greatest tag team in this companies history! Tyfo and myself aren't getting back together just because our singles careers aren't working out at the moment. Do you all need a reminder that Tyfo is the current holder of the money in the bank briefcase that he can cash in at any time he wants?
Now the reason Tyfo and myself have gotten back together is because for one, we don't like how the tag team division has turned out lately other than the Two Guys Who Seriously Rock. Also, we are both still fuming over the fact that Dave tried to sell us to the disney Corporation and then walzes back in here like nothing happened. I don't even know how that moron Headbanger Man can even trust Dave after everything that went down. There are only a few men that I can trust with one being Tyfo and the other being my former manager TheSam who no longer works here because of Dave's stupid business plan that backfired. TheSam only went along with it cause he figured nobody would ever find out that he was apart of the deal but Dave lied to him on that which is why TheSam is no longer working here. Heavymetal Express, get ready to see the re-emergence of the greatest tag team in WWCF History in six days at In Your Apartment as The Southwest Connection return with a new found passion as we begin our climb back to the World Tag Team Championship and it all begins with you two!!
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Post by Jay Carroll on Nov 24, 2009 20:33:30 GMT -5
*Is sitting in the locker room tonight i went out and i failed i lost to Vivas after i got distracted by Tts and Jay Carroll and i was humiliated by Vivas and you know what..*Throws chair dammit Vivas are you proud of yourself!! Vivas TTS and Carroll it took 3 of you to beat me*Punches hand threw wall you wanted to fight this rookie is that all I am. Bring it on all 3 of you!! If i can find 2 partners i challenge you 3 clowns to a match On the next show. Cause you know what Vivas Since you beat me it makes me want to beat you even more and take out tts and Carroll in the process*fades to black*
[/quote] *The cameras inside Jay Carroll's Lap of Luxury begin rolling. A close up shot of this particular toy doll.... Is trotted across the screen, then unceremoniously booted off camera. The camera pans up to TTS and Jay Carroll laughing and holding their stomachs* Gonzo, I can't believe you're really blaming TTS and I for your little neck injury. We didn't even lay a finger on your carcass, all we did was remind you that the boogeyman is real! Viva Los Bio Dome decided to make you pay for a rookie mistake, and tried to put you out of commission for good just to prove a point. What did TTS and I do? We..watched. Then we laughed. Then we bought a Gonzo doll, and did impersonations of you nearly having your neck snapped off, kinda like this...*TTS whips out a chicken and slices its head off. Jay and TTS burst out in laughter* As for your pathetic little challenge, I bet you'll be hard pressed to find 2 idiots in this company who are willing to be sacrificed to whoever the hell TTS chants to... The Loa? I dunno... But, on the off chance that you do, I'll be willing to accept your challenge. That is, provided I don't have something better to do. Like count money, or talk TTS out of a frivolous lawsuit against my personal tailor for mis-sewing a button on my suits. Now, onto more important things... This Sunday, a clash of friends and brothers will have to take place on Pay Per View. Live, In Your Apartment, the two members of Voodoo Champagne will be forced to face off for the first time in one-on-one singles competition. And I couldn't be any happier about it.*The grin on TTS's face suddenly changes to a look of anger and bewilderment. * Now, before you slice MY head off like a chicken, hear me out. You and I began partnering up about a couple months ago, and while things have been going just fine, sometimes "just fine" isn't good enough. Like, for instance, the Tag Team Round Robin? We had no business losing to Sparks and Amigo, even if he was using some skull implant to cheat his way to victory. And, while it was an ok deal for the time, we had no business agreeing to help TGWSR retain their tag titles. What have we gained in compensation? Nothing.
The fact is, we are a good partnership. I keep you in check just long enough so that we aren't suspended by The Powers That Be, you give me an excuse to be a depraved bastard. A partnership that was forged mainly due to convenience, and us using each other's services, has actually turned into something good. But... we ain't perfect. And this Sunday, we get the chance to take out whatever aggressions against each other we have had building up, with the added benefit that no matter what happens, we keep these two titles...*Jay holds the Montego Bay and Heetz!!1 Championships* Right here in our camp. Now, I'm not saying we should go out there and beat the hell out of each other, but, we should take advantage of this chance to make ourselves better. Because, how often do we have to wrestle others as crafty and skilled as ourselves? Not very often, especially in a company full of jobbers, also rans, never-were's, and never-gonna-be's. So I'm bringing my A-game this weekend. And I hope you will do the same. After this match, we can go back to popping champagne and kicking around Gonzo dolls. Deal?
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Nov 24, 2009 21:03:03 GMT -5
This thing is quite sneaky. For those involved, don't worry, it's all good:
*At WWCF Hall*
*Dressed normally, in contrast to the well-dressed people around him*
OK, so not too long ago, an associate and/or associates of Johnathan Michaels and/or Yellowjacket approached me over the phone to bribe me with an object of desire to lean in the favor of their client at the upcoming PPV. This is indeed true. Now, to keep things juicy, I won't say who said person was, or who said person represented. Also, I will not confirm that both sides might have tried this, all you people need to know is that at least one side has tried something. Now, I am many things: I'm handsome, I'm tough, I'm cool, I'm a Drummer, and a real one, not like that other guy who just thinks beating up a drum kit is drumming, and a Pornography enthusiast, but NOT a biased Ref. I'm calling this one right down the blood-soaked middle for once, because, well, it's more fun to see them both hurt then just one. So, that's it. Bye.
*Leaves by going down the stairs, but stops suddenly because.....
*Sparks tries for a flying tackle, but misses Amigo when he sidesteps. Amigo holds him down, and he is taken away by security*
Too obvious, Sparks. Too obvious.
*Leaves for real now*
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 24, 2009 22:28:13 GMT -5
*From the Boiler Room*
Nice one, General.
I'll give you that you know how to use your lover.
But I'll show you and your lover how I use my big, massive, pipe wrench this Sunday at In Your Apartment.
I promised you that I would beat the everliving tar out of you and your monkey if you ever stepped foot in my boiler room again.
So you know what?
I've noticed that you like your Hardcore Challenges.
Well I've got something for you, General: a Boiler Room Challenge!
We enter my Boiler Room, and we must find a hidden key to escape the Boiler Room.
The man who escapes the Boiler Room wins!
Whaddaya say?
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