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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2009 17:39:52 GMT -5
*Is seen in a darkened room with a concrete floor. A single light shines from above down on a dented steel chair. Sparks walks on-screen and slowly, but comfortably sits down on it. A smirk appears on his face.
Yep...You guessed it. This steel chair is the same one I buried your face into. Cliche isn't it? But I digress. Amigo, it seems you like to make a mockery and to poke fun at your adversaries. You make them out to be stupid mindless lugs who do ridiculous things. Lets take recently for example. It looks like I, "Sparks" tried to tackle you but missed.
Oh ho! How demoralizing! There is NO WAY I will mess with you again! I feel so ashamed! Boo hoo hoo!...Really? Is that your ultimate plan? You think some guy in a cheap-ass costume is going to stop me from demolishing you week in and week out? Well, Amigo, if that's the case, you might as well go back to your drawing board cause' that ain't happening.
The time of fun and games is over...it's time to act like a real man. Now, I know that can be hard for you since you act like you are in the 2nd grade all the time, but you have to make a decision. The clock is ticking and time is about to run out... At "In your Apartment", you are going be refereeing a match. I personally don't care about that match in particular, but trust me, Amigo. I will be there...I don't know when I will be there, but I can guarantee you that I will definitely be making an appearance. So you better be on your toes. See you at the PPV, partner.
*Camera fades*
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Nov 25, 2009 17:43:06 GMT -5
*Is seen in a darkened room with a concrete floor. A single light shines from above down on a dented steel chair. Sparks walks on-screen and slowly, but comfortably sits down on it. A smirk appears on his face.
Yep...You guessed it. This steel chair is the same one I buried your face into. Cliche isn't it? But I digress. Amigo, it seems you like to make a mockery and to poke fun at your adversaries. You make them out to be stupid mindless lugs who do ridiculous things. Lets take recently for example. It looks like I, "Sparks" tried to tackle you but missed.
Oh ho! How demoralizing! There is NO WAY I will mess with you again! I feel so ashamed! Boo hoo hoo!...Really? Is that your ultimate plan? You think some guy in a cheap-ass costume is going to stop me from demolishing you week in and week out? Well, Amigo, if that's the case, you might as well go back to your drawing board cause' that ain't happening.
The time of fun and games is over...it's time to act like a real man. Now, I know that can be hard for you since you act like you are in the 2nd grade all the time, but you have to make a decision. The clock is ticking and time is about to run out... At "In your Apartment", you are going be refereeing a match. I personally don't care about that match in particular, but trust me, Amigo. I will be there...I don't know when I will be there, but I can guarantee you that I will definitely be making an appearance. So you better be on your toes. See you at the PPV, partner.
*Camera fades* *At the Batcave home*
So, let's see what the Internet had in store for me.
*Reads email, and sees Sparks*
*Deletes it*
That's it? This stupid thing must be broke again.
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Post by Viva on Nov 25, 2009 22:44:33 GMT -5
*Viva Los Bio Dome is seen eating a healthy salad in his trailer. He's currently filming a commercial for Niteraw vs. Heatz!!1 2010.*
So I guess it's my turn to talk about how me and Stryker deserve the belts over Two Guys Who Seriously Rock. I've said time and time again how I don't like the way 'Two Guys' beat us at Night of the Wrestling Zombies, but I respect it. I respect it with a passion. You see, those two men decided to do whatever it takes to win. They put it to Stryker in the worst way and used the tights for the 1-2-3. And you know what, I'd have done the same god damn thing. 100 times out of 100, I'm going to do WHATEVER is necessary to win. I've proven that.
I've also proven that I will mess you the hell up if you take your eyes off of me for one second. I destroyed Ganzo as a message to not only 'Two Guys' but also everybody in the back. DO NOT take your eyes off of me. I am a liability to your health, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Starshine, I like you. You're a solid dude, and other than the pseudo homosexuality you've displayed on occasion, I'd like to think we're a hell of a lot alike. But let me make one thing clear, okay? I'm not a f***ing piece of candy. I am "Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome. I am a superstar unseen by this company ever before. I embody everything that every fan in the stands want to be. I am gorgeous, I can take any woman I want, I can win any match I want, and I can take your belts any time I want.
I'd like to think that this Sunday, on display is going to be a battle of who can get grittier, who can play the dirtiest, and who can use the cheapest tactics. I'm cool with that. I hope you two are.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 25, 2009 23:01:43 GMT -5
I vote for Merry Christmas Seth Drakin.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Nov 26, 2009 7:56:56 GMT -5
What am I thankful for on this Thanksgiving day? I'm thankful that, in three days, the Hardcore division will meet the reaper. And personally holding the scythe that day will be none other than me.
For the past few years, the Hardcore division has done nothing but muddy up a worthless promotion, making it look worse than it already was. It gave no-talent hacks a time to shine, taking away the limelight from those who deserved it. Now that I've arrived, a new age is approaching.
An age where talent and expertise rules the land, not steel chairs and barb wire. An age where superstars grace the stage, not backyard wrestling rejects. The age of the Yellow Jacket.
Happy Thanksgiving!
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Post by Jay Carroll on Nov 26, 2009 10:49:24 GMT -5
*Jay Carroll is sitting at a dining table inside the Lap of Luxury. A large Thanksgiving spread is laid out in front of him, ganished and presented as if Martha Stewart had set it up*
Thanksgiving is a fickle holiday. Thanks to some old fogey that has been dead for 150 years, people across America are forced to sit down at a table, pretend they like everyone there, and enjoy foods they only eat about twice a year. And why do they only eat these foods twice a year? Because, they fatten people up worse than our everyday diets. And that's saying a lot.
The worse part is, we have to rummage our minds and find something to be "thankful" for. Kinda like being forced to tip your waiter because it's tacked on to your bill, I never understood this tradition as a kid, and I don't observe it now. If I'm truly thankful for something, I'm not going to wait until there's a gathering of people around me to say how I feel. I'm just going to do it right on the spot.
However, there is one person I'm thankful for this holiday season. And that would be you, Seth Drakin. At first, when you forced me into a match with my tag partner, my mind leapt to a thousand and one conspiracy theories. I tried my damnedest to fight against your decision, considered laying down in the match, no-showing the match, anything not to take on my tag partner and force Jazzman to acknowledge my presence. But, there was no way around it. So, I began letting the gears in my mind spin, tried to see how I could work this situation in my favor. And now, I've found it. TTS and I can strengthen our team this Sunday via corporal punishment. Jazzman will still be ripe for the picking, since I have this feeling that he's gonna retain this Sunday due to some fraudulent means that will help him keep this "White Knight" crap going. And, I get to prove that I really am the top of the latest rookie class by potentially winning the Heetz!!1 Championship for a second time.
So, Seth, I'm thankful for you allowing things to fall in place perfectly for me, even if it didn't happen as I planned. A toast, to you and yours.
*Jay Carroll pours a glass of champagne, toasts it in the air, and downs it in 3 gulps as the cameras stop rolling*
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Post by darbus alan on Nov 26, 2009 15:39:01 GMT -5
*is seen at a Jersey diner with Jonathan Michaels and Aaron Enigma*
Happy Thanksgiving all. I'm showing my friends Jonathan and Aaron how we do Turkey Day here in the Garden State when Mom or Grandma don't feel like cooking, and look at all this delicious looking food! *camera pans out to show turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy, yams, stuffing and cranberry sauce* Eat up, boys!
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Post by skiller on Nov 26, 2009 17:08:12 GMT -5
What are Two Guys Who Seriously Rock thankful for? We're thankful that we're WWCF Tag Team Champions. We're thankful that we're just so good. We're also thankful that I'm such a stunning, sexual specimen, the most handsome guy backstage. That I'm just so awesome at everything I do, that I sometimes even embarrass myself.
...Oh, and Cthulhu's okay too.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Nov 26, 2009 17:15:06 GMT -5
*Next, on the panel*
You ask what I'm thankful for, WWCF Interview Guy? Nothing, because everything I have is by me and me only. I'm not some yutz from New Jersey who has to live on a prayer, and this is the time to thank whatever Deity of your choice, nope, I'm a self-made man, and I hate my family, so f*** them, they aren't getting a free meal ticket today, and yay for me. Assholes.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2009 17:26:02 GMT -5
You all want to know what I'm thankful for? NOTHING I've seen people who've had it all lose it because of one sound The sound of a gavel banging They lose everything because of the opinion of 12 strangers I'd say I'm thankful that I've never been on the wrong side but at one point I'd have welcomed it simply because there would be heating and free clean water I've learned never to be thankful because to be thankful for something implies that it was given to you not earned I'VE EARNED EVERYTHING! I WAS GIVEN NOTHING AND DESERVED EVERY BIT! I MADE MYSELF AND AM THANKFUL FOR NOTHING So while you gorge on Turkey I'll have jerked chicken and spit on those who ask for a tip
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Nov 26, 2009 17:37:09 GMT -5
...........I sense a pattern amongst said Heels.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2009 17:38:26 GMT -5
...........I sense a pattern amongst said Heels. We're all awesome?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Nov 26, 2009 17:43:41 GMT -5
...........I sense a pattern amongst said Heels. We're all awesome? Well, minus Yellowjacket. I kid. Maybe.
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Post by Square on Nov 26, 2009 17:54:25 GMT -5
You ask the Revolution of Evolution what he is thankful for? How about the fact that in a few days the future of WWCF will become world champion at In Your Aparment. Also I'm thankful that when you pick up a dictionary, flick to the Ws and look for wrestling all there is is a picture of me, becaue I am wrestling personified. Dare to underestimate me, because this dog doesn't just have a loud bark, but his bite is vicious too. Three Squareplosions are charged and are ready to explode to destroy the glass celling and win the world heavyweight championship.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 26, 2009 20:28:28 GMT -5
*is seen at a Jersey diner with Jonathan Michaels and Aaron Enigma* Happy Thanksgiving all. I'm showing my friends Jonathan and Aaron how we do Turkey Day here in the Garden State when Mom or Grandma don't feel like cooking, and look at all this delicious looking food! *camera pans out to show turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy, yams, stuffing and cranberry sauce* Eat up, boys! Excuse me a minute, fellas.Jonathan steps outside to have a smoke. YellowJacket, do you know what I'm thankful for?
I'm thankful for my girlfriend, Sara, My buddies, Aaron and M.O.P, and believe it or not, I'm thankful for you.
Because you made it clear to me that I've become complacent, I've become jaded, I had lost the fire inside.
Well, thanks to you, that is no longer the case.
Because make no mistake, YellowJack-it, this Monday at In Your Apartment, you will be out of your element, because you, quite simply, are not hardcore.
You just don't have it in you, you don't have the nerve, the guts, the cojones, to do what is neccesary to be hardcore.
You are just a pathetic little lackey doing Seth Drakin's bidding, desperately hoping to get a pat on the head because maybe your REAL daddy didn't love you enough.
And do you even know WHY Drakin wants this belt gone so badly?
Because he couldn't even BEGIN to have the ability to win this belt anymore, he couldn't hack it when he held this belt and lost in a matter of three weeks.
I've held it for FIVE MONTHS, longer than anyone else in this company.
And that eats you up inside, Drakin, you know you could never beat me, that's why you ran away like a scared little girl the last time we fought.
And now you're brainwashing your little flunkies to try and do what you couldn't, and rest assured, Drakin, YellowJacket WILL fail.
Are you still listening, YellowPanties?
Because this Monday, I will end you.
I will beat, bruise, maim, break, gouge, bloody, sprain, scar and cripple you.
I will do things to you you could never imagine, and when I finish with you, you will BEG Drakin to fire you, because you will NEVER want to set foot in this ring again.
AND, CUT!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 26, 2009 21:46:01 GMT -5
*Seth listens to what Jonathan said with a fury.*
Seth: Jonathan, you say I couldnt cut it in the hardcore division. Let me educate you on a few things since neither you nor your friends were around when I was hardcore champion.
First off.....when I held the Hardcore Title.....the life-span of a title reign was 1 week. 1 WEEK!!!! The fact of the matter is.....I held that belt for not just one week, not just two weeks, but three weeks. And to be honest, I never cared about the Hardcore Title when I held it.
Second off, the reason why the life-span was one week was there was a 24/7 rule running at the time so while you could just coast into your next title match.....I was literally having to watch my back every second.
Third off, I have been in Dog Collar Matches, in the Thunderdome, in Wargames, in Last Man Standing Matches, in No Hold Barred Matches, and in what was for a short time my favorite....Good Housekeeping Matches. Anyone can tell you that it takes beating me to a bloody pulp to beat me when there are no rules.
If I could compete in that ring, I would take you on in a Hardcore Title Match myself on principle so you could understand what it was like during my three week reign. I have suffered concussions, stingers, and broken jaws because of my stubborness when it comes to Hardcore Rules. The worst you have had to deal with is your girlfriend going to a mental health facility because some fool you hired by the way, couldnt protect her from a stalker.
But you know what, the reality is the board wont allow me to compete and stay CEO. I would like to stay CEO and unlike Dave, I am not going to hide behind a mask to get two paychecks so that isnt going to happen. But even if you could convince the board to allow me to compete against you for one night only, there is one other person who has the power to say I can come out of retirement and with the contract he and I signed plus the hell it took to get this right, you would have to really convince him to throw all his hard work out the window.
The reason I want the Hardcore Title gone is because it is a barbaric act on human beings and no man should have to suffer the toll it takes on your body as well as shortening of life. Not even for the adulation of the fans is it worth your own life. So since it is Thanksgiving, you might want to be thankful that I am not allowed to take that title and retire it myself.
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Post by darbus alan on Nov 27, 2009 1:12:00 GMT -5
Giving you guys a heads up: not going to be really anywhere near a computer next week. I'll be back next Sunday.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Nov 27, 2009 4:32:21 GMT -5
Well, minus Yellowjacket. I kid. Maybe.*Puts his head down and does the Incredible Hulk walk away*
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Nov 27, 2009 10:08:22 GMT -5
What is the Black Dynasty thankful for? I'm thankful for how PC the world is currently getting, equaly opportunity is the wave of the future and the more I look into the outside world... The more people of a minority I see with steady jobs and comfortable homes.
However... It's a shame the same cannot be said about the WWCF. I am not only the only Black superstar to get a title shot, I am the only black superstar in this company's history! And of course every single person behind that curtain don't like me, so I've had no choice but to fight my own way to the top, beating the "best".
So when it comes to Thanksgiving in the WWCF, what am I thankful for? I'm thankful for neither enemy nor friend, I'm thankful for being the man of attitude, I'm thankful for being the man who is single handedly making a different, I'm thankful for simply being the Black Dynasty.
Damn Right!
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Nov 27, 2009 12:43:27 GMT -5
*Aaron Enigma sits at a table during WWCF Fan Axxess signing autographs for fans. He looks to the camera for a second before continuing to sign autographs*
First off, I'd like to thank M.O.P. for his Jersey-style Thanksgiving yesterday. Now as you can see, I'm currently signing autographs for the fans. This is just another way I thank the fans for all their support. Without them I wouldn't be where I am today. Next Monday, You'll see the fans give the biggest cheer in WWCF history!
*Aaron signs a couple more autographs, takes a couple pictures with the fans and suddenly stands up*
The next WWCF Heavyweight Champion...
*all the fans scream*
THE HEAD DETECTIVE, AARON ENIGMA!
It isn't rocket science, it's elementary.
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