Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Nov 29, 2009 22:57:03 GMT -5
Well, I had good money on the Wargame Warriors... Speaking of the Wargame Warriors, did we end up keeping that swing set from that park that was stuck in perpetual darkness? Ah yes, the ever-popular "Do a promo in a darkened area" fad.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2009 23:11:27 GMT -5
Well, I had good money on the Wargame Warriors... Speaking of the Wargame Warriors, did we end up keeping that swing set from that park that was stuck in perpetual darkness? I think we gave it to Molotov Mocktail as part of his severance package.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2009 23:12:48 GMT -5
Speaking of the Wargame Warriors, did we end up keeping that swing set from that park that was stuck in perpetual darkness? Ah yes, the ever-popular "Do a promo in a darkened area" fad. If I selectively remember correctly, only one person ever got over with one of those. And that was me.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Nov 29, 2009 23:14:30 GMT -5
Ah yes, the ever-popular "Do a promo in a darkened area" fad. If I selectively remember correctly, only one person ever got over with one of those. And that was me. And if memory serves correct, I never did one. Go me.
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Nov 30, 2009 0:11:40 GMT -5
Ah yes, the ever-popular "Do a promo in a darkened area" fad. If I selectively remember correctly, only one person ever got over with one of those. And that was me. What about "Evil La Parka"? That guy was awesome. ;D
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2009 0:15:55 GMT -5
If I selectively remember correctly, only one person ever got over with one of those. And that was me. What about "Evil La Parka"? That guy was awesome. ;D Lemme think... Evil La Parka... Evil La Parka... You mean that guy I thrashed in a couple of hardcore matches? Yeah, he was awesome, huh?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 30, 2009 0:21:26 GMT -5
What about "Evil La Parka"? That guy was awesome. ;D Lemme think... Evil La Parka... Evil La Parka... You mean that guy I thrashed in a couple of hardcore matches? Yeah, he was awesome, huh? Yeah......I had to carry that guy throughout the entire Crusade days.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2009 0:27:35 GMT -5
Wait. Maybe we're being too hard on Parka. I mean, he had a lot of memorable moments.
Like when he debuted as a main event level competitor, then promptly lost his first match to Legion.
Or that epic feud with Doley, which I believe Doley won.
Oh and there was also that match where Jono pinned him in like 5 seconds or something like that.
Evil La Parka: Leave the Memories Alone
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Nov 30, 2009 0:34:08 GMT -5
Wait. Maybe we're being too hard on Parka. I mean, he had a lot of memorable moments. Like when he debuted as a main event level competitor, then promptly lost his first match to Legion. Or that epic feud with Doley, which I believe Doley won. Oh and there was also that match where Jono pinned him in like 5 seconds or something like that. Evil La Parka: Leave the Memories Alone When you return I'm going to hit you with my guitar.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Nov 30, 2009 0:39:49 GMT -5
Wait. Maybe we're being too hard on Parka. I mean, he had a lot of memorable moments. Like when he debuted as a main event level competitor, then promptly lost his first match to Legion. Or that epic feud with Doley, which I believe Doley won. Oh and there was also that match where Jono pinned him in like 5 seconds or something like that. Evil La Parka: Leave the Memories Alone When you return I'm going to hit you with my guitar. No no, it's cool Dave. You were living a double-life, obviously that's why you rarely ever showed up as CEO anyways.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2009 0:41:31 GMT -5
Wait. Maybe we're being too hard on Parka. I mean, he had a lot of memorable moments. Like when he debuted as a main event level competitor, then promptly lost his first match to Legion. Or that epic feud with Doley, which I believe Doley won. Oh and there was also that match where Jono pinned him in like 5 seconds or something like that. Evil La Parka: Leave the Memories Alone When you return I'm going to hit you with my guitar. *From a top secret location, Evil M hears D-Day Dave's threat* Ahem...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...*Takes a breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*Stops and wipes the tears from his eyes* Ah man, that Dave. Funny, funny guy.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Nov 30, 2009 0:43:21 GMT -5
Tomorrow is going to be epic, I hope everyone likes the Main event because it's pretty awesome.
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Post by Topher is Human on Nov 30, 2009 2:35:00 GMT -5
Hey, I did a month of the "darkened room" promos and I was doing good! but they were pretty much to sell the whole impact of the Phantom of the Opera match,
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Post by littlenaitch on Nov 30, 2009 3:48:17 GMT -5
We see former Triple Crown winner Littlenaitch walking outside the parts unknown arena where In Your Apartment takes place. Littlenaitch looks into the camera with a huge smile on his face.
LN- Tonight is the night where the Southwest Connection team up for the first time in months as we face the newly formed team that go by the name of the Heavy Metal Express. They are comprised of Headbanger Man and the former CEO of this company D-Day Dave.
Now this Headbanger Man has quite the future ahead of himself but he made a bad decision by teaming with the man who tried to sell this company off. I don't quite understand how this rookie believes he can trust his tag team partner after Dave tried to sell this company off. If that sale would have went down, who knows if we would still even be here today. This rookie is going to be taught a lesson tonight by Tyfo and myself. Headbanger Man is not going to know what hit him when this match is all over. The Heavy Metal Express are going to be taught a lesson in Tag Team 101 by the team that helped built this company. They are going to be taught a lesson by the team that even though haven't teamed together in months, are still better than the Heavy Metal Express. Our opponents have been pretty quiet this week leading up to this match as they must have been too busy trying to become a band instead of focusing on this huge tag team match. I feel so bad for you Headbanger Man as you made the wrong choice by sticking up for Dave who is not going to help you advance your career. All Dave is going to do Headbanger Man is cause you many beatings by this roster as it is not just the Southwest Connection that hate Dave but a lot of this roster hate him.
Littlenaitch pauses for a second.
LN- I just don't understand why Headbanger Man would sacrifice his bright future by teaming up with a man who almost ended his career before it could get started. The sky was the limit Headbanger Man but you threw it all away to team up with a scum bag in Dave. Like I have been saying, he is going to hold you back and make sure he is the star of the team and not you. See, unlike the Southwest Connection, you two don't have anywhere near the experience teaming up that Tyfo and myself have which will eventually cost you. You two don't have the timing that we do. You two don't know what the other is thinking like we do. We know what the other is going to do before he does it. We weren't two time World Tag Team Champions by luck you know. It tooks years of teaming together over in Japan to become a well fuctioning unit which is something that you two do not have. Our run back to the top of tag team wrestling begins tonight when he wipe the mat with you two and prove to everyone that the Southwest Connection is still one of the top tag teams in the world today. See ya tonight, Heavy Metal Express.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Nov 30, 2009 5:35:54 GMT -5
Naitch, that was a nice little speech pal. You wanna worry about my career now, do you? Well only ne person dictates what direction The Headbanger Man's career goes, and that's me.
You make a point of calling me a rookie - I've been here for a year now my friend. I've got a lot of experience under my belt, and while not all of them have been good, I still feel as if I've made enough of an impact - hey, you seem to want to talk about me at great length, for one thing.
I've yet to win a title belt in this company. To me, that is an absolute travesty - I bust my ass week in and week out, only to see undeserving scrubs get title shots and actually win belts. I came very close to winning the Inter-Forum Title, but it wasn't to be. So I figured, me and Dave have too much in common for us not to gel as a team. Sure, he pissed a lot of people off, but he isn't out to make friends with the likes of you, and neither am I. I came here to redefine hardcore, to prove that I fight twice as hard as I rock, and primarily to be in title contention.
You're hardly one to talk about careers, Naitch. Since you lost the World Title, its been loss after loss for you. So you decided that the old "reunion tour" cliche would be appropriate. Who's to say that's not a bad move on your part? You could've trained hard to get back into the World Title mix, but instead you choose to live on past glories. At least Tyfo has the Money In The Bank shot, but the days where you were a major force around here are long gone.
The Heavy Metal Express are legit. We're not just here to rock out and drink alcohol, absolutely not. We're also out to show that people need to start taking us seriously, because we will not rest until we win tag team gold, by any means necessary. That journey starts by beating one of the most recognised teams in this company's history. See you out there, Naitch. Next time, you'll think twice before questioning my decisions, when you feel the wrath of my appetite for destruction.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Nov 30, 2009 5:55:55 GMT -5
I was going to wait until after the show to ask this, but I'll ask it now. Would anybody be interested in placing the PPV's in arenas such as Madison Square Garden? What I mean is, all of the Heatz! and NiteRaws could take place in the Parts Unknown Arena, while our PPV's go into cities such as New York City, Philadelphia, Los Angeles, etc. I made a list of where the next PPV and all of next year's shows would go:
A Very Special WWCF Christmas 2009: Seattle, Washington King of WrestleCrap 2010- Dallas, Texas Ernest Goes to WarGames 2010- St. Louis, Missouri Serious Business 2010- Toronto, Ontario, Canada STW: Smurf the World 2010- Boston, Massachusetts Survivor Team Challenge Series 2010- Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Wheel of Misfortune 2010- Greensboro, North Carolina Botch at the Beach 2010- Orlando, Florida Board War 1 2010- Nashville, Tennessee GOOKERMANIA III- Madison Square Garden, New York City, New York Night of the Wrestling Zombies 2010- Cleveland, Ohio In Your Apartment 2010- Milwaukee, Wisconsin A Very Special WWCF Christmas 2010- Chicago, Illinois
So, what does everybody think?
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Post by skiller on Nov 30, 2009 6:56:37 GMT -5
I was going to wait until after the show to ask this, but I'll ask it now. Would anybody be interested in placing the PPV's in arenas such as Madison Square Garden? What I mean is, all of the Heatz! and NiteRaws could take place in the Parts Unknown Arena, while our PPV's go into cities such as New York City, Philadelphia, Los Angeles, etc. I made a list of where the next PPV and all of next year's shows would go: A Very Special WWCF Christmas 2009: Seattle, Washington King of WrestleCrap 2010- Dallas, Texas Ernest Goes to WarGames 2010- St. Louis, Missouri Serious Business 2010- Toronto, Ontario, Canada STW: Smurf the World 2010- Boston, Massachusetts Survivor Team Challenge Series 2010- Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Wheel of Misfortune 2010- Greensboro, North Carolina Botch at the Beach 2010- Orlando, Florida Board War 1 2010- Nashville, Tennessee GOOKERMANIA III- Madison Square Garden, New York City, New York Night of the Wrestling Zombies 2010- Cleveland, Ohio In Your Apartment 2010- Milwaukee, Wisconsin A Very Special WWCF Christmas 2010- Chicago, Illinois So, what does everybody think? If we were to do this, it would probably be better if it was from other crappy home towns. Places like; 'A Little Town In France,' 'The Bottomless Pit,' 'WCW Special Forces,' etc. But to be Frank, I don't really care if we do this or not. It's not exactly something that will affect anything important.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 30, 2009 10:01:41 GMT -5
I was going to wait until after the show to ask this, but I'll ask it now. Would anybody be interested in placing the PPV's in arenas such as Madison Square Garden? What I mean is, all of the Heatz! and NiteRaws could take place in the Parts Unknown Arena, while our PPV's go into cities such as New York City, Philadelphia, Los Angeles, etc. I made a list of where the next PPV and all of next year's shows would go: A Very Special WWCF Christmas 2009: Seattle, Washington King of WrestleCrap 2010- Dallas, Texas Ernest Goes to WarGames 2010- St. Louis, Missouri Serious Business 2010- Toronto, Ontario, Canada STW: Smurf the World 2010- Boston, Massachusetts Survivor Team Challenge Series 2010- Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Wheel of Misfortune 2010- Greensboro, North Carolina Botch at the Beach 2010- Orlando, Florida Board War 1 2010- Nashville, Tennessee GOOKERMANIA III- Madison Square Garden, New York City, New York Night of the Wrestling Zombies 2010- Cleveland, Ohio In Your Apartment 2010- Milwaukee, Wisconsin A Very Special WWCF Christmas 2010- Chicago, Illinois So, what does everybody think? If we were to do this, it would probably be better if it was from other crappy home towns. Places like; 'A Little Town In France,' 'The Bottomless Pit,' 'WCW Special Forces,' etc. But to be Frank, I don't really care if we do this or not. It's not exactly something that will affect anything important. That's my sentiments, but I appreciate the effort.
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 30, 2009 18:09:11 GMT -5
WOO! ORLANDO!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 30, 2009 18:19:14 GMT -5
You know, I cant believe I never thought of this name.....But Nothing Personal.....Just Business would have been a great name.
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