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Post by The Goob, phd (is Jobbing) on Dec 7, 2009 22:00:00 GMT -5
I remember seeing a thread like this a while back, let's see how ironic we can be.
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Post by Nasty Nate: The Giant Midget on Dec 7, 2009 23:08:53 GMT -5
Hey there (insert name here), you working hard or hardly working?
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Post by Munkie91087 on Dec 7, 2009 23:29:19 GMT -5
TV dinners are pretty popular these days. Except with them, you don't have leftovers, you have reruns!
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Dec 7, 2009 23:51:25 GMT -5
Horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?"
Man walks into a bar. "Ouch!"
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Methusael86
Samurai Cop
Steam: Dr. Medic MD
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Post by Methusael86 on Dec 8, 2009 0:12:08 GMT -5
What was wrong with the pony's voice?
It was a little hoarse.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Dec 8, 2009 1:34:36 GMT -5
Airline food, I'm tellin' ya!
My kids are driving me crazy!
My wife's always getting on me about leaving the toilet seat up!
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livetowin
Dennis Stamp
Just Keep Walkin'
Don't be negatin'!
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Post by livetowin on Dec 8, 2009 1:35:45 GMT -5
What do you call a black guy who graduates med school?
A doctor.
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Thrillho
Dennis Stamp
0 Days since last "incident"james.anderson1989jamesandersonmusicJimBillAnderson
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Post by Thrillho on Dec 8, 2009 1:41:21 GMT -5
You guys are dying here...
I didn't even know you were sick!
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Post by indymadman on Dec 8, 2009 3:30:06 GMT -5
..... rectum? Damn near killed 'em.....
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 8, 2009 3:36:05 GMT -5
I know a guy with one testicle called Barry. Don't know what he called the other one
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Slim Loves Lily
El Dandy
I'm gonna want the milksteak boiled over hard.
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Dec 8, 2009 8:46:25 GMT -5
I know a guy with one testicle called Barry. Don't know what he called the other one OK. That made me laugh.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 8, 2009 8:49:30 GMT -5
I know a guy with one testicle called Barry. Don't know what he called the other one OK. That made me laugh. Cool It's actually just a PG 13 version of a joke heard in 'Mary Poppins'.
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Post by hulkblood on Dec 8, 2009 9:05:04 GMT -5
Did you hear about the magic tractor? it drove down the road and turned into a field
*tumbleweed blows past*
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Dec 8, 2009 9:47:33 GMT -5
Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil? It had no point.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Dec 8, 2009 11:30:08 GMT -5
Have you heard the one about the invisible man? It's outta sight!
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 8, 2009 11:32:31 GMT -5
Did you hear about the magic tractor? it drove down the road and turned into a field *tumbleweed blows past* That was actually pretty damn good! When's a door not a door? When it's ajar!
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hollywood
King Koopa
the bullet dodger
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Post by hollywood on Dec 8, 2009 11:37:18 GMT -5
I just flew in from New York, and boy are my arms tired!
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Albino Heat
Don Corleone
You're a nasty bastard, and your momma said so!!
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Post by Albino Heat on Dec 8, 2009 11:38:12 GMT -5
Did you hear about the magic tractor? it drove down the road and turned into a field *tumbleweed blows past* In the same vein... What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Dec 8, 2009 12:25:48 GMT -5
why did the chicken cross the playground?
to get to the other slide
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hollywood
King Koopa
the bullet dodger
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Post by hollywood on Dec 8, 2009 13:11:05 GMT -5
Not cliche'd, but corny. Is that allowed?
So a man walked into a bar with a boatwheel in his pants. The bartender ignored it as long as he could, but finally he asked, "Sir, why do you have a boatwheel in your pants?"
The man said, "Argh! It's drivin' me nuts!"
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