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Post by MikeyMania on Mar 27, 2010 11:56:57 GMT -5
We have a Womens Tag Title match 3D's facing Kendrick and Tomko Deaner and Shark Boy are taking on the Nasty Boys Sting's got an open challenge Hall and Waltman are facing JKO! and SuperMex Brutus Magnus and Kevin Nash can face some faces in generic iMPACT Tag Team ME #43534 I'm guessing the Womens Tag Match is between The BP and Kong/Sarita. Also, pretty sure Tank didn't agree to Hall and Waltman vs. JKO and Supermex. So if I get rid of that match, have JKO take on Sting as he previously agreed to it and then add a main event and another match, this is what the card looks like for tonight. Team 3D vs. Brian Kendrick and Tomko JKO vs. Sting Cody Deaner & Shark Boy vs. The Nasty Boys WCTNA Knockouts Tag Team Championship - The Beautiful People vs. Awesome Kong & Sarita Desmond Wolfe vs. D'Angelo Dinero Matt Morgan & Jay Lethal vs. AJ Styles & Bobby Lashley Not ideal, I know but it will do for tonight.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Mar 27, 2010 12:57:15 GMT -5
Hate to do this mikey, but Petey really needs a match for the storyline me and coma have planned.
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Post by MikeyMania on Mar 27, 2010 13:00:06 GMT -5
Hate to do this mikey, but Petey really needs a match for the storyline me and coma have planned. No problem, I'll stick him against Jeese Neal.
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Post by comahan on Mar 27, 2010 14:14:44 GMT -5
Woo, just sent my promos in. I AM regretting one thing though; I forgot to have TBP make fun of the Thunder and Lightning name. I could have had some fun with that one
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Post by The Tank on Mar 27, 2010 14:20:10 GMT -5
I note that I do not have a match this week. I approve of this, as I'm in no condition to write a Band promo ATM. (And since a planned promo with Williams & Terry was never finished.)
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Post by comahan on Mar 27, 2010 15:48:45 GMT -5
Is this starting in 10 mins or 70 mins?
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Post by MikeyMania on Mar 27, 2010 16:01:49 GMT -5
Is this starting in 10 mins or 70 mins? Show is starting in an hour.
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Post by MikeyMania on Mar 27, 2010 17:00:29 GMT -5
MT: Hello and welcome to WCTNA Impact. I'm Mike Tenay joined by Don West. DW: No sign of Tazz this week. MT: Well due to extreme weather conditions tonight, certain talents couldn't make it to the Impact Zone including Mick Foley and Eric Bischoff. DW: So the inmates are running the asylum? This ought to be good. MT: Our opening contest sees the world tag team champions in action but first, JB is with two men are very focused on Team 3D, The British Invasion.
*Jeremy Borash is standing by with Doug Williams and Rob Terry.*
Jeremy Borash here with...
*Doug Williams calmly grabs the microphone and places a hand on JB's shoulder, not even turning to face him.*
...llllllleave. Now.
*JB quickly exits.*
Well then, suppose it's time to sort some things out, i'n'it Rob?
You're the one who's gotta explain, mate.
There's not much to explain, really. All our lives, we're told to do what we're good at. It just so happens that I excel in destroying people.
Team 3D, you two barely got a taste of what I'm truly capable of last week. But your poor little brother, now he wasn't so lucky. On second thought, he was quite lucky. He had a brush with the real me...............and he's not dead.
Are you serious?
Of course I'm bloody serious!!! We tried things your way for months, Rob! Trying to get to the top the right way. Trying to succeed through ringwork alone. And don't get me wrong, ringwork's not exactly an area we're lacking, but our win/loss record made flippin' Shark Boy look competent. Fact is, your way wasn't getting us anywhere. And I grew tired of it.
Now? Now, we're gonna do things my way. Because as you can clearly see from the last few weeks, my way's been successful all the way.
I still don't like it...
*Doug Williams suddenly pushes Terry up against the wall, the serious look replaced by pure rage.*
DO YOU WANT TO WIN THOSE TAG TITLES OR NOT?!?
I...
DO YOU!!! WANT TO WIN!!! THOSE TAG TITLES?!?!?!?
*Terry pushes Williams back into the opposite wall, and the confused fear on Terry's face quickly melts into an emphatic anger.*
YES! YES, I WANNA WIN THOSE BLOODY TAG TITLES!!!
*Doug Williams looks up at his tag partner, and rather than retaliate for the assault, his anger is replaced by an almost sick grin.*
That's more like it. I can understand if you don't approve of my methods, but you try denying that they're effective.
*Terry responds with silence.*
You get pissed off at the way I'm doing things these days, then you use it. You channel that anger, and it'll make our rise to the top all the quicker.
DW: Those two men could very well be the next WCTNA World Tag Team Champions. MT: When we return, Team 3D take on Brian Kendrick and Tomko
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Post by comahan on Mar 27, 2010 17:00:42 GMT -5
showtime~
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Post by MikeyMania on Mar 27, 2010 17:03:01 GMT -5
Dave Penzer: The opening contest for WCTNA Impact is a non-title tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 497 pounds, Brian Kendrick and Tomko!
Dave Penzer: Their opponents, from New York City, at a combined weight of 585 pounds, Brother Ray, Brother Devon, the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Team 3D!
3 Votes to Win 10 Minute Time Limit
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Post by comahan on Mar 27, 2010 17:03:03 GMT -5
Im really liking Doug Williams, Tank.
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Post by comahan on Mar 27, 2010 17:03:29 GMT -5
3D with a double team gutbuster on Kendrick
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2010 17:03:57 GMT -5
3D hit a double powerbomb on Tomko
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Post by MikeyMania on Mar 27, 2010 17:13:09 GMT -5
Ray and Devon hit the 3D on Tomko for the victory.
MT: The champions build more momentum. DW: But Williams and Terry could stop it at anytime. MT: Not only that, Team 3D defend the titles against the Motor City Machine Guns at Lockdown. DW: Who cares about that though? The Deaner's got something to say. TO THE BACK!
This is JB Jeremey Borash backstage with the Mouth of the South Jimmy Hart and his new Protege Cody Deaner.........should be around here somewhere Jimmy where is he?
First off JB he's not my protege or my newest client Ya see the Mouth of the South is just helping the Deaner He says he wants to be the World Champion so I'm helping get a little closer
He should be around here somewhere DEANER OVER HERE!
*Deaner comes jogging on screen carrying Bubba the Love Sponge on his back*
Y-Yeah Jimmy? Is it time for the Deaner to put this lump down now?
No Deaner you still got another fifteen minutes but while your still going talk to JB here about the tag match you got this week
Wait w-what tag match *Wheeze* What tag match Jimmy?
I set up a tag match for you this week Deaner Your facing my old freinds the Nastys and there new little Asian Member
O-Okay AH *Pant* Guess Wait who's my partner?
An old pal of yours who ah got to help C'MERE SHARKY BABY!
Shark Boy walks on screen and hands Bubba a candy bar which he starts eating
That's right ya Son of a Seabass Personally I'd just as soon stomp a Shark hole through you right now and put you out with the trash but the Mouth of the South here tells me I get to put a can Whoop-Fin on those fat bastard Nastys and that loudmouth Kiyoshi So I'll help you for now
Ah think mah spine just made a noise
But watch it ya little punk I'm still watching you cross me and I'll stick my boot so far up your Bass you'll be spitting scales for weeks.
Sounded like a creaking noise.
See there Deaner? The Mouth of the South knows you needed the best to help you so he got you the best It'll be tough but don't worry this is just the first step to the top baby You'll be wearing that gold on your waist soon Baby
It really t'ain't a good noise
I don't trust you Deaner but anything that means those Nastys get whats coming to them is fine by me
The Deaner really wants to put this guy down now
C'mon Baby! We gotta match to win
Deaner collapses with Bubba on top of him
Right after a quick chat with the EMT's
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Post by MikeyMania on Mar 27, 2010 17:15:27 GMT -5
MT: Cody Deaner and Shark Boy take on The Nasty Boys later tonight. DW: You mean we don't get to see it now? Why not? MT: JKO is in action. Due to Sean Waltman and Scott Hall not being here, he has decided to accept Sting's open challenge instead.
DP: This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 250 pounds, he is accompanied by Hernandez, this is JKO!
DP: His opponent, from Venice Beach, California, weighing in at 250 pounds, The Man They Call Sting!
3 Votes to Win 10 Minute Time Limit
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Post by comahan on Mar 27, 2010 17:16:10 GMT -5
Sting with a stinger splash
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2010 17:17:17 GMT -5
JKO! is terrifying in that pic
Sting hits the Invert DDT
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Post by MikeyMania on Mar 27, 2010 17:25:11 GMT -5
JKO goes for the Black Ice but Sting counters into the Scorpian Deathlock. JKO has no choice but to tap.
DP: Here is your winner, The Icon, Sting!
DW: Sting proving why he deserves to be on Team Bischoff come Lockdown. MT: Early tonight, we heard from Cody Deaner and Shark Boy. DW: And it was greatness. MT: Now let's see what The Nasty Boys have to say.
Hi this is SoCal Val backstage with Kiyoshi and the Nasty Boys Kiyoshi tonight you team with Brian Knobbs to face Cody Deaner and Shark Boy
First thing Gaijin It's not Kiyoshi and the Nasty Boys It's the Nasty Boys I'm just as Nasty and American as these two if not more
Saggs begins eating a Hotdog
You see last week the yes THE greatest tragedy in American History occured and myself and Jerry were screwed positively SCREWED! out of a shot at the Tag Titles held by those Expatriates Team 3D You see us? We're outspoken in our love of this country But apparently the Tag Team Division is full of Communists who don't feel the same about this great nation
Knobbs begins drinking a can of Beer
Beer Money,Motor City Machine Guns whoever we're not done here by a longshot You see we're going to do the American thing here and rid ourselves of some undesirables Tonight we start with Cody Deaner and Shark Boy
Who do these two even think they are? Cody Deaner isn't even a real american He's just some Gaijin from Canada And Shark Boy is just an ignorant parody of a true American Hero
Tonight they begin our war!
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Post by MikeyMania on Mar 27, 2010 17:27:24 GMT -5
MT: Both teams certainly seem confident heading into this match. Who's your pick Don? DW: Deaner all the way. MT: Like I even had to ask.
DP: Impact continues with tag team action. First, from The Deep Blue Sea, weighing 205 pounds, Shark Boy!
DP: His partner, from Muscle Shoals, Alabama, weighing 220 pounds, being accompanied by Jimmy Hart and Bubba The Love Sponge, this is Cody Deaner!
DP: Their opponents, being accompanied by Jerry Saggs, the team of Brian Knobbs and Kiyoshi, The Nasty Boys!
*Shark Boy and Knobbs lock up in the ring when suddenly*
*Team 3D both come running down the ramp and slide into the ring, Shark Boy turns to see what's happening and eats Ray's tag title belt right in the mush, Knobbs ducks the same fate only to take a shot from D-von and go to one knee. Kiyoshi comes running in and eats another belt shot and is followed by Saggs coming in at taking a double belt shot as Deaner leaps off the apron and onto the ramp and lands sprinting up the ramp.*
Ray:All of 'em get 'em all D-von
*Ray rolls out of the ring and immediatly lays out Jimmy Hart with a Belt shot before doing the same to Bubba. Ray then picks up both and rolls them into the ring before grabbing a bag from under the ring and throwing it to D-von*
D-von: Pay attention Williams this is how you do it
*Ray grabs a table and slides it into the ring then walks over and grabs a mic off the table,D-von meanwhile opens up the bag and emptys it onto the map revealing THUMBTACKS!!!. Ray slides in as well and stands near his brother measuring the many downed in the ring,Knobbs starts getting to his feet and the two take position. He stumbles to his feet and 3D ONTO THE THUMBTACKS!!!!
*Ray gets up and flexes his arm to the camera to show the thumb tacks in it. As D-von looks at Knobbs now bleeding on the mat Ray picks up the mic*
Ray: DOUG WILLIAMS AND ROB TERRY! YOU TWO MADE A HUUUGE MISTAKE! YOU TWO ATTACKED OUR FAMILY
THAT LITTLE PUNK MAY HAVE BEEN THE RUNT BUT HE WAS OUR DAMNED RUNT!! YOU PUTTING YOUR HANDS ON HIM YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE SPIT ON OUR OLD SAINT OF A MOTHER!
D-von: YOU THINK YOU TOUGH WILLIAMS?! YOU THINK YOUR CRAZY?
Ray: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN CRAZY! *Ray drops to one knee and flexes at the Camera again showing the tacks in his arm*
*D-von pulls one tack out of his arm and holds it up to the camera*
Ray: One the two of you have one damn brain between you
*Both brothers suddenly stop and assume the position as Shark Boy starts stumbling to his feet they wait and....3D TO SHARK BOY! D-von drags Shark Boy over and puts him on top of Knobbs as Ray drops back into the pose and D-von walks over and pulls out two thumbtacks*
Ray: TWO! Two kids named Alex and Chris Motor City Machine Guns you won that Battle Royale for the shot at our tag titles but-
*Bubba starts getting up slowly and 3D drop into position for their namesake. 3D ON BUBBA! D-von drags Bubba over and piles him on top of Shark Boy and Knobbs as Ray picks the mic back up*
Ray: As you can see we're a little distracted Sabin and Shelly we'll give you your shot and the better team will win You two deserve a shot and worked damn hard to get one and didn't just get handed one by your boss but this is family now
*D-von grabs three thumbtacks out of Ray's arm then holds them up*
Ray: THREE! Three seconds is all it's gonna take to end your fake little shot Three times that the referee slaps the mat Your gonna beg for those three slaps
*3D drop into position as Saggs starts getting up. Saggs is up. 3D. D-von drags him over and puts him on the pile.*
Ray: Their not gonna come
*D-von pulls four thumbtacks out of Ray's arm*
Ray: FOUR! Four men are gonna enter that ring Myself,My Brother,Williams and Terry. Two are gonna leave the other two in a broken bloody pile. Two will wear gold and the other two will wear red.
*Ray and D-von stop as Jimmy Hart starts getting to his feet needless to say what happens Jimmy's on the pile now*
Ray: FIVE! Five YEARS We've been in this company Five YEARS WE'VE BEEN FIGHTING IN THAT RING FOR THESE PEOPLE! FIVE YEARS AND I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS ANGRY IN THEM!! YOU WANT TO BE THE BEST? WELL YOU'VE GOTTA BEAT THE BEST
AND WE'RE BOTH RIGHT HERE AND WAITING FOR YOU!!
*3D stop as the Kiyoshi starts getting to his feet, they measure the last man left in the ring and Ray kicks Kiyoshi in the gut and lifts him up THEN POWERBOMBS HIM ON THE PILE!!!
3D lay both belts over the pile of broken men in the ring before both putting a foot on top each*
COME AND GODDAMM GET THEM!!
*3D stand in the carnage as we go to commercial*
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Post by comahan on Mar 27, 2010 17:31:18 GMT -5
Good stuff TTS
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