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Post by MikeyMania on Mar 27, 2010 17:33:35 GMT -5
DW: What the hell just happened?! MT: Team 3D made a huge statement. DW: But they already had a match, that wasn't needed. MT: Even so, I think they got their message across loud and clear. DW: Let's just move on. TO THE BACK!
*Desmond Wolfe is backstage*
Last week Kurt Angle, you handed me my first one on one loss. I tapped out to the anklelock. I admit that on the night you were the better man! But Kurt... don't think this means I'm through with you yet. No Kurt. I want my rematch, one on one next week on iMPACT!
So what do you say Angle? Are you up for the challenge?
MT: Desmond Wolfe keeping it short and sweet. DW: Sort of like this next match. MT: The WCTNA Knockout's Tag Team Championships are on the line. DW: Let's here from the Beautiful People. TO TH... MT: We get it Don.
* So Cal Val squeezes in between two large thrones in the back where The Beautiful People are sitting. There is a look of triumph on Val's face *
Velvet: Dont get too happy, we moved them apart by like a foot.
Angelina: We knew that you and your huge gut would be trying to get into our business again!
* Val rolls her eyes *
Val: Anyway, last week, you *mid air quotation marks* "defeated" Alissa Flash and Madison Rayne to retain your Knockout Titles.
Angelina: What the hells that supposed to mean? We did what we ALWAYS do honey, we took out the trash that WCTNA handed us.
Val: So, the match that I saw where they had you beat until you knocked both girls out with a chair... I guess I was seeing things?
Velvet: You had to of been seeing things. I certainly dont remember that!
Val: Because you were out cold.
Velvet: Ok, enough of you!
* Velvet gets up and grabs Val, she throws her out of the screen, telling her to stay away *
Velvet: Now Ange, where were we.
Angelina: I think we were at the part where we were talking about how much BETTER you are than Madison Rayne, and how much BETTER I am than that woman walking around with a FAKE Knockouts Title belt - Alissa Flash. *Angelina pulls out the replica belt that she's been carrying for weeks now*
Velvet: Oh yea, that IS what we were talking about!
Angelina: But... BUT! There is something else we have to address, and thats the plus sized trainwreck of a woman called Kong, and her little sombrero wearing acrobat of a partner Sarita. Like, who in the hell do they think they are? I mean, really!
Velvet: Sombrero?
Angelina: Yea... ya know... Mexican.
Velvet: She's Canadian, like you.
Angelina: ...what?! But the name... the music...
Velvet: Yea I dont know either.
Angelina: Uhg, she is NOT Canadian. You know why? Because *I* am Canadian. And if something as beautiful as me came from somewhere, then something as absolutely hideous as Sarita couldnt have possibly done so! It just cant be possible, it really cant.
Velvet: *shrugs* And to think, shes the PRETTY one of the group
* The Beautiful People both gag *
Angelina: What a sad sight to see. And somehow these two gained title shots from us? How? Theyve been around for like two weeks! Have they even won a match? We've been mowing down the best of this division for MONTHS while those two had their fat asses sunk into their Cheetos stained couches watching the TV and WISHING they were us.
Velvet: We beat three of the best teams in the company two weeks ago to retain our titles. Last week, we DEMOLISHED those two pests Madison and Alissa...
Angelina: Sending the whale and the horse back to the barn where they came from!
Velvet: Right. And this week? We get to send those horrific looking disgraces to womens wrestling back to their... what was it? Cheetos stained couch? Yea, that. Girls, tonight your little undeserved two week journey to the top will be stopped in its tracks when we knock you off of our trail for good. I hope you enjoy being on the big stage tonight, because trust me, its the last time you'll ever be under the bright lights challenging for the gold around OUR perfect little waists.
Angelina: And why is that Vel?
Velvet: Because we're beautiful. We're spoiled. And we're perfect. We know it, and we love it!
Angelina: What we are, and who we are, is what you will never have, and NEVER be.
Velvet: We are cleansing the world one ugly person at a time.
Angelina: And tonight, we prove to the world for the THIRD week in a row that beauty is EVERYTHING. Lets go Vel.
Impact returns at twenty to whatever o'clock it is where you are. Hopefully with a match.
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Post by MikeyMania on Mar 27, 2010 17:40:05 GMT -5
DP: This next contest is for the WCTNA Knockout's Tag Team Championships. Introducing first, the challengers, the team of Awesome Kong and Sarita, Thunder and Lightning!
DP: Their opponents are the reigning and defending WCTNA Knockout's Tag Team Champions, Angelina Love, Velvet Sky, The Beautiful People!
3 Votes to Win 10 Minute Time Limit
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Post by comahan on Mar 27, 2010 17:41:45 GMT -5
Angelina with a million dollar knee lift on Kong
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Post by MikeyMania on Mar 27, 2010 17:50:33 GMT -5
The Beautiful People have Sarita set up for the Makeover when Alissa Flash and Madison Rayne run in and attack them.
DP: The winners of the match as a result of a disqualification, and still WCTNA Knockout's Tag Team Champions, The Beautiful People!
MT: It seems as if Alissa and Madison's emotions got the better of them. DW: And yet if it were the other way round, you would be blaming The Beautiful People for ruining the match. MT: Well I have to wonder how Kong and Sarita will react, regardless of what could of happened. DW: Up next, two of the brighest young WCTNA stars face off. It's Desmond Wolfe vs. D'Angelo Dinero. MT: Dinero asked for this match to help work his way up the ladder and I'm sure Wolfe wants to send a message to Kurt Angle.
DW: Speak of the devil. MT: The legends champion joining us on commentary. It's a pleasure to have you here Kurt. KA: Thank you Mike. I'm out here for a very simple reason. Both Wolfe and Dinero are possible challengers for this title and I am out here to scout them. As for Wolfe's challenge, I accept. DW: So next week, it's Kurt Angle vs. Desmond Wolfe. That's sure to be a classic. MT: But Wolfe can't afford to look past the Pope here.
DP: This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from The Streets of Harlem, New York, weighing 230 pounds, The Pope, D'Angelo Dinero!
DP: His opponent, from London, England, he weighs 225 pounds, Desmond Wolfe!
3 Votes to Win 10 Minute Time Limit
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Post by comahan on Mar 27, 2010 17:51:30 GMT -5
Gotta love winning by default because im the only one here!
Pope via Angle distraction!
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Post by MikeyMania on Mar 27, 2010 17:59:10 GMT -5
Wolfe hits a lariat for a two count. He then sets Dinero up for the Tower of London but gets distracted by Kurt Angle who has left the announce desk. Wolfe turns around into 4-Up and it is followed by The Pope Mobile for the win.
DP: Here is your winner, The Pope, D'Angleo Dinero!
DW: Wolfe got screwed. Angle should have remained seated. MT: He didn't have to lose focus though. DW: Well he can settle it next week. MT: Up next, Jeese Neal vs. Petey Williams. DW: Can you explain the point of this next match to me? MT: The Nation of Violence has been having their problems with the Greater Good as of late. If Petey picks up a win here, Mick Foley might consider him for Lethal Lockdown. DW: Can we not have something more interesting first?
*Daffney comes down to the ring with a kendo stick*
DW: That'll do nicely. MT: You have to wonder why Daffney is out here
We need to talk. I know you're here tonight. So why don't you come on out, Tara?
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
*Tara comes down wearing the twisted Sisters shirt*
Daffney...
Shut up. You're gonna listen to me for a change. I know what you're gonna say anyway. One simple word. Why? Well I'll tell you.
Do you remember before Against All Odds? We were in the ring with Alissa and Madison. And Alissa brought up what I did to poor innocent Lauren. And I thought you would defend me. But you stammered and stuttered and you couldn't come up with anything.
I'm sorry...
Shut up! I'm not finished. You know that should have been a warning. But at that time you were all I thought about. I was obsessed. I thought I loved you. But you rejected me.
Daffney, I already told you...
Quiet! I'm still not finished. You see it turns out Dr Stevie was right. I was confusing my feelings for you for something else. You see I didn't love you. I hated you!
Look, we can work this out...
*Tara is cut off by Daffney slapping her hard across the face*
That was it. That was what I could never figure out. But now it's crystal clear. You treated me like a charity case. You always looked down on me. All while we were teaming.
It wasn't like that.
Oh yes it was. I just want one thing now. You.
A match with you. Tonight, next week, Lockdown, I don't care. I just want to destroy you.
*Tara sighs and shakes her head*
No.
What do you mean no?!
I don't want to fight you.
Okay. Remember what I did to Lauren? When I broke her arm, destroyed her spirit and ran her out of WCTNA? Or how about what I did to Val last week?
You agree to a match or I'll find another victim and another and another. All their blood will be on your hands.
Daffney, listen to me. We can work this out. It's okay. I forgive you. Let's just forget all this and be a team again? What do you say?
*Daffney's reply is to crack Tara over the head with the kendo stick. Daffney starts whipping Tara with the stick. Then she tosses the stick aside, rips the t-shirt off Tara and start choking her with it. Daffney throws her head back and screams. Officials run down to pull Daffney off Tara. They manage to get Daffney off Tara but she escapes for there grip and locks the Straitjacket on Tara. Eventually Dr Stevie comes down with more officials and Daffney releases the hold and leaves the ring.*
You know what? I changed my mind! I do want you at Lockdown! So when I ram you face into that cage you can look up at me which your vision turns red from the blood running into your eyes and know that this is all your fault.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MT: This whole thing between Daffney and Tara has just got out of control. DW: They'll settle it at Lockdown inside the Six Sides of Steel and I can't wait.
*Dr Stevie manages to get Daffney to leave as officials check on Tara*
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Post by MikeyMania on Mar 27, 2010 18:03:13 GMT -5
MT: Let's try this again. Take it Dave Penzer.
DP: This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from weighing 240 pounds, Jesse Neal!
DP: His opponent, from Windsor, Ontario, he weighs 179 pounds, representing the Nation of Violence, Petey Williams!
3 Votes to Win 10 Minute Time Limit
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Post by comahan on Mar 27, 2010 18:04:23 GMT -5
Petey with a Canadian Legsweep
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Mar 27, 2010 18:05:44 GMT -5
Stupid comahan and his stupid awesome diary distracting me... wait, he voted Pope.
I love ya comahan!!
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Post by comahan on Mar 27, 2010 18:06:37 GMT -5
Stupid comahan and his stupid awesome diary distracting me... wait, he voted Pope. I love ya comahan!! Aw, thanks Love your Pope stuff, its hard to vote against
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Mar 27, 2010 18:07:33 GMT -5
Petey with twenty-three consecutive Canadian Destroyers (which I'm renaming "Violence Fetish"... maybe)
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Post by MikeyMania on Mar 27, 2010 18:10:58 GMT -5
Petey Williams hits one final Canadian Destroyer before pinning Neal.
DP: The winner of the match, Petey Williams!
* After the match is over, Christopher Daniels and a very angry Matt Morgan come flying down the ramp and into the ring where they take Petey down and stomp away at him. Daniels hits the Last Rites, and Morgan hits the Hellevator. Daniels goes to retrieve something from under the ring. Its a kendo stick. Morgan pulls from his pocket a pair of handcuffs. Morgan cuffs Petey to the ring ropes to where he is facing the crowd, but his bare back is facing the middle of the ring. Daniels is about to take a shot when Morgan stops him, and asks for the Kendo stick himself. Morgan takes it and bends the stick around Petey's back with a sickening crack. Again, and again. Morgan finally stops and asks for the mic. He doesnt scream, instead, his voice is restrained. You can tell he's doing his best to hold back from yelling. *
Samoa Joe... what we're doing right now, this wont stop. Not unless you do TWO things. One, you take back your offer; no Dog Collar Steel Cage Match at Lockdown against Daniels. You dont deserve the X Division Title. And two, you come out here right now, and you hand Chelsea over to me. And she BETTER not have a scratch on her.
And if you choose to NOT comply with OUR demands, then your Nation of Violence comrade here will continue to have the sin beat out of him until he cries out to God for forgiveness. Make your choice Joe. But I promise you, if you make the wrong one, Petey's blood will be on YOUR hands.
Matt... really? You'd stoop so low as to try to injure my friend, just because you weren't man enough to keep your woman safe? Tell me, what does this accomplish? What "Greater Good" is to be found by almost crippling Petey?
You're a sham Morgan, you and the rest of your butt-sucking buddies. So no, I don't think I'll be withdrawing my offer to Daniels, and I damn sure won't just trade Chelsea back, not when that title is around your waist Chris. But just so you know the consequences of your actions right now boys, pay attention.
*Joe points to the screen, where Wilde Violence are standing over a bound Chelsea like executioners. That is until Taylor sees Petey bleeding profusely from his back.*
Your beloved Chelsea's fate rests in MY hands Matt, so I suggest you pay close attention right now. I'm getting my match at Lockdown. I'm getting no interference whatsoever from you or your boy Sting, yellow-bellied bastard that he is, and I'm getting a Dog Collar Match. And if everything goes that way, then MAYBE I'll consider giving Chelsea back. I admit, this started as revenge, but now it's the high point of my day when I get to play with your emotio-
JOE!!
*Joe, Hamada, Daniels and Morgan all look at the screen, where tears are streaming down Wilde's face.*
Joe, we'll give them Chelsea.
*The look on Joe's face is one of barely-controlled anger as he stares at Taylor. When he speaks, it's through clenched teeth, the look in his eyes murderous.*
Like HELL we will woman! I have the advantage here, and I'm not giving it up for anything less than that X-Division Title.
No. Maybe you don't care about Petey, but I do.
What- Don't you dare woman, don't you f***ing DARE!!
We're in the second floor of the basement. Just..... just leave him alone....
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU STUPID BITCH?!?
*While Joe is yelling at a crying Taylor, Morgan has dropped his mic, running at break-neck speed towards Joe. Hamada points behind Joe, allowing him to barely avoid the Carbon Footprint. Joe canes Morgan in the back of the head before running towards the back, cursing the entire time. Daniels exits the ring and goes to help Morgan up, but Matt is up on his own and bolts toward the back, followed by Daniels.
Meanwhile, medics rush the ring and begin to work on freeing the unconscious Williams from his handcuffs, all while Taylor is forced to watch, silently crying the entire time.*
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Post by comahan on Mar 27, 2010 18:13:05 GMT -5
I wonder who the fans are cheering in this feud. The fanatical religion obsessed "right hand of god" Christopher Daniels or the violence obsessed, chelsea kidnapping, "YOU STUPID BITCH!" Samoa Joe?
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Post by MikeyMania on Mar 27, 2010 18:14:02 GMT -5
MT: Just a sickening act on the part of the Greater Good there. DW: Maybe you're forgetting what Joe did to Chelsea. MT: That still doesn't make it right. Let's just move on. DW: Well, Lockdown already shaping up to be a great card. Just signed, Daffney will do battle with Tara. MT: Team 3D defend the World Tag Team Championships against The Motor City Machine Guns DW: And in the main event, it's the return of Lethal Lockdown, Team Bischoff vs. Team Foley. MT: I'm getting word from the truck that a video is ready to play regarding Lockdown.
DW: Un-freaking-believable. Rob Van Dam is coming to WCTNA and he will be here April 11th. MT: That is huge news but tonight's main event also plays a role in the PPV. Jay Lethal has yet to name which side he will be on and tonight he teams with Matt Morgan of Team Bischoff against the two current members of Team Foley, AJ Styles and Bobby Lashley. DW: I just hope Jay is smart enough to do the right thing. We all remember what happened last year.
DP: It is now time for the main event of the evening. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 467 pounds, the team of Bobby Lashley and AJ Styles!
MT: Both members of Team Foley showing unity tonight.
DP: Their opponents, first, from Fairfield, Connecticut, weighing 330 pounds, Matt Morgan!
DW: You can see that he can't wait to get his hands on AJ.
DP: And finally his partner, from Elizabeth, New Jersey, weighing 210 pounds, Jay Lethal!
MT: I'm still not sure where Jay stands and I hope to find out by the end of this match.
3 Votes to Win 10 Minute Time Limit
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Post by comahan on Mar 27, 2010 18:16:58 GMT -5
Lethal with a top rope elbow as Morgan is on the apron thinking of anything but this match right now
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Mar 27, 2010 18:19:54 GMT -5
I wonder who the fans are cheering in this feud. The fanatical religion obsessed "right hand of god" Christopher Daniels or the violence obsessed, chelsea kidnapping, "YOU STUPID BITCH!" Samoa Joe? I think that's what I love about this feud: Daniels and Joe straight out tweeners. Joe's right for wanting a fair rematch, but the way he's going about it is wrong. Daniels is a heel for how he's kept the title, but right because he wants to rescue the kidnapped Chelsea.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Mar 27, 2010 18:22:40 GMT -5
Lethal with a not-so-Macho elbow drop on Lashley
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Post by MikeyMania on Mar 27, 2010 18:26:43 GMT -5
Morgan and Lashley are the legal men. Morgan goes for a tag but Jay is fighting AJ on the outside. Morgan turns round and is able to side step a spear, hitting the carbon footprint for the win.
DP: Here are your winners, Matt Morgan and Jay Lethal!
Morgan appears to still be annoyed at Jay after the match and shoves him down to the mat. However, AJ Styles has got back in the ring and connects with a Pele. Lashley follows with a spear and finally Jay drops an elbow. Morgan rolls to the floor as Jay grabs a microphone.
Matt Morgan, just in case it isn't clear, Team Foley have just found their third man and his name is Jay Lethal. Ooohhhh Yeeeaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!
DW: That's a mistake on Jay's part. MT: You're entitled to your opinion but we now know each team sits at three a piece. Tune in next week for Kurt Angle vs. Desmond Wolfe. DW: And hopefully Eric Bischoff or Mick Foley will have returned by then. MT: Goodnight everybody.
Thanks to AA, comahan, Michael Hayden, PN, TTS and that guy who stepped in to run the show tonight.
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Post by comahan on Mar 27, 2010 18:31:21 GMT -5
Good job running it!
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Mar 27, 2010 18:40:40 GMT -5
You're a classy guy for running it tonight mikey.
Next week: YOUR Pope speaks, an update on Samoa Joe and Chelsea, and the MCMG will be in action.
Also, Wilde Violence and Petey Williams will be at the Impact Zone!
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