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Post by MikeyMania on Apr 3, 2010 16:05:46 GMT -5
DP: Impact's opening contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 275 pounds, The War Machine, Rhino!
TAZ: Rhino has been out of action for a while. Can he make a successful return? MT: Well, his opponent has one of the best win loss records in WCTNA.
DP: His opponent, from The Streets of Harlem, New York, weighing 230 pounds, The Pope, D'Angelo Dinero!
DW: The latest member of Team Bischoff looking to impress here. Considering his recent wins against AJ Styles and Desmond Wolfe, I wouldn't bet against him.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 3, 2010 16:12:02 GMT -5
Rhino with a GORE!
GORE!
GORE!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2010 16:16:37 GMT -5
Dinero hits the outer limitz!
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Post by MikeyMania on Apr 3, 2010 16:17:39 GMT -5
Dinero hits the Pope Moblie but Rhino is somehow able to kick out. Annoyed at this, Pope goes to the outside and grabs a steel chair. Rhino then proceeds to be nailed with it after an attempted Gore.
DP: Here is your winner, via DQ, Rhino!
TAZ: Rhino picks up a win in his return but I don't think that's what he was looking for. MT: D'Angelo Dinero is going to have to do more than that to win at Lockdown. DW: Moving on, Kong and Sarita are standing by with comments. TO THE BACK!
Sarita and Kong are seen backstage.
Hola to all you people out there! Thunder and Lightning are comin‘ to you, though minus those beautiful tag team titles. Last week, it was a travesty! Kong and I should be the champs right now, not the plastic surgery squad! Madison Rayne and Alissa Flash, you may have issues with team boob job, but you do not, I repeat, you DO NOT use our match as the setting for your revenge, am I clear?! Next time you get up in my grill, you‘ll have Kong to deal with, got it chicas?
Now since we don‘t actually have a match tonight, Kong and I figured we‘d just leave and hit the clubs. So until next time, adios!
TAZ: Awesome Kong at a club? Now there's a sight to see. MT: And another is the X Division stars in action. They're in a showcase match next, right after these words from Amazing Red.
*Red has his usual ring attire on, but with a Red cloth covering his mouth, and sunglasses on*
Tonight is the night I step out of the shadows
I was the original X Division master of TNA. *starts raising his voice* Not AJ, Not Daniels, Not Low Ki, Not Jason Cross, *Raises his voice more* Not Kazarian, Not Sabin, Not Michael Shane, Not the f***ING SAT! *Starts Screaming* NOT ELIX SKIPPER! NOT DAVID YOUNG! NOT ALEX SHELLEY! NOBODY! IT WAS ALL ME!!!!!!
*starts laughing madly*
Tonight, Eric Young, Shannon Moore, Mr. Anderson, and Brian Kendrick......You guys have NO idea what the X Division is really like. I am the original, and don't you ever forget it. Tonight You will all see red......before you Fade....To.....Black......
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Post by MikeyMania on Apr 3, 2010 16:22:11 GMT -5
DP: This is a five way match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Vancouver, British Columbia, weighing 225 pounds, Eric Young!
DW: Wait just a minute. I didn't get to say to the back and this match was originally meant to be a triple threat. TAZ: Somebody didn't get the email.
DP: Opponent number one, from Whispering Pines, North Carolina, weighing 202 pounds, Shannon Moore!
MT: A win for any of these five men could push them towards a future title shot after Lockdown. DW: But why is it five? It was meant to be three!
DP: Opponent number two, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing 150 pounds, Amazing Red!
TAZ: I like this Red kid. He's from Brooklyn so he's bound to be good. MT: When we return, the two other men in this match arrive. Stay tuned.
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Post by MikeyMania on Apr 3, 2010 16:25:11 GMT -5
DP: Opponent number three, from Orlando, Florida, weighing 184 pounds, Brian Kendrick!
DW: I'm a big fan of Kendrick but I still don't see why he's been added to this match. TAZ: He's faced Christopher Daniels before and probably wants another shot at that X Division title.
MR. A: And the fifth man in this match, weighs in tonight at a fantastic 243 pounds, he hails from Green Bay, Wisconsin, MISTER ANDERSON!!!!!!!
MT: Mr. Anderson proving it's about no limits, not weight limits. DW: This is the big reason we have to have five men? Un-freaking-believable.
MR. A: ANDERSON!!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2010 16:26:55 GMT -5
Red hits a Missile dropkick to Kendrick!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2010 16:27:40 GMT -5
Red with a hurricarana on Kendrick
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Post by comahan on Apr 3, 2010 16:27:48 GMT -5
Red with a Rana
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Post by MikeyMania on Apr 3, 2010 16:29:42 GMT -5
Kendrick hits Sliced Bread #2 on Anderson but turns around and is met with the Code Red.
DP: Here is your winner, Amazing Red!
TAZ: Hard fought victory for Red there. MT: Up next, it's a rematch from two weeks ago. Desmond Wolfe takes on WCTNA Legends Champion, Kurt Angle. DW: But first, TO THE BACK!
My guest at this time, the WCTNA Legends Champion, Kurt Angle. You are just moments away from facing Desmond Wolfe. Your thoughts heading into this match?
Two weeks ago, Desmond Wolfe gave me one of the best fights of my career. We put on a classic and in the end, I was able to hand him a rare defeat. Some people have asked me why would I agree to a rematch when I have nothing to gain but those people are wrong. I do have something to gain. I get to prove to Desmond Wolfe that he made the biggest mistake of his life deciding to get in the ring with me again and I prove to myself I am just as good as I have ever been. This belt proves it, I'm going to prove it tonight by beating Wolfe and I'm going to prove it at Lockdown.
Why exactly did you choose to be apart of Team Foley anyway?
Me and Mick might not always see eye to eye but we do have respect for each other. Bischoff is a cunning little prick who needs to get it through his head that he doesn't mean a damn thing in the world of professional wrestling now that WCW is dead. And the only thing more satisfying then seeing Bischoff not getting what he wants is the chance to make Brutus Magnus tap out, one more time.
How do you feel about D'Angelo Dinero being the fourth man on the other side?
D'Angelo isn't bad but I'm simply better and so is the rest of Team Foley. We've got the better half of Lethal Dinero and if that wasn't enough, wait until you see our fifth man.
Care to share any details on who that may be?
You'll find out the same time as everybody else. Now if you don't mind, I've got a wolfe to put down.
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Post by MikeyMania on Apr 3, 2010 16:35:08 GMT -5
DP: This next match is a non-title contest, scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from London, England, weighing in at 225 pounds, Desmond Wolfe!
TAZ: He had a rocket buster of a match with Kurt two weeks ago. Let's hope we get a repeat result tonight.
DP: His opponent, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 240 pounds, he is the current WCTNA Legends Champion and an Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle!
MT: The newest member of Team Foley certainly looks focused heading into this match.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 3, 2010 16:36:42 GMT -5
Angle with a snap suplex
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2010 16:38:15 GMT -5
Angle hits a rolling german
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 3, 2010 16:41:08 GMT -5
I wish I was told Dinero was the fourth guy, seeing as how he's spoken out against Wolfe and has said he wants the title.
Also not a fan of the DQ and how it happened, but that's just me.
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Post by MikeyMania on Apr 3, 2010 16:45:10 GMT -5
I wish I was told Dinero was the fourth guy, seeing as how he's spoken out against Wolfe and has said he wants the title. Also not a fan of the DQ and how it happened, but that's just me. Sorry but I thought it was better than having Rhino straight out pin Pope. Thought AA was going to tell you about the plans. Wolfe goes for the lariat but Angle ducks and hits a series of germans. The straps come down and Kurt attempts the Angle Slam but it's countered with an arm drag. Wolfe is able to connect with a forearm smash and sets Angle up for the Tower of London. Kurt somehow manages to land on his feet and is able to follow up with the Angle Slam. Kurt locks in the Angle lock but Wolfe rolls it through. He goes for one last lariat but Kurt catches it. Armbar applied, Wolfe gets Angle on his shoulders for a two count. Both men back up, Angle hits a belly to belly and locks in the submission again. Wolfe finally taps. DP: Here is your winner, Kurt Angle! DW: An incredible match there. Great showing for both men but at the end of the day, Angle comes out on top. TAZ: We're now going to switch gears and have us some knockouts action. MT: Velvet Sky was meant to be facing Tara tonight but apparently this video explains her absence. *The screen cuts to the video, where the screen is filled by an up-close shot of one of the two WCTNA Knockout Tag Team Titles. You can tell this is being filmed on a handheld camera, as its a bit fuzzy and shakes around with the movement of who's taping it, from beyond the belt, you can hear a voice* Velvet: The whale and the horse...*The video cuts to a seperate short clip of Angelina with her head held back, laughing. It then cuts back to the belt that fills the screen, as its quickly pulled away to reveal the face of Velvet Sky.* Velvet: Theres a HUUUGE, ginormous reason that we arent in Orlando this week!*The video cuts to a sideways shot of The Beautiful People writhing in mock agony on the ground, doing their best impression of an injured person* Velvet: We're afraid.*Video cuts to a clip of Velvet screaming at the top of her lungs, before cutting back to the normal shot once again, this time of Angelina Love, who is wearing a Tiara, holding her replica Knockouts Title, and wearing her Knockouts Tag team Title around her waist.* Angelina: But its not for *US* that we're afraid for. It really isnt. Really! It isnt.*The video switches suddenly to a split screen of WCTNA footage. On one side, The Beautiful People are breaking Alissa Flash's arm at Genesis. On the other half, Angelina and Velvet are assaulting Madison after kicking her out of the group* Velvet: Nope! We're afraid for our little horsefaced former tagalong placeholder and her new exceedingly butch mockery of a FAKE champion!*The video cuts to Angelina close up in a completely seperate shot. She's furious* Angelina: *I'm* the real Knockouts Champion! Not that walking definition of cellulite!*The video cuts back to the normal shot, where Angelina is back to her smarmy self* Angelina: That's right Vel, and after they viciously attacked us without provocation last week, we knew that it just *switches to sarcastic voice* wouldnt be safe for us all to be under the same roof!Velvet: SO! We're here in BEAUTIFUL Toronto, home of the REAL Knockouts Champion, where we're letting the anger pass, and really, WHO KNOWS how long that'll take!Angelina: Vel, I have a feeling that it might last until after Lockdown. What do you think?Velvet: At LEAST til then, Ange. Im awfully angry right now!Angelina: So Alissa, Madison, consider this a PERSONAL gift from The Beautiful People. Not only will our absence for the foreseeable future allow you two queens of cottage cheese to walk around without Orlando having to look over your back, but you'll also look a LOT better in comparison to everyone else while we arent around to make you look bad! Velvet: I mean really, girls! It's not even Christmas, and look what we're doing for you! And people say we arent generous...Angelina: All I ask, Alissa, is that you PLEASE give up the whole fake belt thing. Its getting tacky! Everyone knows who the real champion is. Carrying around a fake belt is NOT gonna make people think that its you!Velvet: And Madison, I know how much you wanted to prove that you weren't the weaker half of our Tag Title run, but honey, just LOOK AT YOURSELF! NOTHING that hideous could be the better half of ANYTHING... especially when that other half... looks THIS good.* The camera pans out as Velvet slowly spins around. It then cuts to Angelina and Velvet sitting on their thrones * Angelina: We are The Beautiful People. What we are, and who we are, is what you will never have, and NEVER be.Velvet: We are cleansing the world one ugly person at a time.Angelina: But... that next cleansing is just gonna have to wait. Ya know, because the ONLY thing that rivals our humanitarian qualities is the apathy that these fans feel at the prospect of seeing us wrestle the whale and the horse again!Velvet: And being, as we are, champions of the people... we dont want to bore them by beating you girls up again.Angelina: Its for your own good, girls. Remember that.*The camera cuts to a shot of both Velvet and Angelina waving goodbye at the camera, before the video finally comes to a stop*
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Post by MikeyMania on Apr 3, 2010 16:50:02 GMT -5
DW: I'm so upset that the girls couldn't be here tonight. TAZ: I wonder who Tara is going to face instead.
DP: This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, Tara!
MT: Tara's had her fair share or problems as of late in regards to Daffney. I wonder if they will be settled anytime soon.
DP: Her opponent, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, ODB!
DW: All I can say is come back soon Angelina and Velvet.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 3, 2010 16:51:28 GMT -5
Tara with a DDT.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2010 16:53:11 GMT -5
Tara hits a superkick
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Post by MikeyMania on Apr 3, 2010 16:58:11 GMT -5
Tara hits a rather quick Widow's Peak for the three count.
DP: The winner of the match, Tara!
*Daffney comes out onto the stage*
Helllllllloooooo!
Daffney, will you please listen to me...
No, I told you it's too late for that. I just came out to reissue my challenge from last week.
I already told you, I don't want to fight you.
Yeah, I thought you might say that. But you might remember what I said last week.
*Daffney disappears backstage and then reappears dragging SoCal Val*
I told you this would happen. Now this is all your fault.
*Daffney slams Val onto the steel entranceway. Then she sits Val up and locks in the Straitjacket*
Enough!
*Val screams in pain while Daffney just screams*
Daffney stop!
*Daffney stops screaming and stares straight at Tara with a smirk on her face*
Okay! You win. I'll fight you at Lockdown..
*Daffney releases the hold*
Under one condition. We have the match and then that's it. It's over.
I dunno. I'll think about it.
Okay, I've agreed to your match. Just let her go.
Oh poor choice of words.
*And with that, Daffney throws Val off the stage throw a table!*
TAZ: Daffney has completely snapped. MT: I understand trying to play mind games but that was just uncalled for.
*Tara checks on Val but the EMTs push her aside. She looks up to see Daffney standing on the stage laughing as iMPACT goes to commercial*
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 3, 2010 16:58:44 GMT -5
Tara with the Cold Stone Stunner
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