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Post by Above Average on Mar 19, 2010 13:03:00 GMT -5
Congratulations PN.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2010 16:31:17 GMT -5
Well when two people love eachother they may decide to get married.... Y'know to fix that pesky love problem ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2010 16:37:50 GMT -5
Well when two people love eachother they may decide to get married.... Y'know to fix that pesky love problem ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) Hey, it works for all those silly celebrity couples.
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 8:12:30 GMT -5
Adding another match to the card tonight: Brutus Magnus and Lacey Von Erich vs. Abyss and Christy Hemme.
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 16:10:20 GMT -5
Just a reminder of the final card folks:
AJ Styles vs. D'Angelo Dinero Alissa Flash and Madison Rayne vs. The Beautiful People - Women's Tag Team Title Daffney vs. ODB Jay Lethal vs. Sting 7 team Battle Royal - #1 contendership Sarita vs. Hamada GBH and ? vs. Team 3D and ? Kurt Angle vs. Desmond Wolfe Brutus Magnus and Lacey Von Erich vs. Abyss and Christy Hemme
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Post by comahan on Mar 20, 2010 16:31:11 GMT -5
thats a large card!
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 16:42:21 GMT -5
I'm confident we can finish the show by 10pm EST. ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) Also, show may be 10-15 mins late starting. Stay tuned folks!
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Post by comahan on Mar 20, 2010 16:43:01 GMT -5
Power blackout at Universal Studios. Big thunderstorm!
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 16:44:06 GMT -5
Power blackout at Universal Studios. Big thunderstorm! Just like last week then?
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 17:05:22 GMT -5
Cameras show backstage where Eric Bischoff knocks on Jay Lethal's locker room door. Jay is quick to answer.
Eric? Fancy seeing you here. What can I do for you?
Look, I heard what you said last week and I'm here to tell you straight out that while Brutus Magnus is still able to wrestle, you will never be the WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion. However, that doesn't mean I can't help you out.
Good to know you're still excellent at ass kissing but you better select your next words wisely.
Relax Jay, I'm on your side. You said it yourself, you wanted to face a former world champion tonight and I've got you against a guy who has done it twelve times. I know talent when I see it and that's why I want to lay out an offer to you.
I'm listening.
It's simple. You go out there and have a good showing with Sting, I'll offer you a place on Team Bischoff at Lockdown. Think of what it could do for your career. Not only will you become a bigger star, I'll make sure Magnus doesn't take you out for what you've been saying as of late. What do you think?
That is tempting. I'll consider it but right now I need to focus on tonight.
That's fine but I want an answer by next week.
Bischoff exits as we fade out.
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 17:08:47 GMT -5
Tenay: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to yet another edition of WCTNA iMPACT! and what a show we have in store tonight. West: Tonight we see the man with the World title shot, AJ Styles go one on one against "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero. Tenay: We'll also have the WCTNA Women's Tag Team Titles on the line as the Beautiful People defend against Alissa Flash and Madison Rayne. West: The World Tag Team Champions, the Legends Champion and the World Heavyweight Champion will be in action as well. Tenay: But up first on the show, it's a Tag Team Battle Royal for a title shot at Lockdown. West: JKO, Hernandez and Traci in the back.
Traci Brooks, JKO, and SuperMex are backstage.
Well, as everyone knows, Kevin is out indefinitely after what those no-good hoodlums, Scott Hall and Sean Waltman did to him.
Sean, Scott, how could you do such a thing?! After all Kevie‘s done for you? You zap the guy with a tazer? That‘s how you show gratitude?! Why…
Traci’s voice trails off into a sob.
Scott Hall and Sean Waltman, I hope you guys are happy. You seriously harmed a great man, a man myself and SuperMex look up to, and you made a pretty woman cry.
SuperMex is consoling Traci in the background.
You two need to pay for what you‘ve done, so next week, we‘re challenging you to a match! Hall and Waltman against JKO and SuperMex!
SuperMex nods in agreement as he hands Traci a tissue.
Big Kev, I hope you‘re doin‘ better man, and don‘t you worry, we will make those ingrates pay for this! JKO promises that!
Traci continues to sob loudly as we fade out.
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 17:11:54 GMT -5
Tenay: JKO and Hernandez gunning for Sean Waltman and Scott Hall after what they did to Kevin Nash at Against All Odds. West: But tonight they have a battle royal to try to win. Tag Team title opportunities don't come along very often and they need to take advantage tonight and book their spot at Lockdown against Team 3D. Tenay: Or whoever the champions may be. West: Ayes. Another team gunnin for the title shot are the Murder City Machine Guns. Tenay: They were initially booked to compete against Kiyoshi and Jerry Sags in a regular tag team contest tonight. This interview was recorded earlier today before the battle royal was announced. West: But believe me, they know what they're doing tonight. They've wanted a shot at the gold and they will not wanna pass up this opportunity.
*So Cal Val is backstage with the Murder City Machine Guns.*
Alex Shelley, Chris Sabin, tonight you two return to tag team competition when you take on Kiyoshi and Jerry Sags.
Whoa whoa whoa. Jerry Sags? Like, "Nasty Boys" Jerry Sags?
Yeah.
*The Guns begin laughing.*
Man, I actually thought we had something to worry about tonight! I mean, Kiyoshi may be a challenge, but JERRY SAGS?
What's so funny?
Val Val Val. It's Jerry Sags. The man's gotta be pushing 50 at the least, and the last time he saw his feet without moving the twenty rolls of fat blocking the way was when he won the Tag Team Titles 20 years ago. The man hit his prime long before he stepped foot in WCTNA, and tonight's almost unfair to him.
See, me and Alex have been off of Impact for a while, because we needed to regroup. Alex was tending to Taylor, I was refocusing my efforts... ultimately, it was necessary for the Murder City Machine Guns to refocus our efforts of regaining the WCTNA Tag Team Titles we lost a few months ago.
Tonight, we return to tag team competition to prove that we are the best team this company has to offer. Team 3D are just about due to get their first Social Security Check, GBH are just about due to waste that Feast or Fired case for the chance to say they got their asses beat, YET AGAIN. What other team can say they have as much experience as us? Who has proven time and time again to bring the goods necessary to hang with the best this company has to offer?
Tonight, a statement is made Val. The Murder City Machine Guns are on the hunt for those titles, and no one is going to stand in our way.
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 17:14:21 GMT -5
West: See what I mean? They know what they want, and tonight the opportunity has been laid right before them. Tenay: 6 other teams will be looking to take the opportunity too though. But the only way to find out who gets the chance is by seeing this match. Take it Penzer.
Your opening contest on WCTNA Impact is a seven team battle royal, with the winning team going on to challenge for the World Tag Team Championship at Lockdown. Already in the ring, the team of Brian Kendrick and Tomko, the team of Amazing Red and Suicide, and the team of Matt and Nick Jackson, Generation NXT!
On their way to the ring, from Allentown, Pennsylvania and Osaka, Japan respectively, they are accompanied to the ring by Brian Knobs, weighing 500 pounds, Jerry Sags and Kiyoshi!
Introducing next, from Miami, Florida and Houston, Texas respectively, weighing 535 pounds, the team of JKO and Hernandez!
On their way to the ring, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 420 pounds, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin, the Murder City Machine Guns!
And finally, from Leiper’s Fork, Tennessee and Wall Street in Manhatten, New York respectively, James Storm and Robert Roode, Beer Money Incorporated!
Beer Money makes their way to the ring, smiling.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we're going to make this short and sweet, we came out here tonight to let you know that we have joined forces with a man who will lead us to greatness.
So without further ado, allow us to introduce our new manager . . .
Ric Flair saunters to the ring, a lovely lady on each arm, he has a mic.
That's right, everyone, The Nature Boy has decided to lend his expertise to the two men I consider to be the greatest tag team in the business today.
BEER!
MONEY!
WOOOOOO!
The crowd goes wild.
Now, come on, boys, these ladies are waiting for you, because from now on, you boys are going to be limousine ridin', jet flying . . .
Kiss Stealing
Wheeling Dealing
Son of a guns, let's roll.
Beer Money escorts the ladies to the back as Flair struts behind them. When they have escorted the ladies to the back, Beer Money return and make their way down to the ring.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2010 17:16:52 GMT -5
Nice little debut promo, Jono. ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 17:17:10 GMT -5
Tag Team Battle Royal Amazing Red and Suicide vs. Beer Money Inc. Vs. Brian Kendrick and Tomko vs. Generation NXT vs. Hernandez and JKO vs. Jerry Sags and Kiyoshi vs. Murder City Machine Guns 3 votes to an elimination 5 minute rounds You are voting against ONE INDIVIDUAL and BOTH members of a team must be eliminated before the team is out Can only vote once per round Can only vote against the same person once until it comes down to the final 2 When it comes down to 2 teams it will become a regular 2 on 2 match with 3 votes to win, 10 minute time limit
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Post by comahan on Mar 20, 2010 17:18:19 GMT -5
Amazing Red gets kicked in the face by Shelley
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Post by MikeyMania on Mar 20, 2010 17:19:32 GMT -5
Storm with a superkick to Tomko.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2010 17:20:55 GMT -5
JKO with the JKO to Kendrick!
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Post by Above Average on Mar 20, 2010 17:22:26 GMT -5
NEW ROUND!
Amazing Red (comahan Suicide James Storm Robert Roode Brian Kendrick (Evil M Tomko (mikeyp Matt Jackson Nick Jackson Hernandez JKO Jerry Sags Kiyoshi Alex Shelley Chris Sabin
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Post by MikeyMania on Mar 20, 2010 17:24:17 GMT -5
Sabin with a hesitation dropkick to Suicide.
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