Mr. Zurkon appreciation. Dec 30, 2009 15:55:18 GMT -5
Post by ToyfareMark on Dec 30, 2009 15:55:18 GMT -5
I fully expect this thread to get no sold, but playing the new Ratchet & Clank and using Mr. Zurkon as a weapon makes me wanna get others to appreciate him. I couldn't find any videos, but here is a list of some of his quotes while he fights alongside you.
"Mr. Zurkon is inadequate for this mission.......just kidding."
"Say hello to Mr. Zurkon's little friend!"
"Mr. Zurkon hates stupid robots!"
"You are no match for the almighty Mr. Zurkon!"
"Mr. Zurkon does not know how to swim."
"Ha! Mr. Zurkon requires no nanotech to survive, Mr. Zurkon lives on fear!"
"Mr. Zurkon conducts a symphony of pain."
(After falling to your death) "Mr. Zurkon is so ashamed."
"Mr. Zurkon is here to kill you."
"Yoo-hoo, Mr. Zurkon is looking to kill you."
"I shall let you live little alien...syke! Mr. Zurkon lives only to kill."
"You dare to hurt measly furball?"
"Mr Zurkon destroy little fishy man!"
"Slimey Cragpole, say hello to Mr.Zurkon's little friend."
Hopefully I can find a video of him, its much funnier hearing him, than just reading what he says.
"Why do you taunt Mr. Zurkon?"
"One little, two little, three little Cragmites, Four little, five little, DEAD little Cragmites." (to the tune of Ten little Indians)
"Okay! Mr. Zurkon reloaded now."
"Taste the fury of Mr. Zurkon"
"Crazy old Warbots, out of Mr. Zurkon's way!"
"Mr. Zurkon does NOT come in peace!"
"Hello, stupid alien!"
(after not killing anything for a few minutes) "Mr. Zurkon is bored"
(after spawning Mr. Zurkon) "Do you remember Mr. Zurkon?"
(after spawning Mr. Zurkon) "You thought you'd seen the last of Mr. Zurkon?"
"Killing stuff is so much fun do-da do-da! Mr Zurkon loves to kill all day long, all the do-da-day!"
"You are the disease and Mr. Zurkon is the cure"
(when the Groovitron is deployed)"Mr. Zurkon enjoys a good boogie"
"Stupid Fongoids. Why can't Mr. Zurkon kill you?"
"Why can't Mr. Zurkon kill cute, little Fongoids?"