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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 24, 2009 8:30:32 GMT -5
I think Seagulls are total douchebags. I mean, when have you ever seen a Seagull and thought, I'm glad we have them around?
They're always stealing food, crapping on stuff, and generally being being nuisances. And why, because they're jerks, that's why.
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Post by Malcolm on Dec 24, 2009 11:39:29 GMT -5
I always thought it was Hyenas because they're always laughing and killing things.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Dec 24, 2009 11:51:55 GMT -5
Bears are Godless killing machines.
Awesome.
But Godless killing machines.
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Murf
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Post by Murf on Dec 24, 2009 13:55:31 GMT -5
But they always take my pic-a-nic baskets!
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Post by AriadosMan on Dec 24, 2009 15:07:49 GMT -5
botfly maggots because they eat you from the inside
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Dec 24, 2009 15:13:54 GMT -5
The biggest douches are dolphins. Yes. Dolphins. Why? Because they rape, pillage, and kill in large groups for shits and giggles. They're the vikings of the animal kingdom. And as badass as vikings were, they were also huge douchebags.
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Post by AriadosMan on Dec 24, 2009 15:22:05 GMT -5
The biggest douches are dolphins. Yes. Dolphins. Why? Because they rape, pillage, and kill in large groups for s***s and giggles. They're the vikings of the animal kingdom. And as badass as vikings were, they were also huge douchebags. Do they kill sharks for fun, or is that an urban legend? |
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Dec 24, 2009 15:23:56 GMT -5
The biggest douches are dolphins. Yes. Dolphins. Why? Because they rape, pillage, and kill in large groups for s***s and giggles. They're the vikings of the animal kingdom. And as badass as vikings were, they were also huge douchebags. Do they kill sharks for fun, or is that an urban legend? Dunno about the sharks thing, but they DO gang up on the much smaller porpoise, and bash them to death. |
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Post by AriadosMan on Dec 24, 2009 15:30:40 GMT -5
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Dec 24, 2009 15:34:28 GMT -5
The biggest douches are dolphins. Yes. Dolphins. Why? Because they rape, pillage, and kill in large groups for s***s and giggles. They're the vikings of the animal kingdom. And as badass as vikings were, they were also huge douchebags. And they dont just keep the rape confined to other dolphins.That's right,Dolphins are into Bestiality sex.That plus the lack of hair makes them underwater Kurt Angles |
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Post by Ass Dan on Dec 24, 2009 17:26:06 GMT -5
I always thought it was Hyenas because they're always laughing and killing things. Then calling the police for Domestic Disturbance when a lion beats them up. |
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Post by laughytaffy on Dec 24, 2009 17:36:07 GMT -5
Dung Beetles. Damn poop thieves.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 24, 2009 18:35:44 GMT -5
Do they kill sharks for fun, or is that an urban legend? Dunno about the sharks thing, but they DO gang up on the much smaller porpoise, and bash them to death. At least they do it PORPOISEFULLY! ~hi-five~ |
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Post by MCMGM on Dec 24, 2009 19:00:44 GMT -5
Greatest. Thread for Christmas Time. Ever.
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Post by Cela on Dec 24, 2009 23:09:46 GMT -5
Go to San Francisco and check out the sea lions, douches.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Dec 25, 2009 12:56:11 GMT -5
Sea Gulls? They are the State Bird of Utah for a reason. During the early years of Mormon settlement, a vast swarm of locusts attacked the state's agriculture. The settlement was saved by an even more ravenous swarm of gulls who devoured the locusts. This was considered a sign of divine favor by the Mormons. So no, not dicks.
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Post by The Hawaiian Hammer! on Dec 25, 2009 14:43:24 GMT -5
I can't think of much that Pidgeons give to society, other than disease and dirty cars/statues
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Dec 25, 2009 15:07:15 GMT -5
The Rock Dove (Common Pidgeon) was once a popular food item, before chickens were domesticated. They are also kept as pets. What else you got?
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Post by Goldenbane on Dec 25, 2009 15:20:02 GMT -5
Female Spiders, some of them eat their mates AND their own young!
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Post by The Hawaiian Hammer! on Dec 25, 2009 15:58:33 GMT -5
Female Spiders, some of them eat their mates AND their own young! Speaking of insects, freaking Mosquitoes should be the overall winner/loser in this thread. They'll probably have the biggest overall negative effect on the majority of the posters on this message board God I hate them... |
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