Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 27, 2009 4:07:29 GMT -5
For anyone who has ever lived in the Deep South... FIRE ANTSDear god, no one believes the horror stories until they step in the wrong spot. I actually got bit (I counted) 39 times mowing my lawn. Little blistered sores, oozing, sticking to my socks. Not fun times.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Dec 27, 2009 9:09:26 GMT -5
Ever feel like you're always getting taunted by... The elderly!
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
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Post by SAJ Forth on Dec 27, 2009 16:47:07 GMT -5
Bears are Godless killing machines. Awesome. But Godless killing machines. I'd like to ad Polar Bears. They eat Baby Seals, yet cry for help because they can't swim?
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Dec 27, 2009 17:10:55 GMT -5
For anyone who has ever lived in the Deep South... FIRE ANTS
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Dec 27, 2009 19:20:24 GMT -5
The Candiru. Look it up.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 27, 2009 23:14:20 GMT -5
"...a naughty little fish with a penchant for swimming up a man's urethra to feed on the damaged tissue of the pitiful mass of flesh you once called your penis!"
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 27, 2009 23:21:40 GMT -5
Sea Gulls? They are the State Bird of Utah for a reason. During the early years of Mormon settlement, a vast swarm of locusts attacked the state's agriculture. The settlement was saved by an even more ravenous swarm of gulls who devoured the locusts. This was considered a sign of divine favor by the Mormons. So no, not dicks. The Ancient Mariner would disagree. Yes, I just made a Coleridge reference.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Dec 28, 2009 9:38:47 GMT -5
Popped collar = douchebag. Not letting this one get no-sold. Awesome.
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Post by neal on Dec 28, 2009 10:31:23 GMT -5
Domestic cats are douches.
They lick their butts, then want to rub noses with you. A true douchebag move.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Dec 28, 2009 10:45:44 GMT -5
For anyone who has ever lived in the Deep South... FIRE ANTSDear god, no one believes the horror stories until they step in the wrong spot. I actually got bit (I counted) 39 times mowing my lawn. Little blistered sores, oozing, sticking to my socks. Not fun times. I had a similar experience, though I wasn't bitten nearly as many times. They're nasty little critters. Still... better them than some of the ants you'll find elsewhere in the world.
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