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Post by s l i k on Dec 24, 2009 21:26:13 GMT -5
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Dec 25, 2009 0:48:21 GMT -5
That looks like it makes no sense. I mean, if she's not a Russian spy, then why does she run!? It didn't look like her colleagues believed that guy!
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Post by toddpolt on Dec 25, 2009 1:13:18 GMT -5
That looks like it makes no sense. I mean, if she's not a Russian spy, then why does she run!? It didn't look like her colleagues believed that guy! Which is the mystery, see??? Could be decent. Director Phillip Noyce is a respected filmmaker, always makes good looking productions, and can indeed cut a good action thriller, i.e. Clear & Present Danger. |
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Post by Cela on Dec 25, 2009 1:26:58 GMT -5
You should have seen how she reacted when that guy from the Drug Cartel said she was the Chupacabra.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Dec 25, 2009 10:52:06 GMT -5
That looks like it makes no sense. I mean, if she's not a Russian spy, then why does she run!? It didn't look like her colleagues believed that guy! Perhaps that dude was the guy that activated her. |
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Post by toddpolt on Dec 25, 2009 11:49:00 GMT -5
That looks like it makes no sense. I mean, if she's not a Russian spy, then why does she run!? It didn't look like her colleagues believed that guy! Perhaps that dude was the guy that activated her. How about Telefon? |
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Post by default on Dec 25, 2009 18:28:17 GMT -5
She looks really hot with the dark hair, I think it's the make up but she looks different. I'll see it... and get boners.
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Post by Corporate H on Dec 25, 2009 18:46:42 GMT -5
Sorry, never did buy Jolie as an action star, still don't.
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Post by Perigryn on Dec 25, 2009 22:29:35 GMT -5
Funny thing is this was originally a Tom Cruise vehicle. Once he got the boot, they made the title character female.
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Post by Young Game on Dec 25, 2009 22:59:28 GMT -5
 "I AM SALT!!!" Funny thing is this was originally a Tom Cruise vehicle. Once he got the boot, they made the title character female. Which....probably wasn't that hard. |
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Post by Lazy peon on Dec 25, 2009 23:03:39 GMT -5
Funny thing is this was originally a Tom Cruise vehicle. Once he got the boot, they made the title character female. What was it going be called? Pepper? Sugar? |
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Dec 25, 2009 23:17:15 GMT -5
Saw this trailer before Avatar, and the entire theater started laughing. It just looks like a bad premise and a wrong-headed star vehicle ("don't worry about the plot! We're going to get a major celebrity as the star! If they're Jewish we'll retitle it KOSHER SALT!")
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Post by Lionheart on Dec 25, 2009 23:24:43 GMT -5
The more you look at this poster, the more laughably bad it becomes. We've got "SALT" in distinct white letters in the foreground. But wait, what's that faded, transparent lettering behind it? Oh, it's..."SALT" again. OK. And then, just to make sure you get the point, we have the smaller letters asking, "WHO IS SALT?" Man, I'm really intrigued. Seriously, what the heck is the point of this poster. Did they just figure, "We have Angelina Jolie's face (and her name in case people don't recognize her with dark hair), that's all we need"? Is the faded lettering supposed to look like Cyrillic? |
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Post by default on Dec 26, 2009 12:58:24 GMT -5
The more you look at this poster, the more laughably bad it becomes. We've got "SALT" in distinct white letters in the foreground. But wait, what's that faded, transparent lettering behind it? Oh, it's..."SALT" again. OK. And then, just to make sure you get the point, we have the smaller letters asking, "WHO IS SALT?" Man, I'm really intrigued. Seriously, what the heck is the point of this poster. Did they just figure, "We have Angelina Jolie's face (and her name in case people don't recognize her with dark hair), that's all we need"? Is the faded lettering supposed to look like Cyrillic? I'm going to pen a sequel jut for you with Halle and title it Pepa. The tagline will be "IN SOVIET RUSSIA... PEPA IS WHO?" Also for no reason, she'll be wearing the Catwoman mask. |
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Post by toddpolt on Dec 26, 2009 13:58:32 GMT -5
No offense guys, but when a "bad" movie like Transformers 2 blows up the box-office....
I think Salt will do alright.
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Post by Z-A Sandbaggin' Son of a b!%@h on Dec 26, 2009 14:37:48 GMT -5
I think it looks pretty cool
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Post by MCMGM on Dec 26, 2009 17:10:56 GMT -5
Gah, blond hair does nothing for her at all. Black is bad ass though.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 27, 2009 4:04:25 GMT -5
Soundtrack should be done by Veruca Salt. Both the band and "I want it now!"
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Post by Perigryn on Dec 27, 2009 7:06:56 GMT -5
Funny thing is this was originally a Tom Cruise vehicle. Once he got the boot, they made the title character female. What was it going be called? Pepper? Sugar? It was still Salt...though he was gonna be "Edwin Salt", while Angelina is "Evelyn Salt". |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 27, 2009 7:31:54 GMT -5
So who can we cast in Wrestlecrap Film's production of Paprika: a Spy Thriller?
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