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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Dec 24, 2009 4:00:16 GMT -5
Butlers seem like a really cool species. All waiting on you hand and foot "Can I get you more cheez-its, sir?" "More Hawaiian punch, sir?" All named Ainsley or Ashford or some shit. All driving you around. I'd be like "Hey Chester! Let's stop at McD's! I need to gruzzle me a big mac!" And he'd just get chicken selects, because it's classy. I bet, if you paid really good, one would hunt and kill a bear for you. With a knife.
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Ducky Momo
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Post by Ducky Momo on Dec 24, 2009 4:04:07 GMT -5
The question isn't about wanting a butler, but which butler. Jeffrey or Niles?
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Dec 24, 2009 4:06:01 GMT -5
Neither of them. I don't want no Nick at Nite butler.
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Ducky Momo
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Post by Ducky Momo on Dec 24, 2009 4:32:33 GMT -5
Understandable, you wouldn't want a low class butler embarrassing you with his presence when you're at McD's. ;D But them there high class ones ain't gots no funny sass.
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Beav
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Post by Beav on Dec 24, 2009 4:52:44 GMT -5
The question isn't about wanting a butler, but which butler. Jeffrey or Niles? Here's your obvious choice of butler... Jeeves!
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 24, 2009 5:41:40 GMT -5
I want Alfred, or a fighting butler, like Hayate from Hayate the Combat Butler, or the one with swords from Hudson Hawk.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 24, 2009 6:17:05 GMT -5
I would rather have a Mr Handy from Fallout 3. I mean, a robot butler? AWESOME!
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 24, 2009 6:20:50 GMT -5
I would rather have a Mr Handy from Fallout 3. I mean, a robot butler? AWESOME! This is also pretty cool. Probably more practical than a monkey butler.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 24, 2009 7:41:21 GMT -5
I want Jarvis the Avengers Butler.
He knows where Cap and Iron Man keep the bodies.
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Post by angryfan on Dec 24, 2009 7:56:11 GMT -5
The lack of love for a certain Mr. Belvedere saddens me greatly.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Dec 24, 2009 9:25:13 GMT -5
I really wouldn't want a butler, unless it was Alfred.
I do, however, want a harem of maids, like that guy from He is my Master has.
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Post by Grendel on Dec 24, 2009 11:58:08 GMT -5
The question isn't about wanting a butler, but which butler. Jeffrey or Niles? Here's your obvious choice of butler... Jeeves! Beat me to it ...
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Post by Lazy peon on Dec 24, 2009 12:09:00 GMT -5
I'd rather have a French maid.
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Post by ani on Dec 24, 2009 12:35:22 GMT -5
Butlers seem like a really cool species. All waiting on you hand and foot "Can I get you more cheez-its, sir?" "More Hawaiian punch, sir?" "Allow me to peel your BISCUIT Grandmama"
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 24, 2009 12:57:14 GMT -5
The question isn't about wanting a butler, but which butler. Jeffrey or Niles? Here's your obvious choice of butler... Jeeves! Benson.
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Post by default on Dec 24, 2009 13:22:31 GMT -5
I'd like a butler, but only after I've made my money from my kung fu hookers, hired my female ninjas and started living an isolated life on the top floor of a sweet NYC skyscraper (that I also own)
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Dec 24, 2009 13:22:43 GMT -5
"Sir, I washed your socks. And I fed your turtle, Mr. Stampers."
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Post by Insomniac on Dec 24, 2009 14:26:21 GMT -5
I don't want an actual butler. Instead, I want to hire the actor who played Geoffrey on Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and pay him to act as my butler. He wouldn't do any actual cooking or cleaning, but just pop into the room on occasion and make smart ass remarks.
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Post by MCMGM on Dec 24, 2009 19:09:13 GMT -5
I want the one from Tomb Raider. You know, the one you had to lock in the freezer so he wouldn't follow you anymore.
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Dec 25, 2009 1:31:51 GMT -5
"Sir, shall I sweep up these crumbs?"
Nah, Bentley. I'm savin' them. I'm gonna use them for something.
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