Worst Wrestling Figures

[I Like Your Poetry]

So that "Ready For Loving" Mark Henry figure got me thinking...(not about that):

What are some of the worst/inaccurate wrestling figures you've ever seen?

I'd say this one is up there:



And yes, it was released.

[General Adam]

Oct 18, 2009 22:02:51 GMT -5 I Like Your Poetry said:

So that "Ready For Loving" Mark Henry figure got me thinking...(not about that):

What are some of the worst/inaccurate wrestling figures you've ever seen?

I'd say this one is up there:



And yes, it was released.

Edge?

[Bob Schlapowitz]

Oct 18, 2009 22:02:51 GMT -5 I Like Your Poetry said:

So that "Ready For Loving" Mark Henry figure got me thinking...(not about that):

What are some of the worst/inaccurate wrestling figures you've ever seen?

I'd say this one is up there:



And yes, it was released.

Who is that supposed to be?

I still have a Cactus Jack figure from the 2000 or so that is ridiculously jacked. It's like they took Hulk Hogan arms and put them on a Foley figure.

EDIT: I found a pic of the Cactus figure I was talking about.

[forgottensinpwf]

So is this, "Borrowing Trevor Murdoch's Trunks" Edge?

[>(straightedgepunk)<]

Jakks most recent Shawn Michaels figure. Introducing Road to WrestleMania HBK...



YES! PAINTED ON PANTS! Was it so much trouble to at least give him the pants mold? Jakks is going out with style with the WWE license.

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The Mattel ones in general, judging by the pics of them that were released. Those are just... Yeah.

[General Adam]

Oct 18, 2009 22:05:58 GMT -5 Bob Schlapowitz said:

Oct 18, 2009 22:02:51 GMT -5 I Like Your Poetry said:

So that "Ready For Loving" Mark Henry figure got me thinking...(not about that):

What are some of the worst/inaccurate wrestling figures you've ever seen?

I'd say this one is up there:



And yes, it was released.

Who is that supposed to be?

I still have a Cactus Jack figure from the 2000 or so that is ridiculously jacked. It's like they took Hulk Hogan arms and put them on a Foley figure.

I can say the same thing about a Mr. Kennedy figure.

[Chainsaw]

Oct 18, 2009 22:02:51 GMT -5 I Like Your Poetry said:

So that "Ready For Loving" Mark Henry figure got me thinking...(not about that):

What are some of the worst/inaccurate wrestling figures you've ever seen?

I'd say this one is up there:



Dude...I JUST saw one of those in a Claw machine at my local grocery story...but it had HHH's head on it, instead. Amazing. it really takes that much effort to make an accurate figure, huh?

And yes, it was released.

Dude...I JUST saw one of those in a Claw machine at my local grocery story...but it had HHH's head on it, instead. Amazing. it really takes that much effort to make an accurate figure, huh?

[Deleted]

Oct 18, 2009 22:02:51 GMT -5 I Like Your Poetry said:

So that "Ready For Loving" Mark Henry figure got me thinking...(not about that):

What are some of the worst/inaccurate wrestling figures you've ever seen?

I'd say this one is up there:



And yes, it was released.

Okay, see, I'm gonna pretend that that's one of the Major Bros. Someone saw off some of the hair and put some pants with one leg cut off on it to make it actually interesting.

[forgottensinpwf]

Of course most who follow WCR are familiar with this one, but it's still worth posting



"C. Thomas Howell" Layla.

[HBKite]

Oct 18, 2009 22:02:51 GMT -5 I Like Your Poetry said:

So that "Ready For Loving" Mark Henry figure got me thinking...(not about that):

What are some of the worst/inaccurate wrestling figures you've ever seen?

I'd say this one is up there:



And yes, it was released.

Stevie Richards?



Barrackocena!

[Jimmy]

Ugh, I can't find a picture but there was an early TTL Mr. Ass figure that was absolutely horrendus, it looked nothing like him.


best I could find:

[I Like Your Poetry]

And yes, everybody...that is Edge.

It was one of the discount KB-toys "Backlash" series, but the attire is questionable at best.

[Nacho STAYS Hyped]

This isn't wrestling related, but this has to be the worst (or best) action figure of all time:

[Zen411]

THe Jakks Big Bossman bothers me big time. One of my all time faves....it took forever to get the license for the classics line. And they gave him huge, muscular arms, a thin torso. Big Bossman was fat. That was part of the character. He was never a slim trim gym rat. Ticked me off. Akeem figure was fat. So much for getting a good looking Twin Towers set.

Also, they released a Ron SImmons figure that said "Farooq" across his shirt. 1. He never wore a shirt like that. 2. Jakks spelled it wrong.

THe Brother Love and Paul Bearer figures bother me too. Big long legs in the over used "suit" mold that they use for anyone in a suit. Could they not have sculpted a short, squat figure in a suit? At least the legs? So Jimmy Hart, Paul Bearer, and other managers arent as tall as the wrestlers? Its weird that in a three pack with Kane, Taker, and Paul Bearer, Beare is the tallest or as tall.

[Mac]

Oct 18, 2009 22:02:51 GMT -5 I Like Your Poetry said:

So that "Ready For Loving" Mark Henry figure got me thinking...(not about that):

What are some of the worst/inaccurate wrestling figures you've ever seen?

I'd say this one is up there:



And yes, it was released.

So, seriously who is that?

[celticjobber]

Alot of the early Jakks figures were pretty bad, but I especially remember this horrible Jeff Jarrett one.

[The Charismatic Enabeler]

Any Austin figure while they still had the breaking joints feature. He always had a weird "fatherly concern" look on his face.

[Alucard]

Oct 19, 2009 0:50:22 GMT -5 celticjobber said:

Alot of the early Jakks figures were pretty bad, but I especially remember this horrible Jeff Jarrett one.

Nevermind the fact that the exact same figure was also Owen Hart.

No, seriously.

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Oct 18, 2009 22:46:58 GMT -5 Nacho STAYS Hyped said:

This isn't wrestling related, but this has to be the worst (or best) action figure of all time:

That is the greatest thing in the history of their sport.