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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Nov 19, 2009 10:00:36 GMT -5
Michael Cole for Sure imagine him snapping a smashing Jerry Lawler while screaming "vintage ass kicking" the whole time I love the mental image of this. Thanks man.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 19, 2009 10:21:32 GMT -5
*Cole rips his suit jacket off* "My name's not Michael Cole, it's Penguin! I am not a human being, I am an animal, cold blooded!" *Dives into an open sewer and swims away* Striker: "Cole's lost it! Do note that penguins are actually warm blooded."
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Post by chunkylover53 on Nov 19, 2009 13:21:52 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels should finally explode, as can't take it anymore that Jesus keeps holding him down, returns to the 1997 version of himself, only this time going completely over the edge and psycho. Thats what I hated about the 2006 DX. There's no way they could recapture the glory days of the Attitude Era, especially with Shawn Michaels being a Born Again Christian. Not to mention seeing 40 year old men acting like teenagers stopped being funny long ago. I'll admit, in my dying days of watching WWE, he was awesome in his role feuding with The Undertaker. I don't know what he's been doing since then(I stopped watching the show since), but I wish he were to keep that thing going. At least have an edge to him.
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Post by MyndSkape: A Poor Man's Virgil on Nov 19, 2009 19:26:12 GMT -5
Imagine Festus
... as a heel
... going crazy off the ringing in his head
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Post by theryno665 on Nov 19, 2009 19:37:41 GMT -5
Hornswoggle
I'm not joking.
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Post by thuschongswing on Nov 19, 2009 19:59:02 GMT -5
William Regal.
He's been a real man's man, an English gentleman, a sadistic brute who uses brass knuckles, an un-American, a straight man to a retard, a stooge to a man in a pirate costume, a general manager, a king of the ring, and a sadistic brute who wears silly outfits, but never quite a psycho.
Where his momentum is right now, it's VERY easy to turn him all-out psychotic. Remember that time he started breaking all the furniture on the Abraham Washington show? Think that, all the freakin' time.
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Post by Rorschach on Nov 19, 2009 20:19:50 GMT -5
My next favorite would be Knox. Don't have him go full-on psycho snap, but more of a cruel, serial killer kind of thing. He wouldn't rage and go crazy, but systematically disect his oppoents and be unnaturally cruel. ...which, is honestly what his gimmick seems like its supposed to be, they just job him out every single week. Anyway, I'm in the boat that Cena should snap. I also like the idea of him facing the Undertaker at Mania, and think the two ideas should be combined. In the run-up to the match, Cena goes on and on about how he overcomes the odds all the time. Only, at Mania, the power of the Undertaker, with the glory of the streak on the line, and the crowd behind him, it all adds up to too much for Cena. He can't overcome these odds. And between the fact that he can't do it, added to the fact that the audience clearly doesn't want him to, drives him crazy. The idea being, if they want Cena to end the streak, have a ref bump or something, and Cena just goes nuts on Taker with a weapon or something, in order to beat him. Or, if they want to maintain the streak, have Taker win, and after the match, Cena goes nuts on him with a weapon or something. That's my idea, anyway. *shrug* I love it! Myself, I would love to see Cena start to exhibit a sort of Bret Hart quality to his actions, you know, like how Bret was OBSESSED with being the best, and how he was clean cut, and shook hands, kissed babies, and was the all around NICE guy, yet got mixed reactions and boos, while guys like Austin and DX got cheers and were bad role models. Cena could EASILY fit into a mold like that, and it would dovetail with your storyline above. Him snapping would be due to a long simmering resentment towards the fans for booing him and cheering people like DX, with the loss to the Undertaker (and the fans' boos throughout) being the final straw for him. "I come out here week in and week out, bust my ASS for you people, and you boo me. I tried to ignore it...let the haters hate, I said. But deep down inside, it ATE at me that you people could cheer for two forty year old degenerates as they assault people, point at their crotches, and set bad examples for the youth of today, while you boo me and spit in my face. I AM A ROLE MODEL! You should cheer me...ME!! I am the guy who preaches Hustle, Loyalty and Respect...but you all don't wanna hear that. You all would rather I chop my crotch and tell you to suck it. Well, as of today, that's what all of you CAN do. And while you're down there, why don't you kiss my ass? I'm DONE being ya hero. I'm out. " ;D
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Nov 19, 2009 20:41:30 GMT -5
...which, is honestly what his gimmick seems like its supposed to be, they just job him out every single week. Anyway, I'm in the boat that Cena should snap. I also like the idea of him facing the Undertaker at Mania, and think the two ideas should be combined. In the run-up to the match, Cena goes on and on about how he overcomes the odds all the time. Only, at Mania, the power of the Undertaker, with the glory of the streak on the line, and the crowd behind him, it all adds up to too much for Cena. He can't overcome these odds. And between the fact that he can't do it, added to the fact that the audience clearly doesn't want him to, drives him crazy. The idea being, if they want Cena to end the streak, have a ref bump or something, and Cena just goes nuts on Taker with a weapon or something, in order to beat him. Or, if they want to maintain the streak, have Taker win, and after the match, Cena goes nuts on him with a weapon or something. That's my idea, anyway. *shrug* I love it! Myself, I would love to see Cena start to exhibit a sort of Bret Hart quality to his actions, you know, like how Bret was OBSESSED with being the best, and how he was clean cut, and shook hands, kissed babies, and was the all around NICE guy, yet got mixed reactions and boos, while guys like Austin and DX got cheers and were bad role models. Cena could EASILY fit into a mold like that, and it would dovetail with your storyline above. Him snapping would be due to a long simmering resentment towards the fans for booing him and cheering people like DX, with the loss to the Undertaker (and the fans' boos throughout) being the final straw for him. "I come out here week in and week out, bust my ASS for you people, and you boo me. I tried to ignore it...let the haters hate, I said. But deep down inside, it ATE at me that you people could cheer for two forty year old degenerates as they assault people, point at their crotches, and set bad examples for the youth of today, while you boo me and spit in my face. I AM A ROLE MODEL! You should cheer me...ME!! I am the guy who preaches Hustle, Loyalty and Respect...but you all don't wanna hear that. You all would rather I chop my crotch and tell you to suck it. Well, as of today, that's what all of you CAN do. And while you're down there, why don't you kiss my ass? I'm DONE being ya hero. I'm out. " ;D As well as that would work, it still wouldn't quite be going psycho. Like stark-raving speaking-in-tongues-and-drooling psycho. One wonders, could Cena pull _that_ off?
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Post by bubbles on Nov 19, 2009 22:43:40 GMT -5
Evan Bourne to become a psychotic emo who wishes he was never 'even born'.
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Post by MyndSkape: A Poor Man's Virgil on Nov 19, 2009 23:34:30 GMT -5
This entire thread makes me miss Waylon Mercy so so much.
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Nov 19, 2009 23:47:28 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels as psycho, unrelenting Christian heel.
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Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Nov 20, 2009 0:06:31 GMT -5
Kung Fu Naki, why? just because.
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Post by MyndSkape: A Poor Man's Virgil on Nov 20, 2009 0:17:55 GMT -5
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Nov 20, 2009 0:36:32 GMT -5
Chavo Guerrero.
I'd love to see him in his late 90's, batshit crazy fun babyface role again.
WE WANT PEPE!
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Post by Raja Lion on Nov 20, 2009 6:53:32 GMT -5
Undertaker. Super-evil scary mean Undertaker.
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