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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Nov 19, 2009 15:02:25 GMT -5
John Cena, Shawn Michaels and Triple H all lined up diagonally, Orton successfully punts all three simultaneously and puts them out of action for months on end. Kofi Kingston, Miz, MVP, and Jack Swagger benefit. Profit. Yes, Yes and yes!!!  |
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Post by Germansuplex on Nov 19, 2009 15:06:25 GMT -5
Maybe The Rock if he does guest host Raw. Imagine the heat Orton would get after punting an Icon on his first appearance in a WWE ring for nearly 6 years. That would be EPIC. |
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Post by BorneAgain on Nov 19, 2009 15:12:47 GMT -5
Orton essentially goes on a punting rampage against everyone, putting jobbers and rookies on the shelf. Finally he goes against a recently debuted Danielson whom he gets down and goes for the kick... but AmDrag counters into a single leg crab and has him on the verge of tapping out before Legacy interferes.
Put over that someone has finally developed a solid counter maneuver (as opposed to just avoiding) to the punt, which plays a factor in Danielson and Orton's future matches.
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Post by spagett on Nov 19, 2009 15:32:03 GMT -5
Maybe The Rock if he does guest host Raw. Imagine the heat Orton would get after punting an Icon on his first appearance in a WWE ring for nearly 6 years. That would be EPIC. Exactly and heres how I would do it. Have Rock come out at the end of a Raw he guest hosts and say how much fun he has had and how being back in a WWE ring has made him realise he misses wrestling. Have him say he will be coming back a lot more often now cue crowd going wild. Then you have Orton come out and tell Rock he isn't wanted. That his time has passed and that Orton is the new face of the WWE. You then have Rock cut one of his goofy funny circa 2001-2002 putdown promos on Orton complete with Monkey nipples and all that stuff to get the kiddies laughing. At that point though have Orton snap and just beat the hell out of Rock. I'm talking a long brutal beatdown with Cole and King staying silent without which ends with the punt. The Rock need not ever return again if he doesn't want to but what a way to go, Orton would be red hot again in terms of heat in a way he hasnt been since punting Vince. |
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Post by JaySticLe respects Umaga on Nov 19, 2009 16:07:26 GMT -5
He hooks a spike to his boot. Michael Cole comes into the ring, and he trips on the ring rope. Orton runs and PUNTS A SPIKE INTO COLE'S HEAD.
How's that, smarks?
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Post by Krimzon on Nov 19, 2009 17:14:34 GMT -5
Legacy Classic (Dusty, Ted Sr., & Cowboy Bob) all somehow become involved in WWE programming. Orton starts getting into it with Dusty & MDM. Things get heated and Dusty/MDM wind up attacking Cowboy Bob. Randy comes down and attacks Dusty & MDM. Randy goes to Punt MDM, but Ted dodges and Randy accidentally RKToes Cowboy Bob. Orton then goes berserk, RKOs everybody in sight, and Punts both Cody & Ted Jr...IN THE SKULL!
Orton then goes AWOL. Nobody seems to be able to locate him. Cody & Ted are both upset at Orton, but they both eventually realize that they need him for the sake of their careers. They both set out to find them. They eventually track him to a mental institution in Delaware. They head to the floor he's on. Along the way, they pass numerous WWE stars that have been locked up for being insane: Festus, Doink, Dink, Tugboat, the Berserker, & Harvey Wippleman are a few of them. They get to Randy's cell and watch in horror as he's in there...WITH PANTS ON! They both think that he's too fargone and leave.
Unbeknownst to them, Randy escapes and hides in the trunk of their car. The next week at RAW, while Cody & Ted are wrestling the unheard of combination of John Cena & Triple H, Randy runs down to ringside with all of the other insane wrestlers, grabs the microphone, and proceeds to perform a live, a cappella version of "Voices" while Festus & company terrorize the wrestlers.
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Post by skiller on Nov 19, 2009 19:47:21 GMT -5
Orton measures up for the punt and adavnces towards his hapless prey. Suddenly the guy simply strightens up and Randy's kick misses, but his foot keeps moving causing him to kick himself in the process.
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Post by Kendo on Nov 19, 2009 20:14:38 GMT -5
Mike Tenay. Impact Zone. RKO chants. That is all. I've always wanted to see the punt being countered into an ankle lock. ANGLE COME BACK SO YOU CAN DO THAT!!! I like that, but instead it should be with Bret Hart guest hosting Monday Night Raw and throwing Orton in the Sharpshooter. That would be one of the biggest pops of all time...at least in my living room. And in Canada. And in my living room too,a living room that is in canada |
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Post by Sero on Nov 19, 2009 23:16:28 GMT -5
At Super Bowl XLIV XFL Championships 2010 the CFL playoffs, Steelers kicker Jeff Reed MemphisManiax kicker Jim Druckenmiller star kicker Canada Joe is getting ready to kick a game-deciding field goal in the last few seconds of overtime. Just as the kicker is about to make a run for the ball, Orton's music hits, and everyone turns around with a shocked look to see a shot of Orton sprinting out of the locker room, then cutting to a camera shot of Orton sprinting down a back hallway, then cutting to him sprinting up to a door which turns out to be locked, then turning around and sprinting back inside, then cutting to him sprinting past the concessions area, then cutting to him sprinting through the parking lot, then cutting to him sprinting through the stands, then cutting to him sprinting across the field from the opposite side. Michael Cole leaps up from the crowd, pointing a finger at the field and shouting "OH MY! That's VINTAGE Orton!" Orton finally makes it all the way down the field to the kicker, who is awkwardly standing on one leg, patiently waiting while maintaining the shocked look on his face. As Orton gets close, the camera goes to a slow-motion, 360-degree pan a la The Matrix while Randy makes like he's going to punt the kicker. The camera quickly cuts to close-ups of various horrified-looking players and coaches and Tommy Dreamer taking a huge bite out of a Polish sausage, then cuts back to Orton who, in a swerve, instead goes to punt the ball at the last second. The placeholder then suddenly yanks the ball out of the way and Orton goes flying in slow motion, shouting a slow-motion warped "AAAUUGGHH!" A flock of doves flies up behind him. The camera then cuts to an overhead shot of Orton's prone body lying still on the ground, rotating in circles as it zooms in while a somber violin solo plays. The screen then fades to the WWE logo. HOW IS THIS BEING NO SOLD! |
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Post by MyndSkape: A Poor Man's Virgil on Nov 20, 2009 0:11:38 GMT -5
Orton as Phil Dawson
The Cena-led Ravens are stunned as they lose in overtime 33-30!
Look dammit, it's been a long season. Gotta relive SOMETHING good the Browns has done since they came back.
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