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Post by James McCloud IS John Godot on Nov 24, 2009 21:24:19 GMT -5
Sounds like more "newz" come true: *CM Punk comes out with Festus and a brown paper bag. Punk introduces Drew Gallows (that name may not be 100% correct but that's what it sounded like), formerly Festus Oh those newz sites, they 100% make crap up. ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Post by Tyfo on Nov 24, 2009 21:24:25 GMT -5
Sounds like more "newz" come true: *CM Punk comes out with Festus and a brown paper bag. Punk introduces Drew Gallows (that name may not be 100% correct but that's what it sounded like), formerly Festus Yes! Finally. This is going to be awesome.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2009 21:24:27 GMT -5
Sounds like more "newz" come true: *CM Punk comes out with Festus and a brown paper bag. Punk introduces Drew Gallows (that name may not be 100% correct but that's what it sounded like), formerly Festus AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2009 21:25:17 GMT -5
Two Drews?
Eh, guess may as well have a Drew that doesn't suck.
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 24, 2009 21:25:25 GMT -5
You'd think it meant the match was long, but that was 3 minutes. The rest of the show was Jericho waiting in the ring with a Sudoku for Teddy Long to show up and address him. Oops, I forgot to add the word "in". As in meaning it was already looking stale after just one promo and one match I know what you meant, I was just enjoying the idea of a show that sparsely booked. I hope Escobar loses, but I guess he wouldn't be worse than Dean Douglas winning it.
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Post by DanKirby on Nov 24, 2009 21:25:28 GMT -5
There was a backstage promo with John Morrison asking Teddy Long for an opponent on tonight's show. Vickie Guerrero and Eric Escobar interrupted. Vickie wanted Escobar to have a title shot. Long agreed to book the match. He said it was Escobar's only shot at the Intercontinental Title.
C.M. Punk came to the ring. He said he will still try to help people change their lives. He introduced Luke Gallos, who is better known as Festus. He blamed his previous condition on years of drug abuse. Punk claimed he helped him out of his previous mental state to where he is now. Punk pulled a copy of Jeff Hardy's new DVD out of a brown bag. He said Hardy ruined all his fan's lives. He said he was like a prophet and noted that the last chapter of the DVD featured his final match in WWE.
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Post by Jimmy on Nov 24, 2009 21:25:51 GMT -5
Sounds like more "newz" come true: *CM Punk comes out with Festus and a brown paper bag. Punk introduces Drew Gallows (that name may not be 100% correct but that's what it sounded like), formerly Festus Finally! Awesome.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2009 21:26:09 GMT -5
Harts/Cryme Tyme is aiming to be the next Heart Throbs/Hurricane-Rosey feud.
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Post by Tyfo on Nov 24, 2009 21:26:55 GMT -5
Punk = Excellence
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Post by Error on Nov 24, 2009 21:27:03 GMT -5
*CM Punk comes out with Festus and a brown paper bag. Punk introduces Drew Gallows (that name may not be 100% correct but that's what it sounded like), formerly Festus. Punk said his friends gave him pills in the past and that's why Festus was in the state he was in, but that's in the past. Punk said that what he has inside the bag comes out 12/1 and he's scared that it will be available to the public. Punk pulls the Jeff Hardy DVD. Out comes Matt Hardy, who defends his brother. This leads to...
*Matt Hardy defeats CM Punk by DQ after Festus interferes. They beat down Hardy afterwards.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2009 21:27:04 GMT -5
I'm the lone Escobar fan huh?
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Post by Jimmy on Nov 24, 2009 21:27:22 GMT -5
So all that time we were laughing along with Jesse and Festus, we were actually condoning drug abuse.
Really makes you think.
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 24, 2009 21:27:46 GMT -5
There was a backstage promo with John Morrison asking Teddy Long for an opponent on tonight's show. Vickie Guerrero and Eric Escobar interrupted. Vickie wanted Escobar to have a title shot. Long agreed to book the match. He said it was Escobar's only shot at the Intercontinental Title. C.M. Punk came to the ring. He said he will still try to help people change their lives. He introduced Luke Gallos, who is better known as Festus. He blamed his previous condition on years of drug abuse. Punk claimed he helped him out of his previous mental state to where he is now. Punk pulled a copy of Jeff Hardy's new DVD out of a brown bag. He said Hardy ruined all his fan's lives. He said he was like a prophet and noted that the last chapter of the DVD featured his final match in WWE. Do you think Festus will tell jokes? You know, a little Gallows humor? Nothing? Man, you guys are a tough crowd.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2009 21:28:26 GMT -5
So... can we get with this, or are we stuck with that?
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Post by Jimmy on Nov 24, 2009 21:28:43 GMT -5
Luke Gallows vs. Slammaster J at TLC, I bet!
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Post by mysterydriver on Nov 24, 2009 21:30:30 GMT -5
Wow! Cryme Tyme vs. The Hart Dynasty!
Glad to see that SD is carrying on from Raw's lead and having nothing but new matches.
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Post by CrazySting on Nov 24, 2009 21:30:36 GMT -5
So Punk is a heel, while he takes junkies under his wing, helps them get clean and sets them back on the right path?
Um...okay.
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Post by Dub H on Nov 24, 2009 21:31:56 GMT -5
FESTUS IS BACK
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
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Post by deltarich on Nov 24, 2009 21:33:23 GMT -5
Escobar with a title shot? Please don't let him win
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Nov 24, 2009 21:33:52 GMT -5
So Punk is a heel, while he takes junkies under his wing, helps them get clean and sets them back on the right path? Um...okay. Drugs are good, m'kay?
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